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Michael Mendez
@mmndz7
6 years
Me: Hi welcome to Starbucks how are you today Customer: can I get a vanilla latté M: sure thing What size C: with 2 pumps of vanilla 3 pumps of hazelnut and whip M: yeah definitely What size for that C: and no water no foam and extra hot Me: awesome what size C: and thatll be it
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Michael Mendez
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5 years
I thought this was one of those “Fake Fresno” tweets but then I was like.. wait a second...
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If someone tells you he/she is from Fresno, there’s a 99.9% chance he/she is actually from one of the following: Fowler Selma Dinuba Orosi Easton Hanford Caruthers Sanger Reedley Pearlier Kerman Del Rey Prather Madera
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If someone tells you he/she is from Memphis there’s a 99.9% chance he/she is actually from one of the following: Olive Branch Southaven Collierville Germantown Bartlett Cordova Arlington Hernando Horn Lake Millington Byhalia Marion Lakeland
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Tell me why I came home with these in my back pocket 😂 like... did someone not get their 5 bday cake pops today? Hahaha
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@nateidk @baeleef UGH! Okay can I ask something? Is anyone else extremely confused when someone asked for the ultra caramel and then follows it up with “and can I get extra extra caramel in that?” LIKE LET ME JUST GIVE YOU THE WHOLE BOTTLE
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Work has made me develop split personality disorder *closes drive thru window* “WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID!?” *hears ding in the headset* “Good morning!! Thank you for choosing Starbucks!! How are you doing today??😁”
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My dad wants to meet my boyfriend... Gays and gals, this is huge.
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@Tyresedaone I ask that question or some version of that question to every single customer I see and 9 times of 10, I get no response to it
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@elyse_thompsonn The baristas are frustrated...
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Update: He loved him. 🥰💚
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My dad wants to meet my boyfriend... Gays and gals, this is huge.
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@AdriannaMaaarie UGH I have to admit a lot of the times when I’m working POS or DTO/DTR, I forget to ask for hot or iced and I basically screw over all the baristas that are making the drinks 😂😬
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It’s been 9 months since I told the most important person in my life that I was gay. Probably the scariest moment of my entire life next to coming out to the world. Her response couldn’t have made me feel more loved. #NationalComingOutDay
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I’m feeling much more like myself. 💇🏻‍♂️
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I can dig it ✨💁🏼‍♂️
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Obsidian Cowboy 🔫🤠🪵🔫
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2 years
Pictures of you without yo face go ! 📸 no face no case !!!
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I took a shower after work and a FREAKIN COFFEE BEAN FELL OUT OF MY EAR! 😨🤨🙃🙃 @thatonebarista_ #BaristaLife #ToBeAPartner Am I right? 😂😭
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3 years
And people wonder why the LGBTQIA+ community is so against Christianity. If the church has hurt you, I’m sorry and I understand.
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You make me the happiest 🥰❤️ #NationalBoyfriendDay
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I swear if anyone, and I mean ANYONE, tries to hurt this man in any way, shape, or form, I will literally go out of my way to expend whatever amount of energy I have left in my body to make their life a living hell.
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6 years
You might be a barista if you hear the name Karen and automatically assume they’re probably annoying
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4 years
Start of 2020 // Start of 2021
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@BriellenextDior @nateidk @baeleef Lol! Yeah totally! It’s one of Starbucks’ new Frappuccinos and it’s realllllyyyy sweet but good!
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I love you. ❤️ #NationalBoyfriendDay
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My boyfriend got me earrings with my birthstone in them 🥺❤️
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5’10” / Libra ♎️
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@tooradsam It’s seriously the worst!! 🙄 I don’t understand why people have to be so bad at ordering, it’s not that hard 😭
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I wish I could text my dog. Just be like, “Hey what’s up. Are you enjoying the snacks? How’s the cat?”
