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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 months

Happy 1st anniversary to us and the most beautiful perfect day❤️ 17.05.23

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Dani Bagel

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2 years

I’m literally living my own dream of owning a cute property in Cape Town CBD. I really cannot describe the feeling walking in and seeing this view from my new apartment 🫶🏽💕 I’m SO Proud of me 🥺😭❤️

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Dani Bagel

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4 years

Why didn’t they let black players in the team during apartheid If sports and politics don’t mix lol

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Dani Bagel

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5 years

Dear businesses of South Africa 20% off is not a Black Friday sale. Stop this

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Dani Bagel

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3 months

@lelowhatsgood I was having this very conversation yesterday. I understand the need to want to explore solo but sonically Chloe is sounds more grounded when she sings with her sister

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Dani Bagel

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5 years

I was 22 when my bf made me sit in the back seat of the car and his dog sat in the front cos it was more “loyal, obedient and smarter” than me. “Why are you crying?! It’s not like I hit you?!” And it was that reasoning I had in MY head that kept me there for 2 more years.

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Dani Bagel

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8 years

I do charcoal&pastel drawings for room decor Fully customizable & reasonable rates 😋🌟 RT for awareness DM for details Based in Cape Town

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

Next time mid-stroke ask your lady if “she likes this dick” and if she replies “I like all dicks” see if you feel the same way about everyone needing to matter in the moment. We all look forward to your prompt and accurate answer since you so good asking the real questions.

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Dani Bagel

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10 years

#ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence His legs. Too soon?

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

9 years

Can't cry about having a lot on my plate when the goal was to eat.

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Dani Bagel

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5 years

Ok draco malfoy

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@Duduzane__Zuma

5 years

The next step is privatization. My father warned you about this president.

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Dani Bagel

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1 year

My mom is doing her first solo international travel since my dad passed. She’s currently in Dublin sightseeing and today she sent me this 🥹😩❤️

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Dani Bagel

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5 months

I honestly feel like i haven’t been paying enough attention but how does Z*ma go from being in prison … being let out cos sick(???) and then go back into politics? What am I missing?

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Dani Bagel

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5 years

Dear “struggling” creative unless you’re spending every waking moment working on a project, get a day job. It’s not selling out. It gives you financial security and the stability alone alleviates your mental state to be creative AND put out your best work yet. You CAN do both

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Dani Bagel

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2 years

Airport stores don’t make sense to me. At the boarding gate there should be (at minimum): Mini pharmacy Woolies - clothes and coffee Footwear store A recharging work station Yoga/stretch area Instead we can buy dry biltong for R85 and a tshirts with rhino’s on it.

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Dani Bagel

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3 years

Where are the water cannons?! Oh right they only reserve that for poor students and people protesting GBV

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3 years

People yelling “I have an immune system” and “vaccine hasn’t been tested”

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Dani Bagel

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4 years

Is your wife a raccoon?

chill dude from internet

@eagleman42069

4 years

this is how my wife opens bread

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Dani Bagel

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2 years

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Dani Bagel

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4 years

Every public hospital I ever worked at meant I would go in on a Monday morning to a room full of men wearing Friday night’s clothes, covered in blood with chest drains. The story is the same every time: We were drinking. I had a fight with my friend and then he stabbed me.

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

I vote we bring back “clapping at 8pm” but this time it’s us just standing on our balconies screaming “FUUUUUUUCK” until we feel better.

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Dani Bagel

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5 years

My mom broke my dad out of hospital to watch the rugby final. Told the nurses they “sorting out his dialysis stuff” 😂 @B_radizzle look at our dads

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Dani Bagel

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1 year

@Tumi213 I got “vagina” in braille done on my wrist 😂

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Dani Bagel

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2 years

How do you professionally ask, “who the fuck do you think you are”?

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

I wanna put out a call to South African creatives of colour to bomb nikon with replies of your guys’ work. Don’t just get pissed, get exposure. Harass them with your art instead.

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

My coworkers are having a lot of conflict this morning 👀😅

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

I know the elderly are first in line but damn.

