Paula Anne @misspauwrites Twitter profile

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3 months

True. But real Scandal gworls know this was a job for Huck.

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3 months

he wouldn’t have missed.

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8 months

I would have said "you" and that's why I ain't flewed out. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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It’s her birthday today. I asked her what she wanted to eat and she said tacos. So we flew to Mexico.

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Me, with zero tickets:

✨SweetBaby✨

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1 month

I can't believe it's taking me this long to win the lotto.

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1 year

Rihanna called me cute at this wedding. For the rest of that year the weather was perfect, my toast was always golden, nail polish never smudged... Went to school and started my degree and shit... She changed me.

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1 year

imagine having rihanna as one of your bridesmaids 😭

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4 months

If my man smashed 40 women in the first 6 months of us being together, the combined forces of the Barbados Police Service, Barbados Defence Force and Toni Moore with a string quartet could not force that story out of me.

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@misspauwrites

1 year

Just a barbie and a bad boy hanging out in their big chains ✨️💫

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

1 year

My fav corporate socials are the ones where people get to do whatever they want 🤣

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

2 years

I think Elon took the balloons off my page but he can't take the joy from my heart. 🥂

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

1 year

... she did the thang.

Idris Elbow 💪🏾

@YallLuvCris

1 year

Name a celebrity who’s been fine af your whole life 👀

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@misspauwrites

2 years

@onecuteassnigga An ally ❤️

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@misspauwrites

1 year

LIB fans, it was a Bajan that finally got Kwame's hairline right for reunion and had our darling Brett sharp. Whoop whoop! 🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧

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@misspauwrites

1 year

Most days I want the internet to crash completely and only work at places like medical facilities and then a piece of content emerges...

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@misspauwrites

4 years

@aprettyPR He said u cute but here is how it is done sweetie.

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@misspauwrites

9 months

Ahn get de balloons but... Happy 39th birthday to me ✨️

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@misspauwrites

5 months

Does my fan know that she is a fan? Girl blow some cool air I beg.

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@misspauwrites

1 year

There was a roach on the MET gala carpet tonight. I want motivational speakers to flip that by tomorrow. You can go wherever you feel called to go! Don't wait for the invite! Crawl before you walk! When it's YOUR time, can't nobody step on YOU.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

10 months

Imagine grieving ya fiance and someone posts receipts that they had him too. Why wunna like to do that? Whole relationship was in the dark, now u a glow stick. Ahn like dah.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

26 days

Me and relationships tbh.

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@nsealyyy

26 days

It's crazy when companies launch stuff and when it doesn't do that well, they pretend that it never existed.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

2 years

Pablo's wife died so you couldn't get breakfast? Was she Teresa Mendoza?

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@misspauwrites

2 years

🤣 I didn't know I could wuk up and stay on script until @Djindian246 tested me tonight! Lemme update my resume right now.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

11 months

Heard my crush say he is only eating conkies til Independence Day so I -

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

3 months

Chuh back

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@mphoramabule2

3 months

What do you call this part of the head in your home language 😂 ?

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@misspauwrites

3 years

Y'ALLL!!!!!!! Somehow The Crane saw this tweet and I got an email offering me a staycation as a reward for my dedication! Is this real life???? EEK!!!!!! I'm not fumbling this one! Pics to come! I AM SO HAPPY!!!!! And yes this is just how I wrote them back! lol!

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@misspauwrites

3 years

I can't believe I just said no to a weekend at the Crane at no cost to me just so I can focus. I'm proud and disappointed in myself at the same time. I -

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@misspauwrites

2 years

Ngl, she didn't have to do much to impress me. I have a big washy bias and Idgaf.

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@misspauwrites

1 year

Eric Alper 🎧

@ThatEricAlper

1 year

Which snacks do you try and avoid buying, because you will literally eat the entire batch in one sitting?

