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@nemoloris

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Economic migrant, 90s poet. 'Doyen of debris'. Neo-classical Aberdeenshire Jacobite. Gaeilge Sruth na Maoile agam. Novel, Stretto, published by CB Editions.

Joined August 2009
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1 year
Well literally no one turned up for my poetry reading! Someone from the toddler group in the next room did come in and give me a biscuit though, so perhaps all is not lost.
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5 years
Idea for a brilliant new default email sign-off.
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david wheatley
6 years
Coleridge was notorious for his one-star Trip Advisor reviews.
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david wheatley
9 months
A Christmas card from Thomas Hardy.
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david wheatley
5 years
In 2011 pupils sitting an Eton scholarship exam were judged on their ability to imagine giving a speech justifying the mass murder of civilians by the British government, is this significant.
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david wheatley
4 months
Adorno commits a Larry David-like gaffe which the also-present Charlie Chaplin immediately replays in mime-form.
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2 months
RIP Edna O'Brien.
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david wheatley
5 years
James Wright and the art of the wordless poem.
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david wheatley
1 year
Ewan McColl was the subject of one of all the all-time great Guardian corrections.
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david wheatley
6 years
Can't say I'm sorry about that Brexit rat #Dyson slinking off to Singapore, I tried one of these urinals of his once and the pee went everywhere.
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david wheatley
6 months
When cover designers are sick, sick I tell you, of yet another introduction by Sir Albert Howard.
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david wheatley
7 years
Lucie Brock-Broido's titles are better than many people's poems.
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david wheatley
6 years
Also contains perhaps single best response to TS Eliot’s anti-Semitism, by Emanuel Litvinoff, and as performed with Eliot in the audience at a reading in 1951.
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david wheatley
4 months
The most beautifully weirdest of nineteenth-century novels, the Turner watercolour of English fiction.
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david wheatley
7 years
Lovely existential edge to this French political insult.
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david wheatley
3 months
When asked what poem 'would be in his heart when [he] dr[ew] his final breath' (dramatic), Harold Bloom began to recite this:
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david wheatley
4 years
A poem by Eiléan Ní Chuilleanáin on the day of the publication of the Irish government report into the iniquitous gulag that was the Mother and Baby Homes.
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5 months
In later life, Graham Greene broke off his friendship with Anthony Burgess in disgust at the latter’s willingness to discuss his work on television. ‘He talks about his books’, Greene explained to Gore Vidal.
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david wheatley
6 years
Gerard Manley Hopkins. I also recall a description of him on his hands and knees in the seminary looking at raindrops on pebbles and crying at how beautiful they were.
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1 year
While my 7-yr old often gets carried away, can I just say the sound of Auden’s voice on this programme caused him to come running across the room to cover my laptop screen in kisses while yelling ‘I love you Auden’.
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david wheatley
2 years
Saddened to learn of the death of Kevin Higgins in Galway. Here's a poem of his from an old issue of Metre. Condolences to Susan.
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6 years
In 1869 one of Dante Gabriel Rossetti’s pet wombats ‘successfully interrupted a seemingly uninterruptable monologue by John Ruskin by burrowing its nose between the critic’s waistcoat and jacket.'
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david wheatley
2 years
Thanks to Douglas Dunn, flanked here by Don Paterson and Michael Longley, for his warmly benevolent presence at tonight’s celebration of his work in St Andrews. A wonderful occasion.
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david wheatley
8 months
The rarely-seen original printing of Geoffrey Hill’s ‘In Memory of Jane Fraser’, with its famous/notorious ‘unshook’.
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11 months
Pleasantly flustered in so many ways to see copies of this in the post today. Many thanks to @Carcanet for publishing. I hope you’ll consider reading. Triumphant tour of Aberdeenshire market towns to follow. Go, little book.
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1 year
Found this lovely old Turgenev in Ballater.
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6 years
Greetings Morven Aifric Sadhbh, born last night. Among the first to receive the news is Mr Ted, who will coordinate a commemorative special issue of the village newsletter. #morven #aifric #sadhbh #daughter
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david wheatley
11 months
An exquisitely laconic epitaph for a seamstress, by Zbigniew Herbert.
