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@ndimukwanyama

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Namibia
Joined May 2011
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
6 years
@thabrrr I felt the pain in the LMAO at the end 😭
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
No glasses on today, are you seeing anyone?
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3 years
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
Eenhana, Namibia. The Africa they never show you on BBC news.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
Love is almost blind.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
4 years
H8 2 C it.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
Your favorite local forex trader before he turned into a pastor on IG.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
Blocking Tweeters because of a difference in opinion is childish. Now you block all that don't agree with you and create this pronounced filter-bubble where your circle of 'friends' only share stories and 'emotions' that confirm your existing biases πŸ˜‚
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
Colleagues that bring their study material to work are so dramatic because they never even study at work and it's just a young flex. We know you're doing your certificate Ndapewa calm down.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
Must be a rogue employee.
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Osheike naYoshi Tushishi
3 years
Telecom just got here to fix the internet 😎😎😎😎
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
β€œI wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” lmao, I would.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
"Bachelor flat. Dorado Park. No pets or visitors allowed, 6k"
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
How do you, a capitalist in your right mind agree to fight a man that is known to be very angry at the system? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #MTCKnockoutProject
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
Thirst trap queen has made today's paper @OG_PEWA πŸ”₯πŸ™ŒπŸΎ
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
6 years
No one: Kwanyama man at bar counter:
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
Haven't touched a bottle of liquor this year and I'm so proud of myself πŸ™πŸΏ
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
The thought of me unknowingly debating on the internet with kids below age 20 makes me not argue with anyone on here at all πŸ˜‚
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
@lmauricecpr I went for a walk on the farm last momth and met these guys having a late lunch.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
Yeah I mean, what are you doing? She's 16.
@Junias_Andjene
Tshatika
3 years
These sweet16s will let you remove their clothes nxa nxa,put on a condom and still ask you β€œhano,what are you doing”?
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
4 years
Even God rested, my guy.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
Skinned a goat alone today, just in case theres a rich hun out there looking for husband material.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
Have any of you people ever even been to Eenhana or is everything you know about the TOWN based on media reports?
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
A billion in three months. I feel like we've been lied to for too long about the actual worth of this industry.
@TheNamibian
The Namibian
3 years
Fish fillet has become a major export commodity that has brought in more than N$1,2 billion of export earnings to Namibia between January and March this year.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
8 years
Windhoek is a photographer's dream just after it rains or is cloudy man #ShareMyNamibia #Namibia #Windhoek
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
The type of uncle that's always macking on your female friends. Has Soul Brothers CDs only in his car and his Cologne is really strong, from avroy shlain.
@ShayelaNepando
Shayela Sha Nepando||β€’πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦β€’||
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
6 years
Neither does kapana more than 20 minutes off the fire 😫
@KaihoRii
Rikambura
6 years
KFC inside KFC doesn't taste nxa
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
We have genocide money coming in guys, let's not panic β™₯️
@TheNamibian
The Namibian
3 years
The Eenhana Town Council is in need of N$100 million to construct a sewage works as the existing oxidation ponds can no longer handle the inflow due to ageing and high population growth.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
Best I can do if someone touch my girl’s ass is make a post about it with crying emojis on my WhatsApp status.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
8 years
A rare image of the GMP studio after @Gazza467_ finished recording Pumumu.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
Bout to step out. Beemer, Benz or Bentley? @GweriVintage
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
4 years
These ones are the guys that usually give out the funds for films mos 😩
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von asha
4 years
Ano are ther no creative film producers in NA, yall are sleeping on lit content, this s enough to create a badass series.
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
@SleekySaliba Need this man at this year's Playa Haters' Ball for real πŸ”₯
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
You lot born in '93 that used to bash 27 and unmarried twitter back in 2011, 2012, how's stuff?
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
Ile "mwahala epangelo li mu futile mwafa muhena oonyoko." Its bad.
@EdisonQondja
Tate Sage ο£Ώ
5 years
Moshiwambo taku ti: β€œOonyoko ove li peni eshi mwahala Epangelo li mu futile?”
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
@wov3nn Evand' eike wa. Don't stress yourself. We never asked what Pizza or Sushi is in English, because they're just that πŸ˜‚
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
Next thing you see is your name and village being used in an example on here. "... we are trying to get people vaccinated but you Getrude from Ekolola thinks Bill Gates wants to kill you'' 😭. Y'all messy 😭
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
Lightskin Sjava
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
5 years
"Against." "Agenest"
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
Or, you could just fake an illness so she forgets and on top of that, get king treatment like the bundle of joy that you are. It's like you guys don't know how to be children sometimes 😩
@Twin_Son
Mwaala
3 years
When you see mom pull up from work and remember you didn't take the chicken out the freezer 😩😭
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@ndimukwanyama
Nduna
3 years
Effort put into hiding that name is the same effort I put into my academics πŸ’€
@Antoniocelest12
Sir Antonio
3 years
invited this hun at my place, that’s her judgement πŸ’”πŸ’” Im Hurd
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