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Morgan Wick

@morganwick

9 years

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Morgan Wick

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2 years

@jasonlipshutz @ShadowTodd Imma let you finish, but Taylor just had one of the best commercial weeks of all time!

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@PMynmnobody @MarshaBlackburn "My body my choice" falls under the "pursuit of happiness" much more for abortion, which allows women to pursue happiness as they wish without being saddled w/a child they never wanted, than vaccination, which only affects your happiness if you believe wild conspiracy theories.

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I'm not saying "RIP Twitter" because Elon is going to turn it into Parler/Truth Social, or because he's going to promote "free speech", I'm saying it because I have every expectation he won't know what he's doing and what he does try to do will end up ruining this place somehow.

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@ShadowTodd Apparently he's contractually bound to post all his lies, sorry, "truths" on Truth Social.

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@JEDRICKWlLLS Rivals: only names him the *second*-best recruit in the nation Bryce:

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@TomBayz @PoliticsInsider And why are they all being held together to bond and reinforce each other's views to begin with?

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2 years

@PopulismUpdates This is how you'd expect the Irish President to be introduced at a WWE event, not the American President to be introduced at a serious event in Ireland

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@annmorris16 China is teaching their kids quantum physics and calculus while America is teaching their kids bronze-age fairy tales, how to hate people for what they do in the privacy of their own homes, and how to stop worrying and wait for Jesus to come back. See, I can do this too.

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@ShadowTodd A part of me wants there to be a web site called "When Dilbert Was Good" that contains a searchable database of all the strips through some point in the 2000s.

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@P0pH3r3t1c @SmoothDunk If the first two Alien movies came out today they'd be screaming about it being "woke".

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3 years

@CNschedules They should scrawl it out and replace it with "FXX" in sloppy handwritten font.

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2 years

A barge carrying toxic methanol is sinking in the Ohio River and right-wing conspiracymongers are wondering if it's the government deliberately trying to kill us, instead of the more likely answer of deregulated corporations cutting corners thanks to the party they support.

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@Masterof2D @CNschedules Or MLP for that matter...

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@NateSilver538 Or, perhaps, if you find yourself agreeing with someone from Glenn Greenwald's outfit that may be a sign you should reassess your position.

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1 year

@haveyouheardofg "Y'all really think we'd make THAT the answer to the puzzle???"

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Pat Sajak dying laughing kills me

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@fat__tire @davevowels @jbenton Which sends the message to the majority of white AND black kids that will end up joining the salaried working class that getting paid a fair, living wage is too much of a hardship for your employer, and won't you think of them too? Certainly don't even think of unionizing!

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@_cingraham @bubbaprog Maybe I'm too cynical, but a rule of thumb is that the more words like "balanced", "objective", and "nonpartisan" you use to describe your journalism venture, the more likely it is to be a cover to present right-wing propaganda as all of those things.

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@ShadowTodd To be fair, beaches have lots of sand, which is coarse and rough and it gets everywhere.

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2 years

@OT_SkyTheFloof @SolidusJJ

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4 years

@RodneyClaeys @kylegriffin1 *looks at current composition of FCC* Yeah, I'm sure they'll get right on that.

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4 months

@ShadowTodd Ah, a preview of Somerton's next completely-originally-researched video!

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3 months

@awfulannouncing Did he forget which league Skenes is in or that there are two Rookie of the Year awards?

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@ShadowTodd I can't wait to see the looks on the faces of the executives at the big media companies who screwed over and fired creatives in hopes of replacing them with cheap AI when that happens.

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2 years

@JuaniChiro1234 @ZweihanderRPG ...Seinfeld started in 1989 and didn't really catch on until a couple years in.

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@morganwick

5 years

@Nate_Cohn And heeeeeeere come the Bernie bros...

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3 years

@Nate_Cohn Problem is, it's nice to *say* we live in a postracial, colorblind society, but that doesn't mean we actually *do*, nor that we don't need to reckon with the full scale of our racist past.

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5 years

@AcidOverlord @jbouie @AlexandraErin *If Fox News and other conservative media hasn't spent 40 years demonizing liberals and urban areas and telling rural conservatives they're the "real America"

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@DoubleH820 @magalawbrian @RedPilledPanda Because you can't possibly ever lose elections legitimately, it always has to be stolen. It can't possibly be that you're the baddies.

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@ShadowTodd You're so desperate to avoid compliments you don't even show your face in the YouTube videos you make!

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3 years

@PaulGerard @GaryParrishCBS @mattsarz Right alongside the great coastal city of St. Louis.

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4 years

@NanHayworth Kochs, Murdoch, cohorts taste victory after decades of concentrated effort to overthrow our Constitutional republic and replace it with a corporatist, fascist regime. Only Joe Biden and the Democrats stand between them and our American liberties. Vote straight Dem ticket.

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2 years

Around the Horn doing a segment on the ESPYs snubbing women and Alyiah Boston in particular, amounting to criticizing its own network.

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@__TEAM_USA How comfortable are you with heaping praise and pointing out how much you have in common with a Scientologist?

