🍑🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @nextarines Twitter profile

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@nextarines

6 months

guy going on about his membership at an exclusive all-male golf club where female guests and even family members aren't allowed past the gate did not appreciate me saying that "sounds pretty gay"

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@nextarines

3 years

type "women belong in" and let your keyboard finish it

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2 years

@nypost how I hacked Costco and got 15 samples in 21 minutes

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2 years

now that I've watched Turning Red I figured out why it's causing controversy. Pixar finally made a mom who doesn't have a dump truck ass

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6 months

met a super hot guy at a NYE party who just broke up w his gf, we go back to his place, he makes me an amazing gruyere grilled cheese and a matcha latte that I dribble on myself, I put on the twilight zone and fall asleep in his living room immediately. the perfect evening✨🎇

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@nextarines

4 years

girlfriends are tyrants. "girlfriend" is an oppressive class, like department store managers or forum moderators.

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11 months

plan for today is to hang out in front of the physics buildings in my most flattering top until someone explains the superconductor situation to me

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2 years

as i understand it this is a typical NYC bodega

cats with jobs 🛠

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3 years

@garbage_person wonder if he still coaches high school girls 😬

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@nextarines

2 years

lot of performative alarmism over the possibility of nuclear war from people who were smugly certain Russia wasn't going to invade even while it was massing troops at Ukraine's borders

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4 years

same energy

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@nextarines

2 years

me: it's the perfect size ❤️ Bernie Sanders, bursting through the door: DON'T LISTEN TO HER IT'S ACTUALLY SMALLER THAN AVERAGE

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@nextarines

4 years

Obama said "a great awakening" in his Biden endorsement video today and the Qanon people don't know what to do with themselves

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2 years

@ryangrim why do you guys insist on defending Russia all the time it's pathetic lol

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@nextarines

5 years

I get a little bit tired of folks pretending Republicans aren't the main obstacle to real progress

Bernie Sanders

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5 years

I get a little bit tired of Democrats who defend a cruel, dysfunctional health care system that leaves 87 million Americans uninsured or underinsured.

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5 years

@bildivino @xu_xia "give me a reason to not eat you" crab: "I love China" 🙄

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@nextarines

3 years

I can fix him

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@nextarines

4 years

every time you say you won't vote for Biden, a liberal gets more smug. and I'm that liberal. I'm going to be insufferable.

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4 years

so close to getting it

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@nextarines

5 years

@sierra_917 @freialobo men are still whining about leggings in 2019? damn

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@nextarines

4 years

well folks, that concludes this week's Biden Derangement Syndrome-fueled conspiracy, tune in next week for something even more bizarre (personally, my money's on clones or body doubles à la Qanon)

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@nextarines

4 years

in a Marxist-Bidenist America, all citizens will be forced to wear state-issued aviator sunglasses regardless of whether they suit their face shape

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@nextarines

4 years

realizing I probably stopped watching Bill Maher's show around the time I joined twitter bc I get my fill of painfully overconfident assholes on here

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@nextarines

2 years

not now babe I'm watching Arthur Chu descend into madness

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@nextarines

3 years

shaking with rage at western liberal virtue signaling upon seeing this photoshop of a southern Chinese overpass

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3 years

What if we kissed..... at the pride themed anti-homeless spike covered underpass

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@nextarines

3 years

buying a French submarine purely out of pity

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@nextarines

6 months

dunno how to ask my coworker about the tattoos peeking out from his sleeves onto his wrists without revealing how desperately down bad i am

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@nextarines

4 years

@schwartzbCNBC an ambitious politician? I am disgusted

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@nextarines

4 years

I'm a single-issue voter and that issue is: how fuckable is your adult son?

