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I dabble in tech and ramble about football and motorsports

Joined April 2023
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
8 months
A lot of the luxuries the upper class enjoy in third world countries comes as a direct consequence of disproportionate wealth distribution. This tweet falls apart when you consider the poor as people too
@deedydas
Deedy
8 months
Raising a child in the US seems hellish compared to India. US—Wake up early, cook, drive kid to work, both parents work, do groceries, chores, cleaning. Lonely. India—Maid cleans, driver drops you, groceries in 15mins, cook cooks, parents babysit. Community. (requires $$) 1/4
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
I should actually post my certificates online before they’ll say I did not go to university or complete NYSC
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
Nice one naira throw some punches🥊
@naira_rates
₦aira Rates
9 months
Fri November, 09:00:01 AM 💵 1 USD >>>>> ₦1,004.500 💷 1 GBP >>>>> ₦1,225.000 💶 1 EUR >>>>> ₦1,047.009 💶 1 CAD >>>>> ₦755.263 v1.1.0
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
I promise DnD isn’t as cool as you think it is. Please
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
Therapy won’t change the fact that it is what it is
@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
9 months
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
7 months
If you're born a Nigerian man you will have a lot of ideologies and mentalities you have to intentionally unlearn as you grow
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
So many things about NYSC are criminally insane but that’s a problem for the next batch
@bunmigrey
Bùnmi 💐
9 months
“Let me see your ID card” Aha. You caught me, I just saw NYSC uniform laying around and I thought I should come queue under the sun to sign for CDS.
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
I see this tweet every 6 working days. Please, rest
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
You will only properly appreciate your parents when you start paying bills and collecting billings
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
Yes because talent is something that you can get if you focus really hard 👍🏿
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
I remember early on when I was learning to code and I needed to sort an array. I spent a day writing the worst function ever, but it worked. Later on I realised that I had unwittingly written a shitty bubble sort algorithm
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
An SS3 boy is sinking us out of champs
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
Behaviors normal people outgrew in js3
@FatimahZara9
Fatimah zara Garba
9 months
One day we’ll talk about how some of these arewa boys bully women calling them mid and stuff just because they think it’s funny, very misogynistic rats
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
No but what kind of capital city has cows grazing on highways?
@GazetteNGR
Peoples Gazette
11 months
No more cattle grazing in Abuja city centre; Fulani herdsmen should take their cows out: Wike
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
It’s unsurprising when the political parties don’t have any particular ideological framework. There’s no difference between any of them so the only thing they can truly be loyal to is whoever is winning
@Yakuub_A
🀄️
10 months
I've reached a realization that within our political sphere, only a small minority can maintain objectivity, particularly when their personal interests are in question.
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
In many aspects, we’ve failed collectively as humanity
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
My battery life has been so poor since I got iOS 17. It was so much worse when it was still in beta
@techdroider
TechDroider
10 months
Apple iPhone 14 Pro Max Battery Test Score iOS 16.5 - 11hr 19min iOS 17.0.1 - 9hr 59min Battery Health 100%
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
7 months
The foolishness of our government/law enforcement has convinced us that the onus is on citizens to identify fake/substandard products. They’ve won
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Najeeb
1 year
It’s like GT bank enjoys it when you have to beg them. @gtbank_help please give me my money🙏🏿
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Najeeb
10 months
Grown men and women. Instead of them to hide in shame
@vanguardngrnews
Vanguard Newspapers
10 months
Video: 'He must go', workers protest after Works minister Umahi locks them out over lateness Credit: X // bababisi
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
I hate this narrative so much. There’s nowhere in the world people patronize a worse product/service for nationalism This is a failure on the part of the federal government to support local businesses, cut the cost of governance and establish proper systems of accountability
@benmurraybruce
Ben Murray-Bruce
9 months
The Naira is finding its proper and natural value because the Central Bank of Nigeria has stopped the practice of defending the Naira with $1.5 billion monthly. If you want the Naira to rise, don't come on social media to vent. Instead, it would be best if you now defended the
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
May God help the new leaders and forgive the outgoing ones🤲🏿
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
7 months
@singletcrypt You’re right, we all have a part to play.
