🌶️ @mxis__ Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@cukienaknikmati

@coffee_ipp

@DrVJYoung

@_budgie

@ManInDamascus

@bokeplokalmalam

@ThibaultDumas

@bokeplokalmalam

@mizo_gamer62571

@AkifumiKito

@judy_soliiman

@Sallu0413541176

@RobinBanksy2021

@RecepKarakse

@WendyMoten

@coldhulaighLIB

@ComumCidadao

@HLorios

@StreunerTiffany

@imwintel

@Royal_Alte

@lankakolukolla

@tanner__12

@professoradair

@mgmgumauma_

@uqupharmacy

@rashed

@uqupharmacy

@HuddsArtGallery

@ThamesTy

@iheartbobross

@olive_arius

@KPalmer_

@wetbee_

@NashIcon989

@BellatrixAiden

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

I really don‘t give a fuck how your day was as long as u weren’t talking to any bitches

25

1K

5K

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

He can’t even back up a trailer🤢🤮

2

29

178

🌶️

@mxis__

3 years

Life good when you stay out the mix

0

18

56

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

WHAT THE FUCK IS POWER STEERING????? These mechanics make up anything I swear to god😩😩😩😩

3

4

48

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

Alright I might care a little damn🙄

0

2

44

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Anal eyes analyze anal lies 💯

2

15

40

🌶️

@mxis__

3 years

Asked my daughter to steal the school breakfast pizza for me and she said no😩 it be ya own fr

0

2

39

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

Took some booty pics to see if I still got it and I do🫦

0

2

36

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

If you ever heard anything bad about me it’s probably true cause I’m a horrible person

1

15

32

🌶️

@mxis__

8 months

Me after costco

2

0

32

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

I followed u cause ur sexy

1

7

28

🌶️

@mxis__

3 years

Shaving (just in case)

0

28

🌶️

@mxis__

3 years

I need 2 huevitos estrellados con unos frijoles fritos, una salsa molcajeteada, queso fresco, aguacate y un cafecito de olla

1

6

29

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

ENTRE PANCHO Y PANCHO SE HACE UN ALBOROTO🗣

0

8

25

🌶️

@mxis__

10 days

I hate socializing im so shy but after 2 beers it goes away I be talking to everyone & their mom

0

2

25

🌶️

@mxis__

3 years

Gm

0

20

23

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

Seen some funky weird shit now I’m coo lol

0

23

🌶️

@mxis__

12 days

0

1

22

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

If I fuck you please don’t go fuck nobody else cause then I can’t fuck your risky ass anymore 😭🤢 #strict #idgaf

0

21

🌶️

@mxis__

3 years

No joke I let them tweets fly but In real life I serve his plate first n ask if he needs anything every 5 minutes lmao

ZORAYA (only account)

@ZorayaBlack_

3 years

Women who talk like they hate men are the biggest simps for them behind closed doors.

7

94

493

1

4

21

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

I got hella fake sugar daddies in my dms right now I’m about to ask one for an embroidery machine

11

0

14

🌶️

@mxis__

1 month

I suck at taking hints so u just gonna have to tell me what’s up🥴

0

2

20

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

I send u photos u worship me how hard is it?!!!!!

0

6

20

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

excuse me???? 122 degrees???? Lmfaoooooo

2

0

19

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

I need a full body massage

0

19

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Dude knocked on my door and was like “are your folks home?” SIR I am the folk😭

0

17

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

I kno u miss me too

1

8

16

🌶️

@mxis__

1 month

0

4

17

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Good thing bout being a light weight I just sniff my drink n I’m buzzed

1

2

15

🌶️

@mxis__

1 month

I can’t stand dudes who be tweeting like they hate women all day or are heartbroken and then dm me why would u think I wanna suffer like that go away bozo

0

16

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

I lied

2

0

17

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

If I ever found out that my man had a work wife I would just call HR and report them both for misconduct

0

16

🌶️

@mxis__

10 days

I be shutting the fuck up

0

16

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

I ain’t arguing with no handy/ problem solving man yea whatever u say my love just fix that for me pls

0

16

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

Chapelle show & a freak bitch

0

9

15

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

I hate liking someone cause then I be trippin

0

2

15

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

😋

Maria

@mjf________

2 months

Statement

687

24K

104K

1

0

15

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

self Isolation feels so good when u don’t got a bitch in ur ear asking why ur being distant

0

6

15

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Happy birthday to my son and shout out to him for coming 2 weeks early & making it just in time to add him to my taxes😹🥳 he a real one💯

0

3

15

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Need a dude who’s scared of me no fuckin cap!!!!!💯💯💯

0

2

15

🌶️

@mxis__

3 years

Hate when a ugly dude use one of my tweets to slide in my dms i delete that shit so quick

0

2

15

🌶️

@mxis__

1 year

1

0

14

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

I hope something good happens to you today

1

0

14

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

good morning ladies have a beautiful day!!!! Men… stay manly

0

13

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

@Mr_Flipy

1

2

12

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

I used to love cooking now idk man.. groceries expensive as fuck prep & cook time is always More than an hour I be in the kitchen hot as fuck starving by the time food is ready I don’t even wanna eat anymore and then we eat in 10 minutes and I gotta do all the bitch dishes😭

0

11

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

My son won’t eat his posole unless I break his tostadas In there for him🙄🙄 this beaner fr

1

0

13

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

Strawberry nesquick & some head!!!

