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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

6 months

pater ship: ottocent — 1k, canon compliant, dead dove, pseudo incest, pre time skip — 🔗 —

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 months

love the batshit qts here gives me a handy blocklist…anyone sending abuse to op over this needs the help, not the artist! you will all preach anti bullying but the second the wrong two fictional characters fuck in fanart it’s open season for harassment mobs. shameful!

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@noctyssa

3 months

helaena and uncle daemon, based on one of my favorite fics, 1918 by @thefudge_on_ao3 (link below) | heldaemon, underage, implied noncon |

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 years

@hitmewlucille “tell aemond. i want him to know it was me.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“You can sit with me.” Alina swears she hears people next to him gasp. “Uh,” Alina runs a hand over her face, hoping the blood is mostly gone. “Thanks?” He did just cut a death eater in half for her, she supposes. She sits beside him, his hand on her knee, and feels almost safe.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

Planning her funeral is the worst thing he’s ever had to do. He wouldn’t even leave his bed if it weren’t for their children. He leaves her side of the bed just how she did, though it is as cold as the grave they can’t bury her in. “Can Zoya come?” His son asks. He only nods.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“It’s just a sprained ankle,” She tells him, trying to swat his hands away. “I’m fine, Sasha.” “The orphanage may’ve taught you to ignore your obvious pain, but that will not stop me from helping you. I’ll get a healer but until this, you need to rest.” “Fine. But in your bed.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“I hate you,” She tells him again. He smirks as he carefully removes the knife from her clenched grip. Kisses her knuckles. “The true opposite to love is indifference. Hatred can be amended, with time and patience. And I’ve got infinite lifetimes left with you, my sun summoner.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“I still love Mal.” He sighs — disappointed but not surprised — and kisses her neck. “Oh Alina, you wouldn’t be here in my bed if you weren’t trying to forget about him. Have you thought of him at all? No.” She doesn’t respond, kisses him again, all thoughts of the farm boy gone.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 months

“Oh my poor sweet sister, it seems you are now a widow. I have a solution. In Old Valyria they wed brother to sister for years. I don’t wish to break with our traditions, do you?” The fear in her eyes does not subside, but, she shakes her head, pulls herself up. Takes his hand.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

She’s kissed him before. A long time ago. So when she does it again, in the dead of night in the woods, he finds himself confused. “What about…whatever his name was.” He doesn’t actually care about Mal, but he feels it best to check. She laughs. “Me and Mal? It was all a lie.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“So, if I think two characters in a piece of media should kiss, that is called?” “A ship,” Alina reminds him. “You ship them.” “We should call Nikolai because I’m about to become the captain of our ship.” “But we aren’t fictional?” He looks at nothing. “Don’t be so sure, Alina.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

Aleksander kills Mal with his own blade. Fitting. Alina screams, but not in fear. In excitement? Delight? Victory? He supposes he’ll never know, he lets Mal’s corpse sink into the snow. “Why? Why did you—” Alina stares at Mal’s blood, still on his boots. Aleksander kisses her.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“My wife is sulking,” Aleksander says. “She’s mad at me because I was cold toward you when she first brought you home. In my defence, the last thing I needed was another mouth to feed. Here’s some fish. Now we’re even?” Alina’s cat, Aurora, nuzzles his hand. Alina smiles.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“Do we really need to have pancakes for breakfast again?” “Silence, husband,” Alina says, and she’s wearing just his shirt so he can’t find it in him to complain. “I like them better when you make them, my Sasha.” He rolls his eyes, affectionately. “Only for you, my little wife.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“I think we should breakup,” Alina voices as their barn burns in front of her Mal’s eyes. She didn’t do it, of course, because she is a good wife & no longer goes out at night. She expects Mal to remain a cliche, to remark ‘It’s because of him, isn’t it?’ but he doesn’t hear her

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

nsfw / He’s got her in his bed, he’s got her clutching at his bedsheets and moaning. He loves the sound she’s making; it’s like his first time hearing a symphony, beautiful, enlightening. “Saints, Sasha, it’s so big—I can’t—“ He smirks, pushes into her. “Don’t be so dramatic.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

Mal stares at her, hungover, ice pack to his head. “That isn’t my shirt.” She freezes like a stag in headlights. Because, fuck, is actually wearing Aleksander’s shirt. But Mal wouldn’t know who’s shirt this is, would he? “I own other shirts.” She doesn’t seem Aleksander’s smirk.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

