monkey michael @monkey_mike4367 Twitter profile

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2 months

@soiled_plants2 Mate. I come first place grand ribbon at the chelsea flower show in 1988 and im telling you now if me and that mutt went head to head in some competitive gardening I would embarrass him so sodding badly he'd throw himself in the lake. Dont ever bloody question monkey michael

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monkey michael

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@B0nesJam Yeah well thats you mate i never thought about this useless rubbish even once in my life and i think i speak for everyone here when i say i am living a F***ING better life than you cunt. Pull yourself together its bloody embarrassing you gormless bastard right then AS YOU WERE

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17 days

Perfect car for tesla fans so when they drive through a ankle deep puddle and the nonce mobile bursts into sodding flames they cant be rescued and they burn to F***ING death ! Absolutely bloody marvellous 🦧 As you pissing well were you horrid dog bastards

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18 days

Firefighters training on Cybertruck's windows. Took 3 swings for the first crack to form, and 12+ to actually break through. Perfect car for the apocalypse, no Zombie is breaking in 🧟‍♂️

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7 days

Just bursted out bloody laughing and slapping me knee sprinteddown the local to show this to the lads mate I hope it burned the whole cunting house down and cooked the nonce who owns this diddymobile alive! AHAAHAHA Hope ity malfunctioned and wrote a mail in vote for kamla harris

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8 days

Tesla model X sets on fire from Hurricane Helene.

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monkey michael

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3 months

Love this. Lois looking stunning as always

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@FamilyGuyonFOX

5 months

peter & lois have just arrived at the #metgala

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14 days

#NONCEALERT Watch out there is a bloody horrid nonce on the loose lock up any one you sodding well care about because this bellend has shota in his likes

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monkey michael

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2 months

Some of you lot dont know how bloody lucky you are for one reason or another monkey mike wont run a sodding monkey madness on you because ive got standards but that good will only lasts so F***ING long so behave your cunting self and we'll be alright okay AS YOU WERE

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2 months

@soiled_plants2 I seriously bloody doubt he contributed any meaningful help

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24 days

@HalieyWelchX You look bloody stunning haliey

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monkey michael

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2 months

@soiled_plants2 Not impressed with his so called achievements. No hate to old mate but be honest he look f***ing clueless sittin there. should of never stepped paw in a garden bc he aint bloody prepared. If he wants some tips I can help out and if he wants to scrap i'll batter the little bastard

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2 months

@kindsoul1199507 Your bloody disgusting

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monkey michael

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2 months

@metaversejoji What u need mate is for someone to smack some bloody sense into you. How cunting old are you ? your online pissing your life away calling your self a shit poster burning a hole through your f***ing pocket with your sodding cryptic currency. Bet your parents are fucking miserable

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monkey michael

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1 month

@10kfrozen Dunno mate i just stay out of it you no its got f*** all to do with me . Love em to death but not mikes place to comment alrite keep meself out of any business that ain’t mine sunshine play me cards as im dealt em right as you were x 🦧

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monkey michael

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2 months

I F***NG WELL TOLD YOU TO BEHAVE AND YOU COULDN'T.. WELL ITS TIME FOR THE LAST AN FINAL #MONKEYMADNESS You got one sodding chance to hold your horses and get your act together or your gonna be bloody sorry

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@PopBase

2 months

The World Health Organisation has declared Mpox (monkeypox) a public health emergency of international concern.

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monkey michael

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2 months

@doomfelter Ive locked your cat in a plexiglass box and not drilled any holes in the side mate. Now explain to me the sodding thought process that led to you posting this F***ING tweet and you better do it quick or that bastard's not getting out

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monkey michael

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1 month

This bloody hurts to watch... These two rotten bastards carrying off me brother franklin and we never saw him again. Got executed by firing squad and didnt even do nothing wrong nothings been the cunting same since I miss you every day frankie mate we'll be together again soon

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18 days

Me F***ING rotten half brother Prinkston just sent me this picture laufghing it up that he gets to live in the lap of bloody luxury while im spending me days in horrid CUNTING SUNDERLAND. Never done a hard days graft in his life and never gave a shit about what happened to frank

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monkey michael

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6 days

This bellend makes me bloody sick not only he look like the arsehole on a week old dogs rotten carcass not only the cunt has the Diddy-Epstein manuscripts in his likes (NONCE) but this F***KING sad little twat listen to phonk and has deluded himself into thinking itsgood. Fuck me

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18 days

@HalieyWelchX Not a fan of the bastard hound but would love a follow back haliey

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

2 months

Im at the end of my SODDING ROPE. Shohei watabe took all me money and F**ING vanished.; Theirs' nothing left now im in absolute bloody ruins and tatters how am I supposed to explainto my family what happened. Hes laughing his pissing head of in japan and im in F***ING SUNDERL:AND

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monkey michael

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15 days

AS YOU WERE

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@nypost

6 years

These three little words are a big turn-on

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

2 months

@BASSLAPPING Right thats better. As you bloody were mate MONKEY MICHAEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

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monkey michael

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2 months

Learned your lesson this time I see. As you sodding well were

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2 months

a very bountiful harvest !

