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Nate Varrone

@natevarrone

19 days

LOS ANGELES 7/18 CHICAGO 7/26 tix:

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Nate Varrone

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3 months

Aaaaaand suddenly I feel like shit for all the times I got drunk and beat the fuck out of tortoises with golf clubs 😐

Nature is Amazing ☘️

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Tortoise shells have nerve endings and are sensitive to the slightest touch. This tortoise at Badger Run Wildlife Rehab loves to feel her shell scratched, so a kind volunteer made her a scratching device.

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my man got the brazilian brain lump

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4 years

will u baby? :)

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5 months

I hope she understands …

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like he just always in his own world, he really quiet fr unless he know you, he funny as hell though if he know you type sh*t

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2 months

went to the club

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3 years

I’m not proud of this but I hollow out the cheese in stuffed crust pizzas and f*ck the sh*t out the crust 😞

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4 years

calling all my lovelies :)

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4 years

biden gang !!!

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17 days

look at it ..caged, pleading, begging for one more chance in the spotlight

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Lenny Kravitz performs legendary songs at star-studded Cannes Lions event

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1 year

which one u choosing? 🤣

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16 days

can u clean me up? 🥺

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3 years

If ur within like a 3 mile radius of me when I n*t... you’re going to smell it and it doesn’t smell good ( it smells like sh*t) 🥺

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1 year

Can u feed me ? 🥺

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4 years

melissa call me

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3 years

when I put on my batman flat bill all of a sudden I simply don’t give a f*ck

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4 years

life is crazy sometimes

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3 years

Bill Gates gettin top rn from an special xbox that gives head and u can fuck it too

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11 days

When does my preference of white hippy chicks turn into an addiction, I wonder..

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4 years

It’s time

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5 years

yo @Drake ... u good? ......

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4 years

lemme kno baby :) i want u :) c'mere baby :)

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10 months

thinking about all the bald men out there that look up to me.. i can't let them down...

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2 months

im single

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4 years

missing her bad rn

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3 years

Biden looks at himself every day in the mirror and says “damn 😄 u truly are one psycho ass white boy!!!!”

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2 months

I swear the bang bus videos hit different on this shit

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2 months

It’s Biden’s last day in office. “Hey everyone. If you don’t mind, I’d like to be alone for a bit.” Staff leaves. Biden sits on the floor of the Oval Office, cracks open a cold one, puts his aviator shades on and gives himself the craziest self suck of all time.

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3 years

It takes me about 16 hrs of non stop s*cking & f*cking to n*t but when I do 😏😏😏 it’s extremely painful 😞

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4 years

THANK_YOU_CONTENT_CREATORS.(2022).untitledproject.[BluRay1080p].s01ep02.mp4 こんにちは、想像もできなかったテクノロジーを使って、これを未来からアップロードしています。مرحبا ، أنا أقوم بتحميل هذا من المستقبل باستخدام تقنية لا يمكنك حتى تخيلها 🍊🍌🌺 #oranges #bananas #flowers

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5 years

u lookin to get that ass whooped? call Brian Toledo NOW and get ur ass beat TONIGHT. watch the full ass whooping video here:

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8 years

Everyone is just one fedora away from looking like an idiot.

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12 years

999 people want a pepperoni pizza. There is 1 vegetarian. 1000 people will eat cheese pizza.

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3 years

i see the world a little bit different

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3 years

when the dream blunt rotation turn into a comedy show lineup

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3 years

Class is in session 😏 9.15 at Union Hall. Svedka in talks to sponsor 😏. Tickets:

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3 years

Don’t ever settle, queens 🥺 Kno that u deserve a king who reeks of mozz stick & cologne :) makes 26k a year :) nuts buckets :) and is terminally ill but poorly hiding it :)

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4 years

Touching your tattoos in complete darkness :) I’m sure of where they are, know by heart the neat lines of Minnie Mouse pulsing just above your n*pple :) I love to kiss the pictures on your skin :) Such permanence is terrifying. I touch your tattoos in the darkness :)

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3 years

Good morning to all the beautiful queens on this app :)

