salmanella 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @narvilcufeyson Twitter profile

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@narvilcufeyson

3 years

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@narvilcufeyson

8 months

what if if we were two jalebis wrapped inside an old newspaper together

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

when i see the people pleaser girl finally reach her last straw and it unleashes a level of fucklessness never seen before (it's a canon event i cannot interfere)

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

@ouchdavidd i agree with this but also i think we live in a society where being able to stay in contact w ppl is important so i'd say probably get them a nokia phone around 13-14 especially if they go out a lot

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

allama iqbal after he woke up:

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@KlLLUA69

2 years

SHAHEEN PLS END THIS GORA

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

@lolimdonefr ITS SO ADORABLE TO ME

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@narvilcufeyson

7 months

kaash roz election day hota phir roz shehzad roy apni selfie post karta

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@ShehzadRoy

7 months

Dara kar nahi, hara kar jeeto.

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

idk ask him

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1 year

how do you serve cunt in a chashmish way

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

white ppl stay AWAY from fawad khan

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

hey girl did u know ur not supposed to feel unwelcome n unloved when you're sitting with your closest friends

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

this is what living in a joint family does to a person

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

the having strained relationships with ur parents so u're too scared to ask for permission for hangouts and then slowly feeling like u're falling out of ur friend circle and then realising too late that you don't belong anywhere pipeline is the worst thing to exist ever

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@narvilcufeyson

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@TerrillCharming

2 years

Tweet a PHOTO of someone you'd make a sandwich for at 3am.

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@narvilcufeyson

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my period is like a week late tum sab khoomf (khala oomf) banne wale ho

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

coming across a cute desi guy n then finding out he unironically and fullheartedly converses in aave

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@narvilcufeyson

9 months

who is making desi women wear blue eye contacts?! what are we doing to our beautiful brown eyed queens

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

told my mom i want these mary janes and she said school ke joote kyun lene hain tumhe

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@narvilcufeyson

9 months

aadhay moments thay bleak kaafi saaray thay

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

me when i make myself a hot chocolate and hold the mug with both hands and it makes me feel warm and cozy inside and i finally realise why cooking is considered a labour of love

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

if i sent someone 2k and they posted abt it calling me a random girl i would go inside their walls

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1 year

GUYS THIS RANDOM GIRL J SENT ME 2K TO EAT KFC???😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@isyedibad @saddestclown19

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@narvilcufeyson

7 months

polling officer held my thumb and inked it so gently didi dekho main waise hi touch deprived hun aur self respect mere main hai nahi tou aap pls saambhaal lijiye

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@narvilcufeyson

3 years

its dangerous to go alone. take this with u

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@narvilcufeyson

3 years

asking someone 'poocha kisi ne?' after they finish telling a story is so funny unless they do it to me. then it is not funny.

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@narvilcufeyson

9 months

what if we were two burnt diye kissing each other on the kitchen counter

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@narvilcufeyson

10 months

in another world we would be two rotis in a greased up plate waiting to be cooked together

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

made a frog friend for a friend!! he's not behaving for the cam but i swear he's v cute irl

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@narvilcufeyson

7 months

sorry but someone whose entire income generated by being an online presence having "no idea what's going on" about THE most documented genocide in the world..... what a fucking joke

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@FearedBuck

7 months

🇵🇸 🇮🇱 KSI was asked about the Palestine/Israel situation during his return stream “Honestly have no idea what’s going on”

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

priyanka chopra's phone call with her son in The Sky Is Pink

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@aktalkies

1 year

what was a moment/scene in a Hindi film which shook the earth beneath you? I rem vividly when Kangana Ranaut's Shonali walked the ramp in Fashion, I was shaking. Iconic. That whole Mar Javan bit -- a runway show set to a deeply melancholic song -- captured the film's essence.

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

why js there gae imran khan fanfiction on watpadd...

