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@mslajonathan

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@mslajonathan
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This year is personal. No more compromising my boundaries and confusing energies. Things are going at my pace, on my terms, and my rules. I'm selfish this year.
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@mslajonathan
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Now, THIS is a community
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This girl was getting dragged on Fb so a group of girls got together to give her a makeover 🥹😩💙🙌🏽
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@mslajonathan
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As an adult, I genuinely understand why Ice Cube wrote “It Was A Good Day” because to have a good day as an adult is something to brag about!
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@mslajonathan
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This man told me, “it's two places I'm not going with you, and that's back and forth.” I've been pissed since.
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@mslajonathan
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If you don't leave them at the crib and tell them “don't open the door for nobody,” and go about your life.
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This is my daycare costs for 2 children in Seattle during the month of July. Please tell me how grad students and postdocs are able to afford childcare.
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@mslajonathan
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Him inside it:
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Rod.
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Yall got good pussy?
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@mslajonathan
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“Hold On” by The Internet soothes my soul!
a beat or a groove you wish you could live in?
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@mslajonathan
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Taking my son to the Bahamas next week, and he gave me $2 for the trip. I'm so blessed.
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@mslajonathan
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Real walked so you could run, my God!
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@WhenBrianSmiles
Brian Stewart | aka Black Jesus
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Hello, there 👋🏾
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@mslajonathan
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Outside of them cooking their ass off, countrymen are sweeter than Kool-aid on a warm day. They were built for love!
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Reason to date a country man
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@mslajonathan
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I had an interview today for a veterans scholarship program. Not only are they paying for the remainder of my master's, but they also offered to pay for my doctorate, cover my medical, AND give me some of my education back that I used on my master's. GOD IS AMAZING.
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@mslajonathan
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I went to lunch with someone I thought was my friend. She told me she asked her husband if she could have a girlfriend, and the girlfriend was me. OH.
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@mslajonathan
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1 year
Me eating the cutie my son peeled for me while recalling when the last time I saw him wash his hands:
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@mslajonathan
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The trials are trialing and the tribulations are tribulating!!!!!
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what “era” are you in rn?
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@mslajonathan
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Will Smith every time Jada open her got damn mouth:
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🤍
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@mslajonathan
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My puppy was missing, and we couldn't find him. Please tell me why this black ass dog was hiding in the closet eating Mott’s fruit snacks?????? I'm tired.
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@mslajonathan
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I just want to say for the people who got it, get it; for those who want to be serious, shut the hell up. This is a virtual cookout with my cousin nem!
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@mslajonathan
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💔💔
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Dee Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏
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At yall current age, do y'all think life is going the way you envisioned it when you were younger?
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To put your pussy on the TL and get 18 likes has got to hurt.
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Jagged Edge & Nelly in ‘01:
Where the parties at ?
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LJ
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@mslajonathan
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I have four more classes until I'm done with graduate school. That means I attained three degrees in under four years. God is amazing.
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@mslajonathan
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My clit when it's on brick:
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@mslajonathan
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3 years
Today is the day I did it, man! Summa Cum Laude Mastering Public Health loading..🤍
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@mslajonathan
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3 years
Guys, I graduate in five weeks. I did undergrad in two years as a bad bitch active duty mother while maintaining a 4.0. Glory be.
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@mslajonathan
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Sucking dick for an hour is possible when you're passionate about your craft. Blindfolds, edible oils, eye contact, etc. Have some fun lazy mouth bitches.
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@mslajonathan
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2 years
And to whoever has a problem with us finding a way to smile during trying times. Pay everyone's child care, bills, and then some.
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The music Keyshia Cole released when she had the gap, red hair, and was in pain >>>>>>>>>>
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“AIGHT. IMA FUCK WITCHA.”
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@cloudedvibex The “no....what the fuck....” is sending me because I know sis was in distress while flying forward. 😭
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@Realmrmarcus104 Did you suck her titties or not? The girls need LOVE TOO!!!!
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@ReturnOfMrYeah And don't answer the phone
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@mslajonathan
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“Hey Mr. D.J” by Zhane is such a Friday feel-good song.
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@mslajonathan
Miss 4.0;†
3 years
Guys, I graduate in five weeks. I did undergrad in two years as a bad bitch active duty mother while maintaining a 4.0. Glory be.
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@mslajonathan
Miss 4.0;†
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Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Canine Nigga.
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@mslajonathan
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2 years
To the people who are dead ass, I don't care. I didn't make the meme. I said what I said. Nut more, and you won't be so uptight. Also, to the women judging me, how I click on your page and you're swallowing gallons of nut, but titty sucking is where you draw the line???? MKAY
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A degreed woman with a phat ass >>>>>>>>>>
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🤍
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Me every time I listen to “Too Deep” by DVSN:
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@mslajonathan
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This is my official villain origin story because there is no way ALL my distant cousins came here to jump me with him.
