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keke.

@mockvlattee

2 years

"You are loved. You are needed. Please do not give up."

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2 years

I’m disgusted at the accuracy, from posture to the rocking back & forth, please skskdks.

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2 years

@MoniListening It’s to shake out the sense you gained while you healed from him

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Me when I’m told to serve food at a party when I was meant to just be a guest.

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I hate African people

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2 years

Wizkid is dropping a new album Friday & I’m here for it. The way "Made In Lagos" is still on repeat? He has never disappointed me.

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@itsemazbitch Sis, all it’s missing is the "get off meee" while holding on to him sksksjd.

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2 years

@Rachael03273070 Out here swinging left & right for hours when im just tryna go home fr lmao

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2 years

@fspthedon The man is fighting for his life

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2 years

@Bigkahuna_fos That’s just y’all way to print out eediat on our foreheads lmao

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4 months

The way Canada looks great from the outside, we got a good PR team for real.

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@Missxth Nah for real 😭

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2 years

like.

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2 years

Franchement je suis pas moche comme meuf ein.

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2 years

Montreal is the best city in Canada hands down. There’s no other city like it.

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keke.

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2 years

We one nuclear bomb away from meeting our creator but jokes are being cracked on here.

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2 years

One day we’ll talk about how hard Mariah Carey snapped when she gave us "Always Be My Baby".

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2 years

To sit here and say that banana is your favourite fruit, is actually mad.

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2 years

@mslolalibra It way too spot on for real, humans are funny

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2 years

Peu importe ou tu es, peu importe ou tu vas, un mundele va te raconter sa vie sans que tu demandes.

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2 years

@OhJNUELZ @kateeya_ Jess, it’s literally hell in these airports! Stay home until further notice sha skssks

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2 years

This summer was mad expensive.

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2 years

I’ve always hated Canadian winter, but my hatred for it this year is different.

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2 years

Burna Boy - Last Last, got crack in it.

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3 years

Is it safe here? Carrot cake is top 5.

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3 years

Being the only black person somewhere gives me anxiety. I don’t be feeling safe.

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2 years

Every time I share on ig, I feel like I should share here too.

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2 years

I think I’d fit in the cast.

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3 years

Love a black woman from infinity to infinity. ft. @kateeya_

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3 years

The day Twitter found out 21 Savage was born in the uk was a funny day man.

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2 years

@leeyahdior @itsleyanicole "What I can’t look at you" omg skskska men make me SICK!

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2 years

On the 7th day, God didn’t rest. He created Morris Chestnut.

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3 years

I’m actually hurt by that Chloé Kitembo thread like she was my friend uno.

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4 months

@CENTERFOLDCIE @thekonyjen You’re probably a girlies look inspo, you’re gorgeous x

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2 years

Not liking plantains is a crime. Please, especially as a black person.

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1 year

Black is my favourite colour.

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2 years

Bring back plastic straws, the turtles will understand.

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3 years

Seeing black men not protecting us is one thing. But for black women to see another sista in danger & do nothing about it? Breaks my heart.

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3 years

Vous allez faire un go fund me comme vous avez fait pour la table?

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3 years

@abcdrih It’s us calling all sneakers "ketch"

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2 years

Ask yourself if the man you’re currently with is worth the pregnancy nose.

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2 years

Money do not unlame a lame.

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2 years

yea.

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2 years

If tomorrow I see snow, I might turn violent.

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3 years

Chloe Bailey is naturally pretty, I need her to stop trying so hard.

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keke.

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3 years

You at home minding your business & your man tweeting that he could find 30 women prettier than you. Just kill me?

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2 years

Montreal needs to take note from these other festivals. Do better.

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3 years

If this dislike button really happens on Twitter, it will be very chaotic.

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2 years

It’s me whispering "God knows my heart" after every tweet im seeing today.

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2 years

We love a full meal.

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2 years

Cooking plantain in a air fryer is erasing culture. Recipes are being lost.

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3 years

The bees this summer are actually a lot & violent. It’s insane.

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keke.

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3 years

No Uncle Bobby slander will slide, mans been through it. #VERZUZ

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keke.

@mockvlattee

3 years

& the boyfriend that killed Merlin was in his 20s. The irony, it’s just crazy.

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November 9, 2002 — Actor, Merlin Santana was fatally shot in LA, after a 15-year-old girl falsely accused him of sexual advances, which motivated her boyfriend to kill him. He was 26.