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@narvilcufeyson

11 months

i can't even begin to imagine the toll it must take to get up everyday and literally dig out people from rubble. every single palestinian deserves the highest ranks in jannah

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

first day of uni today... what's next? SECOND day of uni tomorrow???? im sick

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@narvilcufeyson

7 months

girl move on

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

just made the most horrendous chai of my life i'm 100% free from chai duties

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@narvilcufeyson

9 months

took a u-turn to take this

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

she's so kurti with silver jhumki kajal with blue jeans core wired headphones masakali small town girl

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@RohitaKadambi

1 year

This one is Anne Hathaway at the Ella Enchanted (2004) premiere

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2 years

avg karachite moment

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

just seen someone reading crime and punishment at uni.... GIRL ITS SEVEN IN THE MORNING

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

having cats at ur uni/ school is something so visceral for ur education... i will not explain

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

i love when men r lame and corny as hell like yeah babe crack a silly little joke i'm in love with you what a loser

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@narvilcufeyson

3 years

someone said fez gained and lost ash in the same hallway man i can't do this anymore

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

this song had 13 year old me trying to light a match with my arm truly a mother to all

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@qualiteaposts

1 year

katrina kaif had EVERYONE moving

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

this is giving rupi kaur pls get a grip

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

what the hell....

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

peanut pik u will always be famous

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

@ouchdavidd very much agree!! my sister has had a tablet since covid and is about to get a phone this year + we share a laptop and her screentime + the content she consumes is very😬

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

i hope you get everything you've ever wanted and i hope i never hear a thing about it

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@narvilcufeyson

3 years

love is real and it comes in the form of a wonky dinosaur i made for my sister <3

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

he's so urethral

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@boybawarchi

2 years

some of my favorite shots from the lavender🍋 video

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

men with vs men who opinions stfu

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@itsshivamsaxena

1 year

Women before vs Women after makeup makeup

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

a lot of y'all lack

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

me in 4 years when my mom gets me married to some random desi guy instead of sending me abroad for my masters like she promised

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

its ok i live in pakistan there won't be a difference❤

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@s1mr4

1 year

i think about this a lot

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@narvilcufeyson

11 months

we're supposed to believe THEY are the v¡ctims??? the ones imagining amusement parks on the same ground millions of families are literally b9mb3d every single day???

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@SaeedDiCaprio

11 months

they’re literally fantasizing about building an amusement park over a leveled gaza but I’m the one asked to start every sentence with a condemnation

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1 year

kat loops pls hire a little mix stan censoring his face is not enough i want him gone completely

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@narvilcufeyson

11 months

are they truly this dumb or is this like a severe black mirror episode because how do you see 45 generations of family get WIPED off, a childrens hospital b0mb3d and STILL side with the oppressor. shame on you

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@narvilcufeyson

7 months

bas dramay karwaalo goron se

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

@boybawarchi boybawarchi every time he posts:

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@narvilcufeyson

3 years

i think my bear bucket hat

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

not a single om makhija mention i'm disappointed

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

r u todays date cus u're a 10/10 are u today's date cus u're a 10/10 are u today's date cus u're a 10/10 are u tod

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

'bro fr ong na bra she tripping fasho' what the hell are u talking about ismail

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@narvilcufeyson

3 years

@ijlal_akhtar @bussbohathogaya what the fuck is wrong with you??? isme religion kahan se aagaya? a man forced himself on a CHILD and you're blaming her?? shes a CHILD she cant even give consent

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@narvilcufeyson

10 months

its always a white person at the scene of the crime telling people what to do.. palestinians srr literally begging the world to spread awareness but erika thinks they don't have enough time to 'familiarise themselves with the problem'

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@jaxajueny

10 months

This is just so… American

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7 months

what the fuck is this movie about

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@itsbitchma

7 months

this is so funny to me lol

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

they should invent a period product that isn't a pad not a tampon not a diva cup but a secret better fourth thing

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@narvilcufeyson

11 months

he got engaged

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

theres this one guy i saw at a wedding 1 year ago aur mujhe be-inteha ishq hogya hai he has THE most beautiful smile like you've got a smile that could light up this whole town it's insane i want to give him flowers and find out what makes him tick and how he likes his tea and

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@narvilcufeyson

11 months

if at this point you still think the side having raves, making tiktoks, and having a Jolly Good time is at war with the side that has no electricity, water, food, or literally any basic necessity then you are a waste of space on earth

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@bendreyfuss

11 months

Has anyone written a good piece about how the left seems to be using the word “genocide” to mean “civilians who died in war while looking the same”?

