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Mr M. 💼

@mntimande_

1 month

Euro Summer 24’. ☀️

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2 years

ladies will be like “i ‘might’ go out with my friends later” whilst doing a full on face beat. 😂💀

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5 years

he’s learned how to fake cry and it’s honestly the funniest thing ever😭🤣😂🤣🥺

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@mntimande_

5 years

my son is so funny argh🤣😂😂 and he’s only 7 months 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️. sdudla sam😻🥺

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4 years

was this an interview ?

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Me when the first date is going well:

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3 years

Face Card. 🦥

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4 years

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5 years

listen if we’re dating and i don’t see you minimum 7 days out of 7 a week ngcono siyeke. pls

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5 years

Mans after 4 years of dating her:

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4 years

Ang’fune lutho ezong’petula umoya kulonyaka.

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3 years

Chef’s Warehouse.

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5 years

benza nje

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3 years

mmmmmhhhhh🤫🤫🤫🤫

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3 years

iyah!

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5 years

ngingam’phosela eceleni, ngigiye.

maShaunisa. 🇿🇦

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5 years

Gents, what would you do if a hun started ululating midst rounds?

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3 years

The other day. 🏌🏽🌅

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3 years

Proof of life.

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4 years

iSummer Time. 🧃🍹☀️😎

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5 years

New Decade’ing. 🕊✨🥂

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5 years

Entering Dezemba with a bang!! 💃🏾🕺🏾// 📸 : @Monsiuer_Zulu

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3 years

The Weekend. 🧘🏾‍♀️

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4 years

mxm at least iyang’fanela🤣💀⚰️

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4 years

eyyy konje umuntu unoJean omhlophe😭💀⚰️

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4 years

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𝙁 𝘼 𝘾 𝙀

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4 years

Please show me your fave pictures from 2020🥺👉🏾👈🏾

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4 years

I just thought it was Zulu/Xhosa or Sotho. i only found out Tswana and Pedi people(and other tribes) existed when i got to varsity 💀

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@PHUMl_

4 years

At some point in my life I thought every black person was Zulu

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5 years

The Girlfriend // The Boyfriend 🚀🚀🚀🤰🏾♥️

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5 years

my beautiful likkle man♥️

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3 years

i’m convinced sesiphila okwamaLast.

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5 years

being single is the ghetto. yoh. :(

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4 years

Mfethu asazani, as’ngajwayelani amasimba. please. 🙏🏾 ungang’bizi ngesphuk’phuku.

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@mntimande_

5 years

Celebrating 22 years of life. @Monsiuer_Zulu More life my brother. ♥️

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5 years

i was told the ranking of academic institutions isn’t based on the student’s performance but the level of expertise they house and the research they’ve completed. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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5 years

I'm actually proud of UP students, we can groove like this from Monday to Sunday and still keep our institution as one of the top institutions in Africa.

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3 years

intombazane egqoka is’nigga. big no for me. 💀💀.

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@jayyneverwokeup

3 years

pettiest reason you won’t date someone?? 👀

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4 years

January photo dump. 👋🏾🌞

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3 years

iyah!

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5 years

ngingahlukana nomuntu wami mezolokhe eCommenta ethi ngimkhotha inkomo on my pictures.. “can’t believe i get to sit on this face” wiiiyyyybo

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3 years

October. 🧘🏾‍♀️

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3 years

All smiles. ☀️

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August Photo Dump. 🧍🏽

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Friday. 🧘🏽

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Jan Photo Dump. ☺️

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3 years

this is what being a fullback looks like lmao

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3 years

hhayi ngeke senis’cram’ile 🤭

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April Photo Dump. 🤲🏾🏌🏽

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5 years

nithi y’all dating for marriage but can’t deal with seeing your person this often???! y’all make me sick🤮

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@mntimande_

5 years

listen if we’re dating and i don’t see you minimum 7 days out of 7 a week ngcono siyeke. pls

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5 years

and just like that, unplanned.

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@mntimande_

5 years

my son is so funny argh🤣😂😂 and he’s only 7 months 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️. sdudla sam😻🥺

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3 years

June Photo Dump.

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3 years

june photo dump 🧍🏾‍♀️

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3 years

🤌🏾🤌🏾.

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3 years

Can I see your December photo dumps?

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5 years

Smiles+Friends. 🥂🍉

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4 years

If you’re seeing this, have a blessèd week. 🤲🏾☀️🚀

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@mntimande_

3 years

Weekend. 🤲🏾

Thaso

@_Thaso

3 years

Lemme see y’all weekend photo dump🤌🏾

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@mntimande_

5 years

Since i’m never not smiling. Smile // Smile. 💃🏾✨😂🤦🏾‍♂️.

Luu.

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5 years

No smile. Smile.

