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No shit, I would *literally* love it if we made it

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Ok I lol’d at this one

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Sup @the1975 👋🏼 you need a drummer for your Chicago show next month?

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It’s like looking in the mirror

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Ok, now let’s put him in jail.

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US President Donald Trump's extensive links to transnational organized crime, human traffickers, and espionage operations. (Note: profile will update continuously throughout the day.) #ElectionDay #Election2020 #SpookyConnections

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@mybandowen

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FYI if you are an adult and my friend and you’re trying to tell me Blink 182 is “killing it” you are a narc

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@mybandowen

7 years

WHERE'S YOUR BLOATED ORANGE GOD NOW BRADY

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@mybandowen

4 years

Cap’n Jizz. You’re welcome.

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@mybandowen

4 years

Not sure who all these other jokers are but thanks @Truman_Black !

Stereogum

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4 years

The 1975's Matty Healy has posted a series of podcasts in which he interviews music legends including @BrianEno , @KimletGordon , Steve Reich, Mike Kinsella, Bobby Gillespie, Conor Oberst, and Stevie Nicks

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@mybandowen

5 years

Little known fact! “Never Meant” was written about humidity.

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@mybandowen

4 years

Goddamnit why couldn’t they have cancelled SXSW any of the years I played it

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@mybandowen

5 years

Don’t ask me why me and all my friends unsuccessfully ripping off Shudder To Think and Fugazi for 25 years is way cooler than Greta Van Fleet very successfully ripping of Led Zeppelin BUT IT IS

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@LilNasX HBD

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5 years

I always tell my kids: Try hard, do good, stay in school -OR- Be really good looking with a nice ass and travel the world in a cute vintage van and have corporations give you free stuff and then post pictures of it and then they’ll give you a ton of money too

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5 years

Fuck you and your happy music

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5 years

You and all your standard tunings can go straight to standard hell

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5 years

I will never forgive my children for giving me a reason to live

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8 years

Almost bummed enough to listen to my own music

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4 years

My kids are running around as me in Minecraft telling people “I’m in American Football #4realz ”

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5 years

Check it out, mom!

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Two decades after its self-titled debut, @americfootball is writing some of the best music of its career – and bringing a children's choir to the #TinyDesk .

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1 year

Life is weird

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It totally sucks that I can’t vehemently complain about the Frasier reboot cause I’m the fucking guy from American Football

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6 years

I seriously can’t find a capo so I guess Owen is breaking up

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@mybandowen

5 years

I can definitively say that the worst part about making a Twitter joke about Blink 182 is then people start tagging you in their discussions about Blink 182

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5 years

Soooo who’s going to tell Blink 182 how old they are?

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5 years

Pro tip: everything is math rock if you can’t find the 1

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5 years

Dude eating his wings at the bar with a fork and knife definitely listens to Blink 182 and is definitely a narc

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2 years

☠️

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2 years

this little clip of The 1975 covering Never Meant just made my day

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4 years

Official music video

HEART ATTACK MAN 🥕🐶🐶

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4 years

Has this one been done already?

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1 year

🎶 Let’s just forgeeeeeeeeeet 🎶

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4 years

Yes, I will join your punk band

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7 years

Resolutions: - less phone - less crabby - less food - less social anxiety - more music - more empathy - more nudity - more fun

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4 years

Imagine doing this to any other human, let alone one that you’re paid to protect and serve.

Fifty Shades of Whey

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4 years

Police officer in Seattle rolls their bike over a fallen protester's head

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5 years

Japan is right that Dinosaur Jr. song rules

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6 years

If LP3 bombs I think I’m going to become an awesome vigilante like The Punisher

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6 years

Yes, I’m 41. But they say you’re only as old as you feel, so *technically* I’m deceased.

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@mybandowen

1 year

You guys ever wonder how stupid American Football songs sound without the whole band playing em?

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1 year

Dude. DUDE. I’m so thankful to 20 year old me for being smarter than 46 year old me. Love playing these songs.

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@mybandowen

7 years

Guys with beards are just guys without beards with beards

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7 years

I came here to cry and punch racists in the fucking face, and I'm all out of crying.

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@mybandowen

6 years

Anyone want to write a new Owen album for me?

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@mybandowen

3 years

Spent like an hour trying to figure out an American Football song that shit’s tough

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@mybandowen

6 years

My kids are going to be so embarrassed that their dad is a meme when they learn what memes are

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11 months

Wild to think that as soon as I die some hilarious 17 year-old is going to make a “Never Meant” pun..

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1 year

I keep telling you guys I’m huge in Japan

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4 years

Man, I even miss loading out.

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@mybandowen

7 years

How fucking bad at life are you if you think someone else's religious beliefs/skin color/sexual orientation is the reason you're miserable?

