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If anyone of you reading this is battling depression alone, please feel free to talk to me about it. My dms are open. I am going to try & help as much as I can. Also, please be kind to people around you. Stop being mean to people because they don’t have the same opinions as you.
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India is going to need at-least three years to recover from this one delivery.
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bangladesh tu sahi time pe nikal gaya bhai
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Bhai jo likhna hai yahan likh ke bhejo ye khali jagah tum lougon ke liye hi chorri thi
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@theprayagtiwari
Prayag
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Hey dear pakistani brothers & brothers, I just wanna say awwwwwwwwwwwwww #PAKVSAUS
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Thora ooncha bol, itnay neechay se ooper tak awaaz nahi arahi
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Aussies predicting ‘Australia v Pak’ final Angraiz predicting ‘England v Pak’ final Indians predicting ‘India v Pak’ final Har kisi ki equation mai Pakistan common hai. Wo jo itnay saalon se hum keh rahay thay na ‘apna time ayega’ mujhe lagta hai wo aagaya hai
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beggars cant be choosers but apparently they can be prime ministers
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lahoris look so cute defending ke bhai hum ne nahi diya bilawal ko vote beta humain pata hai hum iss beemari ke puranay mareez hain
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Dollar 174 pe hai, petrol 138 pe hai, garmi horahi hai, traffic mai bhi phansa hua hun lekin kya khoobsoorat din hai
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I feel sad for Naseem. He bowls the most amazing deliveries, excellent line excellent lengths, doesn’t let the batters score, probably our best bowler but parwardigar ne is ke naseeb mai wickets hi kam likheen hain shayad.
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kya team hai yaar samajh se bahar kamaal india bhi sochta hoga kya nafsiati parosi hain
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Neeraj chopra won gold for india in the 2020 olympics & he became a nationwide sensation overnight. I want the same for Arshad Nadeem. bata, servis, pepsi, coke, panther tyre, ufone jazz har ad har billboard pe mujhe Arshad Nadeem chahiye
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@namaloomafraaad
nma
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Babar din’t let Nabi tie his shoe lace, hugged Hashmat after their win, gifted his bat to Gurbaz & the match to Afghanistan. Ye humara captain hai ya mohabbatain shahrukh khan hai bhai tu world-cup khelne gaya hai ya kya gurukul ki hawaon ka rukh badalnay??
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absolutely criminal third umpiring for such a crucial game. Just because it favours us doesn’t mean im going to support/justify it. It was not out.
@mufaddal_vohra
Mufaddal Vohra
2 years
Crazy 3rd umpiring.
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@namaloomafraaad
nma
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This is exactly how children should be, enjoying the most stupidest things. NOT buried under rubble NOT holding a conference to beg for their lives NOT crying at the loss of their siblings NOT dying in hundreds every week
@dauntless_r
rumi
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Kids are smtg else in wedding halls😭🤌
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Sorry bhai mera darr abhi khatam nahi hui hai india 1 run pe bhi all out hojata na mujhe lagta hum zero pe na hojayen maine buhat dukh dekha hai
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Only in PSL.
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karachi never fails to amaze me. pichlay 15 saal mai iss sheher ko siwae ruswai ke kuch nahi mila lekin iss sheher ki himmat nahi tooti. inko pata hai inke naseeb mai ppp ki hukoomat hi aani hai lekin aaj aik dafa phir mulk bachanay nikal parray hain.
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Humari trophy tou Mohammad Rizwan hai bhai. Kya banda hai yaar qasam se mohabbat hogayi hai iss se
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Pakistani Mr bean in zimbabwe. look at their excitement, they legit thought it was rowan atkinson. Its gonna be a crazy match tomorrow.
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Okay bhai, miltay hain lahore qalandars mai
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the crazy part is, after breaking the olympic record Arshad tried to improve his own throw of 92.97 & his throw of honor was 91.79m which was also enough to win him gold so technically, technically we have gold & silver both 🙃
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Iss qoum ko “ب form” ke ilawa kisi form ka naam tak nahi pata tha aik banday ne jail se baith ke ‘form 45” sikha diya ab bacha bacha form 45 ki tasweer liye ghoom raha hai ke humara haq wapsi kero
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Bhai iss admi ka kya kerna hai kya jaan waan de dain is ke liye uss se kam tou mujhe kuch samajh nahi araha
@hassam_sajjad
Thakur
3 years
Mohammad Rizwan : Pillow zaroori hai bhaiya ha. Halaat thoray mushkil hain. Dua ki request ha. 🎥 : Paktv
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twitter was right, shadab/kohli are a thing
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Saari dunya ke gham aik taraf aur aaj hum bhi ussi taraf..