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@nextarines

3 years

meteorologist bf who asks if you're ready for 6" overnight

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@nextarines

4 years

@RashidaTlaib if only you were in a position to do something about this "congress"

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@nextarines

3 years

does anyone on this site know what a liberal is

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@nextarines

5 months

this is still amusing me days later - that a roving swarm of unfuckable NEETs feigned offense at a "thirst trap" that's 95% clothed?? I didn't even realize the pic had been changed at all when it came up in my notifs I was like "why is my pic being posted back at me ?" lol

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@nextarines fixed it for you #DignifAI

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@nextarines

4 years

if he tells him to shut the fuck up I'll cum

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@nextarines

5 years

"progressive" men: Hillary was a Goldwater Girl in high school and Warren was a Republican 23 yrs ago, both are cancelled forever also "progressive" men: so what if 30 y/o Cenk Uygur was an open misogynist and a Republican, people change, you dumb bitch!

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@nextarines

4 years

in the interest of party unity, eat my "milk toast" ass

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@nextarines

11 months

@jenniferTVTweet @mojorabbit @GUARDIAN10082 jesus just keep your cat indoors.

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@nextarines

4 years

get in bitch we're doing Cascadia

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4 years

BREAKING: @GavinNewsom says California, Oregon and Washington have developed a framework for reopening from the coronavirus pandemic, not just as individual states, but as a region -- California's specific plan will be released tomorrow.

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@nextarines

5 months

officially registered to vote in a swing state. pic unrelated

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@nextarines

3 years

POV you played a minor role in bankrupting an investment firm

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@nextarines

4 years

you guys were circle jerking over how the right was outflanking the left when Mitt Romney proposed a one-off $1k check last week, what changed

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4 years

$1,200 isn’t enough

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@nextarines

4 years

perks of dating me: - - - - - my HBO Max subscription

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@nextarines

2 years

@NathanJRobinson getting advice on appealing to the masses from nimby willy wonka

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@nextarines

3 years

arson at the Library of Alexandria

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3 years

Yahoo Answers will be shut down forever on May 4th

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3 years

as cool as this is are kids really applying to 50+ schools at a time? you couldn't narrow it down?

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@nextarines

2 months

guy telling me his type is "nerdy girls who don't know how hot they are" while I'm sitting across from him in a sheer mesh crop top and I'm like "I wonder if he means me?"

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14 days

hate the sleeves on this

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@nextarines

3 years

so true Jacobin

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3 years

The forgotten war in Afghanistan will soon turn 20, and there is no sign that Joe Biden is serious about ending it. When it comes to US militarism, the much-heralded leftward shift in American politics has so far had little effect.

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3 years

deleting dating apps and finding love the old fashioned way, meetcute at the farm supply store where he's buying "not for personal consumption" horse dewormer and I'm buying "not for personal consumption" horse abortifacients

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@nextarines

4 years

which way western woman?

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@nextarines

2 years

*extremely credulous voice* oh wow for real

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@nextarines

5 years

@primalpoly Being a bigot isn't a legitimate "political view".

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@nextarines

4 years

[me after 9 months of covid lockdown] I would fuck the fish man from The Shape of Water [me before 9 months of covid lockdown] I would fuck the fish man from The Shape of Water

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@nextarines

2 years

guy who asks you out so he can practice acknowledging the presence of a woman for interviews

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@nextarines

4 years

Check in on your e-girls today who are likely suffering from attention withdrawals while their reply guys are preoccupied with Christmas festivities.

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@nextarines

4 years

any other attractive married Dem candidates need a little polling boost? 😌

J. Miles Coleman

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4 years

Cal Cunningham up 49%-39% over Tillis in new SurveyUSA poll. He's *improved* since the texting scandal -- he was up 7% in the last poll. Cunningham lost some ground with seniors, who I guess are used to having higher moral standards for electeds. #ncsen

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4 years

Is your account a safe place for 5'7" emotionally unavailable brunettes who may or may not be interested in joining your cult? Maybe Possibly Perhaps 👇 👇 👇

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4 years

"why are you dressed like that?" "like what?"

