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PhD bound. Black church, sex, food, likka. 1881.1913 | womanist | @stillsaved247 🌈 @_beautybybondy_ 💄 gat toting, bible holding thug off in yo damn streets!

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@msbond2u
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Morning! I was encouraged to share my thoughts on Whitney Houston, Niecy Nash and the importance of community as survival. I don’t share my writings publicly, but here we are 😩✨♥️ “Where Do Broken Hearts Go?: A Lesson on Sacred Community as Survival”
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How does this tiny tot do these scenes so well?!? 🤣🤣😩
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I wish I could apologize for how hard I’ve been laughing at this since last week...but my goodness! 🤣🤣🤣😭😩🤣
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HOW DOES THE TEA KEEP GETTING HOTTER?!?!
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Nothing prepared me for the end.
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We got my mama pictures of all us for Chrihmuh. She loves them. Mission accomplished!
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There was a tweet that said something like Black folks put Comet in the tub and let it sit like it’s a seasoning. As I was walking away from putting it in both tubs, I thought about that tweet and fell out laughing at my damn self! While its marinating, ima go do something else😂
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Her description has me HOLLERING!!! Lmfaooooo!!! Good one @thejusmekamil
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Another fave.
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I was singing “Not Gon Cry” at 9 like I was a divorced single mother.
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*hollering*
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The youth gone be alright!
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@msbond2u
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Usher Board #1 member present!
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Calling Usher’s fans the Usher Board is funny as hell, but we in here! 😂
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Merry Chrihmuh from the brides-to-be 🎄💍👰🏾
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@krxsty__ My youngest little sister! My mama was her foster parent at 1. And then officially adopted her a few years ago.
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So. Are they all related now?!
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I AM HOLLERING!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 worldofpax on IG.
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If you’re new here, here’s the breakdown. Me and my wife. My brother and my SIL. My siblings. All of us♥️
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My sleep wasn’t good. I can’t stop thinking about Alexis Crawford. She did the right thing & still ended up dead. When women say we are fearful to speak out about sexually assaulted/violated, please know that we aren’t making this up. Alexis should be graduating in May; not dead.
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It is 11:08am EST and my mama is still asleep! My, how the tables done turned. Let me blast this gospel music like it’s 1999 so she knows it’s time to get up!
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#TheGayAgenda is alive and well. Good morning from me and MY WIFE.
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@VanessaVeasley Thank you! They say if you feed folks long enough they start to look like you. Lol
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When cleaning, there are just certain staples you gotta have: Bleach, Lysol wipes, Fabuloso, Comet, tub cleaner, pine sol, toilet bowl cleaner, carpet freshener, Windex, multi surface cleaner, etc. Let the fumes consume you!
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@sadity_essence Literally cannot tell her she ain’t fly!
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Gave Lexapro a chance. While I should’ve probably started earlier, we here now!
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EVERYONE INCLUDED; Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2023 that you’re proud of?
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It’s not lost on me that the popular Black blogs ain’t really saying anything about these allegations about Clifford and Tameka.
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@msbond2u
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Talking with a professor today reminded me of a convo I had with @HeyFranHey who said, “Fearing how I’m being perceived means I’m not minding my business.” I’m going back to writing, but wanted to share that. Be #bless .
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@msbond2u
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This account is hell on wheels 🤣🤣🤣
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Kobe is really gone. Along with his daughter. And 7 others who thought they were probably getting on a routine flight. This keeps randomly hitting me.
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I hung out with some of fave Spelman Sisters + Sorors at the Brooklyn Tea granting opening today. I also ain’t double dutched in over 20 years, lol.
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@msbond2u
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Good morning! I am still so full. I cannot believe I am actually Reverend Whitney Baisden-Bond🥹😭 This has truly been a journey!
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@msbond2u
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Because most preachers aren’t clinically trained to diagnosis mental health issues. Everything cannot be “prayed” away. And just because someone is a preacher, doesn’t mean they’re a pastor.
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Still fry it because He got up, and we need to celebrate!