Although they’re both active on social medias with similar amounts of devoted followers (though his, annoyingly, is larger), they don’t know eachother. She’s an artist who got her start in drawing maps and no one can figure out what Alek’s deal is. He DMs first. She responds.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

He has her pinned up against a tree near to where the stag died, her wrists in his grip. She wants to kiss him. She wants to spit at him. She wants— “Look at you, my Sun Summoner, frozen in fear. Never seen snow before? No. It’s me. You fear you want me as much as I want you.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“Is that what I look like to you, my beloved little wife? An amorphous dark blob?” “Firstly, I never said I was drawing you in still life. I can hardly draw at all. Second, why do you assume it’s you?” “Because I’m all you think about?” She laughs, like sunshine, like a saint.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 months

“Keeping the throne warm for me, little brother? How kind of you.” “Are you here to kill me?” “That depends. Will you beg for my forgiveness?” He chuckles, humourless. “Perhaps. You should know, I never wished to be king.” “I am happy to relieve you of the burden.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

It’s a month in when she realises at the Little Palace are suddenly brighter. Not just due to her blossoming powers with light, but also because of him. It’s not frightening anymore when she has a nightmare because she doesn’t wake up alone and he no longer wakes up in the dark.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 months

“Are you thinking of me, little brother? Adorable.” He doesn’t stop. She doesn’t want him to. She could push him out the window and her problems would be solved, and she thinks of Daemon and sacrifice and lust, and stays her hand. “Good boy. Keep going.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

7 months

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“I don’t like you.” She swore, even as his lips were nipping at her neck. “I swear to God, I’m just here to piss off my ex.” “You don’t believe in God,” Sirius reminds her. “You know I hate it when you lie to me, mostly cause you’re terrible at it. Tell me the truth.”

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@HGxMarauders

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“Can Zoya come?” “Why…are you afraid what we might do together if we’re alone, Alina?” “No. I like Zoya. We’ve sort of…become friends.” “Oh?” Eyebrow raised. “Ok. You were always better at keeping friends than me.” “Ah, finally, he admits a flaw!” She laughs. Kisses his neck.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

yes the darkling looks directly into the camera like on fleabag and what of it

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

@darkficope @dulcestreIIa the image is literally cute and harmless?????? what is the issue i genuinely don’t get it

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

29 days

if harass someone so much you force them to divulge personal trauma to justify Fanfic Crimes you’re a terrible person!!!!!!!!! you shouldn’t be in fandom, go away, we don’t want you!!!!!

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 months

siscon rhaenicent….im thinking !!!!!!

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 years

@aemmavelaryon “winterfell is yours, my prince.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

and she doesn’t care to repeat herself. Aleksander takes her away as Mal picks up the ashes of his livelihood and she never looks back.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

@mary_peachy and instead of being Concerned his immediate response is “who is this meant for and when can i kill them”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

10 months

size difference is a disgusting trope and u should all feel bad btw. teeny tiny woman big hulking man. have u no shame. there should be a much bigger size difference!

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 years

@fubroshi this is so hot and this is irrelevant but the bed looks so comfy

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 years

@filmsapphics don’t forget “is their mother still alive? (..) good. then there will still be someone left to raise them.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

21 days

thinking about alicent calling jace “bastard” (horny)

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“I’m telling you, Alina, I’m your husband. We live together on a farm and raise orphans.” She laughs. He doesn’t. “Mal, is it? I don’t remember.” “Funny how you remember Shadow Man and not me, isn’t it?” “Don’t blame yourself. Aleksander is just unforgettable.”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

6 months

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

9 months

hii fellow dead dove fic writer mutuals pls tell me how to get back into writing fucked up shit w/o feeling guilty or anything bc i haven’t written anything in ages aghhh

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

im now single cos i just dumped a shitty person pls cheer for me

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

9 months

@helaenacore and both their dads are old and insane

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

on a different note! jkr is the leader of violent transphobic hate group and if you support her i hope you choke

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 months

privated my acc for. Reasons. anyway hope u are all ok!!

