So let me get this straight… Lindsay produces herself but Amanda wanted Lindsay to tell her about the cheating DM off camera… so they could discuss how to talk about it… on camera… and that’s not producing yourself?
#SummerHouse
Last night, a man CALLED me and asked me out on a date. I'm honestly still in shock. I thought I was just going to get "you up?" texts for the rest of my life.
My bf and I went to Chick-fil-A tonight... he got a sandwich and an 8 count nugget... he screams out “UGH I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET 12!!!” To which I replied, “why?” His response - “so I could share more of them with you.”
The wedding is next year everyone’s invited.
At the
@Browns
game. This man just bought THE WHOLE TUB of beer and is walking up the stairs handing them out to everyone. It is the Browns version of Santa Claus. Unreal.
Remember when people were eating bath salts and Tide Pods and there were killer clowns running around and we really thought things couldn’t get worse than that..........
The year is 2009. LC just put on her best headband and pearls and Justin Bobby burped on Audrina for the third time in one episode. The Maine is playing in the background. You update your AIM profile to “I want to forgive you... and I want to forget you... </3”
What time is the Capital Classic on tonight?!? I thought they canceled it because Marshall wasn’t good enough to be in the same building as WVU??? 🤷🏻♀️
For Halloween this year I went as “antisocial.” Laid in bed, ate chocolate covered pretzels, watched 4 episodes of Vanderpump Rules and saved $50 not buying anything.
Does anyone else have a full on panic attack when you are eating in your car and someone pulls up RIGHT next to you? I feel ashamed and embarrassed why I don’t understand
Anytime you are feeling like you’re having a fat day... just remember how many ORGANS and BONES you gotta fit inside you to keep you tickin. It’s all good mama bears 💖 love yourself
Me emailing coworkers: “Hey! Just wanted to give your heads up... Does that make sense? Please let me know if you have any questions in the meantime... Happy to help!”
Any male coworker: “thanks”
Someone: "Cleveland sucks."
Me: "You're a pathetic loser who peeked in high school who bandwagons good teams because your hometown has nothing good to offer anybody and your mom hates you."
Hey
@khloekardashian
if you are looking for a place to crash in Cleveland you can stay at my place and we can set all of our exes things on fire together and eat our weight in pizza ❤️