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Jack Docherty

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2 years

My wife bought this arty mirror and I’m just wondering if anyone else is thinking what I’m thinking.

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2 years

I have my daughter’s graduation on Wednesday. I haven’t worn my suit since pre-lockdown. I have less than 36 hours to lose a stone and a half.

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2 years

Fuck. I’m 60. Such a difficult day for any male actor to finally enter the 35-45 playing range.

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2 years

My Dad would have turned 95 this month. Towards the end of his life I asked him what he would have done differently if he had his time over. He considered for a moment, then said ‘probably wouldn’t have had children’. 14 years ago and I still laugh every time I think about it.

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3 years

So day 5 of my twitter life. Disappointed I haven’t been involved in a spat yet. Boris Johnson is an exceptional PM. Bob Dylan’s best work came in his Christian period. Hibs will spank Hearts in the semi cos the jambos are a pub team.

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2 years

Aw man what terribly sad news about Robbie Coltrane. Worked with him a few times, drank with him a few times. Brilliant actor, brilliant company. RIP.

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3 years

Right. My very first tweet. Pressure’s on. Er…hello.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Dry January off to a shaky start.

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Jack Docherty

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2 months

Driving to Edinburgh, a car full of props, a head full of lines I don’t quite know yet and a nervous liver. Yup, it’s another festival. This year I’m back as The Chief. Love to see you there.

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2 years

Worth coming to Skye to see the magnificent Cuillin range.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Ok, now it’s the Fringe. Grey, dreich, wet. At last.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

New series of @scotsquad tonight. 10pm @BBCScotland Pleasure serving with you my loyal underlings @joskyn100 @Chris__Forbes @Mani2thaJ @kazbaa @saldoreid @gradowrestling @DarrenConnell87

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

I’m about to step onstage in Glasgow to perform a show with the advertising log-line ‘a total love letter to Edinburgh’. Yup. In Glasgow. Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Just wish my hotel would give me some visual clues as to what country I’m in.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Just back from the USA. Don’t get me wrong, I love the country, but there’s a real freaky dystopian handmaid’s tale end of democracy christian fundamentalist truth-denying crypto-fascist autocratic crazy bastard lunatic judges minority rule vibe at the moment.

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2 years

The Bard!

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

The Edinburgh fans have descended on Glasgow and it’s mayhem. Queues at the artisanal bread stall. Goats cheese running low. Barricades at Waitrose. Pray for the city.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Ok first observation and dispatch from my 60’s. Hangovers last five days.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

MacDonald’s is the one night stand of meals. Anticipation, excitement, exultation, instant regret.

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Jack Docherty

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5 months

Just finished filming Scot Squad spin-off The Chief. We’ve taken it in a slightly different direction.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

@gralefrit I don’t want to do this Joel. I really don’t. But you’ve forced my hand. Fat And Furious.

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1 year

You know what? On balance, fuck it.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

My wife, casually reclining, silently taunting me.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

My European tour starts tonight in Amsterdam and ends in Amsterdam tonight. Wish me luck!

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Well this was an unexpected but pleasant surprise today. I’m not going to play it cool, I’m absolutely delighted. Thank you @BAFTAScotland

BAFTA Scotland

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2 years

🎭 📺 Actor Television Nominees are: ✨ JACK DOCHERTY Scot Squad Hogmanay Special ✨ NCUTI GATWA Sex Education ✨ DOUGRAY SCOTT Crime #BAFTAScotAwards

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Right, first preview in 5 minutes. Love and thanks to @Gildedballoon . Good luck to everyone putting on a show at this year’s fringe. Main thing - have a blast. Make friends, drink too much, fall in love. It’s the greatest festival in the world. See you around town.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Only two Shaun Maloney’s til Christmas.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Really looking forward to taking my show Nothing But to Edinburgh. I loved touring it round the country but the Edinburgh Festival is its spiritual home. Hope to see you there. Tickets in the link above.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Shopping today. And now, in a Billy Connolly voice - for a fucking chair!!!

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

We’ve all had a bad trip, Donny. Feel for you, man.

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2 years

Looks like I picked the wrong year to join twitter.

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2 years

@msloobylou Not sure I quite managed to hide my own excitement. If you’d told my teenage self I’d one day have this photograph…a great memory.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Aw man I’ve just thought of the perfect Will Smith/Chris Rock take. Too good for here though. I’m having a pint in the Canny Man’s this evening if anyone wants to hear it.

