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Nagels Bagels

@nagelbagels

3 years

Gettleman is gone. Hallelujah. A song…

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Never forget

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@trytrytrytaylor @dontblamereptv Trash takes itself out every time

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4 months

Amanda Balionis changed her name back, and is no longer wearing a ring. Rory filed for divorce, and has dabbled in workplace relationships. Wouldn’t shock me

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Do you think higher of Justin Rose bc he won a gold medal? Wouldn’t it be more impressive if he won it as a 19 year old Am? pro golf in the olympics should not be a thing

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1 year

You can claim injury, but there is way more going on here with JT. Nothing going right

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4 months

We spend entirely too much time talking about Talor Gooch

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Liberty National, great “views” @BKoepka

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6 months

So this just happened. Having a day! Told him I bought all this Adidas stuff and then he switched sponsors 🤣

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2 years

I’m genuinely curious why these people would wait an hour in line to save 8 cents a gallon. If you have a 20 gallon tank you’re saving yourself $1.60. Congrats

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4 years

Imagine being offended by @JustinThomas34 saying you’ve got to be fucking kidding me while playing golf. Seriously, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Get a life people

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@BrendanPorath @the_woke_yolk I mean it’s un fucking believable. Word count in this clip. Town crier- 246 Sam Burns- 3

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@bubbawatson @TheMasters

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My 16 year old daughter sent me this photo and I just wanted to let you know the reach you guys have. Happy Friday!!! @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE @TheShotgunStart

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4 years

LFG!!!

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1 year

Had to do it. LFG!!!

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3 years

Damn Rickie working at a Starbucks now?

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3 years

Just ran into Rickie Fowler at Starbucks Scottsdale, gonna be a good day!

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Nagels Bagels

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3 years

For this US Open, I’m only picking players that have a father or is a father. It means more to them

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1 year

Fucking animals. Put the cart back

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3 years

If the Saudi Golf league doesn’t have strokes gained data/shotlink, I don’t see it getting off the ground

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Nagels Bagels

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4 years

Hey guys my little rinky dink show last night is close to 4K views. May not seem like much but it’s a far cry from the 68 I had my first show. Thanks for all the retweets. It’s the little things boys 👊🏻

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3 years

Wtf is going on @the_woke_yolk ? Apparently Fitzy has inspired the tour to get in the Big Ten?

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5 years

Helluva shot by Charley Hoffman! Locked in!!

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2 years

I feel like I should be a Costco putter guy

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4 months

@matt_gannon_ I think anyone named Bryn has got it coming to em

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3 years

Everyone talking about the Solheim Cup and the FedEx cup and I’m in a 50,000 seat stadium trying to avoid my ex wife watching our kid twirl a flag

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3 years

You know what the world needs? Another Nagel. Please welcome Cassidy Emma Nagel. 6 lbs, 13 oz. Baby, mom @paolasdesign , and my brother all doing well. #acceptablethursdaytweet #girldad

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Nagels Bagels

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4 years

I just want to give a special shout out and THANK YOU (all caps) to @mrsfriedegg and Mrs. @BrendanPorath for their husbands podcasts. You have no idea how much I appreciate and look forward to them. No one does it better

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@the_woke_yolk I can’t fucking take it anymore. Rotisserie chicken, charity, banana bread, wifi, children, and now Happy Gilmore. Hates life as much as Scott Piercy hates golf. Mr @BrendanPorath

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2 years

Riviera last 3 years. Any takeaways?

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2 years

Last 3 Masters

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3 years

Early tee time after Fury-Wilder fight. What could go wrong?

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2 years

Behold the 2022 Masters Cake. Let’s Fucking Go!!!!!