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@mockvlattee

2 years

I still can’t believe Jussie Smollett made all that up. Why would he do that.

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keke.

@mockvlattee

2 years

Text my friend that I’m bored & now she finna pick me up to go to the gym. I set myself up.

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3 years

This generation’s cartoons sucks. We really had it good.

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2 years

maybe I should rock my curls more.

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2 years

likkle miss video screenshots.

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3 years

THE FLAG THE FACE

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keke.

@mockvlattee

2 years

This girl took off her wig at her work’s Christmas party so that her white colleague could try it on. We will never be free.

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2 years

Non, vraiment on souffre pendant l’hiver au Canada.

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2 years

I’m flabbergasted every time I see a picture of Shannon Thornton. Top tier face.

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2 years

"People are always travelling to the same places" - a person that has never even left the perimeter of their province.

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2 years

carrot cake > cheesecake.

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2 years

Claiming a week of health, wealth & peace.

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2 years

When your mom slaps you in front of your friends & you’re pretending like it didn’t hurt lmaaooskwk

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3 years

We need to give Musiq Soulchild his flowers. He isn’t talked about enough.

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2 years

Just wanna vibe at a day party with my boo & "Ku Lo Sa" by Oxlade playing in the background.

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@Aikaramb__ling There’s actually no respect, I’m screaminggg

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2 years

Vegedream a sûrement déjà un sons près a sortir.

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2 years

Another snowstorm tomorrow?! bro, I feel like I’m fighting for my life.

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4 months

You’re either invited or you’re not. Never ask for an invitation.

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2 years

Let’s be serious for a minute guys, y’all really enjoy oysters? Like for real?

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2 years

It’s time y’all accept in big 2022 that orange juice is better than apple juice.

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3 years

Timeline sleep? Normalize sleeping with socks on.

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3 years

This app would be dead if it wasn’t for black folks. We run it.

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3 years

Tall women deserve love.

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3 years

Issa Rae only showing off her man at the wedding. I rate it. She looks stunning!

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keke.

@mockvlattee

5 months

Then there’s Canada, where a 45min flight from Toronto to Montreal is 450$.

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FLIGHTS UNDER £50 IN APRIL ✈️ ALL PRICES ARE RTN! ⬇️ . London ✈️ Milan 🇮🇹 - £30 Faro🇵🇹 - £30 Ibiza 🇪🇸 - £30 Marseille 🇫🇷 - £30 Nice 🇫🇷 - £30 Dubrovnik 🇭🇷 - £30 Minorca 🇪🇸 - £30 Copenhagen 🇩🇰 - £33 Zadar 🇭🇷 - £33 Malaga 🇪🇸 - £34 Palermo 🇮🇹 - £35 Malta 🇲🇹 - £36

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3 years

Gospel just hits different, specially when you’re going through it.

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2 years

It’s a sick world we live in. I pray we get justice for that baby girl.

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2 months

I’m honestly convinced Canadians pay for everyone else’s shipping. The prices are ridiculous.

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2 years

What’s sad is after all this, the Congolese community will still support Mike Kalambay. #majujugospel

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2 years

My favourite types of emails are flight confirmations.

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@mockvlattee

2 years

Packing 20 outfits for a 7 day trip is very reasonable to me. Now how does one fit that in a carry on.

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2 years

@ivyjaay_ @Rachael03273070 Im literally gasping for air lmaoooo

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That new Fenty lip liner is the truth. It does not move. Can’t wait to beat my face!

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@mockvlattee

3 years

Abolish "All I Do Is Win" we tired Lord. #VERZUZ

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3 years

These new rnb fellas just aren’t in love enough for me.

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@mockvlattee

3 years

Lol, imagine a black lives matter protest going on for 3weeks in front of the parliament in Ottawa. They’d shoot us down without blinking.

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That Ariel "joke" was absolutely disgraceful. Letting that slide & posting it is.. I don’t even have the words.

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3 years

Abolish mundeles, im tired.

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2 years

This year smells like wins.

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Self love really is the key to most things. The more you love yourself, the less nonsense you’ll allow yourself to deal with.

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2 years

That little one hour time change got me feeling jet lagged.

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3 years

I’m sorry but peace signs will never go out of style in a picture.

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3 years

Vybz Kartel is really that guy.

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Le corps d’une femme. >

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@LifeOfAls Let’s add "All I Do Is Win" in there too please!

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