Uzi wa kishua! Usiopauka!
Jishikie uzi wa kwako wa kiMurang'a kwa shillingi 2,500.
Agiza kupitia M-PESA;
PAY BILL: 700 201
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 665 800 2407
ACCOUNT NAME: UNO MSEAL LTD
⏩ Wasiliana na Kevin kupitia 0723 850 194 baada ya kuagiza.
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Ati Admin umenyamaza.. wewe ushawahi sikia watu wanapanga robbery ya Bank waki-shout?
Kama uko na pesa KCB enda utoe before the Next weekend. Tushawa-wuon!
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Admin: Hallo KCB, Mbona hii pesa nilideposit last month haijazaana?
KCB: Hii ni bank, sio maternity.
Admin: Gui!
Sunday issa date, MSEAL FC vs KCB FC,
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Tumeingia Police station and let me tell you Maina
Anyway, here are the details for our next match...
Kenya Police x Murang'a SEAL
Kenyan Premier League
Sunday December 3, 2023
Police Sacco Stadium, Nairobi (South C)
1500HRS EAT
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60' | Close!
Gor Mahia with a golden opportunity to open the scores, striker wao ana-head tu mahali kichwa yake imeangalia. Let off!
Gor Mahia 0 - Murang'a SEAL 0
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90' | Defence
Hapa sasa ndio the spirit of Mau Mau in us comes to play. We defend with our lives. If we can't win, we can't lose!
Gor Mahia 0 - Murang'a SEAL 0
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85' | Defence
Gor Mahia hawaezi tufunga wallai. Our keeper comes off his line to punch the ball but it lands to Boniface Omondi, the Gor attacker has time to pick where to place the ball but he chooses to place it OVER DI BAR!
Gor Mahia 0 - Murang'a SEAL 0
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20' | Water Break
Wanatudanganya twende water break halafu wanaanzisha ball tukiwa bado kwa touchline. Hiyo maji hatutaki, tutakunywa half time.
Bandari 0️⃣ - 0️⃣ Murang'a SEAL
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90 + 6' | Full Time
Game Finished. A point gained from a 'tough opponent.'
Na Wameanza Vita. Referee is under siege
Gor Mahia 0 - Murang'a SEAL 0
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A matter of national security.
⚽ | Murang'a SEAL 🆚 Ulinzi Stars
🏆 | Kenyan Premier League
📅 | Saturday, December 9, 2023
🏟️ | SportPesa Arena, Murang'a
⏰ | 3pm
Karibuni St. Sebastian!
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🗞 | 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙐𝙉𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙄𝘾𝙄𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙀
We have parted ways with Gabriel 'Kingi' Njoroge as head coach on mutual consent.
Dennis 'Wise' Okoth is at the helm on interim basis.
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90 + 5' | Full time
Hawa nao wamekuwa watamu si ati nini. Mechi safi
Nzoia is SEALED! THIS IS MURANG'AAAAA!!!!!!
🦭4️⃣-0️⃣🍬
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90 + 10' | War!
Ulinzi Stars bench have resorted to violence. Wameambiwa huku ni kwa Mau Mau so wakue sure na kitu wanataka kuanzisha. Wametulia.
Murang'a SEAL 1️⃣-1️⃣ Ulinzi Stars
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HANDS UP TO THE REAL WARRIOR, REAL WARRIOR, REAL WARRIOR.
Batts Awita folds a year older today. What special message do you have for him.
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