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6 years
Yacht... I spelled it “yot”. Afterwards my aunt told me, “It’s okay sweetie.. you’ll never be rich enough to need to know how to spell that word anyway” 😭
@SBNation
SB Nation
@SBNation
6 years
In honor of the @ScrippsBee , what word got you eliminated in elementary school? 🤔
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I was really feeling myself #imLGBTQandproud
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I SAID If you order a white mocha with extra caramel and vanilla cold foam YA MOMS A HOE!! 🗣
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4 years
Never in a million years did I think I would be “Facebook official” with my boyfriend. Wow, if 14yo me could see me now ☺️
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Happy New Year!! 🎊🥳
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I genuinely never thought I’d see this in my lifetime. Super happy for this
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4 years
Update: The blonde was so last week.
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I can dig it ✨💁🏼‍♂️
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At 20 years old, a great friend held my hand and was by my side when I was diagnosed with HIV. I cried. And he hugged me and assured me that it wasn’t the death sentence that the generation before me had been told it was. Today I’m thriving and LIVING! #UEqualsU #AgingandHIV
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Mark S. King
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2 years
The guy from 1985 had just tested #HIV + and decided to be an activist until he died (soon). He was half right. Today, I'm still doing that work. It was the best bargain I ever made. National HIV and Aging Awareness Day #NHAAD #AgingandHIV #UequalsU #StopHIVTogether
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5 years
Sometimes I feel so unappreciated by customers at work that I’ll go to Panda Express and donate a dollar just so that they’ll ring the bell and have everyone say “Thank you!!”
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I love when I wake up and my hair is done already 💇🏻‍♂️
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PSA: My birthday is next Thursday and I’m going to Karaoke at Fab on Wednesday and I’m inviting all of you 😁😎🤘🏼Retweet so everyone can come celebrate with me
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The Caucasity....
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Such a beautiful tv show that was robbed of being able to bloom to its full potential
@KoenigAdam
Adam Koenig, MD⚕️
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sco pa tu manaa?
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Pictures I take of Pictures they my friends Vs take of me
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“I’m gonna call you bob” #ToBeAPartner
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@nateidk @baeleef Theeeee worst 🙄
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6 years
Here’s what I think... Tom Holland is actually being told by Marvel to “spoil” these movies.. to create hype. You’re telling me homeboy spoiled the Avengers poster and didn’t get fired? Lol no
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6 years
SpoilerMan just revealed the title for the upcoming #Spiderman sequel. 😂😱 #TomHolland
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Me: Thanks for calling Starbucks on Clinton and 99, this is Michael how can I help you? Customer: Hi is this the Starbucks on Clinton and 99? Me: .... yes. Customer: Are you guys open? Me (again): .... yes. *customer hangs up* 🥲
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I bought my first car!
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“Sir are you sure you want the shots AFFOGATO?” “Yes! I get this all the time I know what I like!” “Okay sounds good pull up to the window and we’ll have your order ready” *Hands the drink out* “Wtf is this??? …. Oh wait…. I meant ristretto” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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California... Sweetie, please. This look is tired
@bbgoriginals
Bloomberg Originals
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4 years
#LakeFire : Firefighters battle a brush fire that quickly spread to 10,000 acres near Lake Hughes in Angeles National Forest, southern California. It is 0% contained @LACOFD @LACoFDPIO
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Beginning of End of the decade the decade
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6 years
“What’s your major?” “Psychology” “Can you read my mind? What am I thinking?”
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Same same same
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Me on this day in 2018: I’m straight I’m in love with girls Me today in 2019:
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5 years
gay gay gay!! I love to be gay
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@daintyxlace BRUH! I’m like if you’re gonna have it already set up with customizations in the app anyway, why don’t you just order it in the APP!!!
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It’s been my grandma’s dream to go to the Pasadena Rose Parade. So this year for her 65th birthday, my uncle made that happen for her and the family. ❤️
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@crownedrebell
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🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳OH MY GOD WE DID IT!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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5 years
I almost quit my job today. And that’s on looking out for my mental health 😶
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Went on a brisk walk at sundown🚶🏽‍♂️🧣🧤
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Tonight was a good night 🥳🤘🏼
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3 years
You clean up pretty nice ✨🥰😘
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5 years
What gay intern is running the @Starbucks Twitter account?
@Starbucks
Starbucks
@Starbucks
5 years
Iced Coffee is always in season. 👏
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Today I’m thankful for In-N-Out, Taco Bell, coffee, and an overactive metabolism 👌🏻 #HappyThanksgiving
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I think it’s hilarious when customers tell me to hurry up with their drinks because they’re running late. I’m sorry, lack of time management on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
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4 years
Just told a barista that RBG died and they said, “who?” We’re screwed.