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
All those years of playing CB and shouting “fall back”, my hairline thought I was talking to him😔
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
COOKING
@channelstv
Channels Television
1 year
BREAKING: Sanusi In Closed-Door Meeting With Tinubu
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
I love this man as an economist and I hope he goes back into government
@OneJoblessBoy
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
1 year
2012 when Lamido Sanusi was trying to educate Nigerians about fuel subsidy
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
Me too I want to carry firearms
@Nairametrics
Nairametrics
10 months
We want to carry firearms - FRSC says to FG -
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
7 months
Because a country upholding its morals from tourists and a country painting an entire religion and group of people, some of whom are native to their own land, as violent and undeserving of the right to practice their religion peacefully is not the same
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
Presido is really cooking
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
Banks want to make money, profit is their only motivator. If they know they’d make profits I doubt tribalism or favoritism triumph over profits. It’s important to acknowledge northerners being less willing to take loans from banks due to religious beliefs against interest loans
@BelloGaladanchi
Dan Bello
10 months
Why lack of banks in northern Nigeria is more devastating than lack of security
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
Should Mbappe be second using the logic they used to award Messi the trophy?🤔
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
9 months
🚨✨ Ballon d’Or top three ranking. 1️⃣ Lionel Messi 2️⃣ Erling Haaland 3️⃣ Kylian Mbappé
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
Apple events are real cinematic masterpieces
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Najeeb
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
Why is nobody asking why there had to be a new minister for 200k+ passports to be issued? What’s he doing that the previous one wasn’t doing?
@woye1
Woye
10 months
My dear friends, you will recall that I tweeted about clearing of passport backlogs. 2: FG not Tinubu meant business via HM @BTOofficial who led the battle. 3: Now, he is introducing new reform. So what is the reform? 4: By December this year, you will not need to
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
100% sure Abuja green cab drivers will go against traffic
@engineers_feed
World of Engineering
10 months
Intersection without traffic lights 🚦
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
Nobody teaches CSS like Kevin Powell
@csaba_kissi
Csaba Kissi
11 months
Best Youtube channels for web developers CSS - Kevin Powell - Online Tutorials - Coding Tech Javascript ~ Dev Ed ~ Andy Sterkowitz ~ Web Dev Simplified ~ Steve Griffith React/NodeJs/Python/VueJs: - Traversy Media - The Net Ninja - Programming with Mosh - Free Code Camp - Red
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Najeeb
9 months
Terrible graph 2/10
@StatiSense
StatiSense
9 months
WHO EARNS MORE? #Statisense
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
We need to hold our state governments accountable but we can’t do that if the average person doesn’t understand what they deserve from the state governments. Unfortunately, education falls under the state governments so it’s a vicious cycle
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
Real
@biolakazeem
Babanla
10 months
You will see the worst in Nigerian parents once the prospect of a child failing in life becomes real. You know why? Because they know the suffering that awaits anyone who fails in life in this environment & they are desperate to ensure that doesn't become your fate in life.
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
I don’t like this comparison mentality we have. The people suffering the impacts of the decisions, right or wrong, do not care what the minimum wage is in Ghana. Ghana having worse metrics doesn’t make the situation in Nigeria less worse. Why is this so difficult to understand?
@renoomokri
Reno Omokri
1 year
A Tale of Two Nations Minimum wage in Ghana is GHS446 or $40 Minimum wage in Nigeria is ₦30,000 or $38 A litre of fuel in Ghana costs GHS12.486 or $1.14 A litre of fuel in Nigeria costs ₦617 or $0.78 A bottle of coke in Ghana is GHS7, or $0.62. A bottle of coke in Nigeria
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
Chelsea will always be bad. We thank God🤞🏿
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
The way this guy is harassing my name 😭😂
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
This is the one to get
@ESPNUK
ESPN UK
1 year
Manchester United's new third kit for next season 🔥
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
7 months
A community guard needs to be set up to protect Tyla from Drake
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
8 months
This man is my favorite governor so far
@dikko_radda
Dikko Umaru Radda, Ph.D. CON.
8 months
Hello Sadeeq, I have directed the Commissioner of Works, Housing, and Transportation to set up a committee to investigate the matter and report back to me within 7 days. We're sorry for the inconvenience.