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azam khan ko missile mai load kerke israel pe maar do kisi kaam tou aye
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Dear India, Jab wo wala hisaab lagana shuru kero ke “falana team falani ko hara de aur falanay match mai baarish hojaye” tou hum se raabta kerlena apna iss kaam mai bauhat experience hai
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2050 mai jab bilawal, junaid safdar aur diesel ka beta mil ke babar azam ko wazarat-e-uzma se hatayen ge tab humari auladon ko pata chalay ga unke maa baap pe kya guzri thi
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ICC shouldn’t waste money on umpires when India is playing, Virat is so talented he can bat & officiate at the same time.
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raat tak PTI lead kere gi subah sou ke uthain ge tou nawaz sharif prime minister hoga
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Hota tou aaj hi nikal jata lekin mujhe India se nikalnay ki zaroorat nahi hai kyunke mere dada ko pata tha aap loug 2021 mai dus wickets se haar jaoge wo 1947 mai hi india se nikal ke yahan winning side pe agaye thay.
@Insaan70802691
A Random Guy on the Internet.
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@namaloomafraaad If u are living in india please pehli fursat me nikal
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abay khan sahab kitni seatain jeet gaye ho jo ye 20 ghantay se dhandli ker ke bhi tumhain hara nahi pa rahay
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I apologise for voting Imran khan. I thought he would magically change our fate, bring the USD down to 3Rs & petrol to 1rs/ltr. I wanted to watch the northern lights appear over seaview karachi & horses replaced with unicorns but IK couldnt deliver that either. What a shitshow!
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Nothing in world cricket today is as beautiful as Shaheen’s first over.
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Asif Ali in the presentation: ‘Maine shoaib bhai ko bola tha ye wala over nikaal lo aik over mai 25 bhi hongay tou bana lain ge’ kya intent hai bhai humari yahan jaan nikli parri hai iski baaten suno
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khan sahab ka koi qusoor nahi hai hum pehle din se apko kutta hi samajhtay thay
@betterpakistan
Ahsan Iqbal
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Tutor of this project is Imran Khan.
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Afghanistan has played better than both India and NZ combined.
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saray fasaad ki jarr ye twitter hai, sara kohram yaheen macha hua hai. instagram pe koi tension nahi hai influencers awaam ko kapray change kerna sikha raha hain
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NASEEM SHAH VS AFGHANISTAN IS JUST SOMETHING ELSE
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ya Allah mujhe jannat mai aik khirrki chahiye jahan se jahannam mai asif ali zardari jalta hua nazar aata ho
@rumshum12
Rimsha Tahir
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Asif Ali Zardari is the real OG guys, he's GOAT!
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Unbelievable. Mujhe tou abhi tak yaqeen nahi horaha
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itnay run bananay ke liye humain 2 over dou hum third world country hain
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pooray pakistan mai mila ke itni emaandari nahi hogi jitni out honay ke baad pakistani batsmen mai ajati hai bhai umpire nahi de raha out kharay raho dheet banay raho lekin nahi jannat mai jana hai inko match jaye jahannum mai
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aaj tou bowling ko kuch nahi bol saktay babar bhai kya kerna hai malala pe daal dain??
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Asifa is so graceful. Reminds me of Benazir. 100% voting for her in the upcoming election. Must play my part in the destruction of this country.
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itna paisa honay ke baad bhi dono bankrupt nations se haar ke bahar hogaye, wo sahi kehte hain ameeron ko zehni sukoon nahi hota
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anxiety tou beta match se pehle horahi thi ab tou fautgi type horaha hai
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I understand the Aus v Eng rivalry but it can never be compared to Ind v Pak. Hum cricket mai lartay hain, phir stadium mai lartay hain, stadium ke bahar lartay hain, ghar aa ke twitter pe lartay hain, media pe lartay hain, border pe lartay hain, UN ja ke mai lartay hain matlab..
