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@ngwata_

6 years

A trip to Africa is not complete without the trademark poverty porn photo op.

Ellen DeGeneres

@EllenDeGeneres

6 years

Thank you to all of the amazing people I met on my trip, who helped make it so special.

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We deserve better DJs as a country.

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Judas IsKairo.

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@ngwata_

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Mr. John Mugendi of BM Security recovered and kept safely a handbag containing Kshs.103,260 in cash, 3 cheques, an iPhone and other personal items misplaced by a client. Such levels of integrity and honesty is quite scarce in Kenya.

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We have (unfortunately) crossed over to the unknown. No script No precedent. 🇰🇪

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Yaani, late June as Kenyans were on the streets furious about excesses - Nairobi County Executives were in Marrakesh, Morocco smoking shisha, then straight to Diani for another week while demos were ongoing. Surely.

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@ngwata_

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#RutoMustGo 🇰🇪

@MuriMuriz

3 months

Can we have a list of all those ''employed'' people in those 2 unconstitutional offices????? #RutoMustGo

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3 months

The one in the middle is a full mikora. The one on the right is an upcoming one.

Shad

@Shad_khalif

3 months

Gen X meets Millennial meets Gen Z meets Gen Zote! I finally meet these firebrands, hey @_KasKazini hey @JerotichSeii

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@ngwata_

5 years

Every year Kenya Airways holds breakfast pressers in 5 star hotels to announce their billion shilling losses.

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5 years

Strathmore University has been running their entire campus on solar energy for the past few years. They produce so much that they sell the surplus (0.25Mw) to Kenya power.

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5 years

Kenyans are losing their minds 😂😂

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5 years

Murang'a Senator was obliterated on Prime Time, even the host couldn't hold back her laughter.

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@ngwata_

6 years

Lord, it is us again Kenyan men, we see what you are doing for others, deliver us from birthday socks, belts and cakes in nightclubs too. Amen. 🙏

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5 years

Malindi bred supermodel Naomi Campbell representing our country at the Paris Fashion Week. 🇰🇪

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@ngwata_

5 years

Women's rights.

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@RT_com

5 years

VR simulation has arrived in #Yemen , and the reactions are priceless. What do you think they saw?

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@ngwata_

4 years

Dating a 'Wah! sasa utado?' is hectic. Walk away as soon as you can.

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@ngwata_

3 months

A wheelbarrow on the Presidential Standard was the 1st sign.

Peace.

@JICHOdaDOG

3 months

What if I told you Bill is not as calculated as we have been made to believe in the past and he simply doesn’t know what he is doing?

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@ngwata_

4 years

Kylie Njenga removed her pacifier thinking we had forgotten about the dad looting Marsabit Stadium.

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@ngwata_

5 years

This. This is the best thing I have watched in 2019 Q2.

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The Standard Digital

@StandardKenya

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Energy CS Opiyo Wandayi attributes recent countrywide power blackouts to old transmission lines and equipment; says plans are underway to modernise infrastructure.

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5 years

Nice one BMW. Nice one.

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5 years

A 19yr on tiktok did that.

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@Wamathai

5 years

Trending number 1 on YouTube

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6 years

A group of Nigerians visting Kigali, Rwanda for the first time (the commentary 😄😄).

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4 years

Dude on the left (📸 Dusit D2 attack) - Dafton - has been reported missing since 11th March 2020.

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Kenya has had an national seed bank for decades deep in Muguga forest. It's operated by Genetic Resources Research Institute (GeRRI) under KALRO with full time staff, and has about 52,000 seed accessions stored.

Shoba Gatimu

@shobanes

3 months

Mnajua huko Europe kuna countries ziko na buildings zinaitwa Seed vaults? Building imewekwa mbegu za indigenous foods from all over the world. Kutoka matunda mpaka veges. Mahali flood proof, earthquake proof. Wanasema watazitumia ku restart farming in future mbegu zao zikichapa.

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@ngwata_

5 years

This chap needs a payrise ASAP. @CapitalFMKenya

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@ngwata_

6 years

Words of affirmatiion: NDK7DEBGJH Confirmed. You have received..........

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@ngwata_

3 months

In case you missed it, You were flagged by the Office of the Controller of Budget for contributing to the highest expenditure on foreign travels to Dubai and other countries incurred by Kirinyaga County as at May 2024.