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monkey michael

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2 months

NOT BLOODY HAPPENING

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2 months

Gen Z is trying to cancel Monkey Michael

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

1 month

@cowboylikezain I think I speak for everyone when I say youll know what real bi panic is mate when i hold this six shooter up and ask you to bloody explain yourself. Take one hard F****ING look in the mirror now and try to work out where it all went sodding wrong ok? This is pissing embarrassing

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monkey michael

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3 months

@omnimanissokind Couldn't f***ing agree more it does my bloody nut in

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

27 days

Maybe you shouldnt have put youyr F***ING trust in a bloke what you don't know fuck all about and who never met or gave a rat's rotten arse about you. God you people are thick as f*******ING PIG SHIT someone needs to batter you within an inch of your cunting life ffs AS YOU WERE

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27 days

dave grohl, the “nicest guy in rock,” was sooooo nice to publicly announce that he will be supporting the baby girl he just had at age 55 with a woman that is not his wife and is the reason she nor his existing three daughters trust him anymore

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monkey michael

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2 months

Monkey michael and the primate posse dont take too sodding kindly to the bollocks your all posting and theres some nasty sorts in the primate posse who been wanting to have words with some of you lets just say Mandrill Martin and Bobby Baboon are at the end of their ropes

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

28 days

@lukeissillys Oh shut up you insufferable little bellend. Your mental health wont matter when i wallop you within an inch off your mortal existence youll be pleasding and sobbing oh monkey mike let me go im sorry for what i said and ill say HERE YOU ARE THEN MATE and deliver the final blow

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monkey michael

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2 months

@nyanfem Needless to say I will not be reading this bloody essay. click on my profile for one sec mate. Did you F***ING NOTICE SOMETHING ???? Not that I give a rats bollock or anything but U used to be a friend to me before the followers got to your head. HAVEA NICE LIFE MATE ITS OVER 🖕

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

1 month

Yea yea uno big rodney and trevor keep it silent on the lam🤫 never been on quidditch pitches but they always chasing snitches 🦍 Up the primate posse #MONKEYMADNESS

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no gossip🚫

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monkey michael

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2 months

@theQuarkGirl Sounds like a childish waste of space who should seek professional F****ING help

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

2 months

@BuggyTheClown Mind your own sodding business

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

1 month

Cooper mate stay away from those horrid cunts you dont know how poisonous it is for your sodding soul to be in contact with the putrid wankers known as dingle 4integer (NOT boss) and andromeda I hope this bloody message reaches you before its too late

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

1 month

Sellotaped a picture of dingle's head on a pillow and started battering fuck out of it the rotten bastard. Ive genuinely lost the BLOODY PLOT You and the rest of you sodding twats are driving me up the cunting wall

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

2 months

@muzanist God almighty your off your cunting rocker if your saying this with not a shred of irony. Something about you bloody attack on titan bastards dont know what it is but you all got the IQ of a boiled rats cock now get out of my face or youll be BLOODY SEEN TO.

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

2 months

@BASSLAPPING I knockesd all the teeth in mama bears bloody mouth out with one punch and theirs nothing in the world that can stop me from doing it again and again She was a bloody WRECK and that place is the best thing for those cubs they better straighten up or there next

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

1 month

@sorthog @B0nesJam First post on your SODDING profile is identity pedophile v sort yourself out mate for I knock every tooth out your mouth and put ur dentist in a cunting headlock while hes picking those bastards up ALRIHT? Post another gif mate see what happens youll be turned into an example

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

11 days

Did this to a scouser who broken into me house in the 80s to pinch te copper piping out off me gaff. Walloped the bastard for 4 and a half hours the silly cunt looked like and extra out of Tom and Gerry when it was all over, think I actually made the prick smarter somehow

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@iloveklim

11 days

silent hill 2's combat is very good

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1 month

Turn them all into bloody glue i would mate if i had the chance theyre sodding horrid creatures dont give a single thing to the world just content to F*** THINGS UP WHAT OTHERS HAVE GRAFTED HARD FOR Seen a pony turn over a hard working blokes car before and he did nowt wrong.

