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the homosexual urge to overuse the word literally

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how the fuck are the sex ed writers supposed to convince me that maeve would choose him over her

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UM

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@nblmparker

9 months

no way british ppl actually put on those paper hats on christmas like in doctor who???? so unserious

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MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS ?@!!@)1(#!@'1!:$

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"comfort character" then they're the reason i cry myself to sleep every night

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// nwh spoilers . . . . . . . . i will NEVER ever shut up about andrew!peter in this movie like. his goggles? his lab coat? his hair? hie face? his peace sign? his jokes? the bread scene? r u serious.

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3 years

praying for bw stans who don't know how to whistle rn

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cis women being obsessed with mlm/nblm couples having sex is so fucking weird

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@nblmparker

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pov: you're watching ep 3 of loki

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3 years

sylvie will call mobius loki's prince in the next episode i am manifesting it.

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3 years

i love how we all ignored the fact that sylvie is "the villain" of the show and started simping for her

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thor antis are the weakest link

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8 months

please stop assuming im american im muslim i dont even celebrate christmas this was just a silly tweet

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9 months

fav scenes from the ep - donna calling the doctor a homosexual - the doctor pretending to be poisoned - wilf - the doctor talking about the flux and being emotionally vulnerable - the whole figuring out who's who thing im a slut for "let's see how well we know each other" shit

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lgbtq fashion spectrum

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tom felton vibes...

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they invented girlfriendism <3

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i wanna follow every single lokius shipper on this app

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there's LAYERS to this photo

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#loki spoilers . it changed within seconds. i am going to off myself.

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it would be so fuckin hilarious if all swifties just waited for each other to solve this and it just never gets solved lmao

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*presses post* *cackles maniacally* Level: casually cruel in the name of being honest

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@nblmparker

3 years

look how happy my little meow meow is

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@nblmparker

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i did NOT think paper crowns were such a sensitive issue my bad guys 🙏🏻 and no i dont hate fun and yes i learned about british culture from doctor who and for the last time no i am not american

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3 years

this is a mini hit tweet maeve and aimee shippers follow me

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3 years

yall.......i am scared

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3 years

pronoun indicators on dn/bio 🧷: he/they 🔮: she/they 🧬: she/he/they 🖇️: they/them

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3 years

LET. MARGOT. ROBBIE. KISS. A. WOMAN.

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3 years

guys. mobius is loki's glorious purpose.

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2 years

potd spoilers . . yaz (who never wanted leave the doctors side and repeatedly told her so) just. left. willingly. has to be a joke.

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tw // suicide . . i just learned about owen wilson's suicide attempt and now im sad and mentally hugging him dhmu

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no bc are yall aware... mobius is literally the one person who believes in loki like this and mobius is the only person loki trusts like this... i am going feral

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@nblmparker

3 years

go OUTSIDE if u think lokius was queerbait or if u hate sylvie bc of lokius please i am begging

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@nblmparker

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agender mobius and genderfluid loki so they always make jokes about loki stealing all the gender and there being no gender left for mobius

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@nblmparker

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guys guess what. sylvie is also genderfluid. cuz y'know... she's a loki.

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@nblmparker

3 years

okay im starting an emotional support gc to every lokius shipper who just watched ep 4. reply to join.

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@nblmparker

3 years

one of the worst things u can experience on twitter is u considering someone a close moot but them not thinking the same way

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@nblmparker

3 years

non-nblm/mlm shouldn't write mlm/nblm smut and non-wlw/nblw shouldn't write wlw/nblw smut

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start fanfic discourse in the qrts

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@nblmparker

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it's so funny to me that some people hate sylvie bc they betrayed loki like what did u expect?? was she supposed to abandon her life's mission and purpose for a musty, greasy haired pick me girl??? that he met days ago???

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3 years

gonna fucking [something violent]

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I AM NOT A FUCKING AMERICAN IF ONE MORE PERSON COMMENTS THAT IM AMERICAN OR THAT I HATE FUN IM GONNA DO SOMETHING DRASTIC

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love is a dagger

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wlw can't say the f slur are yall dumb

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HAVE YOU ALL GONE MAD NO ONE IS HATING ON SYLKI OR SYLVIE BC IT GETS ON THE WAY OF LOKIUS???? WE HATE IT BC IT'S FUCKING WEIRD AND FLUIDPHOBIC ARE YOU ALL FUCKING INSANE

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@nblmparker

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// nwh spoilers . . . . . . . aunt may i know what you are

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@nblmparker

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can you guys believe the loki show only has two episodes! i thought it would be 6 but no there's only two of em!!