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

4 years

JUST IN: The second person to receive the Pfizer coronavirus vaccine is named William Shakespeare

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Dani Bagel

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7 years

SA based site to help students with Matric Maths (past papers incl) It's free RT to bridge the privilege gap

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

In all my years on this app I’ve never seen my TL look like this.

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

1 month

38 and feeling great 🥰❤️💋🥳

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

I really hope we win 2-1 tomorrow. 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

Our landlord sent us a text to say he’s reducing our rent for the next 6 months. ✨ bless him.

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Dani Bagel

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2 months

Not gay tin 🤣😂

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

I got to hug a group of elephants this morning you guys 😭😭😭😭😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

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Dani Bagel

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1 year

Pure Magic ✨

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Dani Bagel

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3 years

Like this tweet if you’ve never been on Tinder I just wanna see something

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Dani Bagel

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7 years

Hey Jhb Customize your space with pastel and charcoal sketches. Few spaces available 💖DM for details. Reasonable rates 🌟

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Dani Bagel

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6 years

I wish more brown people opened coffee shops so we can stop pretending we’re happy paying R70 for a dusty ass chicken wrap with sweet chili sauce. Lekker food that isn’t artisanal what what isn’t hard to make guys.

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Dani Bagel

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3 years

Today is one year since my gramp’s passing 🌹 Here is a video of the time I got “Vagina” tattooed in Braille and got him to read the scars 😅

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

So far this month I Worked my way out of a depressive episode. Kept up with therapy&my medication. Buried my Gramps. Wrote two exams-lowest score 96% Got a promotion. Completed a business 2021 plan while learning how to do it. And tomorrow I get to perform songs I made 🧚🏽‍♀️😭❤️

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

Just a quick question... is this Zara that everyone’s going mad over the same Zara That ripped off Maxhosa’s socks last year ? Or the Zara that makes fast fashion that’s detrimental to the environment even tho we were sharing posts about saving the Amazon just now? Same one?

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Dani Bagel

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6 years

Hey dhal 😘♥️👅 #FineIndianWomen

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

3 years

Eyeliner is moering today 😋

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

1 year

Officially married for 1 week 🥰🌹❣️

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

8 years

This is vrek funny 😂

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

“A portrait of me by Mike” - a winning formula 🥰❤️

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

South Africans on James Blake IG live is my favorite thing. These comments

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

6 years

I thought there was two of you 😬

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

6 years

One day we’ll have colored people in Cape Town celebrate each other’s success instead of getting naar when others are doing well for themselves by themselves. Until then it’s all “don’t come keep you kwaai” and all the while you still adding fokol to the conversation. Unnecessary

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

My moms insta stories kill me

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

1 year

This sign made me laugh cry 😭

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 months

Shoutout to the cashiers letting you know of cheaper products from your basket 😄

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

Good morning. I’m sorry guys. ☹️

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

This might be my favorite picture he’s taken of me this year 🥰🍋💛

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

3 years

New hair who dis?

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Dani Bagel

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1 year

We did it ❤️‍🔥✨

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

Good morning all. Just a reminder that Palestine does in fact exist. As you were.

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

1 year

The dreamiest dream 💖✨🥺💒

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

1 year

This pizza is rocking my world AUJ

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

10 years

iPhone 6 bend repair kit Complete with limited edition U2 album. 😅 #bendgate #illtaketwo #minustheU2album http://t.co/xB48K2tcVl

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

Forgive yourself for what you did in survival mode ❣️

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

2 years

Guys I don’t want to undermine anyone’s craft but R6000 (SIX THOUSAND ROND) for a wedding cake aaaaare you jus

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

11 years

My favorite part out of all of this, is how united our country and the world feels. Making a positive impact even in his Death. #mandela

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

10pm curfews are actually the best thing to have ever happened to a night out.