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 months

watching the bear…him and his sister are boning right

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 years

@chaulkymilk @SlowBurn_fics oh thank god i’m not alone

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

god being on this account is so relaxing i don’t feel like i’m constantly being displayed anymore and if i post anything it doesn’t actually reflect on my morals or worth as a human being idk feels nice

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

1 year

@blavkfyres bastardphobic catelyn would have a field day with jace being heir shdbdb

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

need to catch up on lore olympus apparently

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@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“On your knees…?” She mutters, hand under his chin, her fingernails sharp as a knife’s edge. “How cliche of you, Aleksander.” But to him, it’s not cliche. It’s subpar surrender, & he’s enjoying it. “Ravkan men aren’t known for this type of thing. But I am better.” He kisses her.

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

9 months

@helaenacore ur SO right

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

someone should simply stroke my hair i think

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 years

it’s my birthday!

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

29 days

@lambsbl00d @jaecirys im not even a jace girlie but im gonna write him in abuse situations just to ruin this idiots day

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

i wrote brunamira running away together fic that no one needed but i wanted so! yeah

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

@yanderepriest @mary_peachy mira bought like. a ring light especially to get the lighting right

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 months

new @ besties

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

9 days

#NewProfilePic

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 months

whoever qted this are we kissing or what

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 years

@nuhaprumia and they are both carrying girls!!

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 months

is ao3 down for anyone else????

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

29 days

@lambsbl00d @jaecirys GOD this kind of shit makes me homicidal

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

the only trauma i fetishise is my own actually checkmate

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

6 months

writing ottocent like for a dt ig xjxjdj

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 years

fuck cottagecore i want beachousecore

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@mistyaltmyer

5 months

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@mistyaltmyer

2 months

#NewProfilePic

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

8 months

HI im finally gonna read flowers in the attic

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

6 months

if u see another ari following u it’s me i made a priv shdn

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

29 days

@esvvell he killed the person who sent her to the arena/took billy from her so i’d do the same hsbdbd bitch deserved what she got

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

1 year

HELP this is so true and funny

akisz🔞🍉

@shotavisualizer

1 year

HERO???? EXCUSE ME?????? I AM THE MOST VILLAIN VILLAIN EVER WDYM

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

1 month

gold rush is such a lunarry song

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

7 months

need someone to pay for a new wardrobe for me honestly

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 months

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

not me wanting to write jilco fic even tho i’m only on episode 4 and it’s some dumb hurt/comfort nonsense too

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 months

might fuck around and invent a new rpf

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@mistyaltmyer

4 months

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

5 months

watching fallout tv show…why is the dog making me fucking cry

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

@toxikants what if the horse is camilo shape shifted /j

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

7 months

finally watching twin peaks

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

7 months

@hqnryw @pxarlwhisper haunting alicent…

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@mistyaltmyer

2 years

@fuchsling it’s rude af u can simply scroll

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 years

@_strhaegon @sopiehope as she should

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

also thinking about how 🦎 shape shifted into ⏳ and CRADLED 🦋 im going batshit

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

@___Berner “im not having kids Sir (derogatory) i have the ministry of magic to burn down i have no timeee”

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

need to eat it’s literally 10pm and i only had some chips today….me @ me why r u like this

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

29 days

@lambsbl00d @jaecirys are we saying we have to have experienced magic if we wanna write about it???????? i just

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 years

i’m having a lot more fun with media now that i’ve got it through my skull that i don’t have to watch things through the same sense of morality i would irl

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 months

@lokvnt & i’s helaegon trailer park au is Slowly being written it’s nearly at 500 words…proud of it :)

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@mistyaltmyer

4 months

bridgertoncest flowers in the attic au when—

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

silco telling jinx “vader may’ve been your father but he’s not your daddy” but in a sexy way

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

@mirabrunononono i’m 152cm…i’m so tiny the fuck

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 years

rhaenyra teaches alicent how to pleasure herself send tweet

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

“Let’s take some questions...How about you, sir with the very realistic prop knife?” “What was your inspiration for the villain?” “Oh! He’s been around since I was eighteen, when I first read about him in the news it was like I already knew him. Amazing cosplay. Very accurate.”

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@darklinatales

3 years

What’s the AU?

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

7 months

shock your moots with facts about you: - still haven’t gotten my drivers license - i have a bachelors degree - i have a half sister & half brother who are 25 yrs older than me - my parents have a 20 yr age gap & he was my mum and my nanna’s boss - i’m a child of divorce

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

3 years

why am i discussing my weird trauma nonsense this is my horny account

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ariadne

@mistyaltmyer

2 years

hello all