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

2 years

I don't know which social media manager for a hotel's page needs to hear this but DARK SKINNED PEOPLE TRAVEL TOO.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

26 days

After I pay all my bills I sit for the quietest moment of my month. Nothing ain funny. Nobody is interesting.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

2 months

Guess who lost on the TL?

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

2 years

Same reason I don't want my Christmas tree my height. I like the balls over my head.

jay ✰

@jayythewave

2 years

i’m sorry but if you’re 5’2 what do u need a 6’4 man for?? stop being silly

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@misspauwrites

4 years

Just looking back at our chats P Bday in 5 days You ain set me up with u know who yet 2021 just...💔 @peanut_bdm

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@misspauwrites

1 year

This one.

Ty | The Marketing Bully

@MarketingBully_

1 year

What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” 👀👀

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@misspauwrites

2 years

Good morning to the girlees who are planning Crop Over outfits. This is your reminder that every event doesn't need new drip. We, the ppl with a life, do not remember what you wore in April. God bless.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

1 month

I know the TL busy but anyone else started #TheCircleNetflix season 7 and super confused by someone aged 35 being called the circle grandpa by all the players.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

2 years

My entire tl:

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

4 months

Anyways, Sir Rick told me I was pretty. West Indies win and me tuh. #1Fan

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@misspauwrites

4 months

Them: It's safe to go out now. Me:

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@misspauwrites

1 year

Like a Chefette roti babe.

A'ja.G✨

@aja_noits

1 year

Y’all repeat outfits ?

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@misspauwrites

4 years

The laugh I needed!

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@misspauwrites

2 years

Contone and Pong.

Michael B. Jordan

@michaelb4jordan

2 years

What duo is this? Wrong answers only

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@misspauwrites

2 years

He just had a twin too. That snapback was crazy.

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@MissRheaDawn

2 years

Murduh! 😩 @GerstonB @vidabyesquire

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@misspauwrites

2 years

Whoever responsible for customer service at Champers and Carter's needs to take their tour on the road. Just tell a whole bunch o businesses send their staff to meet y'all in the Oval and teach class from a big ncf stage.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

2 months

Just found $20 under my bed. Are y'all still poor? Ewe.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

2 years

I am Jamar. Jamar is me. #MorningInspiration

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

4 years

I did one for the P-shaped princesses. No ass. Just vibes. #BussItChallenge

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

1 year

If you recognise these curtains then you know it's been a year. But I did it....only falling just shy of my goal... which I snot-cried about...but we move...proudly.

ya momma hoe ‼️

@RickRossPizza

1 year

please brag about something you did in 2023 .

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

2 years

Bounty say "where de poor ppl?" And Bajans like dem tell demself we ain manifesting that and ain answer. I laugh so hard and so long. We got call and response in us from de ride cross de Atlantic so if we ain answer you ya know we intentional abt it 😂

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@misspauwrites

1 year

My crush may never post me but my faculty did.

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@misspauwrites

3 years

I am ready for my first #tweetitintoexistence for 2022.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

2 years

A beautiful father-son moment. @saltorwha I hope the joy of last night lasts you a long time P.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

3 months

Tell your grandkids this was Errol Barrow and Nina Simone 💫

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

9 months

They taught me in the bank that this was a money laundering red flag. My apologies to all the boomers but I be thinking y'all stealing when you brag abt this.

Trevia 🌺

@treviathrows

9 months

Working all your life and not taking vacation days or sick days is not the badge of honor that older people think it is.

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@misspauwrites

2 years

I am genuinely intrigued abt how spicy y'all lives are that you are constantly worried the government is tracking you. The way my specially dedicated government spy would quit life the 10th time I put on a triple episode of Paternity Court.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

2 years

Let's stop taking pics and video of unconsenting individuals, especially those who didn't sign up for a life in full view of John and Jane public, to make a point on social media. It really isnt kind.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

4 months

Serving umpire gworl.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

1 year

Rick is a skettel.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

3 years

They on the TL talking about blessing circles and I remembered how you blessed my circle. I can't wait to be on top your pyramid. No scheming babe. You sleep? Wake up now! This is for u, not for ex. Love, P ❤

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@misspauwrites

2 years

Gratitude is a must 💫 📸 @nomadic246 x @gioprestige

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@misspauwrites

2 years

Not YouTube down Spring Garden

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@YouTube

2 years

in my hot pot era

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@misspauwrites

1 year

That demographic that attacked the ZR driver, vandalized Kensington and stormed Powda needs to hold a meeting somewhere, all at the same time, and then someone should press a button and the bottom of that place should drop out. Signed, a tired Barbadian.