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Najeeb
1 year
This sentence should be a criminal offense 😭
@UtdEIIis
天蝎座
1 year
Can see why Wan-Bissaka said his idol used to be Henry they dribble the same
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
8 months
Jjk try not to traumatize your fan base challenge Difficulty: impossible
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
Poverty and gambling are directly related.
@realdanielemeka
Daniel Emeka
9 months
It’s good that we are all finally coming to this realization. Close to $1Bn are staked everyday in a country as poor as Nigeria and total winning amount to less than 3-5 percent of total pot.
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
@musayyib_m The good old days
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
@tahirpai1 You’re mid
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
@jamiil_usman I just realized that the person in the picture is a whole minister of the federal republic of Nigeria. I have no words
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
Take it and run!
@brfootball
B/R Football
1 year
West Ham have made a bid of $77M for Man Utd duo Harry Maguire and Scott McTominay, reports @lauriewhitwell
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Najeeb
8 months
A sitting minister by the way
@AIT_Online
Africa Independent Television
8 months
Zamfara State Govt recovers 50 cars from former Governor Matawalle
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
How can you claim to be fighting for your people and the only people you harass are those same people
@StKezy
🦅 ℙ𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝕆𝕜𝕖𝕫𝕚𝕖 𝕁 𝔸𝕥𝕒ñ𝕚 🦅
1 year
JUST IN: IPOB/ESN invaded a community Primary School in Enugu- West, Enugu State today. The pupils and teachers were flogged by the terrorists implementing the Sit-at-home order. The pupils were in school cos they were writing exams. 😭😭😭😭😭
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
Checo in his home GP 🤣🤣
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
@_iambashar_ Just rewatched season 1. I want them to finish s2
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
Python -> HTML -> CSS -> JavaScript -> Django -> Flask -> PostgreSQL/plsql-> PostgREST -> React
@Prathkum
Pratham
1 year
Here’s my journey. Java → Python → HTML → CSS → JavaScript → React → API → Web3 What is yours?
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Najeeb
1 year
Say what you want about Harry Maguire but the guy is a real professional
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Najeeb
1 year
@al_jega Celebrity status
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
1. Why not buy the assembled vehicles and create more jobs? We are not fools, honorable senator. 2. Just because it’s the norm doesn’t make it right. There is no justifying spending billions on new SUVs and asking the poor to use 25k to hold body, honorable senator
@Imranmuhdz
Imran Muhammad
9 months
Senator Ali Ndume said the presidential yacht had been signed and delivered but not paid for before the public outcry, adding that the Senate has since added the required payment fee to the student loan budget. Ndume said, “We queried the amount budgeted for the yacht, but it
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
@uokoroo @gtbank All these banks have terrible UI/UX designers and it’s so infuriating
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
If United sign Ferguson I’ll fast for 30 days next year🤣
@markgoldbridge
Mark Goldbridge
11 months
What a joke. They must think we're stupid
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
Nigeria is a broke man borrowing from palmpay and piggyvest to wear designer brands and expensive watches
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
@hassanu_muazu @Bilkisu_Rufai I was there for the three weeks. Ghetto
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
This boy is a STAR
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Najeeb
1 year
If this guy is a minister, anyone can make it in this life!
@abdul_donjay
Abdul Balarabe
1 year
Matawalle appointed as a Minister in Tinubu's government with SSCE certificate as his highest qualification and F9 in both mathematics and English. This is not the Tinubu we know who works with professionals and those with knowledge and experience.
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
@oba_21 Wetin be this abeg😂
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
This guy is playing so good at right back, I’m absolutely dumbfounded
@AFTVMedia
AFTV
11 months
OVERALL... is Ben White a better right-back or centre-back? 🤔 #AFC #Arsenal
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
8 months
@Shys_F It’s really bad man, no accountability whatsoever
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
Full metal alchemist is top 5 anime ever, no arguments
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
I’m guessing he bombed the interview?
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
I don’t know how premier league had the worst refs last season and they managed to get worse. How?
