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🇪🇺 All things Europe, from a Latin point of view. — Omne thema europee, de un perspectiva latin. English & #interlingua .

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Tempesta ⛈💦🐣
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this is historically true
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no WE built that. y’all built Walmart
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We built that.
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Germans every time their salaries go down to €4500 a month
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how it feels being a twink on vacation in rural Italy
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Passo per la piazzetta e c’è un ragazzo che fa la coda a una bimba. Una cretina del trio di mamme che confabulando lo guardano come un alieno dice tipo: «Ma dove hai imparato? Incredibile!» e lui: «Incredibile legá i capelli a mi fija? Ma co chi ve siete sposate? Ahaha» URLOOO💀
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this is how i feel today
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@OnlinePalEng Not y’all talking about freedom and then blurring women’s legs 😭😭😭
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Mio cugino e il mio ragazzo hanno lo stesso nome e così quando sc*piamo e grido il suo nome mi ricorda sempre il mio ragazzo
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@worstbehaviorll oh nooo, i would never, never want that! 😔😔😔
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@joakial_ they thought they could just collectivise european architecture 🙊
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Italian men are so fine at all stages like good cheese 🫕
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@iTalkShxtt LMAO so girlie was right, her ex-friend was PLANNING it 🤭
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Septante is the only right way to say 70 in French. I will die on this hill.
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We’re ready to go
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@NairobiTimess Shame on you for trying to ruin these boys’ life and to put them in danger. Love is love.
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io in Europa una tale quantità di giovani senzatetto drogati persi e soli non l’ho mai vista. Mai. Ed è solo una città, pensa tutte insieme. Non mi interessa che parliate di economia e PIL più alto del mondo se poi questo è il risultato di una società dell’arrivismo capitalista.
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This is Philadelphia..
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Daniele Lavia is so Italian he looks like my neighbour, 4 of my cousins, and half of my school. [not a complaint]
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@Whotfismick you’re gonna visit the bathroom at 2.10am
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@NoCapFights She was polite. He should turn the volume down himself, and if the kid is not having it, it’s time to go home. Also, buy headphones to the kid. Not everyone wants or is available to co-parent your child with you.
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@umbeferraro speak for yourself i was there in stonewall, what did YOU do?
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Ho tamponato ed era colpa mia e sono usciti due romeni alti due metri con la faccia da botte mi è preso un colpo e invece erano dolcissimi mi hanno chiesto se stavo bene “che è l’importante perché tanto le auto si aggiustano” e poi non c’era danno e mi hanno lasciato andar via 😭
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È morta la mia gattina dopo diciassette anni insieme e io sono completamente distrutto. 😔💔
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@PicturesFoIder why such a long ass scream ??? lmao 💀
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Vietare l'aborto non vieta mai l'aborto. Vieta solo l’aborto sicuro. E lo sappiamo tutti. Il tempo della mammana che estirpa il feto con la gruccia è stato solo il tempo di emorragie interne e setticemie fatali, perché il tempo del non-aborto non è mai esistito nella storia.
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@DailyLoud Official footage just leaked showing how it went down for Ryan Garcia at the hospital one hour before divorcing
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@cuntanadien no i don’t need a defender, i want HER👆 to publicly defend me, your honour
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@RichardHanania What are you talking about??? Everybody knows gays love big tits and beautiful women
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i mezzi di trasporto pubblici a Milano non sono pubblici perché il biglietto costa 2€20, un prezzo assurdo per un servizio di base necessario, che dovremmo piuttosto puntare a rendere gratis. Se io sono povero e devo cercare lavoro non posso spendere 4€40 per ogni colloquio…
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Delta V
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@Nassreddin2002 «After the hazing, fraternity members, assisted by parents and by ex-members, coördinated the deleting of evidence like text messages and video recordings from their phones and cleaned up the cabin and its surroundings, in an attempt to cover up what had happened. The next day a
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lui ha detto: io oggi non mi vesto
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i Gay di Destra™️ che votano Meloni
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@vanillaopinions on 3000 m of altitude it’s very expensive to build and not very attractive to live…
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@thelastvestige @EddysWerleands @halseyhateacc (Funny how not one tiny part of this post speaks about “race” but the first comment i see has the word racist in it. She is making a joke about an obviously made up retaliation for the violent and prolonged colonisation of the Irish people by the English state… Don’t project!)
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a very important question in sociology
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@MailOnline Outrage from ??? Insulting for ???
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No this is my favourite comment so far, there’s so much European art and history in it 🥲🇪🇺
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C’è un ragazzo siciliano che mi ha detto “Mah, questi omofobi proprio non li capiiisco! A me fimmine, masculi, non m’inderessa neeenti, basta che mi fai sguazzare e mi va bene!” ✨ SGUAZZARE ✨
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@Littlemissuns @umbeferraro Yeah with the single brick i was able to lift
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@_Skededededede not sure why you assume… i WOULDNT 👹 but whatever
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Happy Hanukkah with this classic
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@KobeLakeShow @busykian @fyfemma The whole planet has... i thought we were clear on this
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@iamalways_cold @gowonmode we appreciate him for his service
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contadino carino al mercato mi dà il melone e gli chiedo -Ma il melone cresce a terra? lui sorride gentilmente -Sì sta pe terra, i chivi ‘nvece scendeno da l’alto, sò arrampicanti. E dovresti vedé ‘l cetriolo! io -E fammelo vedé lui -Dopo passa giù da noi che te fo vedé ‘l campo
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@1JABARI1 @kissmeriver NOT HIMMM 😭😭😭 oh dear, he will never get away from this video, it sounds exactly like him
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@interesting_aIl his audio memory kicked in and his brain was confused it didn’t match the video input
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this summer i’ll wear my subligaculum FRINGED, the Etruscan way. Step up, Roman fashion doesn’t wait for you
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@lilsasquatch66 people wasting food are among the first entries on top of my extinction list. my mom would’ve hung me by the neck...
