Mr Makalima @mr_makalima Twitter profile

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

The face the drip

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1 year

@AdvoBarryRoux She must call the ambulance and take him to the hospital tomorrow at 1:00AM

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@bokoromonio Kanti umtwana uhlala efridgini?

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4 years

@___hansie

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@AdvoBarryRoux Anything for likes... you and them soldiers of the same force

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@danielmarven This is making your peers disrespect your parents 😤

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@OtsileJK We here

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Mr Makalima

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7 years

@mollylawsonx @hm You have never been black and you will never be, thus you will never understand what we have been through...

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Mr Makalima

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10 months

@MbalulaFikile The actual ANC slogan, thank you for finally making it public

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@niicole__nicole This is why I don't eat at people's places... tgey do funny things in the kitchen

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Mr Makalima

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5 years

China is quick....even Emojis are protected... #Coronavius

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Mr Makalima

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6 months

@visse_ss You cannot "strongly desire "or "eagerly anticipate " a child uyi boyfriend... first get married then mithisa

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@bokoromonio RIP in advance

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@ElsaAngel19 Did you visit Emalaydini ?

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@Oley_Mnqai Wine especially any Red wine

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Mr Makalima

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4 years

To be honest

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@ta_marah7 She ain't wrong

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Mr Makalima

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5 years

is this how we justify I phuza face these days?

IIKHUNE3216

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5 years

Ageing like fine wine 🔥👌👶💦

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@AdvoBarryRoux I'll just bring back my father

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Mr Makalima

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10 months

@gnont Why are you living with boyfriends? Anisebenzi?

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@akreana_ "Don't like Kea's post" 😭😭😭

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

11 months

@MbalulaFikile We should start reporting your tweets. Uyiscefe

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@MbalulaFikile So what are you doing to make the family's of these kids self sufficient?

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Mr Makalima

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10 months

@IStoleYaHeart Is there anything outside of America that Americans know?

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Mr Makalima

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5 years

@WandiieM

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@SunflowerBoitu You got a good thing going... hide him bazamthatha ukhale

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Mr Makalima

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3 years

@__gwiitsiwi @danielmarven "Support people where they are, not where you think they should be "

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

11 months

@EnglandRugby So to the England fans... I know we beat you twice today, but may you please get some springboks jerseys and come support us for the final 🙏.... we thank you in advance

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@Phaks1987 @TimesLIVE Go press charges... as a nation we are happy

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@Lesufi Really... you spent our Tax money on an event to issue appointment letters we really need new leadership in this country... how much did you spend on this event?

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@MatsekoThandiwe Wait.... what?

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@lindz_malindz We need his identity... he has to be the speaker on the next man's conference

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Mr Makalima

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4 years

@TakaTina1 I follow back 100%

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@MDNnewss Who is this person 🤔 ?

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@_shwabade_ This is bad luck

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Mr Makalima

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7 months

@popi_sibiya If there is 1 stranger that stresses the living out of me, is this girl... yoh wawuthathwaphi?

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

11 months

@TheMoor_Za You gonna end up with the hot end of the stick

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@Maddy_sebs That men bet everything on that win

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Mr Makalima

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3 years

@ClydeMots @ughramik Bmw interior is dull, not Audi...

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@seandulac @HumansNoContext Americans have absolutely no right to ask anyone about the world map... they literally think Africa is 1 country 🤷🏿🤷🏿🤷🏿

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Mr Makalima

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7 years

@mollylawsonx @afrika_bhungane @hm Lady we are dwelling on the present not the past... stop talking about the past

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

10 months

@TheTruthPanther Half of both countries' populations reside in SA

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@rugbyworldcup France, sorry guys, but do you mind buying your people SA flags for the next matches... come dance to Mandoza with us, please 🙏

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

11 months

@Lesufi This is just donating solar panels.... give it a month, those will be on their way to Moz or Zim

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@bokoromonio The people in this video don't love themselves

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Mr Makalima

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4 years

@TakaTina1 #LikeSomizi follow me I follow back

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@ZethuANkosi Isn't she too young for such?

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

4 months

@MYANC How many were closed?

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

7 years

@mollylawsonx @hm I you do not understand a bit if what i have been through... do not come with assumptions here....