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@Rita_Oyier

3 months

Misinformation everywhere... Why are we quiet as we watch it fuel flames is the big question !!!

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@ngwata_

4 years

I'm certain that I've read about and watched the Netflix adaption of this exact ting before.

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@ngwata_

4 years

This location is worthy of a drone strike.

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@ngwata_

3 months

Someone is still hell bent on creating the narrative that #OccupyParliament was pre-planned.

The Standard Digital

@StandardKenya

3 months

A man who allegedly broke into Parliament and disabled CCTV cameras a day before Anti Finance Bill protesters stormed in has been charged at Milimani Law Courts. Kelvin Mwamiri Mangare is accused of mysteriously gaining access into Parliament four times between April and July

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5 years

😂😂😂😂

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@ngwata_

6 years

@LydiaAsena @QueenGathoni

Why provocative images do a disservice to people living in poverty

The realities of poverty porn and its impact.

www.globalcitizen.org

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@ngwata_

5 years

This is the money shot. Hundreds of red berets lined up from Gate A to the House on the Hill.

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@ngwata_

5 years

Africa is going through a lot, having bouncers as close protection is among top 5 😂😂😂😂😂

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@ngwata_

5 years

The satire in Kenya is astronomical. 😂😂

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@ngwata_

6 years

Ethiopia PM Abiy Ahmed's security detail in Juba on Monday.

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@ngwata_

4 months

FYI, online interference began the same night Gabriel O was picked, thereafter all the twitter accounts that claiming to have been abducted on the tl that night were fake. Including the 2NK story.

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@ngwata_

4 years

Reading the ODM 2007 election strategy confidential file dumped by Wikileaks. Your favs are messy.

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@ngwata_

6 years

Pierre Island in the Bahamas - 16acres is on sale for $6million. A property in Muthaiga - 1.74acres is on sale for $6million.

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@ngwata_

5 years

There is a guy in Naivasha who accidentally ran over his 2yr old daughter at a parking lot killing her instantly. Wherever he is, may God give him strength. I know I wouldn't hold.

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@ngwata_

4 years

An interesting sequence of events.

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Daily Maverick

@dailymaverick

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A Johannesburg printing firm and its agent are being investigated by Zimbabwe’s anti-corruption authority for price gouging on election-related material and equipment.

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@ngwata_

5 years

Are Mombasa barbershops on a go slow. 🤔

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@ngwata_

5 years

A USAF C-17 at Mombasa delivering a couple of UH-60L Black Hawks.

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@ngwata_

6 years

25 Kenyan women were murdered between Jan 2, 2019 and Feb 25, 2019 in domestic related violence incidents. We have a problem.

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@ngwata_

4 months

Even a toddler in Rumuruti can tell this was an obvious infiltration to push a (certain) narrative. Cards are being drawn out in the open.

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@NationAfrica

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Mombasa: Anti-govt protesters torch several cars parked along Nyerere Avenue

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@ngwata_

6 years

BRT - Moi Avenue and Thika Road simulation.

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@ngwata_

3 months

Trust Issues - G is supposed to travel to China to represent 1 who can't leave the country, while 1 wants to reshuffle the executive and might incorporate B while G is away.

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@ngwata_

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Sometimes you sit down and realise that you have acquaintances, not friends. You have next of kin, and not family. You're alone.

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@ngwata_

5 years

K24 has copied a whole ass obituary word for word from BBC. (Note: it has very kind words for the man).

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@ngwata_

6 years

AMREFs Flying Doctors individual covers are as low as 4000bob annually - 2 evacuation flights and 2 ground ambulance transfers per year within Kenya. 4K is your typical food and drinks weekend expenditure.

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@ngwata_

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I filtered all the "Dubai" trips in this report on Counties Budget Implementation from Sept 23-April 24. 248Million spent by 361 Kenyan county government officials in Dubai - (and these were the ones flagged, the lower expenses in Dubai are not included in the report).

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@ngwata_

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The Office of the Controller of Budget has published budget implementation reports for all counties for the last 9 months ending April 2024. Its like there is a competition for looting and wasting public funds. Download 🔗

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@ngwata_

5 years

This is huge!! Malaria Breakthrough - Kenyan scientists (KEMRI) successfully find a highly effective way to kill the parasite that causes Malaria.