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
Congrats bro🥂
@uokoroo
U
1 year
Deployed my 50th website to the web today 🤩
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
I really feel for maguire. I like the guy and I hope he finds his form
@brfootball
B/R Football
11 months
46'—Harry Maguire subs on 67'—Maguire own goal 🤦‍♂️
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
Being appointed as a minister in this Nigeria is supposed to cause you to grow overnight gray hairs. I also don’t understand all the felicitations and congratulations flying around. This is supposed to be the most difficult four years of their collective lives
@Murtalaibin
Murtala
11 months
I'm finding it difficult to understand the dinners and entertainment for the new ministers. Nigerians are suffering but somehow our leaders have time for balling. The task ahead is enormous and difficult
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
English people are so delusional 😂
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
1 year
Why has Harry Maguire had minimal interest from any European clubs? 🤔
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
But this has always seemed like common sense, hasn’t it?
@Imranmuhdz
Imran Muhammad
11 months
BREAKING: Tribunal Dismissed Petition of Peter Obi/LP on 25% of FCT required to wins Presidential election, the court rule that FCT Citizens Doesn’t enjoy special privileges ahead of other States. #PEPTJudgement
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Najeeb
1 year
I want to get a PSP and play gta vice city again
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Najeeb
1 year
@jamiil_usman Norris and Piastri are on fire, plus they’d have decent teamwork
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
If public servants celebrate your exit as their boss in Nigeria, be rest assured you’ve done an outstanding job wherever you are
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
Haven’t you ever heard of vibes?😡
@ruffydfire
oseni rufai
10 months
The NNPC chief should explain further on his “we are not paying subsidies talk”, if landing cost is 720 and we buy fuel 581 then who is paying the difference?
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Najeeb
9 months
ANDRE ONANA YOU LEGEND
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
On national television?😭
@I_Am_Ilemona
20.10.2020
10 months
An APC rep was on national television this morning saying people have the right to redesign - read forge - a certificate if they want. At this point, you should feel terribly foolish if you support this curse.
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
KILLED HOW? BY WHO??
@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
10 months
Tributes have been pouring in for Issam Abdallah, a video journalist for the Reuters news agency who was killed in southern Lebanon He died on Friday amid escalating violence along the country’s border with Israel Full story ⬇️
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Najeeb
10 months
@oba_21 Yeah but before they’ll pull up out of context receipts in 5 years
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Najeeb
11 months
The impact lagos has on the Nigerian economy is insane
@Imranmuhdz
Imran Muhammad
11 months
Electricity Distribution Companies (DisCos) rake in N510.4bn in six months 1. IEDC (Ikeja): N102.1bn 2. EKEDC (Eko): N84.9bn 3. AEDC (Abuja): N81.2bn 4. IBEDC (Ibadan): N51.9bn 5. BEDC (Benin): N40.8bn 6. EEDC (Enugu): N40bn 7. PEDC (Port Harcourt): N36.6bn 8. KEDC (Kano):
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
@demola_kabir Take harvards AI course on cs50, it’s amazing!
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Najeeb
8 months
@m_alkali__ Ameen Ameen
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Najeeb
11 months
Suspicious timing that all of this comes out after he made his statement
@ESPNUK
ESPN UK
11 months
"The players have had enough of him." There is little sympathy for Jadon Sancho inside the Man United dressing room, sources have told ESPN's @MarkOgden_ .
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
7 months
The last generation of web developers who could joke about centering a div died when css grid dropped
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
@musayyib_m Allah will guide the way
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
You’ll rarely meet anyone that’s spent a considerable part of their life abroad that doesn’t say they wish they could live back home. E get why
@mk_shafii
Abdulqader Ghazi
9 months
Gaskiya in all my fantasies I have never imagined living permanently outside Nigeria. Travel, lots of travel, yes. But japa? Never.
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
9 months
Ten hag is a bandit for this sub
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Najeeb
9 months
MY CAPTAIN🤩🤩🤩🤩
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
10 months
@demola_kabir Been having a similar idea, using blockchain to verify that video and audio recordings are not AI generated or tampered with🤔
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
@_MB01_ Proper baller
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
1 year
@certifedash There’s no lastma to fight with, you can breathe
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
8 months
@musayyib_m Goodluck!
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@najeebyl
Najeeb
11 months
@prince_mohaaa Like say the 2 na option sef
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Najeeb
11 months
@musayyib_m I literally have popcorn
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