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@IpelengBalang @foyinog Tell your friends I'm available if any of the adult kids need a date

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

11 months

@AdvoBarryRoux

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@MPUMIMLAMBO_ Yes, we do. They just want every excuse to hire outside the country

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@ChrisExcel102 Next thing you will be blocked by Elon at this rate

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

5 years

need this survey completed for my research project

Keabetswe🌬

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6 years

O jewa ke eng ?

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@danielmarven Tea bags

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Mr Makalima

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4 months

@DonknowMcgrego They believe South Africans are lazy for not selling drugs

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@mbalis_bakery Please hlonipha us.... look at how beautiful SA woman are then rethink this

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@AdvoBarryRoux

Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

11 months

Until this guy shows up

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@lindz_malindz If he wants to take care of you, you wouldn't be a gf.... hamba

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

7 years

Thank you @NandosSA for bringing us the best chicken #MarkFishChallenge

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Mr Makalima

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7 years

@Donald_Emkay These two...same WhatsApp group

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Mr Makalima

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2 years

@shingz_ And if you don't answer she'll say you don't love her

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@AdvoBarryRoux Why haven't we canceled these spaza shops?

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

11 months

Until this guy shows up

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@mbalis_bakery I like how the camera man keeps showing her attire

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Mr Makalima

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11 months

@sergiodeartist Hayibo kanti uPaul Mashaba wayenengane, wayigihla njani ku Karabo?

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@ciara I think Americans have truth inverter in their ears and eyes... because woow

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@Ori_RSA They all seem good till you give them some form of power

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Mr Makalima

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5 years

@WandiieM

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@BhekyPowerz @JuiceTebogo @Lord_4D Yoh ok... this is how the Europeans stole everything .. faith

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

2 years

I have decided, she is miss SA 2022

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2 years

‼️The Update ‼️ Looks at the #MissSA2022 Top 30 Announcement. 26.Ndavi Nokeri

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Mr Makalima

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5 months

@OriginalObeng @AfricaFactsZone You said Ghana?

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Mr Makalima

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6 months

@_BlackZA Definitely not SA

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

5 years

when I want to show off, I cook... just look at the results

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Mr Makalima

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6 years

Check out this job from Anheuser-Busch InBev Africa

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Mr Makalima

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1 year

@yonwaba_mzizi Aninambulelo.... but asikho there

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

5 years

just joined this WhatsApp ntoni-ntoni to laugh and leave.....

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

11 months

Niyeva gents

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@mkhulu_mzi @AdvoBarryRoux You must share more kukhona okwaziyo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

11 months

@AdvoBarryRoux And his gate was always locked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

5 years

@SabzaT03 @mr_makalima

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

2 years

@_MishyMishie Keep me in your mirror, but don't forget to keep your eyes on the road... go ahead without me... kunini ndithi yoh

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@sk1tguru To all ladies, when you get a chance leave men alone 😔

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

3 years

@TyloBanks Broke something everytime she was at my place, from pans to fridge drawers...everything

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@AdvoBarryRoux Use my camera

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

6 months

@lindz_malindz Check out avis car sales, you'll be able to get a reasonable car there

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

4 years

@phindie61877017 @AdvoBarryRoux Heyi fihla I fork nd knife ayibanjwa kanje

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

10 months

@AdvoBarryRoux I never understand how Nigerians portray themselves as the best country in Africa, yet none of them want to stay in Nigeria 🇳🇬

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@UPTuks Can we please see the footage of the act?

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@AdvoBarryRoux Definitely not mine...

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

1 year

@AsanteOnBoards 60% unemployment, and you can't find people to hire whole people are sitting at home with masters degrees

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

5 years

guys please help me with this survey

POS Communication

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Mr Makalima

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8 months

@ZacheryNielson @CreepyOrg For 3 years, no one thought it was weird that she wasn't paying her accounts (water and electricity), assuming she owned the property

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

5 months

@MawrongzJnr U gal is never standing straight on their pics because she's taller

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

7 years

So I do not own a television but tweeter keeps me up to date with all the hottest content on tv, gues what i can now strike normal convos... @danielmarven @mbali_ndlela @sherry_shayd all of yah please keep making us normal...please do not ask me why I do not have a tv i cn afford

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Mr Makalima

@mr_makalima

10 months

@__Tshireletso_ This is CPT governed by DA ? Or am I missing something

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Mr Makalima

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