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horse kicking down and shattering glass window for some reason perhaps wishing to enter this house but not sure how to open a door

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1 month

@chemttrails @kindsoul1199507 Peace at bloody last mate

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

2 months

Giddy with exitement thinking about what im gonna do with my money first Let me just bloody say this none of you little muppets will see a F****ING penny from mike your on your pissing own since none of you ever support me with fuck all. Think I might go on holiday to malaga lol

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monkey michael

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2 months

@n0tbuni You are bloody disgusting you should be ashamed of yourself

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monkey michael

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3 months

@TheCalamityCarl Your bloody disgusting. 30 years old and thats your first f***ing thought whats the world coming to dont you have a hobby you rotten shaft

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

3 months

Me uncle rodney's just fallen down stairs and died outside Haversham village Tesco's. What an unceremonious bloody end you silly orangutan wanker

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monkey michael

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11 days

@10kfrozen Waheeeeeyyyyy I look bloody amazing

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

3 months

@horseimage Should of just left it down there I promise you mate theres nothing but bloody misery waiting for you eround every corner outside that hole

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

2 months

@kindsoul1199507 You aint got the heart for this lifestyle mate delete this post and bugger off out my territory before you get your nose handed to you in a dogs rubber boxc you CUNT

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

3 months

@10kfrozen What the fuck was that I just seen? The mrs just saw it on my phone and she's giving me a right earful. Scran looks bloody aces though

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

23 days

Right cunt how abt YOU ignore all sodding instructions and get your F***ING life in order. "DRUGTWT". "NSFWTWT". Christ almighty your haveing a bloody laugh mate your a bloody numbskull thinks the only bloke talking sense is AI but your wastin the life your parents gave you

Miiinaaaa ♡ 🔞

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@monkey_mike4367 @Plainn_Text @LOBOTOLOID Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about an anal suppository, the size and shape of a pineapple, and how it relates to the catcher in the rye

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

23 days

@ddracuIa Waheyyyyyy room for one more ??

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

2 months

One thousand f***ing retweets your having a pissing laugh but when I say it about that bloody mutt I’m being cancelled by the woke lunatic left wing. Classic case of DOUBLE STANDARD and I won’t have it in this country no more

media from the camera roll of a closeted gay man

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Christ this bring back memories used to be one of me jobs go round local aquariums if the sharks looked soddin miserable i go in tank with em and put the cunts in headlock n squeeze til they F***ING died Magistrates court banned me goin near any fish that weren't served w chips

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How do aquariums euthanize sharks and such

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monkey michael

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2 months

F***ing hell lads this might be my chance.. If your not in then you can't win that's what they say. GONNA BE A BLOODY RICH MAN THIS TIME NEXDT MONTH YESSSS 💸💸💸💸💰💰💰💰

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12 days

@sealfan123 Happened to me brother Franklin when he was shot in the head by zoo keepers for no good BASTARDING reason and yet no sodding cunt gonna make a post like this about him because you lot dont give a fuck if its not some goggle eyed fluffy bellend of a creature. F*** YOU HORRID TWATS

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@monkey_mike4367

1 month

@cuck_master69 @B0nesJam You sodding horrid cunts talking about MONKEY F***ING MICHAEL behind my back like you thought i wouldn't hear it makes me absolutely pissing sick. Expected as much from rotten dogs arsehole like bone jam but Cuck master mate i'm bloody ashamed I thought you were better than this.

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3 months

Fucking loser. Absolutely bloody useless!!!!

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4 months

YouTuber spent 2 months building Shiganshina from Attack on Titan in Minecraft

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monkey michael

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2 months

@soiled_plants2 You are joking

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monkey michael

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22 days

@talktuahpod Not exaggerating when I say I can’t bloody wait!!!!!

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

1 month

Dont make these posts often so dont get your sodding hopes up but me and the lad dingle are goin for a pint down rodneys after match of the day and settling this whole business so shows over folks alright

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@monkey_mike4367

1 month

Sellotaped a picture of dingle's head on a pillow and started battering fuck out of it the rotten bastard. Ive genuinely lost the BLOODY PLOT You and the rest of you sodding twats are driving me up the cunting wall

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

2 months

@kindsoul1199507 Delete your account you fat ugly bastard

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

2 months

Who the bloody hell is this plonker acting like hes MONKEY MICHAEL

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5 months

@MoonTrades7 You see I was going to close out after losing everything on this trade but I’m going in full balls 💹💪🏽

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@kindsoul1199507 I seen her get hit by a bloody lorry and got dragged 100 meters down the cunting road turned into a red stain and couldnt stop sodding laughing

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monkey michael

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1 month

@kindsoul1199507 @BASSLAPPING God almighty this is gonna ruin my F***ING time line

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monkey michael

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2 months

Oh for F*****S sake Bobby that cost me a hundred squid this cunts got a raging temper on him i dont even know what he saw to make him get that pissed off

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1 month

@kipbite She looks bloody stunning

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3 months

@meijertheydy Youve got to be fucking joking me elmo you infantile little wanker youve been around for 45 years your almost as old as me and your posting bollocks like this on twitter you should be bloody ashamed of yourself. Could of predicted that a ponce like him would think this is funny