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“ghussa hai, vote dou” “nafrat hai, vote dou” “pareshan ho,vote dou” ker ker ke tum lougon ne iss qoum se itnay vote dalwa diye hain ke derh din guzar gaya hai dhandli kerte kerte ye salay jeet nahi pa rahay
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alot going in PTI's favour. the youthiya in me is happy but the conspiracy theorist thinks something is fishy. confusing times we live in
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Lahore ki khali qismat kharab hai, karachi ki batting kharab, bowling kharab, fielding kharab, strategy kharab, gameplay kharab aik babar ko chorr ke left right center sab kharab.
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karachi mai tou aisi dhandli hui hai ke quaid-e-azam bhi farooq sattar se haar jaatay anni machi hui hai bhai pooray karachi ne PTI ko vote diya hai inhon ne poori raat lag ke vote zaiya kiye hain jalaye hain
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not sure what this is the beginning of but I am certain this is the end of mqm & ppp in karachi.
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The past ten days have been unbelievable madness for every Pakistan cricket fan. Not in my wildest imagination could I have foreseen Pakistan being the first certain entry to the semis. Congratulations 🇵🇰
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Defendable total agar NewZealand ki team achanak marr jaye
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i have never seen a better wicketless spell under pressure as good as Naseem’s today.
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Ab tou mujhe shak hi honay laga hai ke bc 1992 mai hum worldcup jeetay bhi thay ya kya chura ke le aye thay.
@Keyb0ardMujahid
عمر
5 years
JUST LOOK AT THE COMPARISON, 1992 IS REPEATING ITSELF.
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abay haar saal worldcup mai kaun haarta hai yaar 10 wickets se
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@taslimanasreen Sar mai goli usko lagi thi lekin dimagh apka palat gaya hai
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Kya life hogayi hai Pakistani cricket fans ki har match ke baad aik apology form bharna parta hai
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@namaloomafraaad
nma
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With due respect sir, you are late by approximately 40 days & 13000 civilian deaths
@Saudi_Gazette
Saudi Gazette
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#BREAKING : #SaudiArabia 's Crown Prince calls on all countries to stop exporting weapons to #Israel
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3 ghanaty hogsye hain abhi tak samajh nahi araha kaisay deal kerte hain 10 wicket victory se dimagh accept hi nahi ker pa raha
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Asif ko gaali na dete, Naseem ko ghussa na aata, match na haartay. Shadab ko mankad na kerte, naseem ko ghussa na aata, match na haartay.
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ajeeb psycho team hai jeeta hua match phansati hai phir phansa hua match jita deti hai 30-35 saal hogaye hain kisi ke samajh mai hi nahi arahi
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babar azam aur wazir e azam dono ghair mulki taqaton ke khilaaf dattay huay hain
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Jab ooper se score hua parra ho aur team ko Hafeez ki koi khas zaroorat na ho tou hafeez buhat dangerous batsman ban jata hai
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“Whoever wins avoids Pakistan” Kya din aagaye hain dunya pakistani team se ghabra rahi hai, ankhon mai samaa loon mai ye lamhaat shayad zindagi mai dobara naseeb na hon
@MichaelVaughan
Michael Vaughan
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We had a biggish game last weekend … Now time for the biggest game in World cricket … Can’t wait … #ENG #Aus Whoever wins avoids #Pakistan in the semis … #T20WorldCup
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@namaloomafraaad
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Not in a million year could you have convinced me 4 hours ago that Pakistan would win this match. What a robbery by Fakhar Zaman, the only player in the squad capable of pulling it off. Take a bow.
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dear football fans around the world, if you like watching this one sided match turning in to a cracker by the end, I would recommend you start following Pakistan cricket. Alhamdulilah we are pioneers in losing already won matches
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deeply condemn the Pakistani mr bean controversy with Zimbabwe. expecting an immediate apology & a thorough explanation from our foreign office in this regard. we can not afford new cricket rivalries.
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ye imran khan ka hi kamaal hai ke aik hi speech 20 baar sunnay ke baad bhi itni awaam phir wohi speech sunnay ko jama hogayi hai
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alhamdulilah for babar leaving Karachi kings. we can now hate the franchise wholeheartedly 🫡
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@namaloomafraaad
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atheists will have to accept islam to explain the madness that PCT is. No other way.
