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mma, knicks, giants, linguistics, liberation

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@mmaw0man
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2 years
holy fucking 10-7
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
if alex pereira was actually saying "eu vou te matar" to himself before the start of the fifth, that's an all-time moment. we really have a genuine, no acting, no bullshit assassin on our hands here and i for one, think it's fucking immense
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@mmaw0man
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1 year
impressive for one minute, no?
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@MAKHACHEVMMA
Makhachev Islam
1 year
Just watched the tape, and have to be fair, out of 25 minutes Volk got last 1 minute!
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
mixed martial arts is the best sport in the fuckin world
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
sure khabib has never bled but does he have ~drip~
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@mmaw0man
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1 year
if u told me this was a rom com skit i would 100% believe you
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
ufc rly had the islam late notice step in narrative RIGHT there and they said nahhhh lets do something no one asked for instead
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
stop this is so sweet🥹
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@mmaw0man
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9 months
dana saw mbappe at pfl paris and said hm best i can do is tom brady
@UFC_AUSNZ
UFC_AUSNZ
9 months
Greatness in the building! 🐐 @TomBrady | #UFCVegas80
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
okay but if this happens again what does the ufc do with belal
@ufc
UFC
2 years
How the first fight between Vicente & Belal ended - what is your prediction for the rematch? 🤔 [ #UFCVegas51 | Saturday | Main Card LIVE on @ESPN | Prelims LIVE on @ESPNPlus ]
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
me explaining the #ufc281 card to my casual friends
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
normal ppl: i have tmr off im gonna go out tonight and get fucked up! me: i have tmr off im gonna watch 3 full ufc ppvs in a row
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
why is chito so relatable
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2 years
@JasjitBajwa @nasty_elbow when ariel let fighters bully him he was a bitch. when he stands up and talks back "he needs to stop" pick one babes. lmao
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
'i'll sit on ur face' is a wild threat to make
@muhammadmokaev
Muhammad Mokaev
2 years
@JakeHadleyMMA 2020 Hadley: 5 cancelled bouts 4-1 (1-1 in ufc) 2020 Mokaev: 9-0 (3-0 in ufc) So shut your mouth! Come down to Manchester for a spar I’ll sit on your face I’m here in UK right now!
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2 years
jon anik is one of those once in a lifetime broadcast ppl that is so good every single time that we kind of forget to appreciate it. so thank u @Jon_Anik 4 being the best
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
adding this to my twitter fighter interaction hall of fame
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
iM NOT saying i want this but what if we find out khamzat doesnt have a chin on saturday
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2 years
hey guys its mackenzie dern fight week and we all agree shes absolutely fucking stunning but she's also a human being so maybe don't be a disgusting creep pls thx just an idea
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@mmaw0man
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2 months
remember when dana white slapped his wife in the middle of a club
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2 years
protect cory sandhagen at all costs
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2 years
who is ur fav promotion under the ufc? mine is One and its not rly close
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@mmaw0man
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1 year
no offense but literally why would u watch the ufc card this weekend when the bellator one is on
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@mmaw0man
sara
2 years
*employee tells boss what he wants to hear
@LewisSimpsonMMA
Lewis Simpson
2 years
Paddy Pimblett blasts “rodent” Ariel Helwani alongside Dana White on his recent podcast episode 👀🤯 🎥 Chatting Pony podcast
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2 years
theres no reason that laura sanko shouldn't be on this commentary team rn #UFCVegas59
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2 years
i am unrealistically picky about podcasts and for some reason this absolute shit show of a pod with 2 random white dudes telling the worst jokes ive ever heard, soothes my soul. a love story if ive heard one @kbnoswag @nickturani
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
i am sensing a trend
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@mmaw0man
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3 years
here it is!! @arielhelwani
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2 years
cory mckenna be like
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2 years
just wait til @KimKardashian has a full fight camp
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2 years
mohammed mokaev's manager tim simpson confirms that everyone who has been asked to fight mokev has turned it down...👀 @muhammadmokaev boogie mannnnn
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@mmaw0man
sara
28 days
the blatant "american as apple pie" equates to doing "malicious shit" to non white americans rly sums up alot doesnt it
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MMA Mania
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Cowboy Cerrone says Tim Kennedy used to take it upon himself to destroy the Russian/Muslim fighters at JacksonWink
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2 years
theres no fucking way this waitress saw me watching LFA on my phone, asked if i was watching fights THEN STARTING TALKING WITH ME ABOUT HELEN PERALTA THEN SAID SHE LOVED ME THERES NO WAY
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
charles oliveira. thats it. thats the tweet
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
made this for my uk pals. hope this helps!🙏
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2 years
so we're all in agreement that if they dont put jack della on the main card in Perth we riot??? right????
