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@mistahshock

2 years

8 mornings to go till pay day...Just drank some sardine water and left the sardine for supper...

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2 years

😂😂 My girl Sarah

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6 months

The Jamaican government

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6 months

Anybody ever win a clash against Kartel??

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2 years

I get a horn that made me stop eat tuna for about 3 years...thats what I was having when I found out

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2 years

😂 My dawgs

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2 years

Boy look 😄...Never give up!

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3 years

A roof finally 🙏🏿... Big party at my place Dec '23...wunna gotta bring wunna own drinks and food cause I ain't got naffin 😔

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4 years

Shark Hole, St. Philip 🇧🇧

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20 days

Come in drunk and wake up drown

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20 days

I beg your pardon?

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1 year

Why ya'll not behaving at funerals anymore? 😭

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3 years

I know you feel that ahn know but I want you know that I know and everybody gine know too 😊 #ResearchAndEducating

Daddy’s Girl 🙇🏽‍♀️

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3 years

Ur child wants lots of things but u rather buy things for strangers on the internet

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2 years

Now come up Foundation to wait with the other parents and the lil man run and come to me...Aint see no other children yet but asked him how it was and he say "easy"... I asked him how he managed with the composition and he ask me what composition 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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1 year

As a father I woulda fall down blue 🤷🏾‍♂️

𝕷𝖆𝖑𝖚✍

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1 year

Sports Day as a parent issa different kinda fun #LoveIt 🥳❤️

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3 years

Happy muhfucking birthday to meeee... This is 33 🎊🎉

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3 years

A taxi man in Jamaica now drive off wid all my luggage in a dream and I can't get back to sleep to get the vehicle number...I so rashole vex 😡😡🤬

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2 years

I bout in Mexico laughing then them see my gold cap and swear my family got money? José and Raul got me in a basement feeding me ice water and white bread 😔...My grandmother tekkin long to read the ransom note cause she glasses want changing 😭

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2 years

Pay day seem so far... Here swiping my card on faith...If this machine decline I gine snatch this kfc and mek the guard work fa he keep

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3 years

Went Cost U Less this evening to buy a bed and when I went to pay de ppl tell me I win it...my head ain't stop hurt me yet 😅wtr...Big up de Cost U Less family 🙏🏿💯

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2 years

😂 This is even funnier now I know who it is 😂😂😂🤣

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1 year

I fear Selassie is gonna move Zion and not tell ya'll where it is 😔😔😔

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1 year

🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭 I weak inno

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3 years

We move 😤

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2 years

Peep the body language of grey jacket 🤔

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2 years

Assasination attempt on Argentina’s vicepresident Cristina Kirchner, gun fails to fire. Assailant, 35-year-old Brazilian, has been arrested.

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1 year

Walk outa digicel head office and went to pull this rh door that leads to the sky

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3 years

Shocky got de girls bawling cawlen 😆😂😭

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3 years

Oh rashoooole... Sent from heaven 🥺💔... Rasheeda from Villa Road I still hate you yc 😭😭😭😭

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4 months

😂 Ain't no dollar wine...Man come to give ya a sterling pound 😭

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6 months

Christmas know it happening next week?

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1 year

"Barbadians to pay more for..." every fucking day 😔

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2 years

That...that is wild 😳

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4 years

Ort I only get a comment but I behaving like the whores cause I've made it 🥺🥺... Give that man his citizenship 😄

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3 months

I had a bougie gf that spend the weekend by me...Big Sunday morning in the ghetto she get up wan cook and asking my grandmother if she has Basmati rice...Mum tell she don't curse in hay 😭😭

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6 months

I woulda just pretend faint...Party gotta stop so medics could get through...Everybody enjoyment done

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11 months

Who de hell is Kim

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What's the first question you'd ask the aliens?

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1 year

He gotta be from St. Joseph

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1 year

That cuff and kick woulda mek me join the defence force

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3 years

This rashole lil boy get 9 in Math and 38 in English wid a G in composition...only place he could be going is Paragon 😒 Boy youuuu 😡🤬🤬

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3 years

All heroes doan wear capes‼️

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2 years

😂😂 I suspect he ain't know that road

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2 years

Hope this lil boy do well today. During that zoom school period I overheard the teacher asking bout 2 2's and he respond with to and too...can't figure out if my boy is a genius or foolish as rashole 😔 I hate his mother

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2 years

Pink Star Restaurant, Bridgetown, Barbados

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2 years

Will was laughing though...she prolly whispered "Pac wouldn't had found that funny" 🤔

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2 years

My money gone into four seasons but if I go down there now to tek up two palm trees for my lawn I gine be in the wrong

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10 months

That ain't no thread...That is a garment yc

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4 months

6 months 2 wks, 3 pounds 3 ounces and reach 36 years ya 🫡 Give thanks for every lesson and every blessing🙏🏾 May the rest of my life be filled with prosperity, nuff love, good health and an abundance of wealth (de brek ting nuh look good pun muh 😂)🤞🏾 Happy Birthday to I 🎊 🎉

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2 years

Get home and the c off the cunt rub down 😂

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1 year

Happy Birthday to me...Belly still a lil big but thankful to see 35 years strong 😅🥺... #HealthAndWealth #PeaceAndProsperity #LoveAndHapiness ...All I ask 💕

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4 years

Babylon release de chains

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2 years

Keep fuckin round and end up with sein the doctors can't get pronounce

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3 years

I can't go back at the ital place...rastaman tell me I disrespect de order when I call for shepherd's pie...apparently he does only sell lion pie...tell me how de fvck I was ta know that 🤔

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2 years

😂😂 Sizzla got a big meeting at Judgement Yard bout this all now

N.I.K.I.T.A ✨✨

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2 years

Rasta man and he friends had the fete for themselves 😭😭😭😭

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1 year

Go

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1 year

what stabby do?

