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Mimi heri niruke mimba, lakini post ya mutuals siwezi
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Pale orientation ya campus, nakumbuka nikiuliza kama mtu anaweza kubaliwa afanye courses mbili.
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Kama si hiyo backshots thread ya madem wa Murima,sijui kicheko ningetoa wapi😂
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Mi niligrow up around the lake,tukiwa wadogo tukienda kuoga tulikuwa tunachekelea watu wako na inches vibaya. Hatukujua zitahitajika mbele
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Kuna siku highschool principal alisema atatoa uji alete chai, ati ndio tukuwe kama Alliance,karibu civil war itokee hiyo shule
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Dem anaangusha memes, mpaka unaanza kujudge sura bila hata kumwona. Like wtf, huyu hawezi kuwa ameiva
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Ati utaona 'mbivu' na mbichi, kumbe ni 'vumbi' na mbichi,wahenga frauds nyinyi.
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Kiprotich unakuwaje young na wewe ni mkale
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Watoto huzaliwa by accident hufanana sana na baba zao
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Palazzo bila haga?? dem unakaa scarecrow
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Highschool entertainment kama movie yako haikuwa na action ama sex,hiyo ni soap opera, pelekea sistako home
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Unapitia maisha ngumu because you can manage it,kama mamako alishika mimba yako despite kuenda family planning,je njaa?
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Unatumia screen protector na unafikiria utawahi omoka 😂
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Kijana mdogo maisha inakukunja ungali mbichi😂
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Kutoka mathe doh feels like sinning, can't say the same for dad
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Mtihani ni maswali lakini iko na content kunishinda
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Kama si mafan wa Chelsea kuogopa kupigwa, Monday ingeshafika
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Nimetumia Net worth yangu yote, ya 50bob kuhate Man U , that's how much I hate that club
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Mmekuwa mkijua Wallah bin Wallah ni mjaka na hamjai niambia?
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Unajua huko China time ilishafika na Man U ishapigwa
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Sikatai we ni prefect,lakini mbona uniandike kwa noise makers ×1000
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Kuoa kanisa ni kama kusign players kutoka Saudi
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Vile unakaa sahii, mtu hawezi imagine ulikuwa unakulanga eraser, kwanza ile iko kwa pencil
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"I don't date broke men " na tuko na budako hapa locals,ananiomba nimgawie quarter yangu
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Mwanaume unajipaka mafuta kwa haga we ni gey, ni venye haujapata chance ya kupeana
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Leo Brighton itagongea Glazers na si mlango😂
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Na tukiprepare kwenda safari tutaskiza 2Pac, juu lazima Tupac hizi Tubag
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Nimetoa mandazi kwa mafuta, Njeri akaniuliza mbona natoa chakula kwa supu.
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Kukuwa mutual wangu ni kama cult,ukiingia there's no going back
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Dem anakulwa mpaka body count inakuwa countless 😂
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Nimepata tweet ya mtu alijifanya mtamu haku fb,sijai furahia hivo on a Monday
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Sahii ndio naona mbona mzazi alikuwa anatupeleka kwa shosho during holidays, tukiwa wadogo
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Ushaikuwa na kitu ya kupost lakini hujui kuiframe,like "hawatelewa hii kitu vile nataka"
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In my prime sahii ningekuwa cyber nabadilisha Ds into Bs ndo nifike home.
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Mwanaume engagements zisikufanye ujifanye uko na pvssy
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Mtoto anaitwa Baraka ndio huyu amefukuza budake kwa boma na panga
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Umaskini ingine ni kutoa jasho ukikulana,like wtf hauko mjengo,30secs funga kazi.
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Nikishakuambia thanks we achia hapo, welcome ndio nini, kwani we ni gey
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Ushai skia mtu amejenga generational wealth na pesa ya mjengo? Kijana lewa
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Mungu ni wa miujiza lakini Chelsea kupiga City nayo haiwezekani 😭
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Tafuta pesa usikuwe 'Others' kwa eulogy ya babu yako.
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Shida yako nikufikiria ati ukioa sura mbaya hautagongewa
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Kumbe ukifika 1st floor ndio unakutana na wale wa kuunfollow usiku,hamkuniambia
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Ukianza kukula bila kuomba ni hivo,hiyo hainanga comeback
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Once in awhile Mungu anafaa kupause maisha tupumzike,alafu anaresume,juu wueh!!!
