@wambhead
i was chased out of the fandom for pointing out that he had a homophobic book on his bookshelf when they were filming at home during quarantine so all of this is just incredibly satisfying actually
literally anyone: taika can we please get you to guest star in our project
taika: is it gay?
them: no
taika: hmmm. can i use my german accent?
them: what? i mean, sure, if you wโ
taika: deal
what happens when season two opens with frenchie singing "a pirate's life" again, but this time it's a slow, sad, ironic version over a montage of how miserable everyone is aboard the revenge. what then.
itโs the end of 2021, youโre two years into a pandemic and you think life canโt possibly get weirder, unaware that youโre about to lose your mind because the cute thor director and the nerdy boss from yes man (2008) touched feet
โi canโt think of a single sci-fi showโฆโฆ the one about the aliensโ babe you had a multi episode run on doctor who. like last year. iโve never loved another man more
โed started wearing full-fingered gloves in the finale to cut himself off from the worldโ yes but have we also considered that he was probably trying to hide his painted nails because they didnโt fit the blackbeard image :(
chai hansen as my nicki de lenfent headcanon so he can be sam reidโs bi awakening and haunt him in two different universes. also because look at him.
she used to get bullied in school for being too pretty and having princess hands :( the kids would chase her around yelling โpretty face pretty faceโ and โprincess hands princess handsโ
still wild to me because instead of winning the eternal love of an undercelebrated fandom you just. make enemies of them on purpose by trying to snatch away a win they earned. like in what world is this good marketing for your site iโm genuinely asking
I present to you the WINNER of the entirely unofficial and unserious 2023 Twitter poll fan bracket for best LGBTQ+ TV show: INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
#IWTV
! Gallantly fought by the fans and clearly very well deserved ๐ฉธ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐
BUT THATโS NOT ALL โฌ๏ธ
@loustatsx
the very deliberate inclusion of danielโs โyou chose lestat over her time and time againโ line in the season one montage tooโฆโฆ this theory is getting too real i want off
daciana's vampire child being killed out of mercy because it wouldn't have been able to survive on its own..... the foreshadowing they threw at us in the very first episode is absolutely unreal
i don't know where i stand on the whole "alice is armand" theory myself, but saying people are stupid for thinking it could be possible when armand has a history of fucking with daniel's memory and impersonating other people is so. like calm your superiority complex for a sec.
challengers spoilersโผ๏ธ
"art donaldson is a manipulator!!" he's a flashing neon sign that says "PLEASE LET ME MANIPULATE YOU ๐ฅบ" and tashi and patrick find it so cute that they go along with it to make him happy. that's not being a master manipulator that's just being a bottom
โtheyโre not called cream puffs, i donโt know why iโm asking youโ i wish i could say i havenโt seen my grandparents have this exact conversation and theyโve been married for sixty years
i love good omens, but blatantly trying to steal iwtvโs win out from under them because the show you tried to rig your poll for didnโt win is messed up
As promised, hereโs the final FINAL poll (sorry for forgetting you,
#GoodOmens
๐).
For one last time, here's Interview with the Vampire
#IWTV
versus Good Omens... now FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!