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david wheatley
5 years
Fucking hell, this poem by Paul Batchelor.
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5 months
Terribly sad to learn of the death of Helen Vendler, peerless close reader.
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2 months
A shiver-inducing Thomas Hardy poem, spoken by his friend Horace Moule, who died by suicide.
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david wheatley
3 years
David Shrigley on writing.
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david wheatley
7 years
Embarrassed to learn of a cat even smugger than he is (ie Ralph), Hamish averts his gaze from @cox_tom 's excellent new book.
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david wheatley
7 years
One unquestionably good reason for tweeting about John Ashbery is Because He Is So Great.
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8 months
Terrible sentences by great novelists, an occasional series: ‘She wore a white dress that showed her throat gathering like a fountain-jet of solid foam to balance her head’ (DH Lawrence, The Trespasser).
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david wheatley
4 years
Birthday memento mori.
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4 months
George Eliot’s best novel, thought Henry James. Right, wrong, contrarian, mad?
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2 months
Things that are near yet distant.
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david wheatley
4 years
DW: (Proffers small package.) Post office person: Any value? DW: Just a small book. (‘Doing human’ voice.) Of mine! Post office person: So no then.
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david wheatley
10 months
It’s publication day for my @carcanet book Child Ballad, so here’s a sonnet from it on the herring gull-haunted graves of St Nicholas Kirk on Union Street.
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david wheatley
7 months
Laugh-along line-breaks with RS Thomas (see for yourself which one).
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david wheatley
3 years
Unable to visit a local hotel for a bowl of chips because of a wedding, four-year-old suggests we can go back ‘when the marriage is over.’
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david wheatley
3 months
‘And the mind lays by its troubles…’: reading Wallace Stevens at midsummer. Autocorrect was keen for me to say roubles, not troubles, for some reason.
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david wheatley
1 year
Coming attraction.
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david wheatley
7 years
First contact. #beckettforbabies
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david wheatley
4 years
‘Plunging into the dark forever’: the first poem from Derek Mahon’s first book. His death is a shattering loss to Irish poetry. #derekmahon
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david wheatley
7 years
9/10 for lightning-fast decision to hop on lower deck of pram and accompany us to library, point deducted for changing her mind and jumping out shortly afterwards. @thecatreviewer
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david wheatley
4 years
Striking image of the great John Hume, who has died.
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david wheatley
5 years
Heartbreaking to learn of Ciaran Carson’s death.
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5 years
The annihilation of men, a 3-step plan: 1) Poem published in New Statesman. 2) ??? 3) Men annihilated.
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david wheatley
3 years
A book to redefine Irish poetry.
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david wheatley
5 years
It’s Ciaran Carson’s birthday.
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5 years
Today my wife tried to say ‘I’ll never wear make-up’ but instead said ‘I’ll never mair wake up’, thus unwittingly trapping herself inside some gruesome Scottish ballad. #spoonerisms
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david wheatley
10 months
Hard to read even a single sentence of Sir Thomas Urquhart’s without suspecting he was quite mad.
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david wheatley
6 years
This errata slip from the old Agneau Prynne Collected makes an elegant little found poem.
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david wheatley
1 year
Indelible memories of the great Michael Gambon in Krapp's Last Tape at the Gate in Dublin. RIP.
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david wheatley
7 years
What poetry personality cult is currently hovering over the Milk Tray in your local Co-op.
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david wheatley
10 months
Some characteristic Christmas cheer from RS Thomas.
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david wheatley
4 years
Name a writer you love and feel you scarcely begin to understand.
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6 months
Austin Clarke a half-century since his death.
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david wheatley
6 years
Mary Oliver was doing what?
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david wheatley
10 months
‘Welcome to English poetry’, says the poet and scholar Refaat Alareer, introducing a course on that subject at Gaza University (Refaat Alareer was killed in an Israeli strike today in Gaza).
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david wheatley
4 months
Speaking next month at an event on Yeats and the contemporary, so here’s a Yeats poem I can’t easily imagine a contemporary poet writing.
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david wheatley
2 years
Charles Simic RIP.