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And PLEASE don't bring up Sodom & Gomorrah. ESPECIALLY if you ain't gone discuss how Lot offered for his daughters to be gang raped.
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Lawd, Drita!!!!
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'Mob Wives' Drita D'Avanzo Busted for Drugs, Guns in NYPD Raid
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"Naw. We wasn't together, together. Only for like a scaramucci. It was nothing."
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Desus MF Nice💯
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gotta add "scaramucci" to the dictionary as a measure of time
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I told my partner this last night. There are a lot of people who have RT’d this & commented elsewhere that Tanqueray is lying. Either you’ve never talked to the older women in your family OR think gay & drag lingo was created in the last decade or 2.
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How it started vs How it’s going.
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@nikayla_6 She was so pressed to get them! Lol
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@msbond2u
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Good morning. Honorable Brother Boosie has a word of advice.
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@msbond2u
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what people believe about God shows up in how they live their lives & treat other people. i'm convinced.
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Whenever super saved folks wanna say Sodom & Gomorrah were destroyed due to homosexuality, here you go. From "Liberating Sexuality.
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@msbond2u
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Come on, Peter! Where my cussing saints at?!?! 🎥 x chrischris011
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Dibs on the President??
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I just met the cast of “A Different World” while wearing a shirt of the cast. And, Tempestt! As an HBCU/Spelman grad, I am so full! 😭😭😭
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If you’re a brown girl like me and like nude lips IN YOUR SHADE, get into @b_radiance ’s perfect tone matte lip cream in Sexy Siren! BAY👏🏾BAY!!!
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When I say they should’ve NEVA given you Blacks access to the internet, this is what I mean😂😂😂😩🥴😂
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@msbond2u
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This was my Papa. And now I see why Granny had 8 babies by him🤣 She loves to talk about how she ain’t know nothing about getting up in the middle of the night to fix no bottles because he would be do it.
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If a man isn’t like this: I don’t want.
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This will be an everlasting love for me. Long live #TheGayAgenda
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I did have to open up the windows in the bathrooms because the fumes are FUMING! Also didn’t realize cleaning would take so long. But we will be good to go when we get all moved in this coming weekend🙌🏾
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@msbond2u
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35 looks really good on me.
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I’m using this as a response from here on out. Thanks, @crissles .
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Discussing HBCU homecoming cancellations for the fall and somebody said, “do you want a homecoming or a homegoing?”
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@msbond2u
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@soLEXsaid Idk why folks acting like you gotta be in love to still desire sex with someone who you’re in limbo with. This ain’t new!
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Blue Ivy is a fool. Lmaooooo #grammys
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I danced with Megan Jovon Ruth Pete on stage. I can’t wait to include her in my dissertation acknowledgements.
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How it started vs How it’s going! #Morehouse21
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Lastly, The President ain’t gotta be alive to sue her. I thought that part was common knowledge. 🥴
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Another day, another chance to push the gay agenda.
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Happy Sunday! If you’ve ever been to church with me, you already know I’m all of the above in one service.
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@msbond2u
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Just set my alarm to unfollow @POTUS & @FLOTUS at 11:59PM EST tonight, 1/19/2017.
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The older I get, the more I’m turned on by practical gestures. When I got back last night, floors were vacuumed, new sheets on the bed, etc. This morning, I realized she filled my tank up while I was away. Time to impregnate her.
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@msbond2u
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Can we make a series of iconic Black church fans? I feel like #BlackTwitter can make this happen.
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As an alum of 1881, I would’ve never imagined I’d host an event for National Coming Out Day through the Chapel! Whew. I overheard a student say, “this is healing my religious trauma” as she walked the space. I CAN RUN ON AND SEE WHAT THE END GONE BE! 🥹😭🙌🏾💗💙💜
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@msbond2u
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I’ve seen lots of chaotic/wtf were they thinking homes. THIS is at the top of the list for me.
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@msbond2u
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And who said not to speak ill of the dead? Like. Why is speaking ill (usually speaking the truth about what they did while they lived) such a bad thing?
