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baby soms

@neopetfuneral

2 years

I’d rather be funny than hot but luckily I’m both.

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baby soms

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3 years

this is so me idc how delusional I am either

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baby soms

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7 years

y’all be like there’s dead animal parts in my dead animal ;/

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7 years

No being funny but I didny want chicken toes in Ma chicken nugget last night , bellshill McDonald’s ya worstcunt mon the kfc

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baby soms

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5 years

dudes be like 25 saying “18 is legal” have you ever spoken to an 18 Yr old because i’d rather not.. legal but weird regardless bro you tryna fuck some girl who just graduated high school

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baby soms

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7 years

this is what my brain looks like

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7 years

me when nobody favorites my selfie

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6 years

no offense but keep your idealistic version of me that you made up in your head to yourself

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7 years

amanda bynes saying "I was serious but I was also on drugs" really sums up the last three years of my life

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5 years

@dyanatheesaint second pic kinda has this energy

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7 years

everyone that walked the mile in gym class is now gay

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5 months

I will block somebody on venmo, cash app, animal crossing, spotify, vampire freaks like it’s really that serious

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baby soms

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6 years

ppl who won’t stand up for their friends because they’re highly concerned w being chill w everyone.. questionable behavior

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3 years

I wanna smoke a blunt with him 💛

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4 years

the actual blueprint

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5 years

I miss when recreational drugs were fun and I didn’t have to worry about getting Fucking Murdered by fentanyl

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2 years

I frequently lurk drug reddit but r/ambien has always been my favorite

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7 years

I can’t stop thinking about the axe murderer who demanded the people of new orleans to play jazz music if they wanted to live

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baby soms

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7 years

anyone dying because of drugs is fucking sad. drugs aren't fun, they aren't cool, they aren't fucking glamorous. be careful, look out for each other, get help if you need it. seriously

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6 years

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5 years

guys in their 20s fucking barely legal girls be like “you’re so mature 🙈” you’re basically predator bro and every grown ass man who did this to me fucking sucks too

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baby soms

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2 years

they need to bring this flavor of guy back

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7 years

people who made fun of me my entire life aren’t allowed to try to embody my essence for clout now that it’s trendy to be a weird unique bitch

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baby soms

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6 years

I got to see the heavenly bodies exhibition and I am fully in awe

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4 years

John Maus playing his next gig after everybody finds out he went to the capitol building in support of Tr*mp

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6 years

there is no song in the world I wanna hear less than this

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6 years

Mac DeMarco and Logic collaborated on a new song

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4 years

they look fun

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6 years

my 15 mysterious bruises are really completing this outfit

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6 years

pleased to announce that I no longer have any passions, interests, or hobbies

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7 years

better concept: halloween presents

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5 years

don’t even get me started on the (grown) men who did this to me when I was underage. my “men ain’t shit” philosophy is deep rooted and valid.

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7 years

I need a shock collar that shocks me every time I say “i’m sorry” for no real reason

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4 years

Dolly Parton by David LaChapelle 💗

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6 years

compassion for addicts and those affected by mental illness 365 days a year pls

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7 years

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6 years

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6 years

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6 years

some of you never damaged your brain at a young age with ecstasy and adderall and it shows

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5 years

my life gets boring and I want chaos, my life gets chaotic and I want monotony, I have never felt satisfied for one single second

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7 years

hi just wondering if you are fucking kidding me

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6 years

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5 years

been thinking about these photos all day

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7 years

I used to carry a mirror in my purse that said “SLUT” on it and it shattered so I’m cursed to be a thot for 7 years

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7 years

this onis hit me too close to home

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3 years

if I die with makeup on, just leave it. Idk if I trust somebody else to do it

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5 years

mini mood board 2day

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4 years

I am not letting somebody with a tr*mp bumper sticker merge in front of me. I will simply kiIl us both

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6 years

s/o everyone struggling w mental illness/eating disorders/drugs/difficult family situations etc I know the holidays are rough and I’m sending all my lovveee💛 thankful Ur all here with me

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6 years

anyone: my boyfriend- me: just break up

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6 years

a drunk guy got mad he couldn’t bring his own beer into our restaurant and he poured it on the carpet and said “for my dead homies”

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baby soms

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6 years

lots of love in my dumbass heart

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6 years

this was me at the dinner table during every holiday when I was a drug addict

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7 years

I keep a four loko in the house but just for sterilizing wounds

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5 years

merry xmas eve

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7 years

feeling pretty bored lately. might buy something haunted off ebay. shake things up a lil bit.

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baby soms

@neopetfuneral

5 years

there is no point @ ing me about your relationships because idc what consenting adults do. However I’m 23 and could never see myself with an 18 yr old and this is just my opinion have a blessed day

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baby soms

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5 years

ppl be like “you’re so strong” I don’t have a choice LOL but thank

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7 years

Britney Spears by David Lachapelle (1999)

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7 years

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5 years

idk how men are so demonic and fall asleep in five seconds but I have to think about everything wrong i’ve ever done before I can sleep. Sick and twisted

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5 years

boys want crazy girl head game w/o crazy girl baggage and it’s just not realistic

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7 years

The Cure - A Forest * first ever TV performance Dec 79

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4 years

if you don’t remember sonny moore aka skrillex like THIS you’re too young to be following me

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6 years

cute💛

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6 years

all I gotta say about today

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3 years

yeah💛

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6 years

guy on the street: you should smile! me: i’m good luv. enjoy

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6 years

snooki yelling “IM a FUCKING GOOD PERSON” when she got arrested was me in 2015

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4 years

still obsessed w the fact that anna nicole smith and courtney love hung out w avril lavigne

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7 years

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6 years

when a stranger looks at me like i’m crazy, I stare directly into their eyes like a crazy person should

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6 years

me leaving the kitchen with a glass of wine while everyone else in this apartment yells at each other

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5 years

I’m officially the baddest bitch (done by @/methcakes on ig thx mami)

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6 years

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6 years

lil peep said “all my bitches dumb cuz they give me all their brains” and ppl still gassing up shakespeare...

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7 years

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4 years

happy bday to my obsession.. anna nicole smith 💔

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5 years

bottoms up:)

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6 years

me showing up to the function after getting rained on bc Im too stubborn to bring an umbrella

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6 years

okay this picture of kim petras has saved me

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6 years

scraping the remaining serotonin out of my brain and licking it off a spoon like brownie mix

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5 years

just realized I have bills and can never be unemployed again..... until I die

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3 years

yall I know i’m mentally ill LMFAOOO

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6 years

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4 years

everyone doing the fake mugshot thing grow up and get arrested.

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6 years

just said “right behind you” to a stranger in ulta bc my restaurant jobs have broken my brain

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7 years

when boys treat me like garbage

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6 years

amy (2015)

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5 years

bartenders, uber drivers, nail techs, hair stylists, and sex workers are basically all therapists

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6 years

my kink is when people appreciate my kindness and generosity rather than taking advantage of it

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5 years

very fine line between i’m having a good time and I’m spiraling

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7 years

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7 years

@digitalshawty @doggdadd this y'all wcw lmaoooo

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4 years

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6 years

october sext

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5 years

leo season mood board

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@neopetfuneral

5 years

my 40 yr old alcoholic friend from scottsdale texted me this and I’ve never been so confused in my life LMFAO she said “no big deal”

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baby soms

@neopetfuneral

7 years

remember when you told my depressed friend to “just get a job” lmao you front so hard for the internet. remember when you posted her business on askfm. remember when your username had f*ggot in it. lmao.

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6 years

wearing red eyeliner and eyeshadow and my manager looked at me and said “are you okay?!”

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