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@nblmparker

3 years

when will kate herron's bootlickers understand that kate being bi doesn't exempt her from criticism regarding her handling of a trans character

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3 years

#loki spoilers . is,,, is this the genderfluid rep they were talking about in the show bc just. just no.

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cissies called sylvie lady loki before the show started implying that she's the same person as loki but now they're shipping her with loki and saying they're completely different people... odd

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@nblmparker

3 years

"in case anyone ever told you different" but mobius does know everyone always told him different. no one ever believed in loki. not like mobius has.

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@nblmparker

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@___ymme___ no she isn't have u seen maeve??

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we all know what they mean by bisexual sex tho... /neg

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i think sylki shippers forget that thor is both sylvie and loki's brother...

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sophia babes what r u saying??

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@nblmparker

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is andrew garfield a lil fruity or is he like very into gay rights or something

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gay people were created by neil gaiman to promote good omens

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if i see someone call sylvie "lady loki" or "female version of loki" one more time im going to their house and 📴ing myself in front of them to forever change the trajectory of their lives

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ik i ship lokius but this loki bitch aint ready to have a relationship with anyone other than a damn therapist

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#loki spoilers . . . gay people are real

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is this an actual comic panel and if it is which comic is it from please answer me

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tva loki deserved to be betrayed by sylvie im sorry but it's true

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hahahaha guys what if mobius is only saying that to make loki trust him and to make him vulnerable so the tva can catch her 😃

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@nblmparker

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why's she standing like her hands are wet and there are no paper towels left

Pop Base

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Anya Taylor-Joy at the DIOR show in Paris.

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@netflix @itgirlthalia make them endgame or else

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if u make fun of neopronouns or think it's okay to disrespect the people who use them block me right now /srs

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JEMMA SIMMONS ANTIS EXIST?? DAY RUINED

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why is there sports shit on my tl i thought i only followed gay people 😐

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lmao imagine someone saying "go fuck yourself" to loki in a fight and he just deadpans "i already did" (this is how i cope im sorry)

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@thasminsclara the casting ruined the "twist" for me cuz the second i saw him i was like that's not miguel that's michael

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aged like milk

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being a genderfluid person on loki twitter is a full time job where's my paycheck

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odin saying "your birth right was to die" to loki vs loki's defining trait being survival

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hard block me if u ship sylki or tell me and i'll gladly do it myself. /srs

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i just busted out laughing

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reminder to biphobes that bisexuals in m/f relationships are still bisexual. there's no such thing as a "bihet" and u should shut the fuck up.

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happy pride month from the bus kids!

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@jaguarsglyph no like how do they even keep a straight face with those things on their heads

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loki writers are purposefully ignoring the genderfluid people in their mentions complaining and criticizing the rep but they're replying to other people with passive agressive comments and it is pissing me off.

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@nblmparker

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guys it's jamie, i got s worded and idk if i can get my other acc back, please rt so i can find my moots

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gays follow me

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youre gonna look me in the eye and tell me they're straight?

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can we please learn hunter b15s actual name so we can make a ship name with sylvie ffs

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maeve wiley i know what u are .

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thinking

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hahahahah what if yelena was blipped so nat was trying to bring her back but by the time yelena was back nat was already gone.

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okay but mobius legit said "this is breaking my reality" about sylki... so true bff #boycottsylki

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// nsfw . . . it is 6 am and i just learned that tom hiddleston is great at eating pussy what the fuck am i supposed to do with this info

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wlw mlm besties <3

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save me...

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should i...

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stanning hunter b15 is for sexy people so if u don't...

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y'know what was a mistake? this show

MCU - The Direct

@MCU_Direct

3 years

#Loki 's search for #Sylvie will continue in Season 2, teases #TomHiddleston : " He feels that this is something he has done, a mistake that he has made..." Full quote: