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@mytholora

7 months

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myth 🇵🇸

@mytholora

9 months

we dont condemn armed palestinian resistance. "do you condemn hamas" no. simple answer. i get tired of seeing rehashed condemations of both sides. one side is a genocidal, racist, murderous nazi party commiting apartheid. the other is trying to survive till the next dawn everyday

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flame emperor: i only have one question for you byleth, glaring: ...what is it? flame emperor: one of your students is the adrestian princess. what is your opinion of her? byleth: what flame emperor: because sometimes she finds it hard to express her feelings and i was just curio

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3 years

me in hell explaining what condensed resin means to a peasant who committed blasphemy in 1264

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edelgard, lifting weights in the gym: is she looking hubert hubert, doing cardio at the side: yes lady edelgard edelgard: good, put another 5 kg on me. should i rip my sleeves off?

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2 years

jean drinking 4 shots of coffee no milk no sugar she is running on the will of god

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4 years

byleth: congrats for snagging top spot for dilf rankings seteth: what is dilf byleth: i dont know. dude id like to fish with? seteth: well then im honoured to be dilf of the month

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2 years

stop it they made yae look so hot and ei looks like shes camped outside of nintendo for botw2

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@mytholora

4 years

edelgard: henceforth, we shall be the black eagle strike force! linhardt: i want twink nation ferdinand: i am in favour of Bronies dorothea: what about something elegant like Poison Roses petra: i am liking twink nation caspar: SMASH BROS bernadetta: please. leave my room hubert:

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3 years

i want to write my genshin women as unhinged and stupid. i think they are allowed to be stupid like how we write genshin men as stupid for fun

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4 years

the people want an fe3h mystic messenger. i want to wake up at ungodly hours to talk edelgard through a nightmare she had and threaten to report sylvain's dick pics

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@mytholora

2 years

hi genshin artists/anyone who's interested: quote retweet or reply to this tweet with your shitty/badly drawn/cringe wlw genshin art. it can be in any form and of any pairing, there are no limits to the form or quantity (mspaint, 3D art, anything at all) just go fucking wild

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3 years

yanfei: im a pyro user... you're a pyro user... do you get where im going with this? hutao: cremation

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5 years

dorothea: if i had to date someone it'd be you, edie edelgard: that is reciprocated. dorothea: aww how sweet! ;) edelgard: yes. dorothea: edelgard:

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5 years

bernadetta: *posts a new chapter of her cathmir fanfiction on GarregOfOurOwn dot com* sylvain: omg she updated (comments sskfkskfkskskfy thnak u for the food queen)

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4 years

petra: so you are being the flame emperor? edelgard: i was, yes petra: why did you not tell us? tell me? edelgard: petra i... i had no idea you felt petra: i could have been the water emperor. we could have been like sharkboy and lavagirl but sharkgirl and lavagirl

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1 year

kaveh: see now if alhaitham were here and he isnt GOOD RIDDANCE BY THE WAY he would be so annoying and piss me off collei: are you gay

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3 years

kokomi: damn mama you've got an ass the size of the moon sara: ... right ... thank you sangonomiya kokomi. we will now commence the peace talks

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3 years

yae miko announcing the end of the vision hunt decree

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@mytholora

9 months

1 side has been ethinically cleansing an entire grp of people for 75 yrs. the other formed as a result of that 75 yrs of violence and oppression. tell me you wouldnt be r4dicalised if an invader killed ur entire family and terrorised ur people for 75 yrs. tell me u wouldnt resist

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@mytholora

4 years

the adrestian empire.... the empire of adrestia.... the empire that edelgard is emperor of... that empire

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4 years

honestly what was makorra. were we living in hell? we sat there and watched mako and korra fight like they were in Marriage Story and asami was just there like... guys my dad... i have no family....

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3 years

ningguang: i did not want to use this last resort to defeat osial but it seems we have no choice klee: can i blow up that ugly fish so we can cook it and eat it for dinner ningguang: yes, my weapon of mass destruction. go.

