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Retired Marine. Half as clever as I think I am. He/Him. Complain about pronouns = block. #onepride #goblue #coyg

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Joined December 2010
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4 years
The fact that Trump’s multiple pardons of war criminals hasn’t completely alienated him from the military as a whole means far too many that served really should have never served in the first place.
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@Neoavatara @EmilyMiller @DanCrenshawTX @AOC No, you and Emily both can’t read. First page of the article SHE linked. Jesus.
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When I was an embassy guard, we toured the building at night and would write up anyone that left classified materials out on their desk, or left their safe unlocked. If someone was written up twice, there was a good chance they were sent home, career probably over. /1
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@njhochman Dude, they made you into a cartoon years ago, buddy.
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@RightWingCope She turned off comments because she was getting corrected so much.
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@jaaldag @JohnKStahlUSA Retired Marine Corps Officer here, so I’ll be more blunt. John is a racist asshole and brings great shame and dishonor to the uniform he once wore in service of our country and the Constitution.
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@RobertMackey @travis_view @chadloder So much for "the bird is free" and "free speech rules".
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@marcorubio Did you apologize to him for voting to acquit Trump when Trump was impeached for trying blackmail Zelensky?
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@sapioholic @marsha_vivinate @notcapnamerica I’ll admit, I more than “kinda” laughed. My daughter ran over and asked what was so funny...
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@sarahcpr Literally the ONLY way I can listen to his voice.
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@HotlineJosh @SykesCharlie @TimAlberta I’m at my early voting location in Texas today and it’s BY FAR the longest line I’ve seen, and everyone else that’s lived here longer than me are saying the same thing.
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When *Fox News* and *Bret Baier* are more honest that Republican congressmen... 😂😂😂
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Bret Baier pushes back and Hawley seems to squirm
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@TxGuy7113 @colbyhall @oliverdarcy “Tucker, what’s two plus two?” Tucker:
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@Javlinman82 @MJNRealtor @phuggie @soullesschimney @k_mcq I was only in Iraq, but will vouch for this statement as well.
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@sonuvafitch @itsdannyneary Father of Pharoah Chad
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@dennisbhooper @ChristophSouza Well, you haven’t deleted your account yet, so you’re not as bad as that guy.
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Any Trump supporter that’s ever had a security clearance understand the magnitude of this and if they have any integrity *at all* will be calling for a full investigation and prosecution if this is 1/10th as bad as it seems it is. /x
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@Nooramorph @SaltAndSlowBurn Exec 1: Ok, we finished the financial assessment and today is the day for the acquisition. Exec 2 (Art of War reader): We cannot today. Exec 1: Why not? Exec 2 (Steeples fingers in front of his face): It is foggy on Wall Street. Exec 1: Ah, shit. Glad you read that book.
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Keep in mind, these materials were usually in a locked office, in a secure embassy, guarded 24/7(!) by Marines. None of it would have approached the classification magnitude of what POTUS had access to. /2
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You'll never convince me that Libertarians aren't gigantic pieces of shit.
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@Rei_ofthedesert @RightWingCope Right up there with vetbros that demand a discount at every store and restaurant.
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@AnnCoulter @chrislhayes The fact that you CAPITALIZED your mistake just makes it even funnier.
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@GregAbbott_TX It’s not “and private health information,” just your vaccine card so we know you’re not going to spread it to others. Fastest way to end this pandemic, but you don’t want to do it. Typical.
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@Bruce_Cares @ImKnotTheOne @physicsJ You probably get people complaining about it because it's copied from the original with someone else's voiceover, and they didn't credit the original creator. Here's the original:
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@GregAbbott_TX What about all those stopped heartbeats during the winter freeze because you protected the electric companies and sued to make sure they wouldn’t have to winterize their plants? Those matter to you?
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@jaaldag @JohnKStahlUSA Because OF COURSE 😂😂😂
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@AtticusGF I had some sympathy for her when all the Jason Miller stuff came out and it seemed like she was becoming rational again. Now, I just feel sorry for her kid.
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@PhxFlying @Ryan_Ken_Acts Oh, so we’re using our made-up names then?
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@scaredsacrifice @GoodPostReilly No. Avatar was... not great.
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@CBPChrisMagnus Time to fire a few thousand racists, I mean, employees.
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@marcorubio What did Trump say to the Saudis after Khashoggi? What did YOU say?
