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Joined March 2020
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What women keep in their bags, photog. Sergey Stroitlev. The variety in this series amazes me.
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Imagine being covered in coconut oil and slipping everywhere trying to get out of this tub like a crab in a salad bowl
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* Stroitelev Rather than a meme, it’s a beautiful encapsulation of Russian women’s culture and daily life
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What’s in your bag?
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I’m struggling to find dates for these photos, but I know he’s been doing this project since at least 2017.
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I will not kill myself. Killing myself is the myself killer. The big death
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@ameliaelizalde Consider: every YA fantasy novel is now “Girl of Knives and Dust” or “Daughter of Smoke & Fire” or “City of Piss and Garbage”
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You can find the artist on instagram @ sergei_stroitelev
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Career-driven? Fuck no im hangout-driven. Vibe-driven. Getting something to eat-driven. Goofing off-driven, even
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Hey quick question what is this
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Sergei’s insta is up +2k followers on insta since this morning. W for everyone
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Shelley Duval died in her sleep at the age of 75. Her partner of 35 years was with her. Rest in peace, queen.
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@Nexuist Who I want to be: Olga Who I am: Liza
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@SteamyMallard @JadTheRadLad “Especially gods”
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@Idris_Elbow_ Just guys being dudes
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@mongo_lassi Too late i diddled around in there looking for copper wire
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Sergei has officially noticed my (now extremely viral) thread on his women’s bags series . I’m delighted to see all the people in the comments who found him through twitter!
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@timecaptales @fasc1nate My grandparents, c. 1958 in New York
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@skooookum Or he spiritually enter the set of the CW’s Supernatural
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I confiscated this from a kid at work but only so I could keep it forever
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I drink alcohol and the autism suddenly autisn’t
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It went down into the 50s last night
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Sergei has officially noticed my (now extremely viral) thread on his women’s bags series . I’m delighted to see all the people in the comments who found him through twitter!
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@scorpio__mars 7yo me would get tangled up in this and break a finger
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@shagbark_hick Quick question how do you avoid freezing to death and/or baking in your questionably-ventilated metal box
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I’m not scared to turn 30 because every 30+ person I know is having a much better time than in their 20s
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@skooookum “I’m hurt because my girlfriend won’t text me back.” - you less than a minute ago
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@mylarsleeve I want to be her
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Apparently the trick to acing job interviews is to not care about or particularly want the job. Much to consider.
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@PleasantAndEvil Go through a breakup
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@ameliaelizalde A Court of Tits and Ass
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Me n the girls in the dive bar bathroom after someone just got dumped via text
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Me practicing so I can hug you harder
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@CarveOutKing I think I almost died on the G train
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Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?
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Ya boi got into NYU, time to get a useless Master’s degree and make it my whole personality 😉✨
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The marketing of GLP-1 as “skinny shots” lets me know the veil of healthcare has finally dropped and this was always purely aesthetic
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I regret to inform you that the skooks dog has become addicted to nicotine
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@figgled Oooh big day
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@tacobort Two weeks notice core
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In mid-2022 I walked out of my bedroom immediately having being viciously dumped and into a house party that I was hosting. My friends lovingly fed me ramen and like 6 shots of tequila and then took a violation photoshoot that echoes through the ages.
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This is Yale University's Beinecke rare book library, which has thin marble walls instead of windows (to protect photosensitive books). It’s actually very pretty inside.
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The mantra of the 20th century was to say that ornamentation has no purpose, so get rid of it. But ornaments assign ordinary things meaning. They speak to the tradition or craft that produced it...
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I love telling men at parties that I’m 5’10 I’m 6’1
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Texted a buddy this and he tweeted the interaction before I could 😔
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Starting the breakup conversation with a land acknowledgment
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@AdamBroud Tbf she could probably beat the shit out of any plane ghosts you encounter
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Birthday photoshoot (I choked)
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I’m gonna rope
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT BUILDING
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One thousand people followed me for Art today and must now learn the hard way that I am a career shitposter
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I took him with me to work from a dog-friendly cafe but he keeps standing around like this and avoiding eye contact with the other dogs. I think he may be autistic.
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@s4m31p4n Real girls have no septums at all. Just one massive central nostril hole.
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Rat girl summer 2024: > found a $400 berkey on the street > went over a week without buying food > failed at being a whore > at least 3 festering wounds > watched a guy eat a bug on two separate occasions
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Absolutely traumatizing when you meet someone who runs a shamelessly horny anon account and they’re ugly irl
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Do not kill the part of yourself that is cringe, kill the part of yourself that cringes
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@skooookum God you’re so dramatic
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I spent 7k miles on Comfort+ just to be made Uncomfortable
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Showing Tarmac stuff she’s never seen before (big mirror I found on the street)
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I was looking at my phone and not paying attention and somehow I ended up on the High Line. This must be how small dogs feel when you put them on the countertop
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Peer pressure peer pressure peer pressure
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Gm
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You’re never gonna guess what happened today
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Those of you who know me irl may have noticed that I’m very accident-prone and frequently injured in some way, shape, or form (if not multiple). I have amassed a large collection of scars over the years. Some of them I remember earning, some I don’t. There’s a reason for this.
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@202accepted Really good question
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The final boss of male manipulator bookshelves
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There is a solution to all your worldly problems and that is to be little spoon
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Nyc friends i’ll be expecting to see you here tomorrow
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It’s been a very long week of talking to intimidatingly hot women at house parties
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He doesn’t know he’s going to the beach
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I’m so sorry, kitten. There’s been a terrible accident. The floor collapsed at Mood Ring and we lost the whole polycule. They’re all gone. Yes, even Boxcar.
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We’re both working from home; I’m doing my email job and he’s working on being a little freak
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@darthmoll_ Dare i say, me and who
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I’m about to try to bring a watermelon through airport security wish me luck
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Met a very conversational baguette
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Got my first final grade for grad school and it was a 4.0 lessgo
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P U S S Y I N B I O
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If we revived Hebrew from a dead language to a living language with 6.2 native speakers there’s no reason we can’t also do that with Latin.
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This hot pocket used to be $5 but then I got really hungry and bought one and the next time I came in they had changed it to $8
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Daddy bonglegs
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WE DRIVING LEGALLY BABEY! PASS!
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Did I pass or fail my driver’s test today? Results at 7ish
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He’s starting to get little white hairs around his muzzle and every day I think about how if I could take ten years off my life to give to him I would do it in a heartbeat
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I give him a key to my apartment and he hardboils my entire carton of eggs
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$50 grocery haul for the week. Inflation is out of control.
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Look at the size of this thing
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Young Tarmac grows more powerful by the day
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