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Mastering effective communication without cursing >>>>>>>>
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Effie, every time Tariq mentions Lauren: #PowerGhost
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@camsuave7k Who is that in the floral shirt and is he single??? Because I’ve been looking for my husband and it seems he’s in the streets acting as if my love don’t cost a thing.
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LJ🖤
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💔💔💔💔💔
@Hereforfoolery2
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Y’all gettin some cutty tonight?
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@thereneemorgan No. It's never hard. Very gentle. Titty orgasms hit differently.
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“Falsetto” by The Dream is timeless.
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@JT_Money__ And that’s what pissed me off.
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@mslajonathan
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Whatever you are on, I want it.
@nielenciagas
Niecey ᥫ᭡
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Can yall imagine if our eyes closed hotdog style instead of hamburger style
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3 years
Real shit, pray for my mental and emotional health. My four-year-old has COVID.
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@mslajonathan
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3 years
What y'all doing this weekend? Sucking dick? Eating kewchie? Doing coke?
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@mslajonathan
Miss 4.0;†
1 year
Yo fingers are a lil girthy. Call me.
@ANiMaListicAN
WyldKat 🐆
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(Yes I’m pouting. Arson is illegal)
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You all, I just told my son I wasn't happy with his actions today. Him: “BUT IM HAPPY.” Comefuckinggethim!!!!!!!!!
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@mslajonathan
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I walk tomorrow to earn my third degree🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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@mslajonathan
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There was Brenda Latisha Linda Felicia Dawn LaShaun Ines And Alica Theresa Monica Sharron Nicki Lisa Veronica Karen Vickey Cookies???? I saw them at an ice cream parlor Tonya Dianne Lori Carla Marina Selena Katrina Sabrina Kim x3 Latoya Tina Shelley
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v.roy🦋
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dates, names!! Please!!!!!!!
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@mslajonathan
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In exactly four weeks from today, I get three extra letters behind my name. I’ve dealt with so much; this degree is different. I am so proud.
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1 year
I played Pretty Ricky’s “Bluestars” album....
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@mslajonathan
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Doctorate Of Public Health Loading And so are my master's graduation pictures 😭 But let's get into these THREE Summa Cum Laudes Public Health 5/2 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Healthcare Administration Health Sciences
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@Snow_Blacck
The Nostalgia Queen 🔜 DreamCon 24 🎬
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If you’re a black doctor/nurse in ANY sort of medical field or even STUDYING to be: shout yourself out! We need more of you and I wanna see something. 🥹❤️ 🙏🏽 🏥
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@mslajonathan
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When I follow people back and they DM me:
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@mslajonathan
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Just like the old days, huh, Kimberly?
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Kim Kardashian
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Congrats Paris!!!! 🤍🤍🤍
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There used to be a time when they weren’t put against one another; people just ate. I miss those days.
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Ricky 🇩🇴
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Drums will forever be better than flats 💯
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@uncle_rjs That's why men going to hell
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1st degree in 2020 what does it say I graduated with? Second degree in 2022, what does it say I graduated with AGAIN? I believe that's a SUMMA CUM LAUDE x2? Third degree, WHAT IS MY CURRENT GPA WITH MY MASTER's DEGREE?
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Accountability and pride be whooping a lot of people's asses.
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Square Biz by Teena Marie >>>>
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Now Tumblr had the best of me
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Cum inside me, ima keeper.
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I want some tacos; I want some wings; I want some dick; I want a hug; I want my ass rubbed; I want my ass eaten, and I want a got damn nap!
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Black people >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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The internet is wild & hilarious 😆
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I don't understand why people wait too late to value you.
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When I follow someone back and they instantly DM me...:
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That one time 🤍🤍
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What’s that picture that makes you say “Wow my thighs are so thicc?”
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@sweizayne If this was a real challenge, y'all had no fighting chance 😭
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Text your crush, “what are you eating for dinner, and why isn't it my pussy?” Please get back to me.
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Me summoning my soulmate because I'm tired of these streets:
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Tell Me by Groove Theory >>>>>>
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Mom. 🖤
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@mslajonathan
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And guess what? Today is?!!!!!
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I walk tomorrow to earn my third degree🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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@GeraldTweeted @GeauxGabrielle And we are doing well in the black community
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@munchydaplug THANK YOU. That's the issue.
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It's smacking dick against pussy hours.
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@mslajonathan
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As a woman, this is a lie.
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@upscalebutta That's my problem; too damn supportive
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