Perempuan kalau nak body hot sampai 40an, you either stay single or get a partner who always hypes you up and supports you. Pasal pompuan selalu cepat tua bila berkawin dgn laki yang buat dia stress. Thats why janda selalunya hot, her biggest problem is out of the picture 😬
Oh yeah jangan mengaku you orang Malaysia. Once dia tahu you orang Malaysia dia akan letak harga you murah. Cakap je you russian and menetap Malaysia for fun.
I say one thing la, bila orang non Muslim bagi kemudahan beribadat kepada orang Islam, mula la jadi feel good story, semoga diberi hidayah, we are one world lalalala. The other way around? Tengok jela the replies
I've been working for almost 20 years in my industry. All of the things he listed are the reasons why most Malaysian companies are terrible places to work at. Anak muda yang baru start kerja, please don't settle for this exploitative BS
Pada yang bekerja terutama anak muda, tolong
Jangan guna alasan nak kerja Flexible, untuk menutup sikap kita lemah disiplin.
Jangan guna alasan mental health, untuk mengelak tough situation / dapat pelepasan.
Jangan guna alasan company toxic, untuk tutup sikap x reti bergaul
Tak payah la mintak restu from toxic parents. Tak balik raya pun takpe la. Dia tak heran dengan cucu? Biarkan. Do you want those kind of grandparents taking care of and potentially harming your baby? You have your own small family dah. Gasak dia lah nak petty pasal benda bodoh
Kawan buka cerita that parents dia kahwin without restu parents, as a result everytime raya means nothing to her. Blessing ni benda yang jangan buat main. If dari awal mak dia tak suka you just bcs you pakai spec je, angkat kaki. It’s okay, leave.
Cakap pasal BJ ni, my husband always reminds me before bed that he has washed his junk especially for me *just in case*. I can tell cos it smells like handwash. Who says romance is dead?
Berani betul eh budak2 muda sekarang post gambar seksi/softporn on twitter with full face. Not even hiding behind a ds acc. You have zero fucks to give and I'm kinda envious
Taking inspiration from Azhar Ali and making up shit for my resume cos I know they don't check. Oxford grad. Math Olympiad triple champion. Forbes Top 50 under 50. Anugerah Ibu Mithali
Aku yang dah kahwin, pakai IUD, my only partner being my husband pun tiap2 bulan berdebar tunggu period takut pregnant, you in your 20s letting your boyfie free pancut using the rhythm method lolol what the hell
Hustle sampai takde work life balance ni valid if you own the business, a partner/ shareholder or if you do commission based sales. Kalau setakat makan gaji tak payahlah, cos why would you sacrifice your valuable free time to make someone else rich? Its 5pm. Go home already.
Please don't embarass the rest of us underpaid nerds this way. All us STEM profession people *should* unionise but we're also the types of people who upon receiving the wrong order at a restaurant, would apologise and eat it instead of sending it back
Isteri tak tau siang ikan pun bingit satu internet cop useless. Mintak 50 percent contribution to household responsibilities tetiba "bertabahlah wahai suami"
The best thing about this video is that these people really thought that Anthony Bourdain would be the overprivileged and spoiled type of ang moh you see in Singapore, and would actually *agree* with their out-of-touch views, instead of rightfully mocking them for it
Tak faham, lelaki boleh hate his own pregnancy ke? Bukan boleh beranak pun? Hate his wife's pregnancy? Memang patut kecam pasal bukan dia yang mengandung kenapa dia complain?
Second part tu, yang selalu end up jaga anak siapa? Uuu bila edgelord bertweet
Demand as much flexibility as you can get away with, and take care of your mental and physical health. Kalau kau tumbang esok, senang je dia replace kau. Jangan sacrifice sangat unless you own at least part of the business. Reminder for myself jugak
Its like he came straight out of the fuckboi factory. Every checkbox is ticked: wattpad- generated genZ name, cool mixologist job, tattoos, piercings, "chinese look", tall, comes with every single redflag
Complicated macam mana pun, girl friendships are still worth having, just focus on quality rather than quantity. Kawan dengan lelaki lagi la complicated, never really sure of their real intentions
Sorry to say this. Girl friendship are too complicated sometimes. Banyak drama, fitnah, fake, depan baik belakang lain & etc. Susah nak cari yang betul betul ikhlas berkawan. Dia punya tak suka and dendam tu boleh bawak sampai bertahun.
Ada tak lelaki melayu sex drive tinggi
Ada tak lelaki melayu yang kote besar
Ada tak lelaki melayu yang boleh main 10 round.
Etc etc
Cara paling senang nak dapat engagement, dan cara paling senang nak dapat replies and DMs full of shameless liars 🫠
@syfqaih
Boleh je, I regularly buat masa pregnant tapi berhati2 masa last trimester, I buat masa 37 weeks pregnant, esok pagi contraction, lepas tu terberanak terus. 1 week early 😅
Apasal orang terperanjat smol acc hensem gila. There are people who are not even on any socmed yang lawa/hensem gila. I know. Shocking. Just busy out there living offline lives and being hot.
