Welcome to Mondo Megabits™:
🔸 Multi-Macro-Megaseries of Meticulously Mastered Meta-art, by Men for Men™
🔸 No automation, procedural generation or AI
🔸 10k+ man-hours of work
Get Mommy's credit card and then u ask: "Who Do I Want to Hurt Today???"
#0038
- BUDSLUGS: larvae ammo type; implants [egg] on hit; modifies weapon DMG type.
Powerful* (until confiscated by:
#0040
- A MAGNET: all metallic items are subject to search and seizure by A MAGNET)
Every card has two (2) sides 😜
the “Pestering Crypto Influencers Contest” is LIVE 💥
🥰 Put your trolling to work, and get paid out in REAL NFTS!
To participate, check
#announcements
in Mondo discord, join like in bio
Sicc’em! 🐶
Presenting: "GATEKEEP, NY":
A two-night party celebrating DROP 02 in Chinatown, NYC.
🔸Oct 7th & 8th
🔸10pm-4am
🔸Dancefloor + siderooms for chatting
🔸Card giveaways
🔸Rooftop for relax(ing)
🔸Halo 3 LAN party
🔸Free entry for holders
Ticket link & more info below!
Add this to your deck.
➡️Stealth Warp [R3] *GIVEAWAY*
<<The rules are simple..>
🔸Follow
@mondomegabits
on Twitter
🔸RT & tag three (3) friends
🔸Verbally tell mommy you're excited & can't wait
Winners chosen in one (1) week.
Process.
Card text fields for F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E. faction are handmade-- printed, scanned, then stylized before being added back to the stack of layers that make the card sandwich
Mondo is a delicious burger with non-gmo ingredients
Drop 02 is right around the corner (we don't care about FTX at all).
🔸Rebalanced, start-to-finish. Higher HPs, lower DMG
🔸More card types
🔸Cheaper mint
Are YOU a Mondo Man????
The *DIRTIEST ROOM CONTEST* is [LIVE].
All submissions get whitelist for Mondo Megabits, the filthiest 🦨 rooms get [NFT CARD SURPRISE] ! 💕
🤤Enter the contest here:
🔸Mint progress: ■■■■■■■□□□ 70%
Thirteen (13) r6 cards remain un-minted, like this beautiful WEED RARE variant, a lovely 1-of-1 treat 🍭
A great day to become a Mondo Man. 🤞
"Time Cube"
#0082
🔸[Item - Gimmick]
🔸Faction: Fake Tech
🔸Rarity: R6
“16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth - equated to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube”
👍 Over 50% of Mondo Supply: [MINTED].!
Chat rolling w rares, variants, trade-offers & more.
🧠A great day to be a Mondo Man.🧠
Also Hasan minted (hearsay)
Is your roboid INSΔПЕ? Time to ♺ Recycle ♺ that piece of trash. Call 1-844-OKAY-SIR *next week* to learn more about premium roboid disposal options—
Thank you. A Certified Expert™ will be in touch with you shortly.
14 Days till you mint five (5) cards.
🔶 You love to mint Mondo Megabits r5 and r6 cards
🔶 For every mint, a child is born
🔶 You love the lucky & lovely experience
[On discord]Snap a pic fully dripped out, holding a piece of paper with your discord name written on it, then upload the image to <
#1161411322798419968
> channel. When we reach 50 entries, we'll vote on who's got the best swag, and who's going home with a **FREE** **R3 CARD**
The
@Jxxyy
Mondo *Drip Contest* is live ... the three hardest fit pics get Mondo cards ...
If ya drip don't make the cut, you still get whitelist. Winners chosen by Joeyy on the night of 8/10
Link in the announcements channel.
Don't fall prey to the SADS. (You are sad.) With Mondo Megabits' better LYFE programme, you can develop your garbage social skills with ease! Buy the NFTs. ()
#NFT
#FreeTherapy
Wondering what your odds for minting r5s, r6 cards are? Look no further.
When you pull a r6 out of a freshly sealed pack on Monday, be sure to brag. ☘️🤞
👁️👁️ May the odds be ever in your favor, player.
Rave + WL ?
@billjobsinspace
is taking over the radio waves in the Mondo Discord- 8pm EST 4/23
While the set plays, staff will be processing our first batch of WL: OG roles. No OG? Stay till the end for your chance to win WL, or even a free card.. (priceless)
Link in bio
Take a picture of your HOT GF for your chance to win a FREE
#NFT
! 🤙
All participants get whitelisted for Mondo Megabits. Winner will be chosen by the community!
Submit here:
Discord link in bio. LFG! 🔥🔥🔥