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3 years

LFG!!! #xanderforgrandma #itstime

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Nagels Bagels

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5 years

Golf DFS community. I put this tweet out last week and bc of your help, today I received 3 practice round tickets in the mail. Thanks to all who retweeted to help me get Pops to Augusta for a fair #. This community is a pretty special place and we should never forget that

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5 years

Golf DFS community, Please Retweet. My brother and I are taking our Dad (70th bday) to Augusta for Tuesday’s practice round. Before we drop 3 grand on stubhub I wanted to see if anyone has or knows someone with Masters connections. Please DM. Thanks for the retweet!!

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Riv last 3 years

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1 year

Apparently Brooks won the Masters today. Rahm 3 back with two par 5’s ahead to finish second round. Y’all are nuts

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It’s amazing to think what’s going through @shanebacon mind while listening to Azinger and getting texts from @the_fried_egg at the same time

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3 years

New fridge delivered compliments of @K_Kisner winning at 55/1 at @WyndhamChamp LFG!!!! Thanks Kiz!!!

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@giftedswifted Can you do Me and who’s afraid?

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2 years

Colonial last 3 years

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2 years

It’s gonna be a special week. LFG!!!

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3 years

@BrendanPorath @the_woke_yolk Brendan!! You guys missed the chef zone during notables. Cook, Grillo, and Burns!!!

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2 years

Larry David says there’s only 2 ways you get a neck injury. This explains a lot

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3 years

History continues to re-write itself as Finau has now won in Memphis and not the Northern Trust. @AndyTFE @BrendanPorath

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Nagels Bagels

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4 years

Currently playing TPC Boston as a guest of @rhino848484 with good friend Charlie @croz1919 great to be with fans of the show! And they gave me Xander’s locker. Super cool stuff!

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3 years

If you are ever wondering why the PGA Tour may have lost its soul and integrity, look no further than this sign

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3 years

Longtime fan of Hideki and if Xander wasn’t lurking the mood would be different. He will be a fine consolation prize. I’m not rooting against him, but I’m not all in either. Complicated day!!!

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3 years

Won an entry into the $100 milly. LFG!!!

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Nagel brothers are here! LFG! #xanderforgrandma

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Who the fuck is Alan Morin?

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@the_woke_yolk does @BrendanPorath secretly hate everything? Seems like a jovial guy but how can anyone be happy in life if you hate rotisserie chicken, banana bread, charity, and partying on St Patrick’s Day?

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3 years

Happy Thanksgiving from the Nagels!

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4 years

Live look in at Xander Island

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5 years

This is my favorite golf podcast by 9 miles. Laugh out loud funny 3 days a week. It’s not dfs related but if you are a golf fan I highly recommend. Subscribe. Brendan!!! ⁦ @the_woke_yolk ⁩ ⁦ @BrendanPorath ⁩

“David Duval legitimately played better than Tiger:” Thursday Open reactions

Brendan and Andy hop on the horn for some instant reactions to the first day at Royal Portrush, but not without first relaying some information exposing the jun

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3 years

Pebble last 3 years and one US Open. Shoutout to William Gordon

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4 months

One major victory since this photo

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3 years

Go ahead. Mock everything

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Honda last 3 years. Freaking hodgepodge!

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4 years

I fucking love Geoff Fienberg

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1 year

I really hope that’s his family or that’s conduct unbecoming of a professional. Can’t be kissing the patrons

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3 years

Helluva scorecard by big dick Nick Taylor #Nice

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3 years

I am so fucking pumped for the start of my golf gambling season. One and done, season long DK. Fresh season of shows. All of it. LFG!!!!

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WMPO last 3 years

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5 years

Projected third in final Gup Cup standings for a nice $1200 win plus this on DK. A Xander outright would just be greedy. Pretty fantastic week to help recover from the car accident 2 weeks ago. Couldn’t have happened to a better guy 🤣🤣 #$36to$2554!! Talk to you on @golflandia

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4 years

Nagel is on a heater! LFG!!!!