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Sach bataun tou India aur NZ se zyada Afghanion se darr lag raha hai. Ye bhi humari tarah mental hain kis din kaunsi cricket khel dain koi pata nahi
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Honestly pity the people that do not watch pakistan cricket. Better than any movie/tv series ever. Sensational.
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Shaheen ka pehla over glucose mai ghol ke mere ko drip laga do nason mai utaar loon ye bowling.
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Consider it a thank you for not releasing total dhamaal here in Pakistan
@ajaydevgn
Ajay Devgn
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Welcoming home a true fighter, Wing Commander Abhinandan Varthaman.
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India kaheen Namibia ko hara ke upset na kerde
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Sarfaraz just helplessly biting his lip when afridi is getting hit for a boundary. Lala ko kuch bol tou sakta nahi hai andar hi andar ghutt raha hai bechara
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When you wake up in Azad Kashmir.
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@namaloomafraaad
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Shaheen appealing for caught behind, Rizwan asking the batter ‘bat laga hai ya pad’. The batter says “pad”, rizwan tells shaheen pad laga hai review rehne de.
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7 saal hogaye, do saal covid ke bhi hogaye, saari dunya badal gayi, aik lahore qalandars ki qismat hi na badli.
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Pooray Pakistan ne iss din ka intezaar kiya hai. Shaheen will lift the trophy for Lahore. Their first PSL trophy, finally.
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Cousin detected his Covid in the desi-est way possible. Kehta hai “Yaar maine chooran chatni khayi koi taste hi nahi aya maine kaha pakka Covid hai werna chooran chatni tou murday ko khilao ko usko bhi khatti lagay”
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feel sorry for this bowling attack. they are putting in so much effort for this nothing of a total. hum tou pehle 6 over mai hi match haar gaye thay ye becharay lagay huay hain kisi tarah jita dain.
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election hogaya, dhandli hogayi, ye do din baad sou ke utheen, chatgpt khola “write a neutral tweet on pakistan elections” aur yahan la ke chipka di
@Malala
Malala Yousafzai
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Pakistan needs free and fair elections, which includes transparency in counting votes and respect for the results. I believe today, as I always have, that we must accept the voters' decision with grace. I hope our elected officials, whether in government or opposition parties,
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Our bowling attack deserves this win they have given their 500% today.
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NZ ki ghalti nahi hai bhai aisi cricket khelo ge tou kaun ayega
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Gharida farooqui screenshot le ke 140k ke aagay se k hata rahi hogi phir bolay gi sirf 140 loug hain space mai
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Not only has Coke studio introduced transgenders this season, they have carefully selected them to sing the khalq-e- khuda (Jo mai bhi hun aur tum bhi ho) line, sending a very clear message to a lot of us who treat them differently.
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aik team south africa se haar ke humain tournament se bahar ker rahi thay, unse pehle hum final mai puhanchay huay hain. Haan bhai padosiyon?
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Knockout type match hai lekin apna nahi hai, kitna rare aur haseen ittefaq hai.
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Hafiz Naeem vacating his seat is so unexpected because these Zardaris & Sharifs have normalised politics to be the most corrupt shit in the world. JI has shown Pakistan how politics should always be above self-interest & one should always stand for what is right.
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while other players have been chatting & laughing together Naseem hasn’t even smiled once. He just looks determined, focused and kinda angry. I love this guy
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Currency sath nahi de rahi lekin sikka apna hi chal raha hai.
@huda_asif
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Pakistan won the toss, Alhamdulilah!!
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From cancelled tours to last minute changes in admin & coaching staff, I wasn’t expecting us to qualify for the semis let alone topping the table undefeated. Super proud of the way we have played & have proven everyone wrong. Thank you Pakistan cricket, Always in love with you 🇵🇰
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Funniest thing about this AFGvNZ match was Indian media calling afghani bowlers ‘humaray bowlers’ & Afghanistan’s captaincy as ‘humari captaincy’. Probably the lowest point in Indian cricketing history.
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jitna dimagh ye zardari siasat mai chalata hai utna pakistan ke mufaad mai chala leta qasam se hum bhi koi choti moti super power hotay
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