MJAY 🀄- PERFUMES 🛒 𝕏 @mjay_muhammad Twitter profile

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MJAY 🀄- PERFUMES 🛒 𝕏

@mjay_muhammad

3 years

Say a prayer for me, when I'm gone.

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Did you wake up to Good morning i love you or we move😂

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@mjay_muhammad

1 year

I left home this morning, as usual for delivery, when I got to a checkpoint around busa buji and the police men there stopped the keke I was in. The guy said to his colleague “check this guy” I got down and the colleague asked to see my phone, on see that it’s an iPhone 1/6

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

When it's remaining 20 minutes for a period to be over and lecturer comes to class 💔

Yeyeboo🥷🏼| Video editor

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

The look when you can't find your earpiece

Omotayo, Your Perfume Plug✨

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5 years

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

After plugging my phone to 4hours I came back and it's at 1% Me: Who touched my charger

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

After replying my message with 'OK' 4 months later: Tomorrow is my birthday please help me post my..

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Me coming outta the exam hall pretending everything is alright 😂

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

When you receive that one message you've been waiting for Buh most of you can't relate cause you single😂

S🍭$🅰ATITUDE

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

2020 We go buy Benz!!

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

During adolescence When your mom is correcting you.

SYDNEY WILLS

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Normalise telling atleast one of your loved one your location!

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Me budgeting the money before i receive it😂

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

It's not 21K USD my dad pay ooo. Them just pursue guys for school fees and i follow them go.😂 beatings wey i collect LMAO. #21kUSD

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Is this the handout you collected 10k for?

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

he even told he's mom i was the one.

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Chatting around 12 am and you hear your dad's footsteps

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

You're suspended and when resuming come along with your father Me :

Kikus

@Just_Struts

5 years

Bomboclaat...

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

Once upon a time On Monday :

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

When i come home for holiday with afro hair style My father :

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Nepa don bring light Nigerians:

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

A wise man said: 'You rich before me no mean say you go rich pass me'.

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

#UNIABUJAVSUNIJOS Uniabuja students be like where is the airplane after seeing unijos library thinking it's airport😂

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

Keeping space for my guys b4 they come to class😂 Me :

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Alexa play me young, dumped and broke. God no go shame us.

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Nobody Like nobody: Last borns in front of your parent Stop that thing your doing or Last born :

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

When my mom says come inside I won't bit you😂😂

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@mjay_muhammad

1 year

to let me go. I kept wondering if it was one of those days where I go out with a laptop. This happened around Busa buji, Jos plateau state. @PoliceNG , some of your men carry out their duty while drunk and can’t even properly introduce thier selves. 6/6

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

After slapping them and you give them something. Last borns :

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

List of what girls want.

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

I don't wanna see you with Nobody nobody nobody noo Zagadat😂

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

So because am short i no be husband material

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

I asked you for answer during exams you no give me and you wan shake me after paper 😂 ARE YOU MAD?

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Dear lord Please lemme pass this course I swear I will always read before exams Just this chance🙏

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Unplug his phone and plug yours

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@mjay_muhammad

1 year

Early today, I got a call from Plateau State PPRO, inviting me over to see him at Plateau state police headquarters, Jos. I called my brothers, one who is a lawyer to accompany me. On getting there, we met the police men I had an encounter with at the counter waiting for us 1/4

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Making peace w my siblings for 30 minutes after giving them what they want

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MJAY 🀄- PERFUMES 🛒 𝕏

@mjay_muhammad

5 years

How the whole the whole class look at when you say "sir you forgot to collect the assignment"😂

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Mom : Who carried meat from the pot Child :

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Random girl: Big head coman sub for me na. Me :

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Me going to steal meat from the pot 12am

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

5year old me After wearing my shoe. Only to come out to see my mom driving off.

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: When Short people join queue from the back

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Baby food is ready

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

When your favorite uncle comes to visit and is putting his hand in his pocket

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

Please baby just the tip 😂

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

When you tryna go to bed angry and hungry

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

I got the ballons Cheers to beautiful life🀄 Say a prayer for me🙏

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

When i don't answer a question with a question Me:

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Parent : so all with the tutorial money you collected You still came home with 7 carry overs Student :

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Problem no dey finish for this life The prayer be say make we problem wey go finish us no find us.

