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@mutembeijr

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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Nmepanda balcony kuota jua alafu wamama kwa ploti wanasema navuruta bangi
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@mutembeijr
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Tutapea watoto wetu baraka gani na tumetumia zote kubless mizinga 😂
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Kati ya Nurses na Mpesa ladies nani anaeza win vita ya kuongea Chafu ?
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@mutembeijr
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Landlord akiweka padlock kwa status inamaanisha aji wakuu ?
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
unalike tweets zangu mi naye nakufollow Mara iyo iyo , tugrow kimoja
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Hello Handsome vs nataka favor
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
unakulana na Mumama alafu ukishamwaga anakuuliza " Na unaitagwa nani my son " 🤣
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@mutembeijr
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5 months
Muka wa Ruto performing her wifey duties.
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Huyu dem ananiomba fifty Bob hii asubui kwani anataka nizime simu wikendi yote bana
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Kesho nayo watu wengi watageuzwa motivational speakers huku after, "I thought we had a thing" 😂😂😂
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Girls who smoke weed are so hot btw😊
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
unaenda kukiss dem wa ghetto kidogo kidogo unaona ameangalia kando , kumbe gaidi inatema Chavez 😂
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@mutembeijr
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unachat na dem mmeru hadi saa nane ya usiku ukidhani ni mapenzi kumbe gaidi iko jaba 😂
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@mutembeijr
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unashangaa mbona madem wakikuyu wanakupenda , kumbe ni kichwa yako inafanana Waru 🤣
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@mutembeijr
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Saa hii kuna mzungu amevaa nguo yako ya Christmas huko majuu 😂
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@mutembeijr
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Inafaa Ruto atenge ata siku moja ya kusema ukweli bana
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Wanaume wenzako wakikula njaro for supper wewe unakula chakula , feiyilia 😂
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Utapata kuna mtu hajawai kula pizza na ametulia tu mahali bila pressure 😂
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Nani ako na iyo video ya Jacky Murira nataka kuconfirm kitu 🤪
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Dem unakosaje haga ? Si kama hukutaka kuwa msichana ungesema 😂
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@mutembeijr
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Saa hii natafuta msichana wa at least 60 years na akuwe na pesa nimdate .
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Hizi memes za ndege kesho zinabamba mbaya , nmechoma kimoja naona zikiwa funny ajab🤣
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@mutembeijr
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Your girlfriend is called hope but the P is silent at end month and weekend 🤣
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@mutembeijr
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Yaani Size 8 ameamua kutoka Jela same time na Kartel 😅
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
ukitaka kuona wasichana warembo walioumbwa wakaumbika we tembea Kisumu city usiku 😅
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Guess who is back ? Finally the ban is over my guys mnifollow I follow back Asap
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Tulisema expectations zikuwe pale down kabisa kuavoid disappointments mingi .
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@mutembeijr
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Kuweka ngoma alaf unatoka nje unajifanya unaenda shop ndio uskie uzito umefika wapi ,🤗🤣
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@mutembeijr
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Hakuna kitu hunibamba Kama kuona dem alkuwa anajifanya badgal akiwa na mimba 😅
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@mutembeijr
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Msichana anakudanganya anakupenda ndio umkule bana
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Nakuwashia nots alafu nikipitia TL yako sipati ata tweet yangu moja , y'all frauds wallahi
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Yaani mtu anakuacha tu fwaaa hajali Kama we ata ni yatima 💔🤧
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@mutembeijr
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One day I will Make Mama Proud , Lord help me 🙏.
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@mutembeijr
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Eti watu huongelea sex huku online ni wenye hunyonga 💔😂
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@mutembeijr
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Ukiuliza msichana wa Campus body count yake
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@mutembeijr
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Mi najua maboyz hawaezi ondokea Alicia Kanini akiwajenga ile Pussy-Mkono yake 🤣
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@mutembeijr
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Good morning friends of Makaveli , another day to do great.
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@mutembeijr
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Kitambo ungeambia dem vile babako ako na pesa but saa hii huezi risk utashtukia amekuwa stepmother🤣
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@mutembeijr
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Iyo midomo mnalambaga nayo vikojozi ndio mnaenda kukula nayo sakramenti kanisani Leo au mtapewa midomo mpya 😂
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@mutembeijr
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Huku Kisumu wasichana wote ni warembo ajab lakini usije kabla Giza ianguke 😅
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@mutembeijr
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Salaried niggas about to steal your womens but stay strong kings
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Mwanaume kuoga kila siku iyo ni umama bana, inafaa unuke jasho once in a while.