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@nextarines

4 years

don't let covid dominate your life 🥺 let an emotionally unavailable 5'7" reasonably-sized-titty brunette bouquet-hating normie dem gf do that 😌

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3 years

sorry your guy lost lol

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2 years

got invited to a halloween party that sounds like it'll have a lot of tech people. wish I could think of a way to dress as the adderall shortage

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@nextarines

5 years

@HanesKizabi @JanSImagine @SenSanders Didn't Hillary release 30 yrs in 2016? Sanders should show us how much more honest and transparent he is by disclosing at least that much.

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1 year

just saw the trump news

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@nextarines

4 years

not everything revolves around America and it's odd to have to explain that concept to a Canadian

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4 years

I'm seeing people joking about Kim Jong Un & the DPRK but that shit isnt funny. they have 2.3 million people in their brutal prison system. armed agents of the state regularly murder citizens in the street. barely anyone can afford basic medical care. oh wait sorry that's the USA

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2 years

conservative guys seem weirdly preoccupied with the idea that their wives will cheat on them and tbh I totally get why

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3 years

@STAPLESCenter women's clothing pockets come in two varieties: "too small for phone" and "fake"

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4 years

Sending all podcasters to the countryside to labor on collective farms should be a left priority

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2 years

type of guy who thinks sending you daily memes without commentary constitutes flirting

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@nextarines

4 years

democrats you had the tik tokers, the breadtubers, the quarantined subreddit users, the e-thots. you cried about them for years. you could have released them like rabid hounds. alas now all you have are voters.

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@nextarines

4 years

frankly, the Democratic party is too big of a tent. it should only contain people whose views are completely aligned with my own and the handful of men and women I personally find attractive at any given moment.

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@nextarines

4 years

fellas, she - and I can't stress this enough - isn't gonna fuck you

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@nextarines

2 years

i have never seen a man look good in these

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@nextarines

5 years

@DomaineD1997 @60Minutes ... of a growing political movement that will set America back on track to progress and decency.

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2 years

I hate when someone complains that my standards are too high or that I'm being too demanding. dude it's only $100k do you want your kid back in one piece or not

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3 years

if ur boyfriend needs two vaccine doses to develop adequate immunity, that's ur girlfriend

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@nextarines

2 years

dating *is* a numbers game in the sense that a woman who's, say, 5'7" with a 32DD bust and 0.70 WHR should never experience the burden of doing mental math to calculate a dinner tip

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4 years

sums up a particularly precious wing of the online left

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4 years

if ur fridge looks like this DO NOT worry about biden’s tax plan

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@nextarines

4 years

you know Tulsi's new bill is pure conservative culture war nonsense bc no one actually cares about women's sports

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@nextarines

4 years

I'm at the point where I hope Biden picks a VP that makes every last person on twitter just lose it

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4 months

happy valentines you dorks 💕

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4 years

pleasantly surprised to find she's also a big fan of Plan B

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@nextarines

3 years

if a guy asks a girl out it's his treat as far as I'm concerned. dunno where this "split the bill" stuff came from. and if you can't even pay for my order of salmon sashimi and sake how am I supposed to have confidence you'll be able to pay for the abortion 2 months down the road

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getting my booster from an extremely flirty fuckboi pharm tech and thinking "this must be what being a man at hooter feels like"

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4 years

Mr. George III, who I do not support

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3 years

guy who sends back your nudes with green lines drawn over

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@nextarines

4 years

all guys under 35 know is get drunk, be mad about pop culture, eat hot wing, twerk, and not have bed frame

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guy who sneers at ppl who take SSRIs bc it's all placebo effect but thinks cutting seed oils out of his diet completely changed his life

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3 years

lol this owns (the cons)

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4 years

@_jadeisabelle i'm going to be the woman men can read their favorite obscure books to instead of going to therapy

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4 years

why do men DM me instead of going to therapy

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4 years

brb gonna jump off a bridge

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3 years

I've never tried LSD, never been stood up on a date, never tried raw oysters, never been in a physical fight, never been dumped. with a little effort I could accomplish all this on valentines 2021.

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@AuthorKimberley @thekjohnston the only explanation is that her stylist hates her as much as the rest of us

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