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3 years

I wanna put you in seven positions for 70 minutes, you get it, babe :) You got a lot on your mind And I wanna ease it up and l*ck it and dip it in :)

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3 years

my perfect day? 😏 it's 5am... me, travis barker, jack harlow, & joe biden hit the RooR and some liquor, we crash a lambo into like a Goodwill or some sh*t lol (as a joke), we all get top, eat a rice-only sushi lunch 🤤, record a fire podcast together and then go to bed at 1pm

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2 years

when I'm at starbucks I’m dripped out head-to-toe in AND1 clothing and I’m dying laughing as I watch Rush Hour 3 (never seen 1 or 2) on my acer chromebook on full volume while taking intermittent breaks only to palm strangers heads like basketballs as I aggressively pray for them

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4 years

kisses 😜💦

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3 years

shut the fuck up bitch

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Fire emoji gettin overused.

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Nate Varrone

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12 years

I told my girlfriend I loved her today. She had headphones on when I told her, but I knew she heard it. Also, she's not my girlfriend.

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3 years

got my own merch check :)

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2 years

when I put on my steve aoki flat bill all of sudden I simply don't give a fuck

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7 years

What’s the difference between the two sentences below? My grandmother went to the market today. My grandmother went to the market SADAM HUSSEIN IS STILL ALIVE HE LIVES IN ATLANTA NOW AND HE RUNS A VERY SUCCESSFUL GAMESTOP IN A STRIP MALL today.

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12 years

Wheelchair ramps sound way cooler than they actually are.

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1 year

what if

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7 years

Bibles are in hotel rooms so Republican Congressman have something to read after closeted gay sex.

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3 years

typical day for biden: wake up, get top, go to foreign policy meeting, eat sandwiches w the homies, infrastructure meeting, smoke/drink, call Xi Jinping, get top again, eat an inhumane amount of chipotle, and finally, before bed, look at himself in the mirror and say "sheeee"

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8 years

Going to adapt West Side Story into a MMORPG.

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6 years

IF YOU'VE GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY TO ME THEN PLEASE SAY THAT SHIT behind my back, i just don't even want to know...i'm pretty sensitive so like some real harsh said DIRECTLY TO ME would just ruin me, so thank you for respecting my space and hearing me out.

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7 years

The three types of acceptance speeches for The Oscars tonight: 1.) standard thank family/crew 2.) thank God 3.) Rip Trump a new asshole

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7 years

Jesus died on the cross so my ass can buy some cheap ass leftover Easter themed candy from Walgreens on Monday.

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4 years

my life like a movie

Coin Master

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We're ON THE FLOOR with excitement!🤩 Welcome one of the BIGGEST names in the world to our #coinmaster family - @JLo ! WARNING: JENNY FROM THE BLOCK might be attacking your village next!😍

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4 years

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2 years

KN95 in the adult dvd shop :)

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Nate Varrone

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6 years

Restaurant For Plants 🌱 Server: Ready to order? Plant 1: Yes, I’ll have the sunlight. Plant 2: And I will also have the sunlight.

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Nate Varrone

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7 years

My 420 schedule: 9am: sativa joint 11:30am: edible 2pm: blunt of kush 4:30pm: dabs 6:45pm: head to my night class at the police academy.

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7 years

Anyone who doesn't smoke weed is a fucking cop.

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3 years

new pokemon: "jarmander" look like a frog speaks fluent arabic gives incredible head normal type

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7 years

Trump Supporter Trading Cards #2 - Ashley Smith

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5 years

what is going on with the chicken sandwiches rn?

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Nate Varrone

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3 years

yo the south park guys are f*cked in the head i swear (some of the sh*t i've seen on there has been insane)

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Nate Varrone

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10 months

things used to be different for me… LOS ANGELES SHOW TIX ⬇️

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Nate Varrone

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5 years

Today I exercised, ate HEALTHY, and meditated TWICE. But none of that means SHIT bc I have to live every single day of my life knowing that I shared the Kony video on Facebook in 2012.

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7 years

The Bible they used when Jeff Sessions was sworn in was actually just a DVD copy of John Wick.

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