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gym,movies, DFW sports, cooking ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ UNT alum

Joined September 2015
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For the next stimulus check, you need to sell a certain amount of these chocolates to get it
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@mojoejoejoemtz
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She has ATT no wonder I ainโ€™t get a text back in 3 weeks, it all makes sense now
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A brand new fresh cut will have you feeling
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Almost time to start dressing frfr
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This kid
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Name a performance or movie that ISNโ€™T Academy Award-winning, but FEELS like it is.
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Me every time they said the word โ€œNopeโ€, in NOPE #NopeMovie
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Laughing at the professors jokes trying to get extra credit on this upcoming exam
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Me now reflecting on my old game
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If you eat Papa Johnโ€™s willingly, donโ€™t worry about whatโ€™s in the Corona virus vaccine.
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@SupremeDreams_1 The Dollar store employee after every shift
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My demons surrounding me at night when Iโ€™m trying to go to sleep
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Dragic: โ€œI would love to play with Luka and the Dallas Mav-โ€œ Mavs for the 4th year in a row:
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Green Goblin AND Doc Oc๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@BornAKang About that time now
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Dancers when they find out they exclusively got paid in nothing but Usherbucks that night
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Ronaldo when Sterling wonโ€™t give him #7
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Today we're all Goofy Goobers. RIP Stephen Hillenburg, the creater of the goat kids TV show๐Ÿ™
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๐Ÿ’› We are sad to share the news of the passing of Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob SquarePants. Today, we are observing a moment of silence to honor his life and work. ๐Ÿ’›
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โ€œDad, how was it getting to watch Luka Doncic live?โ€
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I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve seen anyone in more constant stress than her ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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The Dark Knight is Re-releasing in IMAX for it's 10 year anniversary. I'ma need the entire squad to link up for this celebration of one of the greatest movies ever made.
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Cowboys road to the Super bowl starts today๐Ÿ˜Ž! #DallasCowboys
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Aight,so if youโ€™re looking for an incredibly scary or gory film Megan ainโ€™t it.But if you want a movie that knows that you know that the premise is insane but still wants to execute at a high level than this is for you. Also itโ€™s just really fun lol, the crowd had a blast #M3GAN
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This our 3rd best player
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Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ด
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Luka getting nothing from these Uber drivers as teammates
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Daenerys to Jon when Bran just straight up tells everyone that she lost a dragon
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Greatest playoff run of all time
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Watching Dirk get his jersey retired feels way too surreal, feels like yesterday we watched him go thru Kobe & Pau, KD & Russ and the Miami Big 3.
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Ok Hannibal Lecter
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If it ainโ€™t RARE I donโ€™t want it!!
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Arriving at my new office when my old office traded me for a new copy machine and 4 future sets of keurig coffee makers ๐Ÿค๐Ÿผ
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What if your Job could trade you to another location like sport teams lmao
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Bad Bunny is performing La Canciรณn with J Balvin, and I know a lot of yโ€™all going through it rn
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Gonna be a Fish Fillet with a McFlurry and hot sprite.
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tap in โ„๏ธ #TheSaweetieMeal
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The Boys is the best show out rn, that ending
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Luka getting the Lebron slander treatment this early already, heโ€™s really going to be goated
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Ah man.... Timeline pushing the Luka is a cancer agenda right now
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KGs wall at home
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I was reading this and never expected for this sentence to end this way.
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Ronaldinho right now lol
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Bron had Toronto, Luka has Phoenix ๐Ÿ‘€
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I swear Luka be emasculating the Suns.
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Feige seeing DC have a tiny bit of cinematic success
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Peter when Dr. Strange told him he can't smash Mary Jane anymore
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This fucking sucks
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Breaking: Jamal Murray has been diagnosed with a torn ACL in his left knee. He will be out indefinitely, the Nuggets announced.