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3 years

the holy trinity of inazuma: the whorification of yae miko, the objectification of kujou sara, and the yassification of the raiden shogun

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3 years

ningguang: i have the money. i can get anything i want sara: you cannot buy my loyalty. ningguang, sitting there consumed by lust: we'll see

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@mytholora

9 months

resistance by the oppressed is not the same as violence by the oppressor. there is not both are equally at fault. there is nothing complex about this.

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3 years

ganyu: omg did cloud retainer say anything embarassing about me? keqing: dont worry, not at all! i wont pry- ganyu: did she mention how good i am at throwing ass

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3 years

ganyu: i have not slept in a month! there is soil in this tea keqing: I want you so bad

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3 years

ningguang: I've had enough of electro women in my life! no more! lisa: i still have unpaid student loans ningguang: life-crippling debt is the most attractive thing in a woman im rich btw

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@mytholora

5 years

hildagard in ashen wolves dlc is so funny in the ex-gfs context. hilda's like this place is a DUMP and edelgard mutters "look who's talking" loud enough for her to hear

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@mytholora

6 years

THESE SELFIES FROM THE WRECK IT RALPH 2 SNEAK PEAK ARE SO CUTE?????

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3 years

sara: please your Excellency... stop this madness...! baal: hit that SLAY button! (yassfies her)

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@mytholora

4 years

@bunnyclvb i love this so much but the way twitter cropped it made me do a double take like damn dimitri dropping it low

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5 years

[mamamoo in Japan] solar: [speaking fluent japanese] moos: wooooooo!!!! hwasa: [clears throat] naruto moos:

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12 years

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3 years

keqing: who blew up the mountains??? klee: i didnt see anything it wasnt me i dont even like bombs keqing: ...qiqi? qiqi: who are you

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@mytholora

9 months

what happens when your govt and military are allowed to commit atrocities without consequences. you believe that you're indeed untouchable and immune, that you're a "superior race", that other races are something to be "cleansed" and that you have the right to do it yourself.

Quds News Network

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9 months

Israelis chanting "Death to Arab" in Netanya, and trying to break down the gate to attack Palestinians IN 1984 occupied territories.

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@mytholora

3 years

lisa: i am done fixing women beidou: i sank my fucking ship arm-wrestling a man straight through the floorboards lisa: let me get my toolkit

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@mytholora

4 years

caspar: WANNA SEE ME BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THIS WALL felix: you are a strange fast little man. i like you

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@mytholora

9 months

remember that when you hear people focusing on the actions of hamas rather than the atrocities committed by the idf, the settler colony of israel, and the U.S military and government. they are trying to convince you resistance is the same as terrorism. it is not.

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@mytholora

3 years

signora: i will burn you all into ashes hutao: oh do i have a job for you

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3 years

ningguang: i could watch you all day beidou: aww (breathes) (boobs bounce violently) ningguang: do that again

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@mytholora

5 years

hubert and edelgard come to the officers' academy halloween party wearing their post-timeskip outfits and everyone's like who are u guys supposed to be and they're like you'll see

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@mytholora

3 years

amber: this is my doll he explodes when i leave her out. ive already blasted 2 separate holes in the city walls lumine, gripping paimon in a chokehold: i can't not make out with her

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@mytholora

3 years

yae: we are holding a competition! submit your best erotica to our publishing house and i will read it to you out loud as foreplay! participants must be half-tengu and be a general of the shogun's army. short hair. golden eyes. uses a bow.

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@mytholora

3 years

lumine seeing all these ridiculously normal looking npcs and there's fucking lisa in a bright purple witch outfit and her dead anime mom hair complete with the hat outshining the peasants like a yassified jesus christ like we're supposed to want to leave teyvat after meeting her

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3 years

eula: noble blood flows in my veins. you should be honoured that i am speaking to you rosaria: get your fingers out of my fishnet stockings if you're not going to fuck me in front of the lord quick

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3 years

yae: pussy wet and fertile. mesopotamia sara: im begging you please leave me alone

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3 years

sara: i remain loyal only to the shogun ningguang: you are the most uptight and rigid woman i have ever met. sara: i apologise, ningguang: i must have you.