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

3 months

@tremereclan @couriess Yeah.. "good one".. One bloody like. Get out of my mentions you plonker

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@monkey_mike4367

3 months

They say its are beautiful game. Wonderful showing whole local exploded in shouts of joy and happiness and three german blokes got glassed because their the closets thing to neverlandish people that were nearby. Bloody tear flowed from my eye 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

3 months

@cryst6l Grow a F***ng backbone you worthless bastard

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

3 months

@pom_puurin Mind your manners or my monkey mates will batter you

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@monkey_mike4367

2 months

@epeldontkys Yeah well I hate the cunt what are you going to do about it

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28 days

@freakyteer Mate you just lost yourself a loyal bloody follower i been with you since DAY F***ING ONE and i cant abide this rubbish no more your playing a game on phone for bloody nonces and paedophile RATS known as identity v and not only am i unfollowing but i hope you get battered cunt

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

3 months

God save are King and Princess Die as well even though f***ing lizzie had her whacked.

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monkey michael

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3 months

Bloody lovely get on you fat f***ing little bastard . You ever seen one of these before ? F*************** jesus you DOG

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1 month

@kindsoul1199507 You bloody legend

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@monkey_mike4367

2 months

This sorry little prick really has the nerve to tell me hes thrown cunting laptop off the desk and smashed it to sodding smitheriens because he seen dingle speaking the name of the primate posse in vain your CUNTING WINDING ME UP YOU LITTLE BASTARDS ahhh i dont FUCKNIG BELIEVE IT

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@monkey_mike4367

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@Plainn_Text @LOBOTOLOID Shut up you horrid bastard pretend ape your makinga BLOODY MOCKERY of me and me mates now slag off before you get F***ING battered

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2 months

Rodney..? Bloody hell

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1 month

@muzanist Dont do that mate relax and count to 3 its gonna be alright

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2 months

@BuggyTheClown @tremereclan Homer absolutely cannot get enough of the yellow bastard absolutely cracks me up whenever he’s on screen

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@monkey_mike4367

3 months

@tr0mpa Talentless. Useless. F***ing disgrace. Waste of time. Uttely complete shit. Do something bloody worthwhile with your life you bastard or F*** off back to bluesky 🤬

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@monkey_mike4367

2 months

@veroideae I seriously dont give a shit you actually wasted my time making me read this bollocks. Id say to delete your account but then you would have nothing f***king left I've just had ENOUGH of this rubbish. See you in hell .I know you wont make it to heaven Sincerely: an EX follower.

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@marvinsmlgaming @chemttrails @4integer @kindsoul1199507 Dont come back buddy or ill bite your cunting nose off

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

2 months

@BASSLAPPING And so what ? Doesn't mean i didnt wallop that mama bear to kingdom come they can both be true at once and if you ever call monkey F***ING michael a liar again were gonna be going ten rounds MATE. as you were

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3 months

@willyoudieforit Dont you love me any more

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3 months

@futchassemble Will be taking the mrs along to see her in soel. Not sure about that korean food thogh

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1 month

@chemttrails @4integer @real_devs Right keep me name out your sodding mouth or youll have no teeth or tongue left you little toe rag

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

1 month

@4integer @kindsoul1199507 @BASSLAPPING And im slapping fuck out of all those cunting household objects throwing each n every one of those bastarding things into a microwave, turning it on, throwing it off a cliff onto your brothers head and it'll kill that dog wanker yea just for being in the same lineage as you CUNT

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

1 month

Look mate im not being funny but if your a sodding shark (KING OF THE OCEAN) and your getting caught off a gormless hook like that then you deserve to be killed. Isnt the whole F***ING thing about evolution that the little daft ones need to die for the rest to get better? Useless

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@monkey_mike4367

2 months

@aaaronson Yet another sodding pointless fact no one gives a shit about. Hope your dog slips on a wet floor and throws his back out you cunt

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@monkey_mike4367

1 month

@atyourlowest Your a honorary member of the primate posse mate. A massive cunt. And a proper legend

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@monkey_mike4367

1 month

@HotTopicPrince You type like one of those bloody ridiculous cat accounts where some nonce pretends to be their F*ING little kitten and mate let’s be honest here we all know your putting this dog shit act on. ALRIGHT shoulders back stand up straight and end this cunting charade okay as you were

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@monkey_mike4367

3 months

@ayeejuju Youve bloody tricked me this doesn't f***ing WORK!!!!

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

2 months

Just turned over me neighbour gareth's car (DONE ME F***ING BACK IN AND ALL) and pelted his cat through there front room window Im done playing bloody games youll never take another cunting thing from me you DOGS its time for a monkey madness you horrible pissing swine

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monkey michael

@monkey_mike4367

1 month

@BuggyTheClown You are on a thin bloody line mate

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