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1 year
based on the disgusting quote tweets i would like to remind everyone that one woman doing a terrible thing does not equal all women are terrible... but also fuck her for this. both can be true.
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1 year
if your argument for hating wmma is that its bad, then u clearly just hate women bc theres a fuck ton of bad mma in general and if u hated "bad mma" you'd just say that. thanks for coming to my talk
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
wedding vibes
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2 years
just wanna remind everyone how wild ciryl gane vs tai tuivasa was
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1 year
ur gonna sit here and tell me u dont want the best for this guy??? cmon
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1 year
sean strickland is the mf u text when u need ur shift covered
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2 years
i wanted to post this on instagram cus i thought it was cute and then it said it had to be a reel. i am anti-reel. ive resorted to twitter. pls dont yell at me thank u <3
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@mmaw0man
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3 years
just reminding everyone that jon decided to blatantly lie and say chael assaulted a woman when he in fact did not and is only reported assaulting a male WHO BTW seems to have hit another woman. jon u mustve forgot... ur the one who assaults women. stop projecting
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BONY
3 years
Chael Sonnen, I’m not gonna sit here and celebrate you getting battery charges against a female last night. That would make me like you, and I’m nothing like you. Instead I will wish your family well, I wish the victims family well
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2 years
if ur a real paddy the baddy fan go suck off ur boss for a raise 😍
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@mmaw0man
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3 years
a moment for @arielhelwani 's shoes please
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1 year
can someone explain to me the colby allure? the response i always get is that he's good entertainment but he's simply not. his lines r washed and tired, he's resorting to death threats when he's never stepped foot in the streets, and he has zero theatrical value. i dont get it
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
erin blanchfield big brother'd the FUCK out of molly my god
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2 years
pops leon 🥹
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1 year
petition for the hardcores who show up for prelims to fill the floor seats til the bourgeoisie casuals arrive. it looks so sad when they're empty. #prelimsfortheproletariat
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2 years
he looks like he just got dropped off at the summer camp he's been looking forward to all summer. im so here for it
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2 years
not pictured: the 1s im wearing & my dissertation anxiety 🫠
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
urban outfitters- where wallets and self esteems go to die
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@mmaw0man
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1 year
and so it begins
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9 months
this is why jon jones's coach didnt let him fight on short notice
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@mmaw0man
sara
2 years
psa being married for a long time actually doesnt make it cool to hit ur wife
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2 years
@jasoneg33 the placement is killing me
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3 years
when u remember that @MikeChandlerMMA is also just a dad trying to figure out how to do remote learning with his kid it's kind of crazy...like yeah this is one of the baddest men on the planet but also he hast to deal with Zoom lol.