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The year is 1995. Gladys Knight and Patti LaBelle are in concert. #Verzuz
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Hey all you cool cats and kittens! I woke up a PhD Student and I’m now a PhD Candidate! #BecomingDrBond is really happening and I’m actually contributing to the field of practical theology as I write about the faith formations and spiritual journeys of Black Queer Millennials😩🙌🏾
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I have the life I used to pray for.
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Donnie McClurkin when he wrote “Great is Your Mercy” and the singers when they recorded it live in London...
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Certificate of Ordination in hand. It’s officially official🙌🏾 Rev. Whitney is here at your service ♥️
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Good morning! There are some parts that made me feel vv seen. So, I hope y’all have a bless* Thursdee! ✨
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“It’s just a test! Remember that God gives the toughest battles to the strongest soldiers! Don’t let the enemy come in and destroy what God has ordained!”
JR Smith’s wife is the reason I keep a coupla athiest bitches on standby. Your Christian friends will have you out here lookin foolish talkin about “the Lord said”...absolutely NOT
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When the storms of life are raging, I need to have the peace that surpasses all understanding like Gucci. God is his security…Just be still!
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I think I’m gonna name her Crystal Clear but I’m not settled on it. •3oz blanco tequila •white 🍑cranberry juice •topped with Sparkling Rosé Margarita x Jose Cuervo •splash of cucumber mint simple syrup •🧊🧊🧊
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How it started: How it’s going:
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It’s not MY calling. But, I want someone to do a deep teaching on why grieving is necessary. Too many folks “praise” their way through and never deal with their grief. And now their lives are in complete turmoil because they didn’t deal with their grief & process it.
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AOML 🔺🐘
@1911_1913
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Sometimes you just gotta thank god you're a Delta... Your life, network and social circles would be completely different.
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Also. Niggas need to leave my good sis, Megan, alone!
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And please know I’m finna be annoying!!!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I wanna lih lih lih lick you from yo head to yo toes
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I really hope y’all have a great day. Truly.
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And celebrating her 22nd birthday in a few weeks. And registering for her last semester of classes. And enjoying senior year spring break. And attending all the parties during Senior Week. All because she should’ve been safe in her own home.
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If you are familiar with Black preaching, Oprah gave us a CLOSE! And, honestly, could’ve raised an offering or opened the space up for an altar call.
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Oh yeah. I’ve done a terrible job of sharing this news. But as of July 6th, I’ll officially be known as Rev. Whitney 🎉 It’s been a long time coming, but we outchea! The ordination is in Atlanta. If you’d like to come and celebrate with me, let me know and I’ll get you the deets!
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J. Lo really looks like she belongs with Mattie's daughters. YOU BROUGHT THE SUNSHIIIIIINE!!!☀️☀️☀️ #MetGala #TheClarkSisters
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For 365 days we have journeyed together in marriage. While the time has truly flown, I’m so grateful to have you as my partner and person. An answered prayer. I’m so excited about our future! Here’s to a couple of forevers 🥰 Love you @TheJazzyBelle ! #TheGayAgenda 🏳️‍🌈👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾👰🏾💍
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People who think Christianity, God, Jesus = peace, ain’t really been in they word as much as they want folks to believe.
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Not Brice as Cole 😩🤣😂
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All of the husbands looked like accessories today. The women and their fashions were front and center. I love that for them.
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My 2yr old nephew, Lucas, singing The Black National Anthem was my #BlackJoy today! ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿❤️🖤💚
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JaBria got vocals!
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LIT, DRAPED & WELCOMED BY YOUR ALUMNAE SISTERS! 10 cords, 3 medallions, 2 stoles, 2 tassels! #BlackGirlMagic #Spelman17 @DanyelleCarter
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You should already know this, but just in case you don’t, here’s your reminder. When you see “Black women,” I mean ALL Black Womxn. Trans. Bi. Lesbian. Queer. ASexual. Gender Non-Conforming. Disabled & differently-abled. ALL OF US.
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I’ve watched this about 10x yesterday. When I say my eyes become FULL each and every time?! I haven’t fully named why it’s causing me to have the reaction that it is, but there’s a nostalgic yearning that’s hitting me in my chest.
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