Paul Alexander @mulleralexander Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@naki031105santa

@MohmeMo19333287

@cagekisser

@2012Sillyfloor

@wiiidi_35

@VladDanGheorghe

@gutenberg_org

@woon1343

@windyborne

@Kimoa

@tomhudock

@ASTERKICKS

@Com_mediasRDC

@DestinyLethal

@TalonProps

@hrym19748

@sheko_xxxx

@ketchone3

@BinorRaja

@hero_izm

@Emmamercier_off

@In7QM7Itg6A4Vt7

@Pacecarmh

@galery_basah10

@abdalh_alrgwan

@macartneyyt

@KHQK69

@SR_STPR

@N0_Sudume

@RyArch15

@Lucasvidela_222

@SvasDe

@F4pex

@jan1989nrw

@MULIHAOHAO

@SushiBunniii

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

Just had a sneaky look at the projected 2026 WC qualifying groups: Group A Group B Wales England France San Marino Belgium Andorra Germany Gibraltar Brazil 1970 Isle of Wight

103

505

7K

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@LeeHurstComic @HockleyBear To be fair, if that happened, he'd still have a more successful career than you

97

139

4K

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

6 years

@ParisHilton Welshpool is a town in Wales, historically in the county of Montgomeryshire, but currently administered as part of the unitary authority of Powys. Its Welsh language name Y Trallwng literally means "the marshy or sinking land". Welshpool is the fourth largest town in Powys.

40

122

3K

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

6 years

Feel old? This is what Max and Paddy look like now #BURNEW

56

614

2K

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

@qikipedia Careless whiskers

26

37

2K

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

Dear BBC, I’ve just turned on CBeebies and Mr Tumble wasn’t dressed in black...

37

183

2K

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

2 years

@shornKOOMINS I mate of mine was doing a job interview and the bloke he was interviewing when asked if he wanted a tea or coffee said 'have you got any chocolate milkshake?'

17

30

2K

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

5 months

@JeffCarnage There was a great tweet doing the rounds saying something like, 'They'll check themselves into rehab in America, if they drink in a month what I drink on a train journey'

7

33

2K

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

6 years

@driv3r @ParisHilton Haha brilliant. Unbelievably pal, on my travels I visited Welshpool the suburb of Perth just to take a photo. Unbelievably sad, I know!

29

14

1K

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

1 year

@gillesofftheweb “Looks like Prince Harry if he’d had an allergic reaction to a wasp sting”

0

3

818

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

5 years

@DaftLimmy Had the pleasure of meeting the 'Surprisingly Down to Earth patter' at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

7

21

713

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@SkySports Who caught it? Iker Catsillas

14

504

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

2 years

@Wrexham_AFC The best striker from the UK facing Harry Kane

11

4

529

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

6 years

@prodnose It’s as if people have different tastes Danny, unbelievable

3

482

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@Danny_McMoomins @BanditNanna

7

28

455

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

@qikipedia Yorkshire tea is probably stronger than Bud Light

8

18

422

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

2 years

Perhaps Matt Le Tissier didn’t get more England caps because he’s weird?

7

11

370

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

23 days

@mrjakehumphrey Hi Jake Not far off 45 years ago this morning, we introduced the planet's biggest helmet to the world. Disappointed, Rex

12

11

377

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

8 months

Disgusting behaviour by Fulham fans again #FULARS

37

43

351

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

5 years

Look at this tackle by Mirandinha in 1987 and the ref signalling he got the ball 😳 #NEWLIV

27

53

332

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

@WeahsCousin Delighted with my James Melville calendar!

7

26

340

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

2 years

Peter Shilton

@Peter_Shilton

2 years

Megan Markel never was going to be part of our Royal family she is an American actress who has manipulated Harry to get what she wants! Which is a big house in California and a big bank balance playing every card including the race card!