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2 years

Yo amazon does got 3,000 good reviews on an item and 2 cvnts with issues does mek me change my mind 😭😂

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3 months

Arguing with people whose national dish is a hamburger? 😂😭...Fuck dem and de sesame seeds yc 😂

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2 years

An Ameretto sour really is that drink 🥃👌🏿

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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1 year

I does go in the supermarket and get stupid...Last time I bypass the vanilla milk for my cornflakes and tek up an oat milk...that rashole thing taste like a school pants pocket

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2 years

Nein bout hay ain't went right since Contone leggo Paula dress 😔

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2 years

God daughter #2 Brielle Gianni Bideau 🥰

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6 months

"One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys began to fight...Back to back they faced each other...Drawing swords to shoot one another...A deaf policeman heard the noise and saved the lives of the two dead boys"

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4 years

General worker at Century Express (top of Swan Street)...used to get bout $125 a week with tips to supplement but a day a woman mek me push she heavy rh bags up to the van stand and gimme 37 cents... I stab de sugar bag and run off 😔

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4 years

What was y’all worst job to date ?

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2 years

He know rastafari got a good point

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2 years

Took an uber this evening and the driver asked where I was from...told him Barbados...he replied "ooohh Barbados, ya'll there have alot of money"... Ahn think he hear me properly cause what? 🤔

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3 years

Wunna ain't even gotta second guess Crop Over 2022 if I get in...I bringing back Cohoblopot

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2 years

😂Woulda cuff she in she back

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2 years

I would gotta pawn my braces and let my teeth do what they wanna do at this point...

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2 years

Any shoplifters on the TL? There's this sink I like...🤔

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4 years

Come to think of it this rashole girl ask me fa $260 ta buy a nutrabullet and ahn hear bout she making nuh shakes nor nuh seasoning 🤔 I would hate to believe... 🤔Ort

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2 years

You could see that the font on my invoice change from New Times Roman to Helvetica but you can't see a gen 4 glock 19 in a cornflakes box 😔

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4 years

6 CXC's and no degree because I dropped out of UWI to take on a fulltime job opportunity...12 years in and don't regret it

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1 year

😂 Wunna doan tek nein serious yc...All now fatman pun Tramadol and wunna mekkin memes

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1 year

That outage is housewide...Pay the arrears Nicholas

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1 year

Kurnt off island wide ??

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2 years

If me bringing 1 food is an issue then I taking my son for something to eat..."wipe ya mouth clean and guh long back inside pal"...If I bring groceries then feel free to cook for everybody but just mek sure he eat... He is my concern...Seek Jesus if you want the 500 fed 😔

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8 months

This foolish box had me feeling like this is sorrel/milk mix

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8 months

It’s that time of year.

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2 years

Snitch girl doan mind dum 😂

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2 years

Belaire was a good vibe ya...met a whole set of irie ppl...the lil boy mother see me looking clean and try pooching back pun me...I ignored the gyration and went my way though 😔

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3 years

Mia had ta battle nuff since taking over bai...No ease

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1 year

I would let my curnt get cut off if my daughter was in de back bedroom wid de music up hard wukkin up fa tickets...She would gotta wukup for a generator

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5 months

Ain't sure but I hear a shipment of lentils down in the port

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5 months

So black eyed peas still coming to Barbados ???

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11 months

Be safe out there tonight ppls...watch wunna alcohol consumption and look out fa de airtag tings...If ya get in a fight just bite out somebody shoulder...Nobody does doan want dem shoulder bite out

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2 years

A simple phone call today cleared up a misunderstanding from about 17 or 18 years ago 😅...Lil communication and reasoning can go a long way...bigman ting!

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9 months

Month? All during my cxcs I hollering out yc...Dem would just gotta gimme passes

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9 months

I wasn’t going school for the rest of the month, traumatized

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11 months

I will be putting up curtains and baking a ham in my own place this Christmas 🤞🏾

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3 years

Dem feel we mock? We gine wid Shock 🎶🥳

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1 year

My grandma was active all this time last week...QEH Tuesday, deteriorated Wednesday and gone yesterday...This thing called life

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2 years

Hands down....

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4 years

I rate the Polytechnic. I learned a skill, gained employment through the job attachment and was able to start my own business...I would definitely encourage anyone to enroll there

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2 years

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4 years

How I started 😅 How its going

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2 years

Everybody up here from Barbados until I ask what part 😂🤣... Then they hit me with "my father is from there" 😄

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3 years

Security man ain't sign up fa nein that happening there... Man wake up with intentions to tell ppl sanitize, tek ya temperature and write in that book

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2 years

I know how she feel though...I went Pat & Crank in Speightstown and miss and spend my taxi money pun a Zinfandel...Had to bum a lift from Mullins

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1 year

😭😭😭😭 If he did born in the 80's he wouldn't be scared...This kinda driving was our excitement daily 😂... Kill all ah we

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😂😂😂😂😂

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7 months

😂😂 Have blessed Independence Day ppls 🙏🏿💯

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5 months

Eye "I" (me) prefer that new ID 🤷🏿‍♂️...That old one is a joke overseas and ahn care bout using my passport for every and anything...Everybody don't have a driver's licence either 🤷🏿‍♂️

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4 years

As an unarmed guard I am there solely to prevent the shoplifting of snacks and Vita malts... Anything over $25 you want de police

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