Betul2 nak tau kenapa orang pilih PN. Why do they have so much support? In power for such a short time yet did so much damage. Name me ONE good thing they did
Jenis minah salleh yang travel Southeast Asia to "find herself" memang suka ya mamat muka macam ni. Nak seronok mesti la tak demand. Dia balik kampung dia kat Kent nanti pepandai la dia kawin Chris the investment banker
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Ni sorang lagi nak kawin pasal peer pressure. People around you won't tell you their marriage problems, sebab tu la nampak elok je dari luar
Perempuan lawa kalau kena reject crush memang kena post kat twitter eh? Omg the audacity of this boy to not worship at my feet!!? 😱😱 Maybe he already has someone else and dia setia? Imagine that. Imagine.
1. Jabatan Kemajuan Islam Malaysia (JAKIM) dan Suruhanjaya Komunikasi dan Multimedia Malaysia (MCMC) digesa mengambil tindakan tegas ke atas seorang ustazah ‘terlampau’ yang menggesa para isteri menjadi pelacur kepada suami mereka demi keharmonian rumah tangga.
Kena cabul dgn budak bawah umur lepas tu buat thread macam benda tu benda kelakar. Lepas tu ramai jantan dok kat reply tak sabar nak dengar cerita penuh. Tak kelakar la babi. Fucking sick la sial. Simpan sorang2 la
So what if pussy is the only thing we bring to the table? Men have fought wars for it. Men in ds get scammed thousands and not even get within sniffing distance of it. So yeah, deal with it.
When me and hubs talk about threesome and he brings out FFM, I always counter with - ok then but I also want MMF. And he says....uh...no. Not that I actually want MMF, I just wanna see the double standards come out. Am I being unfair?
Kenapa la laki suka ajak night drive? Kenapa tak day drive? Boleh la menghirupi udara segar traffic jam sambil dapat free transport ke opis. Oh pasal nak raba/BJ free sambil berbekalkan half tank minyak je eh? Faham faham
Taknak exchange nudes tapi nak exchange tetek boleh. Siapa yang sakit belakang tu I will humbly take on your burden for 1 week. With mine you can go jogging, trampolining, no issue. Bra pun murah.
Under Strata Act 2013 you cannot sidai baju dekat balcony. Because this is what it looks like. If every balcony ada baju, tak cantik memandang. Kurang value di situ. Use the designated yard area or a dryer. Sama-sama bagi condo facade kita lawa. Value tinggi. Nak jual untung 👍🏽
If you already know who's next then are you really that committed to the one you're with? Nobody wants to be with anyone who already has a backup. Nothing wrong with being single, it won't kill you
@syfqaih
Yes, especially before 12 weeks pasal risiko miscarriage lebih tinggi. Tapi rasanya third trimester, lots of people use sex to induce labour, especially bila dah lepas 38 weeks still not in labour
Never be the low maintenance girl, never be the cool laidback girl. Buat menyusahkan diri sendiri di masa hadapan. I know cos I used to be proud to be one. Being mengada and demanding and high maintenance gets you things you want. Keep them on their toes by being difficult.
[CC] Aku nak cerai - Aku nak luah sebab aku stress, aku tak tahu nak start macam mana. Aku tak tahan.
Dulu, aku sangat menolak ideologi feminist dan sekarang aku rasa aku faham kenapa dorang jadi macam tu. Sebab aku dah mula jadi macam mereka.
Aku dah kahwin hampir 3 tahun.
Hello boss man, why don't you spend some time researching and putting in place proper HR software, so your poor employees don't have to write a full blown surat rasmi every time they need to take a day off?
Masalah betul follow acc politik campur2 dgn porn acc ni, bila porn lalu tl I'd be like *tsk* NOT RIGHT NOW TIDDIES there's more important stuff going on!
Siapa yang hentam bro ni pasal post jobless dia haritu jemput makan kaki sendiri. Hidup ni turun naik, jobless at one time doesn't mean jobless forever and a lot of these "jobless" men support their wives career and further studies. Nanti time dia naik, wife dia pulak support.
Jobless tu dulu. Masa tengah mencari kerja. Aku airline pilot. Aku provide everything. Wife nak kerja, bagi lah kerja. & I didn’t ask for anything back. Terlalu fokus nak jadi alpha male sangat sampai jadi benak. Padahal hidup sendiri pun masih terumbang-ambing.
FWB: you're supposed to get a genuine friendship with the added bonus of sex, but in most cases you get neither cos dudes often confuse it with FUBU. Hope that helps. No need to send me a naked picture.
Remember that female gaze dude who turned out to be pro domestic violence? Now this guy? Don't praise guys too much on social media they always end up disappointing
Dia nak pancing untuk sex talk tu, kalau terus layan nanti dia mesti dia tanya "kalau perempuan dengan perempuan buat apa atas katil ya, cer describe sikit". This is why I tak layan any DM with "nak tanya something boleh". Google is free my man.