1

3

13

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

If ur not gonna offer to line my shit up when I say I haven’t shaved then what even is the point😞😭

0

13

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Any time I hear a dude sharing some sob story or tweeting bout how a bitch hurt him I just really wanna finish him off

1

0

13

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

They ain’t go nowhere❗️

2

0

13

🌶️

@mxis__

3 years

Don’t follow me I’m insane

0

7

12

🌶️

@mxis__

3 months

I drove a stick shift in San Francisco no one can tell me SHIT

2

0

12

🌶️

@mxis__

5 months

Squirt In his mouth!!!! I mean good morning & have a blessed day😁👍🏽👍🏽

0

12

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

Cherry coke me plz

0

12

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Dudes doing photo dumps smh be a fuckin man and post some drugs or something

1

11

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Got a CD con 90 éxitos de los temerarios let’s fuckin go

0

11

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

long distance cool cause when we fall out I don’t have to worry about running into them in public ever

0

11

🌶️

@mxis__

4 months

0

11

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Goodmorning to everyone who fucks with me!!! 💯💯And those who don’t as well 😂😂 God bless.

0

3

10

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

I don’t ask for much just to be treated like ur goddess that’s it im a simple woman

0

9

11

🌶️

@mxis__

1 month

Buzzed af off a (one) Vicky’s tall can 😎

0

11

🌶️

@mxis__

3 years

I want this so bad

1

2

11

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Good morning hard working ppl only😁🫡😮‍💨y’all deserve the coldest beers🍺🥰💌💝💟 the rest of y’all can have the bud lights🫣😒

0

3

11

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

I literally don’t care if ur cute or ugly skinny or fat what race u are or what you identify as I hate everyone equally!!

0

2

11

🌶️

@mxis__

3 years

I need him interlocking toes with me

0

11

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

just woke up now I cant sleep😭 toda pendeja

0

1

11

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

80 degrees before 8 am is ridiculous!!

0

2

11

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

I be twerking to the criminal minds intro song

1

0

11

🌶️

@mxis__

1 month

Go thru each others drafts

bink

@music4binky

1 month

first date ideas: drive to flint michigan end the patriarchy go through ur notes app get our freak on picnic by the water go to chillies discuss socio n economical state of world get married get so high we get scared start a cult bring down the American government build legos

1

4

47

1

0

10

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Thinking about all the good things I’ve fucked up :/

0

1

10

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

No way y’all prefer having a sweaty ass over being cold wtf

0

3

10

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

I just be on here lying and y’all eat that shit up every time

0

9

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Where the men who don’t like to argue n just stfu n do what you say

0

1

10

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

Got a flat tire & I didn’t have anything in my trunk but a subwoofer.. no spare in sight smh

3

0

10

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

I miss morning sex that shit had me walking into work like Vince McMahon 😩😩😭

1

0

10

🌶️

@mxis__

1 month

Why you never call me?

0

10

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Have you no idea that you’re in deep? I’ve dreamt about you nearly every night this week.

2

0

10

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

I be like no im not sleepy then knock out in 5 seconds

0

1

9

🌶️

@mxis__

3 years

Mfs be quick to assume u got a baby daddy just cause u got kids😓😓 bitch I STOLE them

0

9

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Gm Who wNna go with me today to get my name tatted on them :)

1

0

10

🌶️

@mxis__

15 days

Muscle memory go crazy

1

10

🌶️

@mxis__

1 month

I love vaporub!

0

9

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

I would say my Twitter days are coming to an end but I just know that’s a good damn lie

1

2

9

🌶️

@mxis__

4 months

I was going to say something stupid but nvm I’m almost 30 damn

1

2

9

🌶️

@mxis__

1 month

Que piensas tú, que mi amor es común? No cariño, yo soy más de lo que aceptas.

0

9

🌶️

@mxis__

6 months

I really DGAF how my kids come out in the family photos as long as I look fly af💯🆙🔝

0

1

9

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

Yes I bookmarked your tweet how you wanna go about it?

0

9

🌶️

@mxis__

4 months

2 in 1

0

9

🌶️

@mxis__

9 months

Im buzzed an all I want is 1. To epoxy my garage 2. Square up with my bd 3. The love of my life

1

0

8

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

Que bonito es el amor!!!!!¡¡

0

2

7

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

Grwm para ir a la tiendita de la esquina a comprar una Caguama

1

0

8

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

I’ve got my eye on you

0

8

🌶️

@mxis__

1 month

I need some rain in my life

0

1

8

🌶️

@mxis__

4 months

🌶️

@mxis__

4 months

FUCK santos valdez💯💯💯

0

1

0

8

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

Did you know that we mostly breathe through one nostril at a time and they take turns lol

1

0

8

🌶️

@mxis__

2 months

Just some late night thoughts

0

8

🌶️

@mxis__

1 year

It’s annoying when dudes tweet heartbroken shit shut up bitch!!!!! No one give af

0

8

🌶️

@mxis__

2 years

God when😩😩😩

Clout Drought 🐥

@Del_fuhrer

2 years

Put my finger between my girls boobs and licked the sweat off cause why not I need a little salt for this beer

3

4

26

1

0

8