I didn't know that what I really needed to save my 2020 was Jordan North singing I Will Survive really badly and out of time
It is magnificent
#ImACeleb
Just learned about chip buttys, which is an English food that is literally just French fries in between two slices of bread. This is just making me so irrationally angry
@5isbestboi
@BrownGonzo
I have to wear it for 10 hours at work, it's not comfortable at all but I'd rather suffer discomfort than put myself and others at risk
Seriously sick of these double standards though
People complained to holy hell about the BLM protests but as soon as the lads wanna go for a pint there's not a complaint to be seen
My heart has melted 🥺🥺
Elliott came and dropped his switch off at my doorstep today and once he'd left and I opened it, he left this note and it turns out he's bought and installed Animal Crossing for me because I haven't been able to afford it and don't have my own Switch 😭😭
Excuse u Matt Hancock
I work in retail and the majority of old people or middle aged people either refuse to wear masks and social distance or wear a mask but halfway down their face so they may as well not wear one
Fucking young people getting the flack for stuff again
I don't have a sugar daddy, I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably can go out and get one, because I AM WHAT? SICKENING
I'm fed up of seeing articles about horror films/series on Netflix saying "these films are absolutely terrifying and are making people pass out" etc bc then I genuinely think it's gonna be a good horror and they always turn out to be tame and shite
Mo Farrah falling out of his hammock, not bothering to get back up and just deciding to sleep on the floor pretty much sums up my motivation all the time
I heard my local Brownies unit is struggling so I'm volunteering to help out
It really shaped me as a kid doing Girlguiding going through Rainbows, Brownies and Guides and to know that I can give back in any way is so nice 🥺
I've just seen a status being shared around on Facebook saying "People who eat cereal with a big spoon are people that I find very uncomfortable to be around"
Are you telling me there are people out there who eat their cereal with teaspoons?
For the umpteenth time, can we just have a national lockdown where everything INCLUDING all places of education are shut down?? What's the point in upping the tier system and still keeping a literal breeding ground for the virus open?
Just want to make this clear, if you do not support
#BlackLivesMatter
and are sick of seeing me talk about or retweeting the disgusting scenes at the protests and George Floyd's murder then you can unfollow me straight away please and thank you
I went to Leeds Fest, borrowed my friends tent and left my passport in there by accident when I left
Instead of just sending it back to me like a normal person she burnt the tent down with my passport in it so I "wasn't a victim of identity fraud"
Mental health issues have been so romanticised that people don't want to accept that there are unattractive stages within those issues such as not brushing your teeth or not having an ounce of energy to have a shower on some days
I've just been offered a place at Newcastle University to study my Museum Studies MA!!
I'm so overwhelmed with happiness and excitement right now
Words can't describe how nice it feels to have all your hard work pay off 😭💗
@TiaKofi
I'm so sorry you're trying to celebrate your DESERVED win and having to deal with this disgusting behaviour
We all love you and I for one am so proud to see your growth whilst still remaining the sweetest person ever
I have been Team Tia from the onset and proud 💖
Big day for me today
Ya gal is about to deliver her first talk on the prison cells at the museum I work at!!
What an achievement to make just before Christmas 🥰
Should we relax the 30-people limit for Prince Philip's funeral?
Around 800 people were expected to be on the invite list, but government guidelines mean that his funeral will be restricted to 30 attendees. Given he was our monarch's husband, should we make an exception?