14K

3K

44K

3

37

332

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

2 months

@elisjames The worst advert of all time is the Carling one where the 'friends' cheer (pretending there's a goal) once the lad pops out the room. Nobody involved in that has ever watched a football match

17

5

329

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

Well done #DanielRashford for campaigning for #FreeSchoolMeals

5

30

299

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@mrjakehumphrey

1

0

291

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

9 months

@AndyCantwell Even if the commentator had said what Barton reckons, it's the most finicky 'error' to prove that 'women shouldn't be commentating on bloke's football' ever

5

1

284

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@TomPope69507931 You're right. Having just knocked out one of the biggest clubs in England on penalties at their ground, he firstly should've apologised to his own fans for not saving any, rigorously shaken hands with his team mates who had scored, then offered to rip up his contract and resign

2

9

266

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@MichaelBensonn @usykaa 'I am midfield. I am very midfield'

3

2

269

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

@piersmorgan It’s obviously far worse than facing child abuse allegations though, isn’t it Piers?

1

6

251

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@AdriSanMiguel @LFC Thiago looks like my Nan at Christmas…

9

7

249

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

Folk moaning at #Souness no doubt discussing the Ayew penalty, but he did score the greatest one ever during the ‘84 European Cup Final shootout #LFC

13

33

233

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@johngibbonsblog This is a better attempt...

4

20

244

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@JohnCleese Has your account been hacked by Lee Hurst?

1

4

222

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

10 months

At the Sports Bar in Centre Parcs, they advertised they were showing the Wales match. Was on the big screen but some woman kicked off as she's a massive Bradford fan, so they put their match on, they're 4-1 down with 20 minutes to go. I've never wanted Notts County to win before

12

220

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

2 years

@Otto_English Lord of the Lies

9

6

212

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@utdziad @SkySportsNews He's English mate

5

0

206

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

5 years

@kirkers5 Absolutely class! My 5 year was on my phone when Origi scores the winner against Everton...

6

20

195

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@SkySportsNews Very brave decision. Pity it’s 2021 and players are still obviously too worried to come out

2

0

194

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

8 months

@Danny_McMoomins Always thought it would've been easier running it downhill

1

0

183

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

2 years

@PoliticsJOE_UK The more desperate they are to cling on to power, the more far right they'll become

3

171

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@itvnews Lynx Africa Gift Set

1

0

159

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

1 year

@Otto_English When they were changing the 30mph sign to a 20 one on our road the other day, I immediately thought that the Welsh government, particularly Drakeford, would try and frame Russell Brand to overshadow the story

11

6

168

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@Femi_Sorry He's the kind of bloke you chat to politely on the first night of your holiday and try to avoid for the rest

2

3

152

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

1 year

@BBCNews B S Lewis would suit her better

2

158

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

2 years

@CalvinRamsay @LFC @ChampionsLeague First touch was a Cruyff Turn, fair doos 👍

1

152

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

2 years

@JimMFelton He had his bad points but Fred West could lay a good patio

3

0

152

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@Danny_McMoomins

2

8

137

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@bashy_mc 'Mike Phelan, I would LOVE your lanyard'

1

0

128

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@qikipedia that's quite a lot

0

139

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

1 year

@darrengrimes_ Christ, you're so original, Darren. How old are you, you boring little helmet?

0

1

130

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@Danny_McMoomins Provided the greatest video ever IMO

3

31

131

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@pixel_pistols @BBCNews They're two different places mate, Cardiff is actually Caerdydd

4

0

124

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

@dannyschof81 I genuinely can't think of a player whose career went downhill so quickly. City and England no.1 to no.3 at Burnley within a couple of seasons

2

3

124

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

@piersmorgan Doubling down on Brexit chat when we all know it's going to be a monumental f*cking disaster

0

124

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

6 years

The after Christmas sales have peaked in Shrewsbury today... @Coldwar_Steve

11

14

117

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

5 years

@DaftLimmy

3

8

118

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

2 years

@henrywinter @Sothebys I've got an old Forden United shirt, the one where I chipped the 'keeper to score against Bishop's Castle, instead of passing it back after they kicked it out as one of our players was injured. The goal stood and they all called me a w*nker. Starting bid: £10

6

1

121

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@ChampionsLeague Either City or Dortmund, Porto or Chelsea, Bayern or PSG, Madrid or Liverpool, I reckon

2

0

111

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

@JimMFelton “Mum, stop being weird and just walk in the kitchen without smiling”

1

0

115

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

Rush hour in Mid Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

5

4

114

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@SkySports ‘Cash Convertor’ is surely the headline?