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@misspauwrites

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@misspauwrites

2 months

🤭 I think the rough part was that y'all had 3 topics running at the same time Lil more I swear "d!nksman" was commenting on "slide 8" cuz somebody was "down low"

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

3 years

Chefette: Hey girl we got the order. Hey girl, the driver's on the way. Hey girl, we couldn't find you and you didn't answer your phone. Call us! Hey girl, how are you? never came there, need directions. Hey girl, order delivered, enjoy! Kay Eff Sea: Girl, not RH tonight.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

1 year

As my cousin said when I sent my long awaited letter: "finalf***ingly". Twitter rode with me through every over dramatic meme when I thought I couldn't finish so I had to let y'all know ah get tru!

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@misspauwrites

1 year

Working til 68.

Onion Cider

@abbietayo

1 year

What is Delusion?

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2 years

Terrill ©️

@TerrillCharming

2 years

Tweet a PHOTO of someone you'd make a sandwich for at 3am.

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@misspauwrites

1 year

@ItsDanaWhite Those the same ones who ask women who are beaten what they did first.

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@misspauwrites

1 month

#NewProfilePic

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@misspauwrites

2 years

I wrote a paper for Research Methods on frauds and this girl that's asking persons to have compassion for Ringtone reminds me of the last line in one of the books I cited. A fraud is not an unlikeable person. A fraud succeeds bcuz they tend to be the most charming in any crowd.

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

3 years

Moments to treasure. 🥰

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@misspauwrites

2 years

I heard he got suspended. Ya doan write lines nuh more? Detention? When ya had to pay $1 for the dancehall at Primary School I did so turble in a move called Spider they called Di after but suspended is a real reach man. But I ain got neida spawn so Idk.

Ulrich Von Liechtenstein 🟦🟨🟦

@AONBIGGEST

2 years

Boy when I did going SMS Perkins woulda had a stroke at this amd bare in-house suspensions

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@misspauwrites

2 years

I really woke up to the people I was rooting for calling everybody else broke? Just gonna mind my business and let natural selection take its course and have a peaceful, productive day. Inshallah 💛

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@misspauwrites

3 years

I'll never understand people who send a text greeting and wait for you to respond before saying what they want.

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@misspauwrites

2 years

Fair Trading Commission, Barbados Good Hope, Green Hill St. Michael BB12003 Barbados Phone:1-246-4240260 Fax:1-246-4240300

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Paula Anne

@misspauwrites

1 year

"Lower de cheque we hiding Paula" - Leadpipe Now I gotta write a diss track 😑

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@misspauwrites

3 months

I'm sorry but when we see photos from disasters in history and geography books did we think they were all artistic impressions? Anyway, the "he is from Barbados pride" comment agitated me and felt bigoted so lemme move on and let karma do what she does. Love to Reeco + team 💛

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@misspauwrites

4 years

💛💛💛💛💛💛 This isn't on brand for the incredible Bajan designer I always imagined making my dress but Jaye got to low me... they look amazinggggggggg. This yellow is - eek! 😍😍😍😍😍

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@misspauwrites

5 months

No and don't normalise abuse even as a keke. Too many women have died.

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@t_sadiity

5 months

y’all up here acting like y’all never got beat up by y’all boyfriends

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@misspauwrites

2 years

Farmer's Choice sweet me with this one.

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@misspauwrites

1 year

Team "I keep it real". Are you real or are you and your unsolicited opinions rude?