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2 years

It’s only April and Scotland’s already doing it’s we never get dark thing.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Always take a fold-out to the beach.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Inverness! Don’t worry if you missed Giovanni’s recent show at @EdenCourt I’m performing there on Saturday and, yes, I will be dancing @Gildedballoon

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Do yourself a favour and go and see Stuart MacPherson at Monkey Barrel. A brilliantly funny hour. It’s always a joy to see a comedian really hitting his stride. ***** This Scotsman.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Last performance of Nothing But this evening. Thanks to everyone who came - the response has been incredible. I’ve loved every second and to be honest I’m a bit heartbroken it’s coming to an end. There’s a few tickets left. Join me for my last hurrah. @Gildedballoon @edfringe

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2 years

Wait…sorry…hang on…is everyone still here?

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Rise and shine, it’s a Bank Holiday. via @YouTube

Absolutely! - The Bank Holiday Song

Absolutely! Classic 1990s comedy sketch series from Channel 4

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3 years

Just noticed that James MacAvoy is performing Cyrano de Bergerac in Glasgow the same night I’m performing Nothing But. Poor guy’s going to be playing to an empty room.

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2 years

Ok I haven’t touted my show Nothing But for a few days. As a Scot, I’m naturally reticent, awkward, wary of self promotion but it might just be the best show in the 75 year history of the fringe. Check it out. Tix @Gildedballoon and @edfringe

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Safe to say I look suitably Scottish in this trail for a show about Scottish comedy. Tonight at 10 if you fancy it. Enjoy. @BBCScotland @BBCScotComms

BBC Scotland Comms

@BBCScotComms

2 years

🤣 Jack Docherty delves into the BBC archives for classic characters, catchphrases and comedy clips for a riotous celebration of Scotland’s most valuable export – its sense of humour 📺 Ooh the Banter, tonight at 10pm on @BBCOne Scotland & @BBCiPlayer

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Not going to lie, I’m very excited to be playing Soho Theatre all this week. My favourite London venue. Love to see you there. Tickets

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Jack Docherty

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5 months

I’m taking my Bowie show on tour. Had a blast doing it at the festival and can’t wait to take it on the road. If you fancy it I’d love to see you there. Tickets here

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

No use to anyone this cos he’s already sold out his run but I really enjoyed Self Care Era by @paulblack Very very funny. He’s got that rare knack of making it feel like he’s talking only to you in a packed house.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

So Jeremy Clarkson was Michael stipe when he was young. Which is surprising.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

I’m touring my show. Come and see it. If you want to, obviously. Tickets in the link.

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Jack Docherty

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4 months

So in an unfortunate bit of tour scheduling I’ll be stepping on stage this evening in Perth at the exact moment Scotland kick off against Germany. Not entirely convinced this one will sell-out.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

No. Don’t think I’m allowed to make that joke anymore.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

I’m beginning to worry about Troy’s self-esteem.

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Jack Docherty

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1 year

So before we go all x-y let me invite you to my Edinburgh show. Love to see you there. Spread the word.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

I’ve added a date to my Nothing But tour. Traverse Theatre, Edinburgh, 23rd April. I love this theatre so help me fill it! Spread the word. @traversetheatre @Gildedballoon

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Patiently waiting for UK wordle outrage.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Right. Probably about time for my second tweet. After the success of my first, I’m a bit nervous to be honest. Er…how is everyone?

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Do you think if we all clubbed together we could buy Elon Musk?

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Very much hoping the descriptor The Lanky Laughter Loon is back in the public domain.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Still, in my short time here I’ve learnt this about myself - I have no firm opinions. On anything. But I will laugh at a squirrel trying to climb a greasy pole.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

A very enjoyable hour this afternoon in the company of my old boss John Lloyd. His show Do You Know Who I Am? is a loose collection of reminiscence, jokes, anecdotes, science, philosophy. As smart as the old fella himself. Highly recommended.

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Jack Docherty

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1 year

We used to tweet, now we X-crete.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Whenever I’m in Edinburgh I make a pilgrimage to Elvis Shakespeare and Vinyl Villains on Leith Walk. Here are today’s serendipitous stumble-upons.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

So does this still apply? McGlashan World Cup Draw via @YouTube

McGlashan World Cup Draw

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Good day filming today. With Lord Summerisle on reflector.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

The snakehead fritillaries are out. My 21 year old self would be surprised that I garden but delighted that I only garden on crystal meth.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Once every 70 years, from out of the mist, emerges the mythical county of Plattyjoobshire.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Out for a wander and stumbled upon this. Shocked. Stunned. A national monument. Desecrated.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Just changed car insurer’s. Not assertive enough to tell them I found a cheaper option so went with I’m selling my car and don’t need insurance any longer. Quite pleased with myself.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Happy Mothers Day, Mum! Remembered just in time. She’ll have been patiently waiting for that. I mean she’s not on twitter but that’s hardly my fault.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

If two old boys nattering away about pies and stories and mountains is your bag then look no further. Thanks for having me @fentonstevens

Mike Fenton Stevens💙

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2 years

Happy memories of childhood from my guest on @MyTCpod the writer/comedian/actor/producer and pie eater, @mrjackdocherty Listen to his lovely episode and the things Jack puts in his time capsule, here @mrjohnofarrell @ArabellaWeir @OC @RufusHound Cheers!