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Hizi tweets za I'm sending my nudys to anybody who replies send,ni ukweli? Yaani kuna mtu ashai tumiwa, asking for a friend
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Mtu ananock mlango saa sita, kuenda kufungua nikaona kiatu ya leather,nikajua ni pastor amekuja kuuliza mbona sikufika church
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Hizi akili mnatumia hapa X ndio pia mnatumia in real life ama 😂
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Brighton wakiweza piga Arsenal,nitaamini wako serious
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Ukianza kutumia "atleast hukunipiga mingi" kama excuse FIFA there's no coming back
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If you still think Man U is a football club,you have a long way to go.
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Chelsea mjaribu Championship,nyota yenu inaweza kuwa huko
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Maninja hawananga moves dance floor huwa wanangojea reggae ndio washine
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Hao watu mnasema tungojee Ruto 2027, mko sure hana scheme ya kushinda Kura?
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Kitambo nikiwa na followers wangu 7 nilikuwa nawaona mkiwa bigwigs na likes zenu 20
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Siku chapati inapikwa kwetu mi hucheza mbali, ndio harufu isinishibishe
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Milaya anasema anaweza nipea na 50bob,ni cheap hivi ama huyu akona hidden agenda
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Bundles za Saf zinaexpire 10mins before time,hawa watu na Zakayo tofauti ni kaunda.
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Wazazi bado hupeana ile advice ya "Ukienda shule,kumbuka kwenu", ama waliacha
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Watu mnapostingi ati "huyu wa sahii" Tafadhali make sure umeatatch efidence
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Hakuna kitu uniudhi kama, mkipigana na mtu alafu kuna huyo mtu hapo kando, "anasema acha wakulane mangumi waheshimiane." Wtf tuseparate bana ntalimwa
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Hakuna kitu huuma kama mzazi akimiss kukuja visiting ya kwanza ukiwa form one.
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Mi nikipatana na hizo tweets zenu sizibembelezi, na repost mpaka zinashangaa
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Mwalimu wa maths akianza kupeana papers kuanzi wa mwisho,tumbo inaanza tu kusumbua all over sudden
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Wtf hiyo jersey ya Bournemouth iko sponsored na bj
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My biggest fear in life is,ni nunue avocado alafu kukata nipate ndani imeoza
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Bro wangu mdogo ananiambia venye anatamani kukuwa na kwake kama mimi,sijui nimshow ukweli ama
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Kuamka ukojoe inakuwanga risky,juu mathe akikuona ataanza kukutuma na hukuwa umemaliza usingizi 😂
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Kuna mahali nimerusha hey na naona ikinasa,nani anataka hii arimis imebaki?
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Wahindi wanatokanga wapi kwa gain trains za Wakenya, because this is not normal,ukipigwa shout out lazima moja akufollow
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Pastor anasema tu Hallelujah!×5 ,hata hajali wengine tuliinama supper 😂
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Yaani Yesu aliinama 40days ,Prince mzima alijuaje kuinama hivo .Isikuwe binguni ni venye nafikiria
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Ukiwa choo alafu mtu aingie hiyo next,unanyamazanga ndio uskie anafanya nini 😂
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Naujue bibi ya Pastor ashapiga budget na sadaka yako, so make sure imefika
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Nyinyi kuwin sijakataa, lakini mko na clean sheet? Kama hauna kacheze mbali
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Lakini si mconsult kwanza 😂,huyu fresher amereport na mattress
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Design nyi wote mnakuwanga strong men hapa X,I hope mko hivo ground
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Si mtu atengeneze tutorial ya kuandika threads, juu I'm very much in need of that knowledge
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Man U kupiga maybe wapige story
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Juzi nimeteka dem Mkisii nikamleta kejani,in the process ya kumundress nikapata amevaa boxer ya men
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Watu wa electronics kuna TV ya 5inches ama huyu dem ananiomba nini?
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Na mlisema chaser si mtu wa kukimbizana?
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Mlisema 15cm ile ya set ni inches ngapi? Ni urgent,kuna form nafill sahii
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A typical Kenyan pulling out "Acha niende hivi narudi" Bei ikimshinda
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Sinners wa ile lot ingine kina Judas washachomwa wote,ndio maana hakuna jua,guess which one is the next lot? Wewe
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Niliinama jana supper ndio leo niweke mshipi kwa Muhindi
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Huyu ameniambia ametumiwa pesa na budake, kuangalia napata full name ya babangu
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iPhone itapita miaka yako very soon,na hujai guza kamoja
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Ati ungezaliwa mapema ungekuwa tajiri,yaani unaona budako akiwa dwanzi
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Ukiona mtu amewekea Man U kichwa, huyo ametumia head na si kichwa
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Siku ya mwisho ikifika kila mtu atapewa Red bull,ndio apate wiiings
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Kuna mtu amelala na kifagio yake ni ile imefungwa na bladder
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Acha tuingie "watoto wamelala threads"
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