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@neckjuice

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No rhyme! No reason!!!
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@neckjuice
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3 months
Pirate that movie. Download that pdf. Steal that vape. Dream about me
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@neckjuice
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10 months
You tweeted so good today baby
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@neckjuice
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5 months
How are you 22 and evil
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Lovebombing works on me because I am naive and trusting
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@neckjuice
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9 months
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@neckjuice
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19 days
Just lied to seven different people in a row
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@neckjuice
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10 months
Thanks for liking that tweet. Would you, too, betray me?
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@neckjuice
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5 months
Martha im sorry for everything
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@neckjuice
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2 years
They’re not eye floaters they’re lost souls
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@neckjuice
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1 year
You wanna come over and read in silence?
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@neckjuice
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6 months
This shit
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@neckjuice
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7 months
Together we could lie to others
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Sorry for being so chill and easygoing
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@neckjuice
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2 years
Is the twitter you the real you?
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1 year
I’m addicted to caring
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@neckjuice
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7 months
I feel sad for the worms on the sidewalk
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@neckjuice
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3 months
A hundred thousand heart eyes
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Thanks dad I’ve had this saved since high school
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2 months
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@neckjuice
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2 years
I’m gonna haunt you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Will you still love me when I retreat to the woods
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@neckjuice
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2 years
I feel the burdens of my ancient curse
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@neckjuice
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2 years
I am the mystic in an enchanted tower
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@neckjuice
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1 year
My favorite food? Cucumber and cucumber and cucumber and cucumber and cucumber and cucumber and cucumber
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@neckjuice
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5 months
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@neckjuice
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2 years
Who got a plug in Whiterun
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@neckjuice
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10 months
Do you really need to tweet everything
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@neckjuice
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2 years
You’re selfish, you’re grating, you’re a raging narcissist, self centered, with ill intentions, you’re overly defensive, you’re crass, you’re gross, you’re a liar, manipulator, you take nothing into account. You’re trash You’re nothing
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@neckjuice
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7 months
I remember every word ever spoken
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@neckjuice
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11 months
How. How is this possible
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@neckjuice
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1 year
It’s giving thousand year old curse
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@neckjuice
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2 years
Eating the insides of my cheeks
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@neckjuice
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2 years
My best tweet has 2 likes
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@neckjuice
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2 months
So you admit?? All you ever wanted was love
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@neckjuice
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2 years
I don’t quite trust you
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@neckjuice
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10 months
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@neckjuice
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2 years
I’m keeping your profile picture in a heart locket around my neck
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@neckjuice
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1 year
The worst part about this is I can’t even look at my own tweets anymore
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@neckjuice
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7 months
Don’t forget to kiss your cats folks
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Moving into a wizard tower opposite yours, only mine reaches higher. You’ll never read my scrolls
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@neckjuice
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1 year
I saw Jesus hitting a strawberry ice elf bar
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@neckjuice
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3 months
Emos ONLY
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@neckjuice
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10 months
I’m just doing me your honor
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@neckjuice
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1 year
You’re here and then you’re gone
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@neckjuice
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1 year
This shit
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@neckjuice
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2 years
Who were you, before all this
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@neckjuice
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7 months
The prophecy said the hero was 5’7 and overly active on twitter. Could be any of you really
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@neckjuice
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10 months
I enter the subway in a blur.
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@neckjuice
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9 months
I go outside to see if this storm lives up to the others
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@neckjuice
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1 year
In search of seeds and figs
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@neckjuice
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2 years
I’m like deathly afraid at all times
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@neckjuice
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6 months
My year always begins in March
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@neckjuice
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10 months
Your shoes are untied. I know this because I untied them
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@neckjuice
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2 years
That one homie who moves in somber silence
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@neckjuice
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6 months
Never stop tweaking
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@neckjuice
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8 months
Passers by
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@neckjuice
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1 year
I’m the littlest lamb in the pasture
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@neckjuice
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10 months
I curled up into the tightest ball
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@neckjuice
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2 years
I’ll give you every bone in my body
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Foul enchantress
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@neckjuice
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11 months
Catholic emos near me
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@neckjuice
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2 years
That feeling is gone
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1 year
Who up loving thy neighbor
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@neckjuice
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2 years
Dinner
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@neckjuice
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2 years
And I’ll do it again!
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Oh no!! My books!!!
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@neckjuice
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2 years
Haven't seen you in a long while Keep it that way
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@neckjuice
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5 months
Pretzel lunch
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@neckjuice
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11 months
I don’t retweet unless i really mean it
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Aren’t you scared
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@neckjuice
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1 year
The first steps of my journey
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@neckjuice
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8 months
This would work on some of you. Just saying
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@neckjuice
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11 months
Black cat named Lucky surely exists
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@neckjuice
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1 year
I’m in love with anyone who also gets constantly talked over
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@neckjuice
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11 months
Did you buy that at the evil store
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@neckjuice
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1 year
I hope it was worth it
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@neckjuice
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11 months
Every tweet a painting every tweet a poem every tweet a story every tweet a novel every tweet a song every tweet a memoir every tweet a map every tweet a work of art
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Are you going to eat your pickle? Can I eat your pickle? If you’re not having your pickle, can I? Your pickle, eating? Nice pickle. Is there any way I could nab your pickle? Wow, I wish someone would let me eat their pickle. Do ya wanna split your pickle?
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@neckjuice
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6 months
If I don’t answer just keep calling. And calling. And calling. Please do not stop calling
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@neckjuice
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1 year
I don’t need google maps i have the North Star to guide my journey
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@neckjuice
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11 months
I slept pretty well, all things considered (trapped in a coffin, dirt and dust seeping in, vampire hunters looming)
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@neckjuice
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8 months
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@neckjuice
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8 months
I swallowed the moon
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@neckjuice
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2 months
I give you permission to like my tweets
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8 months
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Some of you are kind of cringe too
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@neckjuice
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It’s my birthday i can post as many spotify links as I want
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1 year
You need to come home right now
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@neckjuice
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9 months
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@neckjuice
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2 years
What’s the point of a purpose
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10 months
I’m bisexual but I’m feeling extra gay today
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Unpopular opinion alert:
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1 year
🐣🐣🐥
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Casts a spell on you
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@neckjuice
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2 years
You just don't get it. But you... especially you. Just don't get it
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1 year
It’s been ten thousand years since we spoke
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1 year
You don’t annoy me like you used to
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@neckjuice
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2 years
Nothing but dust in my skull
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@neckjuice
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9 months
To be honest that is exactly what the prophecy foretold. Like exactly
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@neckjuice
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1 year
Your hair clogs my drain but I don’t mind I pick it out
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