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Kukienda vizuri hii wiki naeza lipia iyo blue badge nikulage pesa ya elon pia 🤑
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@mutembeijr
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"Ni God madze " ameshikwa na Pistol akijaribu kuibia DCI
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
good morning friends of Makaveli , ndio ban ya elon Musk imeisha mnifollow am following back guys
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Msupa anakuride hadi unatamani ni wewe ungekuwa umemuoa instead of uncle yako
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@mutembeijr
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Kuna Mmeru ameniambia hakulagi jaba nikajua automatically hiyo ndio stori ya Jaba 🤣
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@mutembeijr
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Alafu kama birth year yako inaanza na 19 usisahau kuvaa sweater , hii baridi inaua wazee 😂
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@mutembeijr
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"Kuja tukaekae huku " sounds like Sex to girls
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Hakuna mtu hukuwa busy Kama msichana hakutaki , unampigia simu anakuambia nilkuwa nafunga fridge kata nitakuflash nikimaliza 💔😅
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Dreadlock babes are such a vibe lakini wote hukuwa milaya wa sherehe 😅
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@mutembeijr
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Kuna dem ashaininyima iyo kitu after kuomba Sana karibu nifikirie Hana Pvssy 😂
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@mutembeijr
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Baridi kidogo hamko online jameni 😂
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@mutembeijr
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Pussy ni ya wazungu iyo yako ni Kibwenye sistee 😂
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Hello @SafaricomPLC kwani mnanipea bundles alafu mnaji-hotspot uko studio ama rada ni gani wakuu ?
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@mutembeijr
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Amkeni tukatafutie Zakayo Pesa ya Kuiba
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@mutembeijr
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Vile wakikuyu hupenda pesa labda ata madem wao walipewa matako kubwa wakauzia wajaluo 😅
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Unatembea Bungoma unapata mtoi ananyonya akiwa ameshikilia ugali na mkono moja 😅
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@mutembeijr
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5 months
Another sign of poverty ni kusindikiza dem amekunyima 💔🤣
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3 months
Chaser na Mzinga pamoja 😅
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@mutembeijr
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Huku Mlolongo cash crops ni rosecoco walai , wasichana wadogo wanajiuza tu na vile hawa wakamba ni watamu 😊
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@mutembeijr
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najua economy ni mbaya lakini mbona pedi anirollie sawdust 😂😂
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@mutembeijr
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Heartbreak inashidwa kwani nilienda wapi kumbe nilireplace wasichana na Wamama
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@mutembeijr
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Good evening friends of Makaveli , ndio kuland bana, mko aji Leo ?
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@mutembeijr
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Vile kunaenda itabidi tutume Generali Miguna Miguna atutafutie namba ya Elon Musk tumsalimie kiasi 😂
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@mutembeijr
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Hello guys follow this account anafollow back Asap @greatnesstu
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@mutembeijr
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Zile makesi nmesolve na mpoa wangu huu mwaka naqualify kuwa magistrate walai
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@mutembeijr
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Na hii weather ata ile wimbo ya uninyunyizie maji siezi imba
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Hakunaga dem mtaro we ndiye haujui mastingo , volume iko sawa au niongeze ?
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@mutembeijr
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Hii Cabinet ya Ruto ni Kama kuuma-uma battery za remote alaf unarudisha .
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@mutembeijr
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vile kunaenda ni Kama nitakuwa yule Uncle hanaga Bibi 😂
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@mutembeijr
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Badala ya Akili moja na Meno 32 si Mungu angetupea akili 32 na meno moja kubwa ka ya ngiri
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Girlfriend yako anajua nini inaendelea na finance bill au ako busy watching Bahati's Simphously
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@mutembeijr
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Ni saa ngapi naskia njaa bana , si nilikula ugali juzi
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@mutembeijr
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Dem anaitwa mercy lakini huku nje anawacheza bila huruma 😂
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@mutembeijr
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Mmeru kusema hajawai kula miraa ni Kama malaya kusema ni virgin 😅
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@mutembeijr
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Vybz Kartel amewachiliwa , Premier league is just around the Corner 🥳🤗, Mungu sa bariki miezi zingine
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unaninyima alafu unakuja kuniuliza mbona nilinyamaza
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@mutembeijr
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Ukiwa in love lazima ulale kaa umejam 3 times in a week 😂... iko kwa Constitution ata ukiuliza Orengo 🤣🤣
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Nmefutwa kazi Monday maze na rent ndio hiyo inahitajika next week , Yaani ufanye kazi the whole month alafu ufutwe mwezi ukiisha date 29 , am dying wallahi😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@mutembeijr
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Utapata kuna mtu amelala saa hii na kitu babu yake aliachia familia ni laana tu 🤣
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Unaficha last seen na kwenu hakuna fence ,😂
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@mutembeijr
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Unaambia Mumama akununulie Jersey anakuletea ngombe ,😭
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Ukianza kukula wamama there is no going back.
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Unagotea mjaluo tao na Swahili swafi anareply na kizungu bana
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Yaani unapata jiko alafu vijana wa Subaru wanaeka kuni jameni
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@mutembeijr
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3 months
Wale tunaskiza space ya Mkuu @Amerix ishaanza . drop handles tuwafollow wakuu
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@mutembeijr
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Wenye tunafunzwa na dunia huu mwaka ni Kama hakuna ata holiday au midterm😩
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3 months
Gals who hate Ruto are such turn on 😍
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@mutembeijr
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Leo followers ni kila upande . am following back Asap , follow. @mutembeijr upate followers pia
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Good morning friends of Makaveli, ndio ban ya 3 days imeisha today smells great
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