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2 years

this is so??????

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

i knowww this is probably just a silly little joke and i've gone thru and still go thru this a Lot of times but!! clothes are meant to fit u not the other way round!!! girlie i promise ur body beautiful gorgeous angelic ethereal i promise it's not the problem

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@dukhdardisco

1 year

girls when they realize the clothes aren’t the problem, the body is

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

? sab hi light off karke sotay hain isme tweet karne wali tou koi baat nai hai

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@DailyLoud

1 year

Kim Kardashian says she Is a “Lights-Off Girl” in the bedroom

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

don’t nobody want the recipe to your mom peach cobbler bitch!!

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@DialoguePak

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Ali Zafar wished a very happy women's day to all his followers by writing beautiful poetry for women. The singer wrote on Instagram, #DialoguePakistan #alizafar #WomensDay #AuratMarch #AuratMarch2023 #instagram #HUMAN

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

qrt cuz a retweet wasn't enough, we don't want ur fugly ass bf ruining the vibe ON A GIRLS DAY OUT!!!!!

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@em_Lazzy

1 year

When it’s supposed to be a girls brunch and someone brings their boyfriend

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@narvilcufeyson

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help i read that as raita n i didn't see anything wrong with it😭😭

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

NEVER DO THIS EVER EVER OPENING UP TO UR MOM IS THE WORST THING U CAN DO TO YOURSELF

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@sunflwrsunset

1 year

oh god

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

inki baat pakki hogai hai

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@ThePopTingz

2 years

Zayn Malik’s mum has followed Selena Gomez on Instagram.

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@narvilcufeyson

3 years

*secretly puts this in your pocket*

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@narvilcufeyson

10 months

not a single shred of common sense.....

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

how it feels when everyone laughs at ur joke

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

how is gala biscuit still thriving????? i've never seen one person willingly eat one

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@narvilcufeyson

10 months

u couldn't pay me to leave

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@narvilcufeyson

9 months

every time someone mentions quaid-e-azam this is the only thing i can think of

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

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@ZJMCRAVE

1 year

Liam Payne just commented on Zayn’s recent instagram reel!

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@narvilcufeyson

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pakistani men are so kind they see u walking alone minding ur own business and change their paths completely to drive real close to u to make sure you're okay😇😇😊

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@narvilcufeyson

11 months

insane how when celebrities find out the heartbreaking pictures they've been posting are palestinian citizens and not israelis..... they just.. delete the pictures... like they're not human anymore just disgusting

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

obsessed with my brain going 'this would b the worst time to see a ghost' when im home alone standing in front of the bathroom mirror like girl we r supposed to be on the same team???

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@narvilcufeyson

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@narvilcufeyson

7 months

i love making chai for myself bc i'll put Anything i can find in there. cinnamon powder? vanilla essence? sab andar jayega and it tastes AMAZING and u don't have anyone in ur ear complaining about it either

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

caption is crazy i absolutely Love listening to ppls voice notes its so fun like its my person podcast and ppl Always add in details in vns that they'd never put in texts and that alone makes vns more special

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@AhabMuneeb

1 year

if i ask you how was your day, you have to reply like this or we are over.

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

me and the guy i pulled by making friends with his mom

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@narvilcufeyson

7 months

yall aren't real fruit lovers banana milkshake nd banana bread go hard asf

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@narvilcufeyson

7 months

what if we were two kitties snoozing on a beat-up scooter

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

the desi experience of catching feelings and seeing ur crush's name on every other shop all of a sudden

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

used a different chargerenis for my phone's portussy and now my actual chargerenis doesn't work on my phone :(

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@narvilcufeyson

1 year

last time i went shopping for clothes 2 salesgirls were discussing something n they pulled me aside to show me a picture of one of them to ask my opinion on her clothes and we spent like fifteen minutes planning her entire outfit for eid

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@narvilcufeyson

8 months

ok now show us your instagram explore page

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@narvilcufeyson

2 years

girl that's shahid afridi

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