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“But in Paris we say quatre-vingt-trente-trois to say 17!!! 😤” Stop saying that then? It sounds like a VOUS problem, what do you want MOI to do about that? 🤷🏼‍♂️
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me adding my part to the group project
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Buongiorno, oggi è lunedì, mi sento carico, ora mi faccio una bella colazione, mi vesto bene e poi mi butto giù dalla tromba delle scale
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@fyeahsex @loonatheabort yeah i want not to breathe too
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is this a good header? 🤔
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if anyone wants to know how toxic american guys are about body types just read the comments and quotes to this meme! it was supposed to be about the Iliad but the engagement’s 99% USA gays whining that Manu Rios is not a twink and the world ends if we won’t call him a twunk[?] 💀
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@allism2 @odwxn and? you just come into my garden and steal my chairs and my table cause i left them outside? 💀
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@MissBisou @lilithinIeo @bennymugzz omg i love straight people!!!! they’re all so cute and polite plus every mom loves them. i once brought my straight friend to a party and he actually blended in very well, you almost couldn’t say he’s straight
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@sonnysehra The community note trying to say “The doves were not killed in the attack but escaped. It is not known what happened to them afterwards.” Yeah it is not known because they were killed and eaten afterwards, hello??? 😭
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@matteozullo_mz Grazie al cielo. L’Erasmus è una delle politiche meglio riuscite della storia europea contemporanea
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People getting mad at me in the comments before i even speak up- 😢 Poor little andi… censored, devoiced, silencedt 👄🤏
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@bvllcaprio @widowsolsen or went to a beach, or turned on a radio, or experienced summer whatsoever? i mean she could also be 32 but living in an Amish community so i’d understand she doesn’t know about the most popular songs of the 00’s they still air every year
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@DeptfordWife1 @Nassreddin2002 I think so, but as i was reading the article i was particularly shocked that all these people were not severely punished and mandated to attend rehabilitation programmes for trying to cover this boy’s torture and death, and that all form of hazing was not outlawed by Parliament.
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black belt on blue pants yay or nay?
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@WWESARO So y’all bully a 20yo girl on account of her nationality, but the team who prepares her for your upcoming bullying on stage is the one with no shame? No shame for training her to perform well anyway at Eurovision??? Y’all need therapy, a partner, and a job.
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@SenSanders Bernie you forgot to mention Italy, where the cost of insulin is $7 but it’s payed by the healthcare system. 🇮🇹: $0
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@b1ackm1rror @santanabandanas confirmed. I’m men in european cultures and we definitely twice-kiss (and in some places trikiss) our dads, uncles, brothers and homies everytime we meet and everytime we leave, often accompanied by a handshake🤝 + a hand on the shoulder/side, or by a hug if you’re close close
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One of Italy’s biggest achievements in modern history is having colonised this entire swath of land in America with no-one really noticing. Dark blue means 85% Italian. 85! 🤠
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Amici non so se vi ricordate il leghista indipendentista padano che dopo un’ora di orrendo appuntamento a dirmi che Roma fa schifo e Milano nella Padania indipendente sarà grandiosa, decise di creare un dolce haiku per me: «Ma tu la bevi la sb?» È lui
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@fairydreamys Fun fact from an Italian: Giulia also performed secret abortions for unwanted pregnancies, a very important job in the society of the time. Since it was often done by a non-expert “nanny” called mammana, and could result in death, experts like her were highly requested by women.
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@jaszatkovsky Not you trying to debunk a joke 😂
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lui: penso che dovremmo rimanere amici io:
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@raindropsraf @_DamnJaden *BAAAM* ¿Como fue? ¿Como fue? ¿Como fue que dijiste, maricón? ¡A mi me respetas! ¡A mi me respetas! ¡A mi me respetas! ¡Asquerosos! ¡Perros! ¡Vamos Victoria!
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every twink should have a government-issued service top
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io ODIO quando vai a casa della gente e non fanno abbastanza pasta. “Ce n’è altra?” “Eh no, ho fatto giusto 172,5 grammi per 7 persone, così ci teniamo leggeri” Che tu sia maledetto per 7 generazioni dannata faina sciovinista FAI STA PASTAAA!!!
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good morning kittens 😽 say it back Anyways, it looks like you guys inhaled too many doses of copium lately, this app is feeling heavy and loser-coded, so to even things out here’s another win for Italy at the 2023 European Athletics U20 Championships
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@karla12539038 @blairsmani Plus Gabriella is clearly one of those girls, we all know them, there’s always one of those girls coming out from nowhere and stealing your balance in a group of friends, and no-one saw it but her. Let’s say it, Gabriella was the villain dressed up as the little angel she was not
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@Underwater_Roos @thelastvestige @EddysWerleands @halseyhateacc I guess but we really do not care here, she’s Irish so let’s talk about the colonisation of Ireland which is still ongoing today in the North after occupying their island, bring their language to the brink of extinction, trying to forcefully convert them, and starve them to death
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@lmp3rfect uhm he said nothing misogynistic tho
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idk why my instagram algorithm decided to give me croptop today, but now i’d want to buy one! 🥺 Do you think it will fit me or na?
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