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6 years
@NinaLuc1fina RIGHT!? I explained to her that there’s no water in that and she was still very persistent with her comment about no water 😂
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4 years
6 years later and I still have the same glasses
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All the mirrors in this cabin were so small
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5 years
Every FPU student ever
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Caminando y Preguntando
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5 years
College student stepping 2 blocks off campus into the city their university is gentrifying.
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My mom is so validating and supportive. ❤️
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5 years
Judge me I don’t care.
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4 years
Tragically, my son lost a leg today 😔
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5 years
Everyone meet my godbrother Malachi. 😍 Annnnnnd now I have baby fever.. 🙃
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4 years
Love y’all ✌🏼
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6 years
@TorrieKoller I try!! Hahaha just smile and treat em with unconditional love and grace 🙃😂😂😂
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4 years
I’ve been smiling all day nothing is going to stop me from smiling. I feel like Buddy the Elf
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6 Years since I cried more in one episode than I did the entire year. This was so heartbreaking #6YearsWithoutCory
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6 years
@Tyresedaone Lol maybe you just haven’t had the right coffee to fit your taste? We’ve got like a whole variety of different coffees from the blonde to the dark roast and a bunch of different flavors and whatnot that can go into them to make it just how you like it! Lol
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4 years
The most memorable customer would come two to three times A DAY and order a Venti Iced caramel macchiato, decaf, extra shot, nonfat milk, 8 pumps vanilla, extra caramel, extra whip, upside down, light ice, in a personal cup... oh Kathy... who hurt you? 😟
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Kathy’s Venti Iced Caramel Macchiato with a quad shot and nonfat milk and an extra pump of vanilla and non fat milk and extra ice and extra caramel with extra whip in a personal cup with a trenta cup of water and trenta cup of ice.
@baristaproblem0
Barista Problems
@baristaproblem0
5 years
The look I get when I flawlessly type in Susan’s 10+ modifiers without asking her to repeat something.
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4 years
Why do I feel like we just stepped into that scene in Hunger Games where everyone’s fed up with the Capitol’s bullshit and they start revolting?
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John Hendren
@johnhendren
4 years
A Minneapolis standoff ends in teargas
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I love the company I work for but man.... these Happy Hours destroy my mental and emotional well being 😞
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5 years
OKAY but wait I think you did somethin here...
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5 years
The only coffee I have to drink right now is h-🤢.. Hot🤢 Hot Coffee🤮🤮
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I FEEL SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW WOW 🙄 well we all know which path I chose...
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5 years
In love with @Starbucks new #Pride merch! 😍🏳️‍🌈
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Apparently ANGLES give me mom hips 🥴
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A 3 year online friendship just became real life! 😍🙌🏼 So happy I finally got to meet you @jedhackett
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It’s been a year since a customer asked, on the day of the Pumpkin Spice launch, for a basic coffee and I replied with “flavor basic or white girl basic?”
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Stalked my dad's new gf on Facebook... Whenever I meet her, I'm gonna have to be careful if she brings up her dogs. I'm gonna be like "The white one or the brown one?" 😂😭
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I’m just tryna find someone to cuddle and share my fries with
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What kind of white people bullshit...
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This is gonna be me tonight
@CozySubaru
FaZe Subaru
@CozySubaru
5 years
Me drunk a’f looking for my friends
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Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever washed your hands and arms after being on cold bar for 5 hours straight during an afternoon rush with a 3 person play?
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“Why are we so afraid to ask people about their sexual history” “Because it’s off putting” “Yeah but so is chlamydia”
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I just watched The Red Wedding.... 😨🤯
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4 years
I just threw my damn phone holy shit
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4 years
In a world full of Iced White Mochas with extra caramel and vanilla cold foam, be an iced chai.
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@mmndz7
Michael Mendez
@mmndz7
5 years
Lol remember that one time on a Thanksgiving when I had 6 in the span of 20 minutes? 😂😂 Because I don’t. 😐🥴
@branyonce_
Brandon
@branyonce_
5 years
adios motherfucker 🤢
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