Dah buat research tapi still tak dapat?
Idk lah tapi I think, nampak sangat you ni menipu🤷🏻♀️ Kalau search perkataan bisexual kat google, dah keluar dah jawapannya
Girls, stop giving bf yang belum ada ikatan halal duit. Dia ada telur, dia boleh cari sendiri. Nak susah senang bersama tunggu dah kahwin dulu. Ni belum kahwin dah tunjuk perangai biawak hidup. Trust me, that never goes away.
635 subscribers je dah buat RM63,500 to RM158,750 (assuming RM100-RM250 to join). Lepas tu expect orang tip. Lelaki ni tip pasal they want to earn favour from you, if most of your subs are straight men, why would they tip? Perempuan nak dapat tip pun sikit punya susah
Lepastu tetibe emo sebab mintak tips orang tak nak bagi, terus nak stop post video and delete group???? Siap nak retire la dunia pornstar dia. Apakahh… Masa awal subscribe bulan bintang dia janjikan hotdaddyxx ni.
Statement ni macam tiberr je. Tau la orang tengah hangat bincang pasal pelarian Palestin, lagi nak tambahkan api lagi. Kat negara lain, benda ni word-for-word how white people talk about Muslim immigrants in their neighbourhood, no matter how well-behaved
Aku rasa apa aku cakap ni mungkin akan ramai tak agree and akan label aku xenophobes
Mereka yang duduk kawasan urban & t20 memang akan support pelarian rohingya masuk ke Malaysia sebab pelarian ni tak jadi jiran korang, Yang against pelarian ni sebab dorang dah tengok perangai
Nak avoid guna escapelle, guna la pil perancang yang makan hari2, yang tu lagi berkesan dari tracking your ovulation. That method should only be used if you're married and don't mind an "oops" baby if your method fails. So irresponsible to promote it to unmarried women.
Kalau nampak orang letak tele id dengan phone number kat bio twitter selalunya 99 percent chance scammer. Takdenya perempuan real bagi no phone senang macam tu je online, serupa macam tulis kat dinding toilet je
"daddy" kat ds ni kuatnya gelabah bila ada attention sikit. But i know the feeling, i posted that obviously fake bank balance pun ramai orang dm and reply. So I get why some naik tocang rasa hot property sikit 🤣
Follow ramai indonesian ds girls accounts, pasal lawa2 lah dorang ni. Tengok bubis lepas tu tekan Translate on the caption. Kita bangsa serumpun but what are you saying gurl, tak faham lol
Yang beriya kecam perempuan curi baju tu hampir semua perempuan, yang laki pulak macam I can fix her, nak sponsor dia etc. Pretty privilege ni best tau, perangai macam pundek pun semua boleh jalan
MO dia macam ni. Curik gambar orang. Tweet semua rempit2, sentiasa horny dan macam bodoh2 sikit. Lelaki suka "perempuan" macam ni so dia bagi la duit. Tapi scam rupanya. Inilah akibat berfikir dengan kepala konek
Tldr: Civil law is based on human rights, and in certain cases not in line with religious beliefs, but *my* religion has the superior moral standing, ergo my religious opinion trumps your human rights/laws.
Harini aku ngan chinese lawyer tu cerita pasal Ms. Pui Yi yang OnlyFans bagi sccholarship tu.
I said "I want to ask you, do you think what she did is wrong?"
"I think it was a very good think she did, i was like she used her money to do that? Thats very good!"
Yang selalu complain wife body tak lawa lepas beranak, do you:
✅Jaga anak for 2 hours while she works out
✅Buys her nice clothes so she's motivated to look nice
✅Takes her out to places so she's motivated to dress up
✅ Look fit yourself?
- if not, kindly STFU
Company i kerja dulu, I screen everyone yg minta kerja. For girls, I saw married je, u guys punya resume terus masuk KIV list. I tak baca pun yg bwh2 u tulis.
Sebab I know my boss akan reject your application. Bukan malay ke tau. Tak kisah what race, if i saw u married
I suggest whenever an American posts about their daily life, we should all harass them in the comments about their regular school shootings, going bankrupt when you get sick, their imperialistic wars, their trigger happy police, I could go on and on
Sebab tu la SBP kena lebih utamakan orang susah. Orang senang ni sebenarnya duduk SMK pun boleh berjaya. Mak ayah boleh bayar tuisyen, beli buku latihan, ada masa dan berkebolehan nak tolong anak buat homework.
Memang nampak je depan mata. Kemiskinan jenis ni effect orang sekeliling. Makin susah, tambah susah. Orang miskin yang takda baggage gini, InsyaAllah boleh berjaya, provided dia dikeluarkan dulu dari environtment kejap. Sebab tu budak pandai masuk asrama
Lagi rendah harga kau letak lagi mengarut dan cerewet customer kau dapat. Budget clients are the worst. Aku cakap pasal design work but this applies to all areas of business