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@ivyluvx These are some of my favorites that Iโ€™ve made
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When was the last time you felt like you found the right one
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Lil Baby when Travis plays Mamacita
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Itโ€™s over once Travis Scott plays Biebs In The Trap and Nightcrawler
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*Team gets a dub in war zone๐Ÿ”ฅ My stats:
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That Wiggins brick was nasty man
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Polish fans watching the Ochoa save is gold lol
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All ima say is when the X men come into the MCU on screenโ€ฆ.boy
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God we pray the mavs get a win today. Amen
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@big_business_ He beat cancer, he knows time is too valuable for this shitty play
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Gender reveal parties have gone too far
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Kelly Kelly still fine too, middle school me going crazy
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@SupremeDreams_1 Invincible made Battle Beast look like Prime Thanos
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@big_business_ "Tony look at me, we're gonna be ok, you can rest now"
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@big_business_ When she says met Rodney Hood
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Rest in Peace ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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@ArjunAhuja5 @cheriehendrie He's tired of people dropping Mudblood on the TL on the reg
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Liability is so fucking good
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Happy Birthday ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‚ to my Hermano @SupremeDreams_1 , heโ€™s a leader, a friend, and a creative genius. Yโ€™all support him and the boys at RDC. Much love and big things ahead๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ to this new year!!!
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@big_business_ Heโ€™s really the Joker man
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Ayton is gone and CP3 is basically done. That just leaves Booker(fraud) and Bridges while being cap tied for a minโ€ฆ..Mavs potentially sent them in a nasty spiral
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We might need a 30 for 30 on the Phoenix Suns choking game 7 against the Mavs, a 64 win team just mailing it in and giving up like that losing by 40 is nuts I need every detail leading up before the game started.
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I know yโ€™all couldnโ€™t film this with a straight face lol
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Dudes donโ€™t let you say NOTHING now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Facts, cause this is one of the greatest scenes ever made. Pure cinema
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James Gunn said Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse is the best superhero film ever made
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My boss when they come by my cubicle after they realize weโ€™re all behind bc of me
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Watching World Cup in ya cubical gotta be a crazy feeling, you haven't done any work today but ya boss thinks you're an earner cuz you keep responding "finishing it now" in the emails.
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Fuck him
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Klay been thru hell, itโ€™s pretty cool to see him go to the finals
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Anuel AA a Trump supporter? That explains why heโ€™s bald in his twenties
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One of my favorite comfort films, has all the things I love like cooking, wild John Leguizamo, and Sofia Vergara
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Iโ€™ve seen as many Baker Mayfield commercials as interceptions this game already
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@big_business_ This one of the worst tweets Iโ€™ve seen in a min
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@big_business_ "let's get this onside kick"
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EEAAO did the sweep
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I think that person already knows youโ€™re in love with them.
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@big_business_ Tyrion these latter seasons...it's sad to see
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At 23 years old in his hometown, and already a World Cup winner
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300 million signing bonus, 100 million a year after taxes and a GM role, that's some powerful shit.
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Ronaldo stat padding on Estonia vs Messi stat padding on Estonia
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I love when Messi pads those stats by any means.
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Nicki Minaj and J Cole with projects, Drake running the singles charts rn. Feels like 2014 again lol
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@SupremeDreams_1 Immortal came back and got washed again. Sorry ass
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@DylanPatel4_ ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Cowboys traded Amari Cooper for a football NFT and a packet of 5 gum
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The 8 year olds in the theater watching Ant Man get turned into pulp by the hands of Kang
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Jonathan Majors in Ant Man and Creed 3, 2023 gonna change his life.
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โ€œRemember when you fucked one of my classmates?โ€
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OH NO.....Hurn's ankle๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จโ˜น๏ธ
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@big_business_ Logan anytime she wants to progress
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Trump right before the debate
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@big_business_ Really need to know whoโ€™s Doom, if they hit that casting right itโ€™ll be like Shaq and Kobe
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@big_business_ โ€œTold you not to fight that group of Phoenix fans they on meth!โ€
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@big_business_ Every NBA player not on the clippers tonight ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@big_business_ Just Joel Osteen with all NBA defensive abilities
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When I get my kick of avocado for the day
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Coke shaming is a phrase I never thought Iโ€™d see but this is twitter so I gotta expect the unexpected.
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@big_business_ Luka probably doesnโ€™t even know who he is, and theyโ€™re sticking a war criminal next to him
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Karma ainโ€™t real yโ€™all lol, ppl can do you wrong and keep thriving Iol.
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My Abuelo and his brother crossing over the border to the states back in the 40โ€™s ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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@KPrincess2905 A hella long outage fr
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U give Luka Bostons supporting cast and heโ€™s winning multiple chips
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This is how old and long Lebron has been professionally hooping, and heโ€™s still killing it in NBA Finals
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