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@_Zeets @greg_doucette Ice Cube rapped about it in F*ck The Police, didn't he? 30+ years ago. "They'll slam ya down to the street top Black police showin out for the white cop" Or something like that
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@iambear____ @sapioholic @marsha_vivinate @notcapnamerica He escalated properly instead of going straight to murdering someone. She drove off after being told she was under arrest & then refused to comply with any commands. He tried to physically restrain her and still still refused. He could have beat her, would that have been better?
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@SecArmy @USArmy You wanna name names here? Are you going to start kicking out soldiers that attack and disrespect women? How about the traitors like Michael Flynn's brother who is currently... Freaking CG USARPAC.
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@chinfo Appreciating the shade thrown to those that don’t realize the difference between an E-7 and a Chief.
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@MiCBarin Since it’s pretty common knowledge now that these videos will get you kicked out, I wonder if he did this knowing that would be the result so he can go back home to his militia/gang “trained” as a US Marine w/o serving his four years.
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@TnCoNews1 Durn liberals, they don't want to storm the Capitol or Statehouses and instead rely on VOTING. Communists, all.
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@WarClandestine 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This was the most incel shit I’ve ever read.
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@adamconover At first I was like "When has Matt Walsh EVER done the right thing?" but this is the good Matt Walsh. 🤣
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@Popehat Doing my part!
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@RachaelEff @SockEuw @xoxogossipgita @FoldableHuman Also knowing damn well that if baby boomers had PS5s and XBox Ones, they’d have stayed inside at the same ratio as kids do today.
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@BrokenSword25 @RightWingCope Hey guys, I did some digging and found a real picture of Zayy:
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@obb1213 @raywert @keithedwards @MeidasTouch DeSantis is basically Homelander without the superpowers. Thankfully.
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@JacyFranklyn @ManMadeMoon @QuietObserver14 @maddow Mueller surely had a version with recommended redactions ready to go; Barr is stalling and redacting the really incriminating stuff.
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@RogerFDunn @AshaRangappa_ What’s really galling now is seeing a lot of Republican reps who have or had clearances when they were in the military/govt downplaying all of this. It’s 1000x worse than their worst imaginings about Hillary’s emails (which was still bad!)
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@SenatorTimScott If the balloon would have landed on a stretch of I-95 in South Carolina and caused a massive and deadly wreck, you would have called for impeachment, immediately. Biden made the right call.
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@GovAbbott Instead of busing migrants to freezing cold locations with no warning, why don't you have your AG charge the Texas companies that hire these migrants illegally instead? Oh, that would impact your donors, so you can't do that.
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@KillerMartinis I’m a retired Marine and several of my FB friends are Marines I served with, some of whom are Trump supporters. I doubt they’re even aware of the story and if they are they believe it’s fake news, I’m sure. Nothing sticks to him for his supporters.
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@dick_nixon The restraint the Capitol Police showed on Jan 6 was remarkable in only shooting one person; which was fully deserved.
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@jbouie Rich coming from him. Here’s his district.
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@JohnLincolnusa @judgeluttig If Elena Karan had gone on countless luxury vacations with or paid for by Soros, and Sotomayor’s husband had received a $10m gift from Bill Gates, you’d be calling for their immediate resignations or impeachments.
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@Bluebarian @LonelyGoomba @ComicBook Andrew Garfield looking around like, “What third Spider-Man movie tradition?”
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@whstancil @GlennCraven Of course the entire article is her portraying herself as victim, and paragon of perfect motherhood who was taken advantage of by those nasty libs.
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@ghosthunter008 @4everNeverTrump @BWestbrookAZ8 No, it doesn’t. Higher caliber does not mean it’s more accurate. As a “pro-gun” guy, you should know this.
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@CharlesPPierce @cmclymer I’m a retired Marine with 20 years of service. Vets are no better or worse than any other societal group. I’ve known some really honorable and brave Marines and also literal murderers. Vet worship is out of control in our country.
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@njhochman And also, none of this surprises me:
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@Barnes_Law @ChrisEvans Coming from a lawyer that retweets Cernovich and Tracey, I don’t think Captain America is too worried about this “threat”.
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@saber_smith @Schwarzenegger Based on your feed, he was speaking directly to you, dude.
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@swaledalebirds_ @RightWingCope Looks like the car stopped unexpectedly in the passing (fastest) lane, so pretty hard for those cars to stop safely.
