Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash
6 years
5 GUYS EMPLOYEE: what would u like?
ME: one “little fries” please
5GE: so u want “a whole bag of fries?”
ME: no, just a “little-“
5GE: I definitely heard “more fries than u could ever handle”
ME: please, no—
5GE: JERRY, FOIST UPON THIS MAN “A FUCKASS LOAD AMOUNT OF FRIES”