Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep @nellakitson Twitter profile

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

1 year

The only reason me and other Twitter Hookers are able to operate the way we do is on the backs of a millennia of outdoors, high volume, extremely precarious and often lethal work by marginalised workers. I think we should be mindful of who walked so we could run.

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

4 months

My visa for Australia has been GRANTED 🎉 Now, the real question: do I pay the extra to go premium economy? Is it worth it? And if so, who with?! The longest flight I’ve ever done is LHR - SIN in economy and I swore I’d never do economy that long ever again 🤣

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

7 months

I accept clients from all backgrounds, ethnicities, religions, gender identity and sexual orientation. The only thing I ask of my clients is that they are over 21, pay my rates as stated and are respectful and hygienic. I’ll take care of the rest 😘

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

1 year

Thank you so much for the chocolates (as usual), S! We had a wonderful time with you 😝

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

11 days

Hiatus over. She’s back to work!

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

6 months

I’m officially 2 years sober! 🎉 Thank you for celebrating my soberversary with me, @MsBelleConnolly & @AnyaBlack07 💕

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

1 year

I delete, block and forget about any enquiry that doesn’t have all the required information. Real clients give all the right information the first time. I get 5-10 enquires a day in general, and about 20-30+ when available & on tour. Not everyone deserves your attention.

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

7 months

With all these AI and generated posers infiltrating SWer Twitter it’s time to get back to our roots: shit posting 🤭

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

5 months

My brain DOES NOT WORK during sex. I can just about mumble one syllable words, let alone a whole sentence. It is the only tried and tested way to get me to shut up 🤠

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

4 months

I called this one “the hooker hen do” 🐓 Grateful to be surrounded by colleagues that have become cherished friends; I can’t wait to celebrate with you in July! @RequiemLenina @MeetVivianGrace @Faye_Dalloway

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

2 months

Out of Office ON ✅ Thank you to those I have seen these last few months, you have made the run-up to my hiatus so special. I will be back in September… … as Mrs Nella Kitson 💍

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

14 days

🇦🇺 PSA to my Australian Lovers 🇦🇺 📍Sydney, NSW 🗓️ October - November 2024 Taking bookings NOW 🦘

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

4 months

The real problems I have after a tour are that I have so many gifts my suitcase won’t close & I have so much cash, I can’t fit it all in my purse. If only a white, middle class Times journalist would save me from this terrible, terrible life.

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

5 months

It seems there may have been some confusion so to be clear, I’m 🌍pro-immigration 👍🏼pro-choice 🇪🇺pro-EU & want the UK back in the EU 💚Green-voting 💊pro worldwide sex work & drug decriminalisation & that 🏳️‍⚧️trans rights are human rights & also FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

8 months

A whirlwind 24hrs on an incredible spa break, including baby’s first AP, eeek! Thank you again, as always 💕

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

5 months

From a single 1 hour meeting many months ago, to now spending whole evenings together. Thank you so much, I can’t wait for more of our dates ☺️

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

6 months

March Availability Dublin, IRE Sat 8th Leeds Tues 19th & Wed 20th Manchester Thu 21st & Fri 22nd Details below ⤵️

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

10 months

People have warned me before that mentioning having a partner would be bad for business. So far, I haven’t found that true. Anyone who is put off by that idea simply does not book me. I have many long standing clients who are very happy to know I’m happy when I go home after. ☺️

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

3 months

A moment of silence for all the clients only now just discovering @MsBelleConnolly and I and then finding out not only are we taking the whole of July and August off, we are moving to the other side of the world in October 🤭

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

5 months

being abused, I fear x

Hadley Freeman

@HadleyFreeman

5 months

In today’s @thetimes - Sunday paper of the year! - I’ve written about The Spectator’s massage parlour correspondent and why I think men who pay for sex are no better than rapists Let’s stop pretending that paying for sex is anything but abuse

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

4 months

I thoroughly enjoyed our secretary roleplay last week 🥵

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

1 year

@angelicanoi I don’t know what they think hookers are gonna do with RWI. If I wanted to scam / hack / blackmail someone I’m sure I could have done that as a hacker in my PJs, not go through the rigmarole of being a whole ass prostitute 😂

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

7 months

Available in LONDON (Angel/Islington) this weekend! 🥂 Thursday 8th | evening Friday 9th | evening Saturday 10th | afternoon Sunday 11th | fully booked Details below ⬇️

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

9 months

Oh no! A Client Facing Account in praise of clients and/or posting the right things clients want to hear in order to make money from them. Why would a marketing account behave in such a way? I can’t believe an account Literally To Entice Clients … would pander to Clients! 😡

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

11 months

@ivy_wylder @cxshewmilk My favourite part of these posts is how “all women want” does not include children 😆

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

2 months

When he takes you to see Foo Fighters as our first date 🥺❤️

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

11 months

The best thing about being self-employed is that nobody is telling you what to do! 🥳 The worst thing about being self-employed is that nobody is telling you what to do! 😫

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

1 year

Just did my July books… all I wanna say is thank you to everyone who saw me last month, my best month of this financial year so far 🥺💜 feeling very grateful for the life prostitution continually gives me. thank you 💞

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

1 year

2 months later and after a huge backlash, a petition, and an investigation from our Union, Adultwork have backed down and are now not forcing anyone to show their face (regardless of county of birth). Success!!! 🥳💞

Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

1 year

In solidarity with our face-in colleagues, I do not want to support adultwork’s new ridiculous policy that at least one profile picture MUST show a provider’s face. So, what directory are we moving to? I tried Tryst and the only thing I get is incessant spam emails.