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@DefMon3 @haltman So far, anyways.
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@BrokenSword25 @RightWingCope Sorry, you're right. I'm actually replying to another one of Dean Browning's burner accounts.
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@RobertRMorris So they didn't consent to this treatment plan. When one of these patients harms themselves or another, and the family finds out they were unknowingly counseled by an AI instead of a human, they should be able to sue you into oblivion. And I hope they do.
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@RepKevinBrady “Rebuilding our economy” is really hilarious because you’re FINALLY admitting Republicans screwed it up.
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@JoshMandelOhio Hopefully the Marine Corps takes your EGA away; you’ve forever lost your right to wear it.
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@JohnCornyn Have you said we need to prosecute Trump for Jan 6 AND the classified materials he stole? If not, shut up.
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@RadioFreeTom @joshtpm @JohnCornyn You know Cruz is happy you guys weren’t doing this when he was running against Beto because that race was CLOSE.
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@rockmom @radleybalko @TractorLaw "They know what they're seeing on the nightly news and in the papers" Thank you for perfectly illustrating that the propaganda worked on you, exactly as intended.
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@missmayn Or it's just fun and hits the nostalgia button, especially since it has Star Wars and Marvel now.
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@ViralDonutz @AthertonKD @dandrezner Yeah; Michael Tracey. Maybe he used to know about it, before Maxine have him a concussion.
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@curtmilam @jbouie The worst thing about the end of the Civil War is it wasn’t followed by Nuremberg-like trials and executions of the Southern leaders.
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@tedcruz Funny how you tweeted this before Hillary conceded and they were still counting votes.
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@GeoffDuncanGA @HeathMayo @Mike_Pence The replies in this thread show this wasn’t a “temporary moment of insanity.” Your party has gone off the deep end and instead of waking up on 6 January, they’ve doubled down.
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@jemelehill The entire movie was mocking all of Hollywood and the various types of actors, directors, and movies they make. Still one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
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@AAC0519 @propublica If Kagan or Sotomayor had gone on ONE of these vacations you'd be calling for their impeachment, followed by their disbarment, and probable arrest.
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@profthomlambert @HawleyMO @firstthingsmag A few quick thoughts: - Hawley is like most “Christian” elected R’s ; a charlatan, and he fooled you. - “The ends justify the means” has been elected R’s strategy for decades now, hence the laser focused messaging on abortion, which they have no *real* desire to end. Why? /1
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@lavern_spicer @MeghanMcCain Your party is continuing it; if y’all would get vaxxed we’d be done with it already.
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@katalin_pota @jkyles10 @meaganmday @daviddoel When did Bernie join the Democratic Party?
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@strlnga @jonfavs He pulled a Melania on that one.
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@tedcruz I know, it’s a strange thing and foreign concept to you, but we can actually hold people accountable for their wrongs even if they’re ostensibly on our “team”. You could try it sometime, maybe with the guy that insulted your wife.
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@EmoPeterDance @DiscussingFilm Yup; never would have guessed he hadn't seriously acted since he was young. He was fantastic throughout.
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@adamdavidson It seems like the main reason nothing is coming of this is the abusers and rapists have all been bipartisan, so to speak, so both sides will cover it up.
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@mrddmia Is your Klan hood at the cleaners? Why aren't your wearing it now?
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@ExpressNews Ah yes, the inevitable result of 20+ years of Republican control in Texas.
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@Flanston_Hooper @RadioFreeTom They’re stupid. Utterly; completely stupid and ignorant.
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@tonyposnanski @MiamiHerald But he’s only going to be legitimately angry when he can’t go into a Chuck E. Cheese anymore.
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@heyaloelee @TheKitchenista Bet the fish love it when they tenderize the meat.
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@michelletandler Have you ever heard the term "banality of evil?" Because you're it.
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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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@MollyJongFast Don’t really ever EVER want to hear anyone on the right complain about being doxxed. Ever again.
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@mschlapp Was this polling station in a hipster coffee shop?
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@TheTattooedProf It's quite telling that they showed barely an ounce of care for the guy, and he's probably the most effective politician the party has had in decades and got them their dream SCOTUS, and nope, didn't even get him to a doctor right away.
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@joshchafetz This is a bulldozer. What’s digging the ship out is an excavator. You probably should stop giving advice.
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