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@mytholora

3 years

klee & qiqi are the perfect crime duo because one does all the damage and the other remembers nothing from it, thereby leaving 0 evidence

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3 years

thinking about how they keep klee on strict surveillance not for her own safety but for the safety of everyone else. imagine walking in the forest and you come across strawberry shortcake beating the shit out of bigfoot. that child is possibly the most dangerous person in teyvat

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@mytholora

3 years

imagine going to church and the young hot priest keeps baptising you sexily while you're trying to seek an audience with god. that's yae miko with kujou sara

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3 years

yoimiya: i make pretty lights explode in the sky! klee: (shes fishing for birds... shes gotta teach me how!!) sara sitting up, suddenly awake: something's wrong

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@mytholora

3 years

i believe ningguang would be a great mom but i want to believe that in her free time she offers her services to babysit and teaches qiqi slurs to call baizhu with

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@mytholora

3 years

rosaria: not here to make friends. barbara: wanna feed the cats with me? rosaria, already petting one: i hate this job

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3 years

lisa: if you were an animal crossing character i would bully you off my island eula holding back tears in her eyes: yeah i was gonna say the same thing

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@mytholora

3 years

barbara: im waiting till marriage to kiss noelle: i swept the roof of the cathedral and replaced every shingle with new ones! barbara: sister Victoria play the church bells

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@mytholora

3 years

yoimiya: you got any hobbies kokomi: does being a girlboss war criminal count yoimiya: those are not words in my vocabulary

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@mytholora

3 years

jean: we should go on a family trip! barbara: that sounds lovely! what's the itinerary like? jean: we will be paying respects at the grave of every fallen soldier in our country's history.

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3 years

sara: i must request you stop spreading lies about the nature of our relationship yae: i believe our relationship involves plenty of spreading? sara: why do you do this to me

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@mytholora

3 years

beidou: sorry about her she's insufferable yae: what a coincidence, so am i beidou, physically holding herself back: interesting. you got a name? a bed?

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@mytholora

3 years

shenhe: yeah and she turned me into a serial killer. you? ganyu: secretary

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@mytholora

4 years

the faerghus four playing fuck, marry, kill is just. dimitri choosing to marry all three, sylvain to fuck all three and felix saying kill with no hesitation. ingrid refuses to participate

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@mytholora

3 years

everything would have been solved if they brought klee in. there was no need to sacrifice the jade chamber. just tell her to go fishing. osial snatched and cancelled IMMEDIATELY

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@mytholora

2 years

ei being her most desirable looking like she doesn't know what water is and depending entirely on yae's income for life expenses. hyv was like we will give you the most pathetic woman ever and we are slurping it up like vacuums

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@mytholora

3 years

ei: kiss, marry, kill signora: you. ei: ok, what about signora: all. you.

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@mytholora

2 years

animal yae miko is so funny because youve got this highly revered public figure gaslighting her way into the pants of the nation's deity and then she is fucking up the local rice fields for mice

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@mytholora

3 years

ei: welcome to my gamer pad. thats where i stream. and that's where i eat frozen pizza rolls yae: im going to climb you like a tree

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@mytholora

5 years

hubert: you are looking swole asf lady edelgard

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@mytholora

3 years

xinyan in inazuma: wild how i found all these INGREDIENTS... how would i even use them... COOKING is so difficult... xiangling: beidou get me across the ocean now

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@mytholora

5 years

byleth is at the other side like.... is this a competition . starts lifting more n edelgard goes into a FIT

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@mytholora

3 years

ningguang after her 5th break-up: maybe i should take a break jean: hello! im here on a diplomatic visit and i take everything way too seriously ningguang: baiwen get me the garterbelt

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@mytholora

3 years

@ujugn BAAL OFFICE LADY.....

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@mytholora

10 months

nazis all of them ill fucking say it yeah. theyre basically just a new form of nazis. israel is a genocidal, terrorist, zionist settler colony upholding white supremacy. it is a fucking cult, and it is determined to ethnically cleanse the world of an entire group of people.