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

10 months

My University is always emailing asking if I want to give a talk to current students about how my degree helped me get to where I am now, and truly, I would love to… 🤣

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

6 months

Thank you, Dublin! 🇮🇪

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

4 months

Picture this… 📷 Availability in London (South Kensington) Tuesday 28th | 4pm - 10pm Wednesday 29th | 10am - 1pm Thursday 30th | 10am - 4pm Friday 31st | fully booked Details below ⬇️

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

1 year

The “extended date” options (ie overnights & longer) are currently only for firm friends. I want to have a long and happy career in sex work and I’ve already been burnt once by jumping straight into an extended date with a stranger. New faces can book 1 - 4hrs with me ☺️

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

7 months

Is there anything better than when you’re on your dinner date and you’re getting texts asking if you’re available now? No babe. I’m on a date that was booked and paid in full in advance 😇

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

5 months

🚨 PSA 🚨 LONDON (Paddington) I still have availability on 🎉 TUESDAY 2ND APRIL 🎉 Please contact me to book in!

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

4 months

“I would love to do XYZ with you” My booking form is RIGHT there. Not sure how much easier I can make it tbh!

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

4 months

Is there anything better than New Book day?! 😇

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

3 months

☀️ LONDON ☀️ Due to a cancellation, I am now available in the evening of THURSDAY 13th JUNE. Lucky for some! Contact me below ⬇️

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

6 months

@TheStefanSmith Great, we can be back in the EU 🇪🇺

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

11 months

Do I need to start writing HOOKER or PROSTITUTE in my bio? Two people this week have asked me if I “do meets”?! My whole schtick is meets! Meeting! In real life! To fuck! 😆

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

5 months

99.98% of my clients are not vegan and certainly aren’t sober(!) so I am always really touched when they bring me vegan gifts, choose a vegan restaurant (or also choose the vegan option!) and/or drink the alcohol free aperitif too on our dates 🥰

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

6 months

Me when I started: pfft, fancying your clients is lame, I could n e v e r !! Me, currently crushing hard on more than one of my clients: ok now I get it and I am going to do absolutely zero about this 😅

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

4 months

My only availability in GLASGOW this week is now 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Friday 24th May🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Details below 👇

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

4 months

I STILL cannot understand why sucking dick for free* is okay but as soon as charge money for my natural talents, that’s not okay?

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

6 months

APRIL London | Mon 1st - Wed 3rd OOO | Mon 8th - Mon 15th I will be abroad & unreachable. Glasgow | Wed 17th - Fri 19th Cambridge | Tues 23rd - Fri 26th All bookings require a deposit. Dates outside of tours must be min. 4hrs & secured with 50% deposit. Details below ⬇️

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

7 months

17:08 client enquired via WhatsApp 17:24 deposit paid and booked in ✅ SEXY

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

1 year

almost like sex workers have been warning for decades that laws and policies that seem like they’re to be enforced only on us would inevitably spill over to the public and only then they’re outraged when it happens to them 🙈

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

1 year

Spent the morning being bombarded with texts from a disgruntled would-be client because I said I wouldn’t see them without a deposit but it was all made better by a wonderful first time client over lunch, who not only sent full fee ahead, but also tipped & bought me chocolates 🥺

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

4 months

Clients who can’t cope with booking a hooker and being annoyed she sees other clients will never stop being funny to me 😆

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

15 days

Don’t make me tap the sign 🫶 Turns out being in full control of my working schedule of who, when and how much has made a million times happier than working for someone else ever has. Get SWERFs out of our media, once and for all!

The Guardian

@guardian

15 days

Punish the men who pay for sex, rather than the women lured into that life | Sonia Sodha

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

1 year

I LOVE touring London, more often than not clients (even ones I’ve never met yet!) will just send me the whole fee at the time of booking. Deposits are never an issue. Big cities used to hookers are so great. Love it. 🥰

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

3 months

☀️ LONDON ☀️ I only have availability during the DAYTIME (10am - 5pm) on Friday 7th June. Oxford (11th - 13th) and London Paddington (13th - 15th) are now fully booked. You know what to do! ⬇️

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Mrs Kitson | London 10-13 Sep

@nellakitson

5 months

Not sure why I have right wing nut jobs following me!!! Be gone!!! Immigrants make Britain GREAT. Borders are made up and nobody is illegal. 🥂

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