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3 years

Imagine thinking Bryson is winning the war or that he “lives rent free” in Brooks head. Lol, ok Bryson

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4 years

Very much looking forward to getting back to my version of normal this week. Can’t wait to hear Pat/Geoff, Kenny/Tambo, Stevie Bamford, Gup, Wiley, Matty Jones, Pat/Rick/Ben. And then I get to yell at Charlie! DK/ outrights/Gup Cup/ OAD! We’re back baby!!!

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Nagels Bagels

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5 years

Ok @BrendanPorath @the_woke_yolk which one of you did this?

Covers

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5 years

"The surprise of the tournament is Chez Reavie. He’s at 25/1 now. He’s OK for us. Pre-tournament, we had a guy bet him $400 at 250/1, to win $100,000, but that was like the only bet on him." - @SuperBookUSA . @Covers_Vegas ' #USOpen Round 4 action report:

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Nagels Bagels

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4 years

Well boys and girls we’re here. Last show of the year and I have some doozies tonight! Plenty of screw you’s and zip it’s to go around. Your last stop before tee off. LFG!!!

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I hate self promotion but I am doing a show tonight. Not sure if it will be good or not. Will give it my best. Join us!

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Roger Clemens in our group. I didn’t bring up Piazza 🤣

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2 years

LFG!!! Cut, full field F off

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3 years

The only show that is not picking Cameron Tringale 🤣🤣 Join us at 8!

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Sony last 3 years. Notice anything interesting?

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Last 3 Valspar’s

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Knee deep in PGA research 🤣🤣

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@SportsCenter I still don't get how that is anti-racist

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Prep has started! LL will be posted around noon ET tomorrow. Season 4 premiere Wednesday at 8 ET. LFG!!!

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The golf betting system website is an absolute necessity for next weeks research. Majors last 5 years, us open records, Torrey records, and current form. Great job my new best friend Stevie Bamford! @Bamfordgolf @GolfBetting

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3 years

158 days until The Masters

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4 years

Big developments at the Nagel house. First, a giveaway from the gym downstairs. They even carried it up! Second, some new toys compliments of Hovland, Fitzpatrick, and Si Woo! LFG!!!

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I’m ok. Thanks for asking. Here are my thoughts from Wednesday night why I liked Hideki. 2 straight winners. Wednesday’s at 8! Watch on #Periscope : 2021 Masters W/ Nagels Bagels

Nagels Bagels - @nagelbagels

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Since it’s tributeszn.. It started with @ThePME and @gfienberg17 . Then @Tour_Junkies then @KendoVT and @BmessDFS . Learned a ton. With motivation from @wiley77 and a snub from @MattJonesTFR I started my own thing. Tonight starts season 4. LFG!!!!

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Anybody else have the Im/ I’m problem with autocorrect?

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3 years

The outcome of a weekly golf tournament is having way too much affect on my mood and real life. Let me know if you feel the same way.

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You can’t bet Rahm at that price they said. It ain’t much but it covered the week. Congrats to Rahm on his win. I’m ok, thanks for asking. The irony should not be lost on anyone, but kinda told you it was a lock 🤣🤣 Time for the Travelers

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4 years

All hope is not lost though. Should I dance again?? And Reed in OAD. LFG!!!

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3 years

Has anyone even considered that SungJae and Si Woo might want to serve their country? Be some shit if after this they medal and join anyway

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Masters scripting. LFG!!!

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Idk if @PGATout was the reason. I never tail. But I did see the tweet and it did sound good and I had some extra scratch. Gotta respect an early call. Way to put your balls out there

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3 years

API last 3 years. Rough week for pampered f*cks?

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3 years

If you watch a golf broadcast on mute with music playing, you never ever have to hear Azinger or Faldo or anyone say anything. Ever

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Nagels Bagels

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4 years

Just missed winning the OAD contest by $8,907,549. Got my strategy down now, look out next year! Thanks to @GWBuffalo7 and @GupsCorner for a great contest!! Can’t wait for Hawaii. LFG!!!

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Nagels Bagels

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2 years

Bay Hill last 3 years. Whattya got for me?