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4 months

A woman will tweet “i love cake” and a man will be in the replies talking about “red velvet 🔥” man if you don’t shut your face

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Pray your salah, look after your family and make money. It’s that simple.

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Ya Allah grant your sustenance to those with nothing to eat at iftar and suhoor.

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Used to always imagine being married when i thought of the future but now i’m thinking I might actually just die alone

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Double janazah today got me emotional thinking one day this will be me, just like it will be you too. May Allah forgive them and make it easy for their families.

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I think about death too often

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4 months

The ratio is mad loool

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Need to spend a weekend in lake district in a cottage or something

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People who follow to then unfollow are so neeky man

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Alhamdulillah. One of my biggest dua’s was answered recently. Indeed Allāh is the best of planners 🙏🏽

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Getting the urge to ghost again

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I can’t believe they made us sing songs in primary school assemblies man

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I’ve really become an uncle man alhamdullilah i changed my nieces nappy, made her smile 300 times (more than everyone else) and walked about with her till she slept (she doesn’t sleep with just anyone), no one can chat to me

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Couldn’t agree more. You see people arguing about islam, quoting ahadith and Qur’an inbetween insulting people/looking down on others. To think you would sacrifice your akhlaq and adhab so easily to get a point up on another muslim…

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i don’t consider someone to be truly religious until they have good character accompanying it

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I’ve made my niece laugh lots today, best feeling in the world

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Just introduced myself in this teams meeting, my camera was on but i was on mute..

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Idek why i ask questions on this app you lot can die

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Does anyone use GoSkippy for insurance

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I may be a terrible person but at the very least i am self aware

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2 months

Trim complete, heading home now but trying a new route, nothing crazy though

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5 months

Doesn’t it scare you that some of us are destined for the hellfire?

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I hate when i #notice something that kills my mood

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As a wise man once said

ms. muffin 🍔

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My mums my passenger princess

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Got a trim then took the shortest route home possible. Ran reds and drove over pavement to get home.

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I don’t deserve better until i become better.

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I love indian muslims

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6 months

Besides not eating, we should make sure we read plenty of qur’an and seek plenty of forgiveness, lower our gaze and hold our tongues. Make endless du’a.

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Said i wouldn’t stalk and still did it

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@raeahx You like Lando Norris and he’s with McLaren so you start wanting McLaren to win and now you support McLaren. That’s roughly how people start liking a certain football team from young. I liked Ronaldo and he was on United 👍🏽

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Car insurance is genuinely appalling

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5 months

I think there’s some pain that you just never truly heal from.

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You know when you feel like work takes over your life? Thats when its time to start the job search again

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I need to stop ending every call with “in a bit” 😂

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If you’re mandem, my age and you tweet to yourself i will be following 🙏🏽

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You don’t have to comment on things that don’t concern you. Just be quiet.

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3 months

Fair enough

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A woman will tweet “i love cake” and a man will be in the replies talking about “red velvet 🔥” man if you don’t shut your face

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Finally got my hands on some Lebanese grill

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Deep down, i believe you know you a monster too

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😕 he’s so young and look at the responsibility he carries on his shoulders, may Allah make it easy for him

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🇵🇸🇮🇱 A child walked 12 kilometres barefoot to find flour for his family. He found no flour and ended up getting lost.

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For what is a man if he cannot control his desires?

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All of us are sinners. What separates us is those that repent from those that do not.

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I love a yapper

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My Lord is the most merciful.

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I fear my own ability to put two and two together

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Drove 14 hours for this burger

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Prostrate before your Lord while you are still able to

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I find i am strongest in my prayer when life is pretty bad or pretty good. May Allah make it easy for us to worship him regardless of our circumstances.

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I send my boy thirst traps and he leaves me on delivered

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6 months

Did you remember to be grateful to Allah today?

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It’s actually beautiful that as muslims we have to say ﷺ (peace be upon him) after mentioning our Prophet. The amount of respect we must have for him shows us he truly was the best of mankind and creation.

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This apps better when you just talk to yourself on here and avoid stupidity

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The bar with asian aunties is so low lol you wash your own plate at their house and they’re like wow mashaAllah 😂

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Line manager told me to ring him first thing in the morning so i did and man answers the phone and starts snoring 😂😂😂

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#spotted

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It’s funny how little we know about so many things and yet we hold strong opinions and speak arrogantly as if we do

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I haven’t seen the original post but saving 50k by 25 years of age is a crazy accomplishment. You need a reality check if you think otherwise.

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Might just go outside and sit in my car for no reason

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Death is always on my mind

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@Faaizfries One of them needs to wait a lot longer, fat ass cat

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Swear this is karak chai that is literally exactly how i make it + ginger

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May Allah take us when he is most pleased with us

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Won the entire thing in one turn 🤣🤣🤣 no one can chat to me at 8 ball pool

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6 months

Imagine the amount of reward for the people that tweet nothing but reminders for the sake of Allah

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Just got paid which means i will be getting a machine polish and stage 2 ceramic coating + interior detail + full window tints + wheel refurb + headlight restoration + xenon bulbs + new private number plate

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Tika has returned to his creator today

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Lazy saturday vibes

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Alhamdulillah for everything

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It’s crazy how much things change, from last ramadan to this one there’s people i no longer know, things i no longer do and new experiences and goals i have in front of me.

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Men will firm the most heartbreaking of situations in their life and then tear up at some dumb sad scene in a cartoon

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Protesting isn’t doing enough. We need radicalisation and revolution now.

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Peak District, part 2 (Thors Cave)

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This is me vs my niece lmao

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The fear of failure or the fear of dying alone

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Too young to be thinking of who will get my pension if i die before it gets paid or during

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No more counting my reps, just keep going till i can’t do anymore

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No more tweets i don’t have anything to talk about

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Don’t forget your istighfar

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The worst woman you know is retweeting “good women are for good men”

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Peak District, part 3 (above Thors Cave)

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2 months

Need to be in a cottage in the lake district alone with my phone turned off for the weekend

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3 months

First thing im saying when im landing in brum is oi oi oi, then kasmeh cuzzy right after

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For each person you know, there comes a point where you speak to them for the last time. From that moment onwards it is written that your paths will never cross again.

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Will start applying for surveillance/surveilling jobs. Might as well play to my strengths

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Not everyday sad and depressed, pattern up there’s things to do

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This app was better when circles was here

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Just got paid, will be back on auto trader again

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Try to forgive others the same way you’d want others to forgive you

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Shout out to all my brothers on here tweeting to themselves with 0 likes you just like me

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These last two months were too expensive

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“After the age of 25 you’re not single anymore you’re unmarried” 😪😪😪

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Should i fold and order a fat chicken burger today with a fat milkshake and fat cheesy fries

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Hahaha

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Why does my mum know what a beemer is 🤣🤣

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Fairs thanks everyone

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I feel like this summer is gonna be the best one in a while

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No one even bothered to tell me they moved on 😂😂😂

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On ladypool road rn should i do laps?

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It’s mad to think my dad had all these stories to tell about the racism he experienced when he came to this country in the late 80’s, and 40 years later i will now have the same stories to tell my own kids

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Lads donate plenty every day for these last 10 days, Insha’Allah it will help those in need and weigh heavy on our scales.

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Some things are better left between yourself and Allah. You don’t have to explain yourself to everyone

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