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cypress

@mycelial_pal

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@mycelial_pal

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everyone loves you you dumb suicidal bitch

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

please dont be mean to me that's not nice

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

can i borrow twenty cigarettes

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

never saying anything ever again

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@mycelial_pal

5 months

likes u privately

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

BREAKING: all of your bones. im breaking all of your bones

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

i had a dream that you got better and we talked about how you had been and then i woke up and you were as you are

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@mycelial_pal

6 months

*reading your palm* it says im gonna fucking kill you

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@mycelial_pal

29 days

i think you're the most beautiful girl in this whole morgue

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

6 months

my goal with online is to make friends and have fun

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

if i die young (government kills me) u all have permission to act like u knew me better than u did. i encourage it honestly. just make shit up, say like we went on long hikes together and i said something profound or whatever i don't give a shit have fun with it

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@mycelial_pal

5 months

kisses ur bpd all better

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@mycelial_pal

5 months

genuinely sick of this fucking shit fuck this dumbass website

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

by your late twenties to early thirties you should be dead in the fucking ground

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

your dumb bitch soul is forfeit you dumb fucking bitch

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

doing a really funny bit and then dying

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

you fuck w deeply broken whores?

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

im gonna disintegrate your bitch ass

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

damn that sucks. sorry about that. sorry about the way you are that sucks

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

i cant do this anymore... *turns into a tree*

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

personally, man, respectfully, I'm gonna hurt you

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@mycelial_pal

23 days

smoking the weed that kills you

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@mycelial_pal

19 days

my lawyers have advised me to kill myself

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@mycelial_pal

30 days

ha ha ha! i am having so much fun! ha ha ha ! i am having so much fun torturing you! ha ha!

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

6 days

ive just replaced your memories

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

4 months

guy who has yet to learn the true meaning of suffering

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4 months

guy who just learned bad words

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

sup bitch what's up weird bitch

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@mycelial_pal

16 days

daily affirmations: no escape no escape no escape no escape no escape no escape no escape no escape no escape

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

i know it looks bad but all of this blood and guts is only all strewn about all over the place because of the unspeakable violent acts ive done

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

4 months

u need to get the fuck over urself n be absorbed into the hive consciousness

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

6 months

hi there im your doctor, so it looks like im going to cut a hole into your stomach and then im going to fuck that hole

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

if you care about anything or have any goodness in your heart and try to understand what's going on around you you will go completely insane. maybe you will think that the only moral response to the unbeatable machinery of extractive violent empire is adventurist violence,

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

2 months

you cant escape from my love you dumb fucking retard

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@mycelial_pal

5 months

i wanna read a book that makes me go insane

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

4 months

im lowkey conflicted rn cuz the voice coming from inside my walls is telling me not to trust the voice i hear in the woods

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

2 months

we're putting you in the wasp room now

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@mycelial_pal

5 months

deep state assassins, kill this fucker and make his death look like a suicide

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

We've figured you out.. and We're not impressed.

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

3 months

i care about every bitch and whore and slut in the world

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

2 months

separating art from artist. forcibly. this is a robbery give me the fucking paintings

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

*violent stalker voice* im gonna skin you alive, bitch

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@mycelial_pal

25 days

ive just been blown to smithereens. good knowing u

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

u wanna see where im gonna keep ur bones?

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@mycelial_pal

3 months

i suppose youre wondering why ive locked you in a psychic mind prison for the rest of all time

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@mycelial_pal

5 months

hey youre kind of upsetting me could you change everything about who you are and what you do for me please?

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@mycelial_pal

22 days

cmon man you took those death threats and assaults out of context

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@mycelial_pal

9 days

ive decided to stop growing as a person

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@mycelial_pal

5 months

i love ur fat distribution i bet u have beautiful marbling

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

*dumps your medication down the drain* you don't need use drugs just to fit in or feel better *chains you to a radiator* all you need is to be content in yourself and exert control over your life *pulls out a rusty hacksaw* we tend to underestimate our own capabilities and feel l

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

4 months

just ran over god with my car i think He's dead

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

God just shot me with a gun

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

2 months

you're prolly not old enough to understand it but i'll just go ahead and traumatize u anyways

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

4 months

don't act like you know what it is. every fucking day, bro, every day a grand piano falls on my head and do i complain about that shit? no. do i make a big deal out of it? no, i push my way up out of the grand piano and stand up and do a big smile and my teeth are piano keys.

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

2 months

dismantles you

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

1 month

im going to hell u want me to get u anything?

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

*gesturing at your soul* can i have that?

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

23 days

*from inside your closet* they used to let me smoke in here

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

take your medicine that kills you instantly sweetie

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

benevolently molesting you

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

4 months

pinning your beautiful little fairy wings to one of the pages in my book

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cypress

@mycelial_pal

3 months

i used to be a tree

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@mycelial_pal

5 months

just shot god with a gun

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@mycelial_pal

6 months

ive just invented Violence

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

my hair is Nice right now and i am trying not to purchase Cigarette

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

it's okay to be Beautiful and Evil

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

hey stand your bitch-ass under this grand piano held up by ropes real quick

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@mycelial_pal

5 months

im actually very good and kind and sweet u just cant tell bc of how i speak and act and think and treat people and how my soul is

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

im leading a team of brilliant scientists and scholars working tirelessly to figure out why you're like this

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

im not crazy i just see The Dark Pulsing Rivers Of Ichor That Protrude From Under The Pale Translucent Skin Of The Universe

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

ive been getting really into freaking out lately

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

i am obligated to stunt on these hoes

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

u ever been cut open by a knife?

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

i need to not be around

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

you've fallen into the void between the real and the imagined, white boy

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

hunting down and killing and eating a dude

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

im proud of you, kid, look at this, they put your face on the back of a milk carton.

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

im changing my ways and becoming even more evil

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

im sentient and im making it everyone's problem

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

hey don't do that. im threatening you stop getting horny stop that

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@mycelial_pal

6 months

flame wizards, immolate this fucker

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

wake up you fucking dyke

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

no that's alright babe i like girls who are filled with the writing maggots all inside them girls who are filled with the squirming worms the writhing maggots all wriggling inside them

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

beating the shit out of bisexuals

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@mycelial_pal

5 months

enucleation

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

death is cool. and blood and pain and stuff.

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@mycelial_pal

3 months

that didnt happen to you. you made that up. nothing has happened to you. you have no experiences. you don't exist.

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

heyy we were all talking abt ur peculiarities and were wondering if u knew how deeply unlovable all of ur flaws make u

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

using my new Harm Device, im going to hurt you

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@mycelial_pal

8 days

Are You Ready For Me To Be Weird To You?

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

The Smiler: )

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@mycelial_pal

5 months

i suppose youre wondering why im spinning you around on a rotisserie spit over a big fire

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@mycelial_pal

5 months

doctors agree that im going to hurt you

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

man im gonna whip the shit out of you with my pistol

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@mycelial_pal

4 months

im not like your other violent psychotic stalkers

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@mycelial_pal

1 month

sorry, i get really emotional when im trying to manipulate you

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

do u have any human flesh on the menu? i can only eat human flesh on account of my dietary restrictions

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@mycelial_pal

2 months

once i figure out what sex is i'll be one step closer to understanding these hoes

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