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

6 years

@Jerrypleasure

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

6 years

Hi ladies I’m looking for matric ball dresses/evening gowns for 2 girls in my mentorship program in Hanover Park ✨ Their dance is on the 25th September. (More or less size 36) PLEASE dm if you have one to donate or let her wear for the night ♥️ 🙏🏽 please RT 🙏🏽

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

That’s cos you keep saying dumb shit

Helen Zille

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5 years

I could do with a team like this. Could keep them busy 24/7.

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

6 years

Who is America is Phenomenal.

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

Like this tweet if your last week (or two) has been weird and tiring af. I just wanna see something,

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

3 years

Congratulations to all of you going on leave today. *reeeaallly* happy for you

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

Now you want to,during a global pandemic, allow the sale of alcohol nationally while people are depressed from job losses, while people have more time to honestly fuck around and you Don’t think it won’t significantly impact your ability to get a ventilator when covid gets YOU?

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

There’s more than one right person for you in this world

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

7 years

People who dress nice everyday... Aren't you tired??

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

7 years

Carter made my day 😅🙌🏽 @YoungstaCpt @KFMza

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

6 years

Unsolicited dick pics in DM’s just means I’m gonna find your mom on Facebook and send it to her with the subject line of “Please teach your son some manners”

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

This will never not be funny

Ed Sheeran HQ

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15 years

I'm at a house party with a load of south africans and it's "poes kiff" yaah brah

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 months

@foyinog Like what do you mean it’s gonna be 27 degrees in deep autumn ?!!???

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

I know we are buying alcohol and cigarettes illegally. I KNOW there are financial losses. I Know people are consuming unregulated substances. But I also know our trauma units nationally have NEVER coped with payday weekend because of alcohol related violence.

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

7 years

Modern day friendship - a short story: Yes it's been ages! Yeah sorry man. Works been crazy 😓 *repeat this every 6 months until you die*

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Dani Bagel

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2 years

Cute genes

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Dani Bagel

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2 years

And the bride wore pink 🌷

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Dani Bagel

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7 years

Dear Jhb, We know Cape Town is the “best place to be in December” , but please consider bringing water with you . Like seriously.

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Dani Bagel

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5 years

My Bru just go throw your ticket away and pay the R45 for a lost one. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Silindile

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5 years

😂🤪 So part with my entire estate or leave this vehicle in Menlyn?

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Dani Bagel

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4 years

R5000 rent in Cape Town will get you a roommate and nothing else. Not even WiFi or a parking space lol

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Dani Bagel

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6 years

How can I get paid a shit load of money for doing the least amount of work possible? - every capetonian ever

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Dani Bagel

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5 years

I call this look “Business Cute”

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

6 years

I love twitter but The one thing that grates my nuggets on here is that people won’t allow you to be happy or sad or excited or mourn anything for any personal reason(s) without dick riding the whataboutisms of things they’ve never done anything for themselves.

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

6 months

No filter just magic ✨ 🌆

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

6 years

Hello i don’t believe you’ve met my friend, pomegranate?

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Dani Bagel

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6 years

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

1 year

👰🏽✨❤️‍🔥 - - - 📸

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

Let’s just spare a moment of silence for all of those who bought a 2020 planner

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

I follow this account on IG and always learn interesting things. THREAD: 1 Establishing boundaries with your family

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

So many men have been asking from a genuine place, “what can I do to help?” One small step I can think of is to GO TO THERAPY. Unlearn the toxicity that is inherited. YOU ARE the sons of broken homes who watched their mothers get beaten, cheated on and abused.

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

Rocking the lacies @RockingTheDaisy 📸 @Oneleggedbeggar

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

3 years

Early morning drive to make this cold-snap worth it. It was Totally worth ❄️☃️

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Dani Bagel

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7 years

Sun kissed

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

Pls sir a crumb of melanin....

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

4 years

She’s here 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😍😍😍 Spotify link: iTunes link:

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Dani Bagel

@missdanibagel

5 years

Personally I find it’s totally acceptable as long as both of us are wearing a hazmat suit and don’t drink out the same cup cos I don’t want him bleeding out his pee hole cos of me

Mbaliyethu Sithole🇦🇷

@MbaliyethuS

5 years

Ladies and gentlemen! #TwitterViewWithMbali

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