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

If they say them go share money base on CGPA you go get abi God no go shame us?

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Get me this baby I'll be loyal to you even when i get more wives in paradise.

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

You see jos girls ehn They don't post i love you under the guy's picture. The rather write a plain status because Saying i love you LOML you know why 😂 Loml reach 7

🦋Umaimah

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

All men are equal in heaven The beard and the beardless.

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

Buh babe she's my Ex IS SHE BETTER THAN ME?

Timeless Praise™🤴

@First_alphas

5 years

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@mjay_muhammad

4 months

Them go pressure you, but no panic. NYSC called, be like say I answer.

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Jos this for you❗

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

After reading past questions papers for exams Lecturer :

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

@SharpDrve @knightroll_dc Up

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@clarseek_haji @AmonimoA Love

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@mjay_muhammad

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@amishaqrab Gm

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

When a notification from school group wakes you up during this quarantine

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@mjay_muhammad

3 years

This jos small sha. This girl enter my eye we start talk next morning she post my babe picture.

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

When your teacher ask you to explain the mathematical steps you copied from someone

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

@clarseek_haji @chiefagbabiaka Grow

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

My account balance when i mistakingly make eye contact w it

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

No one gossips more than sisters especially when both of them are married.

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

A night before exams Vs In exam hall

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Bomboclaat... 🤔🤔

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

Your Ex or 50mb?

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Only God knows what Arewa Twitter is cooking

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Expose anybody involved in the act of rape E GET WHY your loved one might be next target #SayNoToRapist

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@amishaqrab Gm

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

When you talk to the cutest girl in the department and she didn't even look at you 😂

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

5 year old me O N E - 1 T W O -2

LANDLORD

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

If this world should end now na virgins e go pain pass I'm virgins 💔😭

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

They should go and marry mufu. I'm not interested.

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@xcouragecrypto

4 years

If you like crush on all Korean actors. You will still marry Jamiu

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

If ZEEWORLD was a twitter handle what will you do? Me : report it Drop yours😂

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Hakuna matata

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

@SmithAangdu @mjay_muhammad

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

Trying to convince mothers about something. What they see :

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

If no be Indian movie How will you break someone's hand the person will die

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

If your name is Hafsa and you gave you boyfriend moi moi for iftar. You need to work on how to measure salt.

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

Lets settle this Mbah >>>> mirror

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Which kyn nonsense be this😂

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

@clarseek_haji @AmonimoA Boo

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

So are you ready to be a father or you still think coke and ampiclux have flushed it. Anyways lemme mind my business 😂

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

i pray we don't look back at 2020 and say it's better than next year.😭💔

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Kings Treat them with care, handle them very well. Yes your Smart phones. Ladies should i increase the volume?😂

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

Guys is there any statement that is sweeter than lock the door first?

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Person wey get perfume. Vs. abeg make i spray small.

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

Every body has an opinion It's your choice to listen and ignore

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

Somebody that once told me that my wife willl enjoy because am very caring now choose two indomie over me.😂😂 E be things💔

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@mjay_muhammad

3 years

Jos twitter football Tomorrow 3 pm Venue: Jos city park. Come, watch and have fun.

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

After #Covid_19 when school resumes Lecturer : good morning class Me : tryna understand what he means Cause he didn't add challenge to it Like GOOD MORNING CHALLANGE😂😂

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

We were having heated argument. Immediately the guy slapped me Someone came in between to separate the us Me:

Unlocked With MOJO 🇬🇭🇳🇬

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

Treat her the way you want your daughter to be treated Ladies should i increase the volume?

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@mjay_muhammad

4 years

I sell original perfumes with good fragrance. 1st frame: 1000 2nd frame : 4500 3rd frame :4500 4th frame : 5000 Location : jos Delivery nation wide Please rt my customers might be on your tl

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@mjay_muhammad

2 years

Ahmad to your screens🕊️ Say a prayer for Ahmad.

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@mjay_muhammad

5 years

@jibbyford_ Hae

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