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@mytholora

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day 2 of the school year edelgard: i cannot do this. i cannot sit in a class with clowns and a big-breasted teacher and pretend anymore hubert: patience lady edelgard. they may be clowns but it is your circus edelgard: you... you're right hubert. thank you.

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@mytholora

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edelgard: have you seen hubert? dorothea: hold on I'll get him dorothea: hubie doobie doo where are you? hubert, appearing in a cloud of smoke: stop summoning me with that song.

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@mytholora

3 years

sucrose: this is our winery! diona: hey mona: that's a child diona: and thats an ugly pickly bitch!!

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3 years

yoimiya: do you listen to girl in red sara: i only listen to Her Excellency

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3 years

sayu: watch this (falls asleep on her feet) ayaka: can someone treat this child for narcolepsy

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3 years

keqing: i am singlehandedly consuming liyue's inventory of caffeine xiangling: youre not gonna stop her? hutao: i want to see what it does to a human person

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@mytholora

3 years

sara: i will find the culprit behind this crime against Her Excellency yae: you can't even find the clitoris sara: ill go and k!ll myself now

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noelle: it is my duty as a knight in training to know everything about mondstat so i will count the number of bricks used in the building of our great city! mona: who are you and what are you doing in front of my house

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@mytholora

5 years

@jodiesboots this is true i was the gun

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3 years

sara: the shogun would never want me the way i want her ei: i want you sara: WHAT

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3 years

beidou: you need stop showing ganyu movies ningguang: why? ganyu: beidou! where the hell have you been loca?

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@mytholora

3 years

yoimiya: this will either make the most beautiful pattern in the sky or blow the walls of my house down ayaka: I could blow the walls of your world down yoimiya: what ayaka: huh

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@mytholora

3 years

yanfei: dear noblewarrior99, your recommendation "guidelines and rules to aristocracy" was delightful. do you have any other books for me to peruse? eula: dear lawandorder69, it was my pleasure. I've been reading "initiating long distance relationships" recently. do check it out

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eula: you are infuriating beidou: and you've got the best thighs ive seen on a woman eula: i will not be flattered into liking you eula: do you. like tea? beidou: YEAH

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@mytholora

6 years

give me any mamamoo screenshot and I could make a meme out of it

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3 years

yae: i heard you're a vegetarian? ganyu: i do enjoy a raw flower every now and then yae: perfect (hauls up a load of fallen sakura petals) how do you feel about working at the grand narukami shrine

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fischl: (kneeling in the cathedral, hands clasped) barbara: oh! its so nice to have you here fischl! it's not often we see you praying in fischl: please be quiet im hexing someone

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rosaria: you have issues jean: (climbing up a wall to give sweet flowers to helen) whatever do you mean rosaria: there are STAIRS, jean

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xinyan: this is a song i wrote for gay people... #lovewins #canthetianquanandyuhengstopfuckingat5am

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ningguang: wow look at all this jade in my floating chamber bet someone wishes they didn't break up with me huh beidou numbing her mouth eating raw jueyun chilis: haha hot

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xiangling: don't talk to me or my son like that guoba: 😤😤😤 mirror maiden: im so sorry im against animal cruelty you can go

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jeralt: sothis died of ligma byleth: who's sothis jeralt: jeralt: right. i forgot i never taught u

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lisa: im shakign. im . who are you. what have you done to jean jean: all i said was im going home on time lisa: jean would never practice a healthy work life balance demon

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ganyu: are you homophobic keqing: we are married ganyu: but you won't hold my hand keqing: we are also fighting a god in the ocean ganyu: if we go down we go hand in hand keqing: that. that is the most romantic thing you've ever said random milileth: im dying

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3 years

yae: lisa: yae: its like looking in a mirror lisa: yeah. yeah.

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byul: wait I get a chair but unnie gets to pole dance? hwasa gets a bathtub and a jaguar?? wheein gets a car and plays with fire??? solar: we figured your outfits were enough adrenaline for you

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masked singer: [dances like a lesbian] audience: who could it be solji: that looks like lesbian behaviour solji: solji: it's byul

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