Malaria breakthrough as scientists find ‘highly effective’ way to kill parasite

Drugs derived from Ivermectin, which makes human blood deadly to mosquitoes, could be available within two years

www.theguardian.com

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@ngwata_

5 years

Do you know that you can actually apply/replace your passport in Nakuru, Kisii, Eldoret, Embu, Mombasa and Kisumu? Nyayo House is a mess. Road trips should be constructive at times.

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@ngwata_

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The Office of the Controller of Budget has published budget implementation reports for all counties for the last 9 months ending April 2024. Its like there is a competition for looting and wasting public funds. Download 🔗

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@ngwata_

4 years

A high resolution satellite image of Nairobi CBD. Credit: Maxar Technologies

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@ngwata_

4 months

God Bless KDF suits for subtly declining to fully (illegally) deploy yesternight just to please some pen pushers. Ngao Ya Taifa 🇰🇪

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@ngwata_

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Do you know how messy one has to be for the Swiss to freeze your funds.

Financial Times

@FT

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A court decision published this week revealed the Indian group has been under investigation in Switzerland since at least December 2021. Adani has denied any wrongdoing

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@ngwata_

7 years

@AyeTahj I'm outta here!

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@ngwata_

4 years

Listen.

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@ngwata_

5 years

Exclusive studio video of Sho Madjozi's producers mixing and mastering John Cena.

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@ngwata_

5 years

"Bhangi ikuwe legalized! Na mnaona pia Rais anaenda Jamaica..... Tutahakikisha ni ile bhangi safi inatoka Jamaica" - H.E. Mbuvi Sonko 😂😂😂😂😂

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@ngwata_

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I filtered "Arusha" trips in the county budgets implementation report for Sept 23-April 24. 231 Million flagged as being spent/wasted in Arusha, Tanzania for trips by 470 county officials in the 9 months. Kiambu, Laikipia, Machakos and Meru seem to have blank cheques.

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@ngwata_

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The Office of the Controller of Budget has published budget implementation reports for all counties for the last 9 months ending April 2024. Its like there is a competition for looting and wasting public funds. Download 🔗

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@ngwata_

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I keyed in "Dubai" in the search bar for fun and the report has 84 expense lines. And that's only for the last 9 months.

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@ngwata_

4 months

The Office of the Controller of Budget has published budget implementation reports for all counties for the last 9 months ending April 2024. Its like there is a competition for looting and wasting public funds. Download 🔗

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@ngwata_

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Nairobi County Executives have spent: • 8.3Million in Dubai attending a "personal branding summit". • 7.2Million in Marrakkech attending a "pro-active management programme". • 4.6Million in France attending a "global meeting of school meals" (<~ thanks to one of your favs).

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@ngwata_

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The Office of the Controller of Budget has published budget implementation reports for all counties for the last 9 months ending April 2024. Its like there is a competition for looting and wasting public funds. Download 🔗

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@ngwata_

4 years

Soft Life 😁

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

4 years

Wakazi sasa wataka daraja la kuelea la Likoni liwekwe kivuli kuzuia jua

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@ngwata_

5 years

The satire in my country is unprecedented.

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@ngwata_

5 years

New York Times with the best obituary yet for Mo1.

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@ngwata_

4 years

Re: Police brutality in .Ke Tomorrow from 10am there will be a protest at freedom corner.

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@ngwata_

5 years

Kenya has the biggest solar farm in Eastern and Central Africa. The 55MW solar plant sits on 85 hectares in Barki Village, Garissa County. It is fully operational and already connected to the national grid.

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@ngwata_

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Just because we have seen three or four staycation ceilings together doesn't mean that you can call me at 6am on a Monday morning.

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@ngwata_

4 years

Our KDF soldiers currently get monthly hardship allowance of Ksh600. 20 bob daily. This allowance has never been reviewed since 1978.

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@ngwata_

4 years

Somewhere in Lamu a couple of nights ago.

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4 years

😂😂

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@ngwata_

4 years

Parallel Parking is quite simple once you grasp the basics.