2

0

116

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@RashfordXBruno @henrywinter That’d be unfair, surely only 11?

4

0

111

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

@qikipedia Of course it was '69

0

1

107

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@BBCNews There’s an invention called the aeroplane, you might have heard of it?

2

0

106

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@Fezzy937 @SkySportsNews One is one of the greatest pound for pound boxers of all time, the other is a YouTuber

0

109

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

11 months

@ellis_platten Reminds me of Spud...

4

2

106

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

8 years

@insoniascarvao @piersmorgan proof that tiny hands do make a cock look bigger

0

5

100

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

@piersmorgan If they asked if they could appear on your Life Stories, you'd chimp yerself silly

1

2

101

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@SkySportsNews Bloody hell, he can walk sideways fast

2

0

105

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@shornKOOMINS Balotelli isn't now the most insane striker we had in the 2014/15 season

2

0

99

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

5 years

@SkySportsPL To be fair, as a kid he had Shanghai SIPG posters on his wall

0

94

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

1 year

@mrjamesob If the Tories had a 100% majority the Mail would still find something / someone to blame. Always angry

2

0

104

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 months

@deathofbuckley Could it be Malik?

6

0

105

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

5 months

@dannyschof81 When he's giving it the big one in front of the Kop after a draw at home to Luton, you'll be eating your words

0

98

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@LFC

2

3

94

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

11 months

@FergusCraig Looks like it's ready for your Premier Inn breakfast tomorrow morning

1

0

88

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

1 year

@kelvmackenzie It's a shame you didn't hold such standards regarding the families of the Hillsborough victims

2

1

86

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

2 years

See #Qatar2022 is only slightly bigger than Powys. Reckon we should bid for the 2030 World Cup. Builth Breacon Crickhowell Hay-on-Wye Llandod Llanfyllin Llanidloes Machynlleth Newtown Presteigne Rhayader Welshpool Talgarth Ystradgynlais

18

12

91

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

7 months

One of the funniest scenes, ever. RIP Big Keith

1

9

87

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

10 months

@darrengrimes_ "Hey, lads. Yeah, let's knock the whole saving the planet malarkey on the head. Dazza Grimes has lost two poppies, I don't know what we were thinking"

2

0

85

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

1 year

@Tyson_Fury @usykaa I get the feeling if Usyk didn't want a rematch clause, you'd be on here saying the exact opposite

1

0

78

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

10 months

@TheAthleticFC @ViaplaySportsUK Putin on VAR?

0

1

78

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

5 years

@SkySportsPL If you’re playing for Chelsea at 12, then at Wimbledon at 3

1

5

77

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

1 year

@BBCNews Lucky he didn’t get battered

5

0

81

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

8 years

@BBCSport What were the steaks on offer?

0

4

71

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

1 month

@dannyschof81 "0.25% rise in income tax - BOSH!"

0

79

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

1 year

@mattletiss7 Where does this end, Matt? You and David Icke rimming each other in tinfoil hats?

127

0

77

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

5 years

@davidschneider My son’s good at Minecraft, his future is sorted 👍

1

0

75

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@qikipedia The roses would beheading from Kent every year

0

78

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

What a goal from Andre Gray! #DERQPR

2

13

73

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@fergalkiernan If only...

4

5

61

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

@BBCNews Hope they left the booster seat

8

3

72

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

@qikipedia I must never consume the edible common ink cap mushroom

0

2

70

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

3 years

Before I get grief from a certain kind, I know you can only beat what’s in front of you but wouldn’t mind not getting Belgium again next time!

7

0

70

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

1 year

@BBCNews Nespaffé.

8

1

68

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

@Danny_McMoomins My 7 year old daughter has Brownies over Zoom and a parent has to (honest) sit next to them. It was her turn to read the poem she'd written out the other day, she became shy and just walked off, leaving me sat there staring at around 16 girls like a massive weirdo.

1

65

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

4 years

@qikipedia Literally shoplifting

0

1

69

Paul Alexander

@mulleralexander

1 year

@BBCNews

1

0

67