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2 years
alex pereira asking the crowd to cheer for adesanya tonight so he can kick his ass again is so cold😭😭
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1 year
the moment in question btw
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1 year
i have never loved a moment more than that in my entire life i dont care how this ends volk for fucking ever
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2 years
babes, you’ve said and done a lot of questionable shit but this camo couch situation you’ve got on has GOTTA be up there
@BorrachinhaMMA
Paulo Costa ( Borrachinha )
2 years
Good morning with Fuck usada in my home. Still fuck dark outside. 5 am for third time in 15 days. What lovely day 🥤
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2 years
once again reminding everyone that greg hardy being on the main card over marina rodriguez is fucking bullshit and blatantly disrespectful to wmma
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@mmaw0man
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1 year
this man can kill u
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7 months
got a hair cut
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1 year
i was so sad when this fight got announced cus i like both fighters so much but this makes everything better. you LOVE to see it :)
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2 years
all of kelvin gastelum's tweets are evidence of what no pussy does to someone
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2 years
we will never have another chael sonnen. national treasure. @arielhelwani
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2 years
@BloodyElbow absolutely not
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1 year
i've been bailed on 3 times in the past 2 days for plans to watch the fights tn and im about 3 seconds away from making a dating profile just to get someone to go watch them w me lmao
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2 years
@ the bar tn like AND THEN PADDY SAID ARIEL WAS USING FIGHTERS FOR MONEY IN FRONT OF DANA, FUCKING DANA CAN U BELIEVE THAT SHIT WHAT A BOOTLICKER AND THEN ARIEL WENT ON MMA HOUR AND PULLED UP THE RECEIPTS AND BOY LET ME TELL YOU
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2 years
@Kusku72 right or Lion of God which is what it means in biblical hebrew which is kind of fucking sick
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2 years
"but that is not the cloth from which he is cut" transition to headkick ko will never not give me chills. no one creates moments in this sport like @Jon_Anik
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3 years
just wanted to let everyone know that my mother has invited @arielhelwani over for lasagna because she thinks he is my personal friend and doesnt realize he's a huge journalist with a massive following. wholesome
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2 years
paddy giving the mma hour more content 😍😍😍 thx babes
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1 year
first tesco experience. thank u @Arnoldbfa for raising meal deal awareness so a silly american like me can experience its glory
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1 year
if ufc keeps putting on mid cards and One continues to expand their roster and do shows in the US, i would not be surprised to see them in close competition with one another in the next 5 years
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2 years
dream blunt rotation🤩
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1 year
*two violent mfs (derogatory)
@_MMAMindset
Brock’s Load
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Two violent mfers
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1 year
if anyone's curious i woke up with 100 bruises. pls for the love of god never let me do this again @judd_ellis @Troy_Farkas
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2 years
erin blanchfield didn't get potn?? wtf
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sara
1 year
if ur in my life and "in my corner" this is what i expect and absolutely nothing less
@rakeshkarki_
Rakesh🍥
1 year
Volko’s reaction to Izzy’s knockout win over pereira😭❤️ #UFC287
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sara
1 year
right. and?
@SpinninBackfist
Spinnin Backfist
1 year
this guy just got a first round knockout in the UFC
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2 years
chito 😭😭
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2 years
i cant wait til im actually good at jiu jitsu but for now i find peace in knowing that everyone gets their ass beat as a white belt and thats the beauty of this martial art
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2 years
a few months ago i changed the entire direction of my life to follow my passion and pursue language/writing after studying medicine for six years. today i just received my first article assignment for a local media outlet and it's on combat sports. life comes at you fast 🥹
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1 year
why do so many of u hate merab>:(hes such a sweet little man
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@mmaw0man
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2 years
charles looks like an actual king. the regality. the posture. the facial expression. the movement. he knows, he's the king. he knows HE'S HIM
@espnmma
ESPN MMA
2 years
Neither one would back down during their staredown 😳 #UFC280
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france im in u
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1 year
@qpe the one with a million dollars in his bank account yeh
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2 years
new mythical fighter- laughing poatan
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1 year
feeling sort of cute today 🥵 take that, weirdos and nerds
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2 years
only had to get head kicked once to learn how to button his shirt!
@USMAN84kg
KAMARU USMAN
2 years
From Paris with ❤️
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sara
2 years
i adore this man with my entire heart
@jedigoodman
Jed I. Goodman ©
2 years
Shout out to Dana, Sean, Hunter, Mick, the travel agents and the janitors. #UFCVegas65
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1 year
i cant lie, mr orange cunt is rly killing the vibe while watching this #UFC287
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6 months
im gonna say it.. i like mayra bueno silva
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2 years
idc what anyone says a GOOD grappling heavy match is just as exciting to me as a good striking match. this is fucking phenomenal #ufc273
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2 years
so what exactly was turcios gameplan here?
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2 years
i havent been to bjj in a month b/c i had to leave my gym due to a rly shitty personal situation BUT i'm going to check out a new gym today pls send good energy & let's hope this works out, thank youuuu 🫶
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2 years
screaming crying throwing up
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2 years
my president and first lady 🫡 @chitoveraUFC @mapaulinae
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