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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

1 year

I have some good news 🌈 And some bad news 😩 Good news is we found Nemo! 🎉 The bad news is I'm never eating a teriyaki fish bowl ever again 💀

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

Some of y'all need to stop searching for Nemo and find Jesus, instead. He's been known to completely S T U F F you full with unlimited fish 🥵🥵🥵

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

Man, sometimes it just feels like I'm barely keeping my head above the surface. Feeling like a fish out of water. And then I find myself back in the bowl to live another day! 😊

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

Can someone add an Urban Dictionary entry for Teriyaki Fish Bowl™? 👉👈😳

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

Sorry. I may have swam too far up Schitt's creek with this one. My b.

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

If any of you are ever dealing with a breakup, always remember: There are plenty of fish in the sea 🥰

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

I need to make a dating profile on the Plenty of Fish dating site. My horoscope said I should be coming into luck finding a Pisces lover 👉👈😊

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

One fish Two fish D*ad fish Zoo fish

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

There are some people that end up sleeping with the fishes ☠️☠️☠️ And there are others who end up sleeping WITH the fishes 👉👈🥵 Which one are you??

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

You ever just find yourself in a place that smells fishy and it ain't you? I hate it when that happens 🤔

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

I just got offered a lead role for Aquaman! But the company says the movies are going to be uploaded to something called BarnHub dot com?? Idk. Sounds pretty fishy to me... 🤔

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

[repost] Hmm. My grammar is terrible. I need to go back to my school (of fish) 😵‍💫

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

A Red Lobster commercial came on and has me acting up 😳😳🥵 I'm gunna go grab a bite to eat, y'all want anything while I'm there??

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

All u motha flippers are gon' fry like fish! You can swim, you can hide (where the sun don't shine), but sooner or later, u gonna get FKD... ...probably inside wherever u hidin 😤

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

@dismalsx Sorry, I tend to rock the boat sometimes if I need to let out some steam. I went fishing this last weekend and I couldn't get any to bite my pole so I'm a tad tilted on my poop deck 😤

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

@legoob Catatafish requests your assistance for a quest. Do you accept?

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Teriyakii Parody Kittii

@mrteriyakii

1 year

Where are all the fish/fish hybrid/fish adjacent fursuits this #FursuitFriday ?? 🥰

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