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5 years

I miss the skreets, I miss my place, I miss my friends, miss laying it, miss attending, miss grocery shopping, miss not worrying bout contracting a virus, I miss..just being free. yoh. 😔💔

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Mr M. 💼

@mntimande_

4 years

TL Asleep? Some parents are so toxic and unsupportive that you end up chasing success just to prove a point to them and not to make them proud. 💔 It’s so twisted. 💔

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4 years

Serious chat. Spilling tea.

SanphuSA®

@SanphuSA

4 years

There are two kinds of people :

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@mntimande_

3 years

Croissant is basically uphaya with no stuffings.🤣 Niyang’xaka njengoba niphakeme kangaka kanti impakamo imayelana nophaya. 🤣 hhayi bandla. 🤣

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4 years

@ UP students. lmaoooo ey

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4 years

that first grocery after moving into a new place hurts yoh.😭😭😭💔

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5 years

no cuddles in sight.

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2 years

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4 years

i don’t know if it’s just me but sometimes i can literally feel God taking the wheel. certain things and doings become so much lighter and you feel so much more at ease. it’s quite mind blowing.

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@mntimande_

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Mr M. 💼

@mntimande_

5 years

nithi y’all dating for marriage but can’t deal with seeing your person this often???! y’all make me sick🤮

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🧘🏾‍♀️

𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆 𝖑𝖆 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗⭐️

@congolesejawn

3 years

Mirror selfie thread?🥺

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5 years

Awkward smiles is my spillion. // @Monsiuer_Zulu

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3 years

thina esingajoli. 🧘🏾‍♂️

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5 years

Great day at the courts. 😤🎾 // 📸: @Monsiuer_Zulu @Jabavu_

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5 years

to the passion fruit and lemonade lovers, please add 2 shots of gin. it’ll change your life. 😭😩😻

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5 years

Lad. 🕊

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@mntimande_

5 years

So this random hun really sent 12 beers to my table just to get my number?!🤣😭

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5 years

Mgqibelo. 🍃🕊

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4 years

Birthday man! // @Jabavu_ 🏋🏾‍♂️🥃🥺🎊

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6 years

Content. 🥂

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5 years

Couldn’t go without a picture / @WandaPhili 💃🏾💃🏾 Upwards my brother!🚀🚀🚀

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@mntimande_

5 years

I love love watches. 🥺🥺... and nice tings. 🤧♥️

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@mntimande_

5 years

Roommates by coincidence, Brothers for life. ♥️

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4 years

Me after the bouncer searches me:

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5 years

miss the little man. 🥺🥺🥺

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4 years

seeeing my son today.🥺

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5 years

𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚. 🧚🏽‍♀️

@___tshego

5 years

your favorite picture this year?

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5 years

anike niNormalize’a ukthula. hhayi man.

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3 years

Champagne Day. 🥂

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5 years

Great Weekend. 🍃🕊

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5 years

nami ngiseDubai😻😻 semnandi 💃🏾

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@mntimande_

3 years

I just know money will suit me. 🤞🏾🤌🏾

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@mntimande_

5 years

“If he wants to he will” twitter is so draining. 😂😂 go heal guys

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@mntimande_

4 years

i just need to hear Umsebenzi Wethu at groove. Think i would definitely cry😭😭😭

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@mntimande_

4 years

Genuinely cannot wait to be the founder and CEO of my own Private Equity firm. Lord.

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5 years

amaNice times 💔

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5 years

Detachment is so hard.

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5 years

sbwl

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ᴴᵃʸⁱ ᵏᵒᵈʷᵃ ⁿᵃʷᵉ

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@mntimande_

4 years

Start being more human towards humans.

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@mntimande_

4 years

Before y’all come for me,remember, The same way people from all over the country association KZN with isiZulu is the same way people from KZN association Gauteng with SeSotho. So growing up in Kzn we believed there was no in between,that the only language spoken in GP is SeSotho

Mr M. 💼

@mntimande_

4 years

I just thought it was Zulu/Xhosa or Sotho. i only found out Tswana and Pedi people(and other tribes) existed when i got to varsity 💀

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Mr M. 💼

@mntimande_

5 years

Age and finances have nothing to do with whether or not you’re ready for a child. People want children so that they can heal through them and that’s fucking selfish. the notion “my child brings me joy” must end. A child shouldn’t bring joy, but rather add it. Go heal.

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👶🏽👀 Unpopular opinion: Having babies edition

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Mr M. 💼

@mntimande_

5 years

I own a management consulting firm specialising in strategy development, operational improvement and optimisation services as well as the scaling of your business. Our target market: Primarily Small Medium and Micro Enterprises. For further enquires: dondoconsulting @gmail .com

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Mr M. 💼

@mntimande_

5 years

bonding with my son😻😻🥺 missed him so much🥺