#BecomingMrsM †♡

@MissManjo

1 year

What are you starting to dislike more as you get older?

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3 years

When I see a job advertising but they won't say where the job is and the application goes to hiringmanager @yahoo or something my brain red flags it. Like why you hiding your truth like a Rowan's Park Kolij man? Ionlikeit.

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@misspauwrites

4 years

Me pretending the tea is fresh when someone else already told me but swore me to secrecy. Act 1, Scene 1:

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@misspauwrites

5 years

Drag us sis.

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@misspauwrites

2 years

An umbrella open inside a house? Y'all just living happy and not carrying y'all grandparents' baseless superstitions through life? Must be nice. *salt toss*

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@misspauwrites

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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@misspauwrites

3 years

The sweet face urge to post this on every app. Ain my fault if ya on more than one!!!! Thank you @iheart_makeup #officialgradphoto

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@misspauwrites

3 years

Started a new job. Got accepted for my MA. I assume this means I passed my final elective: Latin Dance right? Anyhow we praising in the meantime. Bank account still empty but we praising chile. We goan be alright. Last few years tried me but we goan be alright P.

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@misspauwrites

2 years

Me trying to lie to my friends after another failed talking phase:

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@misspauwrites

5 years

@haniImhome *out the economies of small island developing states.

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@misspauwrites

3 years

Can't imagine being handed a script to announce my colleague's passing to have to do it again a few days l8r. Lots of love to the entire fraternity but especially the folks in River Road. HOTT was part of our "growing up Bajan" and he was definitely our bashment brigadier. ❤

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@misspauwrites

11 months

Me after a wax:

Sassy Scientist 👩🏽‍🔬

@blacksciencegal

11 months

I found the smoothest, longest patch of road in Barbados last night. But here's the catch... absolutely ZERO lighting. Ya can't win bout hay 🤣🤣

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@misspauwrites

2 years

The reason we're all still watching Love is Blind. Waiting for one more of these.

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@Need4LSpeed

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Forever. 💖

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2 years

This is Pump Up Her Poom Poom Sizzla not Dry Cry Sizzla.

Abka Fitz-Henley

@AbkaFitzHenley

2 years

Reggae artiste Sizzla Kalonji destroying a plaque reportedly sent to him by @djkhaled 's team to commemorate recent album being certified platimum. Kalonji's followers say they need a magnifying glass to recognize his name on the plaque. Kalonji says Khaled insult him.

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3 months

I got to Tipsy Music Festival 2024 right on time for Gabby and enjoyed everything, BUT, I especially LOVED every Bajan act including Machel Montano from Paris Gap!

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@misspauwrites

6 months

It's only a matter of time before we each end up in someone's hot take with a pic to which we never consented. And when the hour comes, we're telling people about their parents and upwards through the ancestry until we hit Adam. She didn't deserve this. You cunt.

Lord Douglas 🏴‍☠️

@Douglovesbeef

6 months

any person who looks like this has no business giving anyone health advice or medical care of any kind...

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@misspauwrites

4 years

Using a business page to respond to a personal issue. My free advice to anyone within earshot: DON'T. And that's on 16 years in Marketing & Communications.

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@misspauwrites

2 years

10 toes down in de colonial dumpster. Where wrong and strong wed and conceive a big, beautiful, bouncing rashole garbage take.

kerri forde

@kerriforde85

2 years

crop over is a summer festival.... so I see nothing wrong with playing all the genres tht have summer hits etc ..... if wunna want all calypso tell the ncf move it to November to align with independence!!

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1 year

The girlees really ate.

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@misspauwrites

1 year

Top 10 reasons today was my best day for the year: 1. My 2. New 3. Boss 4. Brought 5. Freshly 6. Baked 7. Sweet 8. Bread 9. To 10. Work What a wonderful way to start my new journey back at the home of Crop Over, NIFCA, Arts, Culture and Creativitity! #NCFGirlee

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Me on the last day of y'all lil Fyre Festival revealing myself as a local.

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