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david wheatley
4 months
Big beast.
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14 days
From the remarkable chapter in AS Byatt’s The Virgin in the Garden on teaching Keats’s ‘Ode on a Grecian Urn.’
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david wheatley
3 years
Cavafy: a good poet to read in an age of senile imperial violence.
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david wheatley
2 months
A pleasure to be reviewed by Robert Selby in this week’s TLS.
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david wheatley
2 years
Before the ‘insanely excited to announce’ tweet (specifically, the eighteenth century).
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david wheatley
6 years
The nagging desire to smuggle one of these lads into an academic conference then stand up after a panel and say 'Less a question than a cormorant.'
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david wheatley
2 months
It’s Philip Larkin’s birthday, and here is (I think) one of his finest poems, unpublished in his lifetime.
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david wheatley
5 years
Rimbaud carved his name into the temple of Luxor, c. 1878=80.
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7 months
When I told our seven-year-old that this book has a very sad ending, he observed 'I hope nothing bad happens to her jacket.'
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david wheatley
1 year
Today I learned that someone once threw a party in Debussy’s honour but he couldn’t be bothered turning up, even though the someone in question was Proust.
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david wheatley
4 years
My mother just sent me this photo of teenage me at, believe it or not, the World French Spelling Competition in 1989.
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6 years
Companions of a lifetime. #johncalder
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david wheatley
3 years
Thousand-page biography of Pessoa. When will I find time to read this. Most likely never.
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david wheatley
6 years
More than a little taken aback today when a recently-graduated student gave me this boat.
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david wheatley
2 years
Remarkable sleuthing on a Prynne facebook group, where someone has worked out that the line ’86 zero quip markers, over raised D flash /on its red matt square’ in Prynne’s Red G Gypsum refers to a lamp-post – this lamp-post.
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david wheatley
3 years
Monument to Paul Celan in his birthplace of Chernivtsi, now in Western Ukraine.
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david wheatley
4 years
James Joyce, died on this day in 1941.
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6 years
Worried now that future @borderirish tweets may be subject to random army inspection before being allowed through.
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6 years
Small reminder that Yeats omits HD and Mina Loy from his Oxford Book of Modern Verse (and Austin Clarke) while still finding room for seventeen – seventeen! – poems by that eejit Oliver St John Gogarty.
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6 years
Matthew Sweeney is walking into eternity on Ballyliffin Strand. #timormortisconturbatme
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6 years
Surprised to notice belatedly that the teaching copy of Ariel I’ve schlepped around for all these years Ia in fact a first edition!
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4 years
Idea for a pre-emptive poem about a second pandemic wave called Covid’s Metamorphoses.
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david wheatley
7 years
A fierce-sweet Adrienne Rich poem to carry into autumn. #twitterpoetryclub
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3 years
A national poem of national feeling by Roy Fisher on this day of national significance for the national nation.
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3 years
Very sad too to hear of the death of my old lecturer Brendan Kennelly.
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david wheatley
10 months
New Ishion Hutchinson book looks to be a cracker. I see he has been reading his David Jones and Geoffrey Hill. Readers of my novel Stretto may recall his cameo appearance in that text.
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david wheatley
6 years
Whispering these words out loud as I read. #tomleonard
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david wheatley
5 years
Geoffrey Hill suggests nothing rhymes with Gramsci. How about: Then over a dram she Read me some Gramsci.
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david wheatley
6 years
Are Cambridge Analytica aware that their new name, Emerdata, means 'beshitten' in Italian?
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3 years
Who Thom Gunn thought was any good.
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3 years
Samuel Beckett famously struggled to get his novel Murphy into print, a short thread. 1/x
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david wheatley
6 years
This is what the contents pages of academic books should look like.
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david wheatley
8 months
Is Seán Hewitt the most Housmanesque of modern poets.
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8 years
A poem by Dennis O'Driscoll, on what would have been his sixty-third birthday. #twitterpoetryclub
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david wheatley
10 months
Modern languages are under threat at @aberdeenuni . Here’s a poem of Hölderlin’s in translation by @kathleenjamie . Foster and protect cultural connections: save modern languages at the University of Aberdeen.
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