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Right. Clearly kicking up a fuss was the wrong policy.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

I’m enjoying this touring lark but I may need to work on my rider.

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Jack Docherty

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1 year

Here I am in my Bowie cape, watched over by my 13 year old self. Can’t believe that after tonight’s show we’re 12 down, 12 to go. I’m having a total blast, really loving it. Thanks to everyone who’s come so far. And if you haven’t…

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

With one week to go until the festival I’m entering maximum promotional overdrive. According to the Guardian my show is one of the 20 not to be missed this year. And who am I to argue with the Guardian? ⁦ @Gildedballoon ⁩ ⁦ @edfringe

Edinburgh fringe 2022: 20 theatre, comedy and dance shows you shouldn’t miss

In the first of our festival previews, we round up some of the best offerings we’ve already reviewed – including Tim Key, Liz Kingsman, La Clique and Hungry

www.theguardian.com

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Little history lesson for the barista.

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Jack Docherty

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5 months

Yes I accept your cookies. All your cookies. Every cookie you have. And if you have other cookies in the future I accept those cookies too! You get it? Do you understand? Do you!?! I accept your fucking cookies!

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Jack Docherty

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2 months

Perfect.

Andy Murray

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2 months

Never even liked tennis anyway.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

I’ve been trying to get to this loo for over a hundred miles now.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

So this tomorrow and my London team @FulhamFC surely clinching promotion this evening. Could be a memorable Easter. Or not.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Plot twist!

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

One of Scotland’s finest. I was first introduced to his music through drunken sing songs led by Pete Baikie and @morayh He meant a great deal to us. RIP Rab.

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

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Scottish singer songwriter Rab Noakes dies aged 75

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Just realised I’ve seen this show before and I didn’t like the ending.

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Jack Docherty

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4 months

A fortunate bit of tour scheduling as it turns out. Jeez.

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Jack Docherty

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5 months

London friends, I’m at @sohotheatre this week, my favourite theatre both as a punter and a performer, it’d be a pleasure to see you there.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Wordle 275 1/6 Don’t know what all the fuss is about. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Jack Docherty

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5 months

So I’m sailing into uncharted waters. My first ever live show in Belfast @Cqaf this evening. Always intriguing (and yeah, OK, a little scary to play a new place) but everyone tells me I’m going to love it. I’ll keep you posted.

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Coming up #DayFive of #CQAF24 Nadine Shah, Festival Marquee Worst Café in the World, 49 Royal Avenue Crass: Sound of Free Speech, Deer's Head Jack Doherty: David Bowie & Me, Black Box C Duncan, Ulster Sports Club BBeyond at CQAF (various locations)

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Well this has escalated.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Roy Keane? Seriously? Is Tyson Fury not available? Tommy DeVito? Begbie?

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

I’m off for a cup of tea at my Mum’s, who lives within earshot of Tynecastle. Only cheers from the away end if you can @HibernianFC

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

What’s the etiquette? Can you tweet your own reviews? Too late now.

Guardian culture

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2 years

Jack Docherty: Nothing But review – fantasy and tragedy at the Edinburgh fringe

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Shit. Maybe it’s Canada.

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Jack Docherty

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1 year

Oh wait, hang on, he’s on at the same time as me. Skip that.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Finally finished This Is Us and I’m a little bereft to be honest, but also a little relieved as at times it’s felt like a six season denunciation of my parenting.

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Jack Docherty

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5 months

So, updates…great venue, great crowd, great festival, great beer, great city. Thanks Belfast and on to London.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

And in other footballing news…Miiiiiiiiitttroooo!!!

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

Tough crowd.

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Jack Docherty

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2 months

How come I haven’t seen @Thephilellis before today? So so funny. Just non stop laughs for an hour. A beautiful thing.

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Jack Docherty

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2 years

@SnideRogue Me neither.

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Jack Docherty

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5 months

Walked into Nike and bought the first pair of shoes I saw and now young people are stopping me in the street to discuss them. Have I accidentally bought fashionable shoes?

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Jack Docherty

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1 year

Fringe update. Day off today. But this week Tuesday and Saturday sold out, and only a couple left for Thursday and Friday. So I guess what I’m saying is - Wednesday’s your day if you want to see me this week.

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Jack Docherty

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3 years

Time to take a look in the meta mirror. @ChiefMiekelson I’m going to Dundee today. What should I do?

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