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@ngwata_

5 years

It seems many Kenyans don't know that Lake Nakuru is around 3 metres deep, and that 2 of the bodies from the chopper that crashed there exactly 2 years ago were never retrieved.

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@ngwata_

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It's quite interesting that 🇸🇴 state entities and officials are hell bent on congratulating a non performing Kenyan getting a 🇰🇪 cabinet appointment.

Khadija Mohamed Al-Makhzoumi

@KhadijaMakhzumi

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Congratulations to @HonAdenDuale on your appointment as the Minister of Environment, Climate Change, and Forestry of Kenya. Looking forward to collaborating on climate action and other related sustainability initiatives within the region. Together, we can make a significant

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@ngwata_

6 years

Is he dead?

Rugi

@mercymurugi

6 years

I pity the girl who ends up with @ombachi13 .

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@ngwata_

6 years

This is Mr. Swazuri a few weeks back, arrogant as usual. Nobody can stop reggae (and Noordin Haji).

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@ngwata_

4 years

Kenyan tailors have been sitting on wealth all these decades. 67,000 Kenyatta Shillings.

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@ngwata_

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Kenya is a lost cause. As recent as Feb 2024 @EACCKenya and @ODPP_KE were boldly prosecuting the thug currently nominated to be CS - Cooperatives and MSMEs on 19 counts of money laundering and corruption; Alongside one of his spouses who had embezzled 100Million.

EACC

@EACCKenya

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EMERGING FAMILY FACTOR IN THE LOOTING OF PUBLIC FUNDS IN KENYA A former Governor and one of his wives, and a serving Member of Parliament and his two daughters are among the suspects recommended for prosecution in the latest EACC Quarterly Report published in the Kenya Gazette on

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@ngwata_

7 years

And here we can witness a Returning Officer performing his duty.

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@ngwata_

4 years

Of the 10 Kenyan businessmen (and politicians) who have been repeatedly accused of trafficking heroin, 9 own, or once owned Container Freight Stations (CFS) in Mombasa and Nairobi.

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@ngwata_

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A single Samburu county executive spent 2.2Million travelling to the USA "seeking support to purchase a fire engine". Spending 2.2Million abroad begging for a donation of a fire engine truck.

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@ngwata_

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The Office of the Controller of Budget has published budget implementation reports for all counties for the last 9 months ending April 2024. Its like there is a competition for looting and wasting public funds. Download 🔗

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@ngwata_

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J. Mwale needs to author a book on professional scamming (and defraud the publishers too while at it). Definitely Kakamega's best export yet.

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5 years

😂😂

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@ngwata_

6 years

@CYYSOSA How much are the leaves

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@ngwata_

5 years

I am at that age where if you are to invite me for anywhere you have to give me a 12 hour notice - because I have to sleep.

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@ngwata_

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Chir² is the actual mkarabati. While at the Energy docket he had locked in on a PPP deal with an Adani Energy, and is now moving to the Transport which also a deal being floated with Adani Airport Holdings.

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@ngwata_

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Adani were not only going after JKIA. Included in his 2024 budget policy statement Chirchir had a planned PPP with Adani Energy to put up 388kms of high voltage power lines and power substations at a cost of 127Billion shillings.

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@ngwata_

5 years

Netflix has a mini series about the legendary Israeli agent Eli Cohen who embedded himself into the upper crust of Syrian society in the 60s. Its called The Spy.

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@ngwata_

5 years

Someone should bottle Nyeri tap water and sell it. Best water I have ever tasted.

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@ngwata_

6 years

Slavery in 2019 is not being able to voice your opinion on social media so as not to be "cut off" from brunch invites and road trips.

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@ngwata_

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If your domestic manager did not return after the holidays then probably your home is a toxic work environment and she/he had to cut you off for her own growth. Om Shanti.

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@ngwata_

4 years

@harrisonmumia @CBKKenya Don't fret. God will open a door soon enough.

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@ngwata_

3 months

Someone commissioned two opinion poll surveys earlier this week - by TIFA and Politrak Africa. The results of their surveys had Kindiki and Duale with the highest approval ratings for reappointment. Its all by design.

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@ngwata_

6 years

A lot of things happen in Nanyuki.

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@ngwata_

5 years

Seafood in any Kenyan restaurant that's not in a coastal town.

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