You’ve gotta show up at the offices of ppl who owe you docs. You need to breathe on their ear. You need to poke their shoulder & ask where the docs are. You've gotta show up at their house & eat the food off their dinner table & lie at the foot of their bed & hide in their walls
Disappointing stat of the day:
Americans read an average of 12.6 books in the past year, according to a Gallup survey. That’s fewer books than in any previous survey dating back to 1990.
The Scholastic Book Fair would fix this.
A tip for college grads going into business. No one cares about your 4.0 GPA.
The people who get the best jobs are the ones who network and find great internships both sophomore and junior year.
If you have no real world experience you aren't going to get hired.
*spends an hour checking for stylistic and formatting errors in document before sending to boss*
*all clear, sends it*
*discovers glaring fuck up immediately after sending*
Gym practically empty and a 20-something Mask Karen running on treadmill just yelled at a guy 2 treadmills over to tell him to pull his mask above his nose
I’m burning this place to the ground while I’m still inside
And no. Its not about finding the next revolutionary idea and having a monopoly. "The Blue Ocean Theory".
Thats bulls**t. Its a lottery ticket.
Find something where a lot of dumb people are really successful.
Fish where the fish are. Even if there are lots of fisherman.
Another advantage of super simple back of envelope calcs is that errors are easy to identify. If you’ve got a complex pro forma you can go a long time without seeing a really big fucking mistake
Did you guys know that houses in the middle of the country are a lot cheaper than in SF and NYC?
Wowwwww!!! So crazyyyyyy! I must be the first to discover this amazing fact!!!
My models are great in a way just because they’re so simple. skip the whole junior guy overcompensating with crazy complex models...only it’s not because I understood early on that simple=better but 100% because I literally have no clue how to even make a complex one
TROPHY PROPERTY ALERT. Car wash for $2300 a foot in world class Fullerton CA. Nothing to worry about w soil and groundwater i promise!!! Total steal. all you savvy real estate investors out there wont wanna miss this one.
The problem with being an a**hole to people when you think they’re wrong is that in the future they won’t be willing to tell you their actual opinions. They’ll only tell you what you want to hear so they can avoid getting yelled at
There is a very particular white male face where within literally 1 second of seeing it for the first time you know with 100% certainty they went to a pretentious private high school in the northeast
This is the actual reason not giving too many f**ks about what other people think is such a superpower.
Allows you to expose yourself to tons of situations with no actual downside and huge (albeit small probability) upside. Occasional huge payoffs
Is a La Jolla beach house, my parents house in Berkeley, a telluride log mansion, a west village brownstone and a Chatham beach house really too much to ask for
Hell is just your MD giving you extremely vague directions and not answering your follow up questions while expecting an extremely specific deliverable
Boss asks me I’m why I’m burning the midnight oil seeing my last model edits were at midnight
Little does he know I’m functionally retarded for several hours after I wake up
As seems to be customary these days some thief went through packages left in my building’s bottom floor. They opened mine but left what was inside.
It was The New Kings of New York
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