DONT SHOW UP TO MY MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE. DONT SHARE IT. DONT FILM IT. DONT PHOTOGRAPH IT. DONT LOOK IT UP. DONT DRIVE TO IT. DONT RING THE DOORBELL. JUST DONT GO ANYWHERE NEAR IT. thank u
This is yet another corny tweet buuuut lil davey dobrik is on
@FallonTonight
!!! It’s incredibly surreal to be apart of moments like this and watching this dork do some super cool shit. So proud and excited watching him do his thing!!
Several accounts have tagged me in a photo wearing jeffs jacket. And i’d like to say I don’t appreciate this because i’m just a girl trying to steal a cute jacket but ive been exposed and now have to return said jacket...
Everyone: david ur having an amazing year! Keep it up! Ur killing it!
David: this is ridiculous. I haven’t done anything all year
Dobrik Team: yeah but the rest of us have...
Thought I’d be cute and call my family, see what’s happening in everyones lives but all 9 people i’ve tried are busy and have declined my called lol i feel so loved
Just got promoted because ive been SO productive today aka finally unlocked a new character in this game ive been playing. Say hello to the new ceoooo !!!
Sent my dad a new article titled everything you need to know about natalie mariduena and he goes “whats this I already know everything”
like okay I get it dad, but it’s still really cool just read it ok
My uber driver just almost drove off the cliff bc he thought the sharp turn wasn’t the right turn like nuh uh dude that is not the proper alternative!!
There was a tweet awhile back about David, Jason and I as houses and I just looked over at the bank and saw the same houses on the wall. How funny, small world..