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@ShadowTodd

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@ShadowTodd Because boomers became too dominant in American culture and would never admit that the songs of their middle age are "oldies". More charitably, the popular songs of the 80s and 90s sound a lot less like the popular songs of the 50s than the popular songs of the 70s do.

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Morgan Wick

@morganwick

7 years

I guess this is why my SNF Flex Schedule posts are my most popular: their usefulness.

Sports TV Ratings

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Be Useful

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UK phone companies face ban on charging broadband customers for line rental if they never use their landlines

Phone companies face ban on some line rental charges

Culture Minister Ed Vaizey accused telecom providers of charging households for landlines that they often did not use - and has written to BT, Virgin, Sky and TalkTalk to call for urgent talks.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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3 years

@ButterflyPhoen2 @ShadowTodd I don't think they can call themselves oldies if they're playing music that's less than a decade old.

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@north0fnorth This is the biggest testament to how long Vice was around.

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@morganwick

4 years

@pat_romeara @ShadowTodd You make me think of a Kidz Bop version of WAP and for that I don't think I can forgive you.

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@morganwick

1 year

@AGHamilton29 @NateSilver538 If only people could read more than just the cherry-picked, misleadingly-framed messages presented by people trying to sell the public on their preferred narrative.

Everyone should be skeptical of Nate Silver

And anyone touting the lab-leak 'theory' of COVID's origin at this point

theracket.news

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@ShadowTodd Yeah, it's more like if this comic had a different ending.

Suspicion

xkcd.com

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3 years

@mvbrat91 Everyone mocking him for going "he's so amazed by seeing real life without special effects!" are really, or should really be, mocking the Marvel higher-ups.

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@7ballcraze @ShadowTodd Todd's rule, if I recall, is that songs are only eligible for the list if they hit the top *20* (or anywhere on the year-end Hot 100).

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@morganwick

4 years

@NateSilver538 Now tell me when any of their votes changed the actual outcome of a vote that was actually important to Trump and the GOP. Especially Collins.

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5 years

@AKlay19 @ShadowTodd It's like one of those Greek prophecies where the attempt to avert it caused it to happen.

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@ShadowTodd

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5 years

@Shermichael_ @SenatorBurr Its almost like Democrats are about leveling the playing field, while Republicans are about keeping it uneven, and their positions on taxes and services stem from that distinction and not from their self-stated principles!

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@Americanist4u @BettyBowers Oh, they're well aware of where the actual Holy Land is, which is why they're so insistent that Israel grab as much land as possible and have Jerusalem as its capital so Revelation can happen. I wish I was kidding. America being the Holy Land is what you'd expect Mormons to say.

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3 years

@natfinnonE @saracread @GrahamAllen_1 @KevinKileyCA @DavidJHarrisJr @seanfeucht @TamikaGHamilton If the recall *succeeds* her kids might not have a future considering what Elder might do...

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@ShadowTodd Then: "I'm ashamed of being white because of how badly we treat black people!" Now: "I'm ashamed of being white because the TV tells me I should be/am!"

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@seattletimes It's almost like a toll road that completely bypasses downtown with no exits within the tunnel was a waste of billions of dollars doing nothing but fueling further climate change!

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@CNschedules They might as well have put on Too Many Cooks.

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@ShadowTodd Gen X and younger boomers seem to have embraced "classic rock" as their equivalent to oldies.

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1 year

You know what Prigozhin news means, right? It means next guy to plan coup against Putin will *never* negotiate, *never* surrender. No matter what Putin says he agrees to, he always reserves right to alter the deal, and prayers that he won't alter it further will go unanswered.

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@RED_IN_PA Ah yes, the "enormous amounts of evil" that spewed from Pat's mouth? Oh wait, you mean stuff two consenting adults do in their own homes that affect no one but each other but that you think is "evil" while turning a blind eye to the "enormous amounts of evil" on your own side.

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@NateSilver538 "No see, if the Democratic establishment didn't hold Bernie down by pushing Pete and Amy out of the race he'd have won easily! Just don't ask what it says that Biden practically ran the table when it was one-on-one between him and Bernie!"

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@BellaFilAm Or perhaps they haven't solved any problems for decades because the people in the party you support fight tooth-and-nail to keep them from doing so and even to make them worse?

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@ShadowTodd Also, people forget how "radicalized and polarized" "Obama-era politics" was.

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@hermetic4848 @ShadowTodd If you think Todd agrees with you about the "liberal censorship"...

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3 years

@ellencarmichael "Every historian actually trained on the topic she writes about" = "every historian that shares my views on the topic".

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Morgan Wick

@morganwick

8 years

And there it is. Chris Berman's last time popping the champagne for the '72 Dolphins.

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@CNschedules Almost like the real problem is no one's making animation targeting girls in the in-between years!

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@sunnyright Also, the text is askew and it uses an unrealistic font, so it's not even photoshopped very well.

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@D_B_Harrison @NFL So is your solution to *pretend* we're a nation of one anthem, or to *make* it one by making black people feel like they're fully part of the American fabric and not, say, constantly living in fear of running into police?

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@rob_sheridan What's funny is that EM's sense of "humor" is such he probably would have appreciated it in its original form.