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@mybandowen

4 years

Just gonna sit here pantsless for a few weeks or months or whatever, sipping on Fernet, waiting for my “Stay Home” royalty checks to arrive

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@mybandowen

7 years

Welp, these fucking killer / corny / mathy / love / hate / boring / inspiring / confident / insecure emo songs ain't gonna write themselves

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@mybandowen

5 years

Get yourself a man that can do neither

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@mybandowen

7 years

It's safe to assume that every person I see jogging wants to be alive more than I do

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@mybandowen

6 years

If hearing @realDonaldTrump refer to people who happened to be born in other countries as “Animals” doesn’t make you want to punch him in his melting skin mask face then your parents did a lousy job raising you

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4 years

WTF I’m verified? As what?

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5 years

Just bummed myself out listening to new Owen mixes

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@mybandowen

6 years

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Halloween, Thanksgiving, 4th of July

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@mybandowen

4 years

Fucking @realDonaldTrump every fucking day fuck I’m so sick of knowing what the biggest asshole in junior high has to say about every fucking thing that fucking happens

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@mybandowen

5 years

Not gonna lie - I’m excited for everyone to hear the new album and to get to play the new songs live soon.

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6 years

III

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5 years

Some things that, for some reason, the internet thinks I’m really into but I’m not: - Panic At The Disco - guitar tapping - Angela from The Office

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6 years

FYI every song I’ve ever written is about sports

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@mybandowen

6 years

I know a bar is lame when I’m the only person wearing a Cap’n Jazz shirt in it

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@mybandowen

4 years

Not gonna lie - having to repeat 2nd grade as a 43 year old completely sucks

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4 years

Some common misconceptions about me, usually based on the sad music I make, are that I’m sad and that I like music

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2 years

Fuck am I old?

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@mybandowen

4 years

Fine. You guys all like Fugazi more than me.

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@mybandowen

5 years

That’s so cool you like cool bands

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OMG I can’t believe it took me this long to come up with the idea of doing free daytime Owen shows at Guitar Centers while I’m on tour

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What’s the point of living if I can’t be friends with Mina Kimes 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@mybandowen

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I haaaaaaaate rich people / can the rest of us agree that their existence is oppressive to literally everyone else and try to kill them?

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@mybandowen

5 years

How is a person supposed to write a new Owen album when there’s so many other funner things to do?

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What tuning are they in?

Historic Vids

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American football in the 1940s

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5 years

It’s my right to be a fucking baby sometimes

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7 years

Turns out you get better at some stuff as you get older (self-awareness, cooking, sex) and worse at others (playing drums in Cap'n Jazz)

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4 years

I mean, sorta?

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Poemhub

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5 years

How do all you fuckers write songs so easily / fast?!

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5 years

I’m torn, because being famous would be super fun but apparently then you have to dress like a fucking idiot

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Muscle memoring!

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4 years

I can’t believe I have to wake up tomorrow

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I don’t know how old Shawn Mendes is but fuck it - I’ll fight him

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5 years

I’m “I can sit in a room that has drums in it and not want to play them” years old

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3 years

All of these soccer players have dumb enough haircuts and cry enough to be in any of my bands

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5 years

@scottgum Well I think that’s a hat with a wig

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I don’t really smoke pot but I’m planning on eating enough wings at lunch to “fuck me up”

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@mybandowen

4 years

Hi! The new Owen album The Avalanche comes out on June 19th and you can preorder it and check out the bundles / different variants / new merch / tour dates (🤞🏼) at . The first single “A New Muse” is…

Owen

www.owenmusic.com

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Guys I’ve been trying to play it cool for the kids and all but holy fuck we’re screwed, aren’t we?

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@mybandowen

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My dad’s been dead for 14 years and I don’t necessarily ever miss the man I knew, but often pine to know more about the man I didn’t

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🤞🏼that the drummer of Fall Out Boy breaks an arm at soundcheck today, at which point I’d be like oh man that sucks but 🙋🏼‍♂️I’ll do it! And then I’ll get to play drums for Fall Out Boy tonight 🤗

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"I'm sorry." - me, in my head, to every person that I see or sees me

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I put my pants on one leg at a time while crying just like everybody else

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4 years

I would rather starve to death than scroll for six minutes to get to the actual fucking recipe, bloggers

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I keep a list of bands I want to punch

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@mybandowen

5 years

I just tried tucking my shirt in to see what it would look like and it turns out I have no right being as confident as I am

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4 years

I can feel myself slipping closer and closer to what will undoubtedly be an unceremoniously gruesome death* (unceremoniously gruesome death = me live streaming me playing my songs)

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@mybandowen

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Wtf why don’t you guys write some fucking songs for ME

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@mybandowen

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Man the chorus of this Selena Gomez song makes me WEEP

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@mybandowen

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I’ve cried for you. For me. For strangers. I’ve cried in every room. When will it end?

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Ok - all of you who make your bed everyday, knowing full well you’re just going to mess it up again that night, are total fucking psychos. There. I said it.

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