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@Saverino_ @blandCinema "People have been so generous in spreading the message of Sound of Freedom that they've Paid It Forward so thousands of others can watch it free in theaters." = "Our Mormon bosses have been spending millions on tickets to lure people into QAnon and inflate our box office."

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Herbstreit complaining about the "playoff or bust" mentality. That wouldn't have anything to do with the show you're on treating even non-playoff NY6 bowls as an afterthought, would it? #CFBPlayoff

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@ShadowTodd I don't think "it's better when you already know the twist, defeating the whole purpose of it being a twist" is the defense they think it is.

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@DebbieC90839152 Blame Jim Crow-era retellings that twisted it into a perpetuation of then-current black stereotypes.

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@extratv You know, because she's such a great catch.

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@bubbaprog ...why get rid of Big and Rich if you're not going to change the song? If you're going to keep using the song indefinitely, they should be Gameday's equivalent of Hank Williams Jr.

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@dmtrubman @humantransit Almost like there was a deliberate effort to wage war on certain kinds of people by other kinds of people...

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@EricSpracklen Of course, the vaccine is provided free of charge, and "natural immunity" comes at the price of debilitating side effects and potentially being placed on a ventilator and taking up scarce ICU beds when red states are out of them.

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Morgan Wick

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How Bill Simmons Changed Sportswriting, and why being let go by ESPN could be the best thing to happen to him http://t.co/fNuPHA3VXf

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Like, I don't necessarily care as much about Twitter becoming a cesspool of right-wing conspiracy theories and sedition as much as I do Twitter potentially pushing crypto and NFTs on everyone.

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@R1v3r51 @MrShrekTheOgre1 @CNschedules

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On live-action content: "Girls often graduate out of animation. Some of our most incredible competitors have been at the live-action game for a long time. We know that’s what girls want." Expect single-cam and multi-cam comedies and dramas.

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@SteveYao702 @billmaher In a few years, when the smoke is cleared on many China-related issues, this tweet will look silly. But you'll say: "How would I know? I'm just a parroter of CCP propaganda!"

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@choochoobear @demiurgent But! But they're *pills*! And pills are *magic beans* that *instantly and 100%* cure *anything* without drawbacks!

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@ShadowTodd If Kendall Jenner just gave everyone a Pepsi...

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@moomoof @ShadowTodd Now he’s just somebody that you used to know

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@StevenRayByrd @wbpictures I think at this point it might not even be about whether or not it would make money. It might just be about spite, or maybe some executive somewhere felt insulted about it. I'm not convinced they'd release it if it would be the blockbuster of the summer.

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@awfulannouncing "former Jets GM" that explains it.

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8 years

"There's some interested observers with the point total at 52." Was Buck just possessed by Michaels there? @awfulannouncing

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I do have to laugh at all the conservatives smugly declaring that all the "liberal tears" are because Elon will introduce "free speech" and make Twitter less of a "liberal echo chamber"... declarations they're making on Twitter.

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@EpochInspired @historyinmemes *defending rich people's right to get richer, which is what the vast majority of wars fought since WWII have been about.

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@Cstarz305 @againstgrmrs You're right.

Gays Against Groomers Is Not a Grassroots Organization: Report

Despite what some of the people associated with Gays Against Groomers claim, the group is a political outfit of right-wing operatives and not a grassroots organization.

www.advocate.com

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@mookjuice The suffering of immigrants, black people living in fear of the police, LGBTQ people, people wanting/needing abortions, etc., is an abstract concept to you and your feelings are more important than their day to day struggles in the real world.

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@ShadowTodd Most invocations of "Santa" in pop culture that aren't too Christmas-specific, you can replace with "God" and they'll usually make more sense.

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@pop_arena "This is your Rachel. This is your Rachel in a 90s comic book. Any questions?"

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@NewsNation You do realize, of course, this is all the exact same stuff Fox used to say.

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@AndrewD_Lewis @FPWellman I believe Schumer voting against it is a procedural matter that allows him to bring it up for a vote again.

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@ShadowTodd Did Geico ads beat you down into doing this?

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@dcp1315 @NateSilver538 So helping to overwhelm hospital beds, potentially spreading it to those less likely to survive, and potentially getting your lungs wrecked for life is all A-OK?

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@Munchkinsnana @_Makada_ "Mail-in ballots mean election fraud, only in-person voting is safe and secure! These votes weren't mailed and were cast in person, therefore they must be fraudulent!"

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@DKevorkian90 The unvaccinated are a danger to the young, immunocompromised, and others that can't get the vaccine, and to everyone else by providing a place for mutations to incubate. This shouldn't be that complicated.

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@ShadowTodd Now I'm imagining We Didn't Start the Fire autotuned and in Drake's droning monotone.

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@politicalelle

The Recount

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Trump says Biden should "resign in disgrace." Here's what he said about Afghan troop withdrawal back on June 26th: “I started the process, all the troops are coming home, they couldn’t stop the process … They wanted to, but it was very tough to stop the process.”

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@ShadowTodd This is why, despite some people's requests/predictions, you'll probably never do Metal Machine Music because... what exactly do you say about the "music" itself?

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